Chapter Ninety-Nine: Scolding and Exorcising Ghosts
The workload is really not small, it looks too busy, the next day, Lan Ya was about to ask Hai Shi and Yu Fangjun to help, but he didn't want to, but Yu Fangjun came to the door first.
Yu Fangjun didn't come alone, and he led Yu Fangsheng, who was cowering.
Yu Fangjun was embarrassed to push Fang Li forward and said, "Lan Ya, I always wanted this guy to apologize to you, but he ran to the uncle's house to hide, I just caught it." ”
Lan Ya was surprised: "What trouble did Yu Fangsheng cause again, and he still wants to apologize to me?" ”
Yu Fangsheng could not hear Lan Ya's question, looked at the stone building in the distance on the west side with a nervous face, shook his head with palpitations, and said, "I was wrong, I was wrong, you beat me up and let me go." ”
Lan Ya looked at Yu Fangsheng's frightened appearance, couldn't help frowning and looked at Yu Fangjun, and said unhappily: "Didn't you listen to me, you brought Yu Fangsheng here privately last time, and secretly went to the bluestone mound in the west?" So scared? ”
As soon as he heard the name "Qingshi Mound", Yu Fangsheng was frightened again, and his eyes shrank.
Yu Fangjun said aggrievedly: "Lan Ya, the conscience of heaven and earth, I really didn't bring him here, he secretly followed him last time, Uncle Hai and I were busy organizing people to work, the courtyard door was not locked, he sneaked in, afraid that I would scold him, secretly hid, it was not good to hide, but he hid in the forbidden place you said, and I heard him screaming in the middle of the night and ran out, if it wasn't for me, I covered his mouth in time, and made up nonsense to bluff the villagers, I'm afraid that the people who work will scare him away." ”
Lan Ya couldn't help but feel funny, and asked, "Brother Fang Sheng, where are you hiding?" What do you see? ”
Yu Fangsheng said with palpitations: "I hid outside the domed house in the west, aren't there two stone statues at the door, I hid there, and fell asleep while hiding, and when I woke up, it was already the middle of the moon, and I saw countless ghost fires floating in the three mounds from a distance, and the sound of ghost soldiers killing, which scared me to death." ”
Lan Ya was not surprised, these were all made by her, but she didn't expect the effect to be so good.
Zhuangzi's underground, intertwined with countless tunnels, the tunnel is divided into two layers, when digging the second layer of tunnels, digging through a section of underground river, is from the Qixing Mountain through here.
As the temperature rises during the day, the water level of the river rises, and it gradually penetrates as it flows through a cave with an upside-down hole.
When the temperature drops at night, the water level drops, and the water poured into the cave cannot be discharged all at once, and it becomes an upside-down opening, and if the ground shakes greatly, it will make the upside-down mouth pressurized, and the water will leak out.
Lan Ya thought it was fun, so he fixed the wooden windmill below, with the flow of water, the wooden windmill rotated rapidly, and the water sprinkled on the leather drums hanging around, and the sound of "Bang Bang Dong Dong" continued, and it became like the sound of soldiers fighting on the ground.
The sound of water, wind, and crashing is mixed together, and it sounds like the sound of ghost kings and ghost soldiers fighting each other from the ground.
As for the ghost fire, it's even simpler, there are thousands of dry bones buried in the bluestone mound, there are those of the Xiao State, the three Mongolian departments, and even the Zhou State, which are not clear at all.
Thousands of dry bones, is the best storage of phosphorus fire, every night, phosphorus fire ethereal, and then called the sound of the ghost soldiers and ghosts fighting, there is nothing more realistic, more mad, more convincing.
All of this, Lan Ya is only for one purpose, which is to protect the exit of the second layer of tunnels, which is her last line of defense.
For safety, in addition to the two openings connected to the first tunnel, there is only one exit in the second tunnel, which is located in the bluestone mound among thousands of dry bones.
