Chapter 213: Every Day and Heavenly Master
Where do I know what the weasel is crazy about, I'm afraid that you will come over to make trouble for me so that people will go outside to scare you, I thought that ordinary people were scared half to death when they saw the weasel begging for the seal, who knew you... You're so bold..."
The old monk sweated and cried, crying like a two-hundred-pound child, and several apprentices also explained, Zhou Hao looked at the Taoist priest on the side suspiciously, and sure enough, this thing smiled and said:
"I raised Daxian'er, probably because I was arrested, and ran out to help me call for help."
As he spoke, he stood up from the ground, kicked down the old monk who was meditating, and scolded angrily: "You old bastard, hand over all the things you are carrying for labor and management, the whole fake monk, the four major things that people in Buddhism pay attention to are empty, where did you forget to step on the horse?" Labor and management will clean up the portal for the "brother enterprises" today! β
At this time, several of the old monk's little apprentices didn't dare to make a sound, and they all obediently pretended to be dumb and quietly watched the Taoist priest's performance.
"I'll give it to me, buddy will take my life!"
The old monk's body is quite tough, but after fighting for a long time, he will be honest, and the things in the robe are pulled out one by one, all kinds of them, including several green tickets, Zhou Hao picked up a few and asked:
"This thing is your money from the gathering place?"
"The strong man just came, we call this thing food stamps."
The Taoist priest explained while filling something in a cloth bag: "The food stamp is a voucher for you to store grain on Jiangxin Island, and it is almost the same as money, and the function is exactly the same. β
The feel of this food stamp is quite comfortable to the touch, similar to the RMB used before, the first resettlement camp of Jiangxin Island is written in the center, and two vermilion stamps are stamped at the bottom right, the biggest difference between each is the difference in face value, but most of the old monk's food stamps are fifty catties and one hundred catties, and it is estimated that he is also a rich man.
"Wait a minute, big brother, I'll record a video."
The Taoist priest had a hippie smile on his face, so he took out a smartphone from his clothes, grabbed the old monk's collar and walked into the house.
"How many of you are real monks and fake monks?"
Taking advantage of this time, Zhou Hao asked the little monks who were still sitting cross-legged on the ground, and one of them was stunned for a long time, and then said with a bitter face:
"Big brother, we are all ordinary people, we were all coaxed by that old miscellaneous hair to become fake monks, and we can't afford to live, and it is also his order to tie up that Taoist brother, and it has nothing to do with us!"
"Are you and those guys innocent?"
Zhou Hao rolled his eyes, and as he was talking, the Taoist priest led the old monk out, and said coldly as he walked: "If you know each other, spit out all your belongings inside, otherwise you will wait for me to pass this video to the person above you!" β
"Yes, yes, yes..."
The old monk hurriedly agreed, an old face was full of vicissitudes, and the Taoist priest waved his hand like a pig: "Hurry up, go back to school next time, or I will clean you up alone!" β
Zhou Hao heard it clearly, and secretly said that this person must also be a coerc, but he still asked in wonder: "Dude, you are too generous, people have killed a few of your apprentices, and you just let them go, I think you have to stab him at least twice?" β
"Alas
, when is the time for retribution! β
The Taoist priest put on a compassionate look at this time, frowning and really meaning that, but after a turn of words, his face changed and said:
"You can't blame your parents for being ugly, you can't blame the society for your ideas, these little brothers aren't my apprentices at all, but they were hired by me, and they can't protect me if they give money, and they can blame me when they die? Show them a good feng shui later, and they'll have to have fun! β
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The old monk saw that Zhou Hao didn't react, and ran outside with a few fake apprentices, and the Taoist priest walked over with a smile like a chrysanthemum, and handed him the cloth bag and said:
"Strongman, thank you for your kindness, I will borrow flowers to offer Buddha these tickets and treasures, I estimate that you should also have to enter Jiangxin Island, these food stamps must be used."