Lan Ya smiled and comforted: "Brother Fang Sheng, that was the soldier who died here when the Three Kingdoms were at war, as the saying goes, don't do bad things, don't be afraid of ghosts calling the door, they won't go to you, don't be afraid." ”
The words of comfort were originally comforting, but after Yu Fangsheng heard it, his face became even more pale, and he said with a cry: "Lan Ya, you can do it for me, I can't sleep every day, for fear that they will come to me, what you said is good, don't do bad things, don't be afraid of ghosts calling the door, but I, really do bad things." ”
Lan Ya almost drowned in her own saliva, and couldn't help asking, "You, what did you do?" ”
Yu Fangsheng looked at Yu Fangjun embarrassedly, and finally said ruthlessly: "I bully people, and often bully the calf with Fang Fan of the fourth aunt's family, I don't want to bully him, I just think that if he is bullied, his sister Xiaoyi will come to talk to me; ”
Lan Ya couldn't help but laugh, this is the childish behavior of a first love Mao boy, which is understandable.
Yu Fangjun covered his face in embarrassment.
Yu Fangsheng continued with a sad face: "I lied and bragged, helping my eldest brother in front of Sister Lian, bragging about how brave he was in solving the case, and he was admired by the villagers. ”
Looking at Yu Fangjun again, his face became the bottom of a black pot.
Yu Fangsheng couldn't care about this, and said: "I have a bad heart, Uncle Niu is unwilling to pull me to the town, so I blocked their chimney, choking their granddaughter who was born that day, and her face looks like black carbon." ”
"My mother scolded Aunt Cao for being a vixen and seduced my father, so I went to intercept it, but I saw that Li Zheng went to his house in the middle of the night, I was in a hurry, and when I ran away, I kicked their, and the took the cub and had a miscarriage ......."
"I'm still ......"
Lan Ya couldn't cry or laugh when she heard it, this bear child has done a lot of "bad things", no wonder he has become a teenager in the whole village who hates dogs. But it's not a big deal.
Lan Ya pretended to be Fang Sheng turned around a few times, not knowing what words were in his mouth, and finally Fang Sheng slapped his head and said with a smile: "Okay, the evil has been eliminated, and from now on, I will change my mind and face, and if I don't do 'bad things', there will be no ghosts haunted by ghosts." ”
Yu Fangsheng's joy was beyond words.
Lan Ya coughed lightly, and said solemnly: "In addition, you have a lot of water in your name, and you are short of water, after you go back, remember to put two large tanks of water on it every day, and you are not allowed to do it for you, you are not allowed to be lazy, it can only be the largest vat." ”
Yu Fangsheng ran home with a happy face.
Yu Fangjun sneered and said, "Lan Ya, the immortal method you just whispered
Why is it 'an old dingtou, he owes me two slips, I said three days to pay it back, he said four days to pay it back', how can there be leeks and meat in it, and what are the three cents and six cents, and the swear words of 'fuck you'? ”
Lan Ya's face couldn't help but turn green, she was completely deceived by Fang Sheng, casting spells on him on the surface, making him tired and miserable, and naturally falling asleep at night, how could she have the kung fu and strength to think about ghosts.
"Spellcasting" casually said the children's rhyme of "Lao Dingtou" in modern times, but I didn't expect Yu Fangjun to not only hear it, but also remember a large part of it.
His face turned pale and said: "Yu Fangjun, Hugh has to be unreasonable to the fairy girl, my master is a fairy girl, not a monk or a nun, of course you have to eat meat, eat vegetables, and spend money, of course you have to scold people if you are not in a good mood, don't scold people, can the evil be scolded and run away?" ”
Yu Fangjun's face was abrupt, and he muttered in a low voice: "It turns out that 'Fuck Your Mother-Egg' is the fairy aunt scolding the ghosts and evil spirits, I have to remember it, and I have to tell my mother when I go back." ”
Lan Ya couldn't help covering her face, she never expected that because of her carelessness, Yu Fang's scolding words would have a new word from now on, and it would also have the magical effect of removing evil spirits.
With the addition of Yu Fangjun, although the work was much faster, it still took four days.
Looking at the rich fruits of the room, Lan Ya stretched his waist, and asked Yu Fangjun to go back to the village, go to the homes of some villagers who are in difficulty, buy some eggplants, cowpeas, cucumbers and other vegetables, and take special care of Jia's house to buy more.
Lan Ya is like a hamster, teaching Hai and Lan Xiang, preparing winter dried vegetables for the family, looking at the sky, the autumn is crisp, Lan Ya feels that he should go up the mountain to pick some chestnuts, mushrooms, fungus and other things, otherwise, this winter really doesn't know what to eat for the winter.
The new house can't leave people, and it was originally planned to let Yu Sanguang and his wife live with Dalin in their arms, but with Yu Fangsheng being frightened by ghosts, Lan Ya was really a little uneasy, and decided to sell the potatoes first, get the money, and then go to Renyazi to buy some brave people to help take care of Zhuangzi and the fields.
When Lan Ya arrived at the Sun Moon Building, he originally wanted to negotiate with the shopkeeper Wang, but when the shopkeeper Wang heard that it was Lan Ya, he hurriedly let Lan Ya go to the top floor and met with Wang Anshi.
Unexpectedly, Zhuo Xiaoran was also there.
Several people looked unhappy, obviously encountering something annoying.
Lan Ya explained to Wang Anshi in the future, Wang Anshi first flashed a look of embarrassment on his face, glanced at Xiao Ran and Yin Rutai, and then smiled: "Okay, tomorrow I will send someone to bring the potatoes on your Zhuangzi." ”
The shopkeeper Wang on his side said with an embarrassed face: "The owner ......"
Wang Anshi waved his hand, the shopkeeper Wang didn't say much, Lan Ya flashed a suspicious look, but didn't say anything, and went to settle the price of potatoes with the shopkeeper Wang.
The current market price of potatoes is three cents a catty, and the Lanya family has produced 200,000 catties, which is converted into 600 taels of silver.
Lan Ya held the silver in her arms, and saw that the shopkeeper Wang still looked painful, and couldn't help asking: "Shopkeeper Wang, we have cooperated so many times, if you have something to say, you might as well say it directly, isn't the potato starch business bad?" No, I saw that starch is now sold in every grocery store, not only in restaurants, but also in every household. ”
Wang Feng looked upstairs and said with a worried face: "Miss Yu, you don't know, the reason why I invited you upstairs was because I wanted you to help the owner come up with ideas, but I didn't expect you to bring such a big potato, which is just worse." ”
Lan Ya couldn't help but ask, "What's worse?" Tell me, maybe I might have an idea. ”
Shopkeeper Wang sighed and said, "Miss Yu, now on the market, starch sells really well, but it is not ours, it is Shen's." Shen Qingyue, the second young master of the Shen family, used some selfish means, bought off the master of the prescription, and also began to produce starch, not only sold in Beixiao, but even Nanxiao began to sell, the Shen family has a lot of private fields in Beixiao, which is much more cost-effective than us collecting potatoes or transporting potatoes from Nanxiao, if we have a price with them, the profit will be much less. ”
Lan Ya said with a smile: "The Wang family has been in business for many years, and I won't comment on the unladylike use of people, but the wealth accumulated over the years will not be defeated by such a business, it's a big deal not to do this business." ”
Shopkeeper Wang smiled bitterly: "This is the young master's first business in Beixiao, and a lot of energy has been invested, not to mention, all the fields of the Nanxiao Wang family have been planted with potatoes and are ready to produce starch, so there will be no small losses." ”
Lan Ya pondered for a long time, but she didn't expect that Wang Anshi was willing to pay six hundred taels of silver to accept her potatoes in such a difficult situation, which made her have a different opinion of him.
said to the shopkeeper Wang: "Shopkeeper Wang, don't worry about it first, I'll go back and think of a way." I have been cooperating with Sun Moon Tower for a long time, and I will tell you that I still have a business in my hand that I am ready to cooperate with Sun Moon Tower, and I will never sit idly by. It can be as little as ten days, as much as a month, whether it is successful or not, I will give you an answer. ”
Lan Ya returned to Zhuangzi with a lot of heart.
The potato starch business was robbed by life, and it was a dumb loss, the Wang family was on fire, and Lan Ya was not comfortable.