"I can understand the food stamps, but what are these bracelets and gold jewelry for? At this time, can you still exchange these jewels for money? β
"Of course it works! Don't look at this thing now, but at most it is depreciated, for us people this thing is not as good as a pack of instant noodles, but for those broad wives are different, this thing is to go out to meet people's face, but it also has to be in good condition, ordinary garbage can be picked up anywhere, and it will fall on your hands! In addition, Mrs. Kuo's favorite is some rare perfume bags or something, and they have more expensive perfumes, and the more difficult it is to get the better, especially from abroad before the disaster. Those things you bought, you can't do it, you can find one and make a fortune! β
"Originally, I just wanted to find someone to ask, since I met you, then I just asked you, what is the situation on Jiangxin Island, is it really an official resettlement camp?"
Zhou Hao nodded and asked again, and the Taoist priest simply moved a chair for him and respectfully helped him light a flue:
"The situation on Jiangxin Island is not complicated, although it is indeed an officially set up resettlement camp, but now it is almost a situation of the four major forces, the commander of the Jiang defense force is the largest force, the guns, cannons, boats, and other major families in the hands are not at the same level at all, the other three major forces are the three major families, the Gao family, the Zhong family and the Xu family, these three families rely on a large number of people, most of the industries in the resettlement camp have been divided by them, and even the management has a lot of their people, The city defense troops have infiltrated them, in short, it's not easy to mix anywhere these days! β
"Are there any conditions to go in?"
"What conditions can this have, you can enter if you are a living person, but after you go in, you have to find a house by yourself, it was all allocated before, the house is tight on the one hand, on the other hand, the distribution is not very fair, the current housing price is not low, renting a good house is more than you eat a day, when will we not escape the fate of being a house slave."
"Can I bring a pistol in?"
Zhou Hao shook the matter in his hand, the Taoist priest's eyes narrowed, and he shook his head and said: "This is not clear, but the first time you enter the city, you will definitely have to search your body, and it should be possible to hide it tightly." β
"I can't just follow the other people into the city?"
"Don't!"
The Taoist priest revealed a plastic card from his chest, and said solemnly: "When you go in for the first time, you have to get an identity card, which is equivalent to an ID card, you can't do anything without this thing, someone can directly arrest you on the street, just such a big plastic."
Pieces, all two taels of food stamps, reissue is more expensive! β
"It's dark."
"But this can't be helped, after all, people manage such a large resettlement camp, and they can't even support those city defense troops if they don't charge a little fee."
I don't know when, Wong Tai Sin also slipped back to the Taoist priest's side, jumping up and down like a jumping god, rubbing his head against the Taoist trouser leg from time to time, and making a "click" sound in his mouth, the Taoist priest smiled and scolded, "The wolf cub also knows how to save his father!" So he took out a ham sausage from his jacket pocket and threw it on the ground, Daxian was not too dirty, and swallowed it in his mouth, looking naΓ―ve.
"You're very smart, where did you get it?"
Zhou Hao couldn't help but want to touch this gadget, but it didn't give him face at all, and ran away with a twist of his head, and the Taoist priest smiled: "Pick it up!" When I met it, I was still a cub, and those who did our business originally believed in this, so we naturally treated it well, but I didn't expect it to become the face of our place! β
"Are you really a Taoist priest when you step on a horse?"
Zhou Hao was shocked, except for clothes, this mouth full of goods running the train had nothing to do with the Taoist priest at all, and the Taoist priest was immediately unhappy, pouting and saying:
"Of course, I am a Taoist priest certified by the state, and I will show you Ming'er, what is the Taoist certificate supervised by the religious office and uniformly printed and issued by the Taoist Association!"
"Big brother smokes!"
Zhou Hao hurriedly took out a cigarette and lit it for him, and asked happily, "Can I still get this Taoist certificate now?" I'm also half a Taoist priest, and we can be regarded as the same boss we worship, what's our boss's name? Sanqing or Jade Emperor? β
"You're not good at it."
The Taoist priest glanced at him, swallowed the clouds and said in a fog: "The Taoist certificate is easy to get now, I guess I can be regarded as the most awesome Taoist priest here, I will pass on a very easy thing to you, it is not expensive, a hundred catties of food stamps, I will take you to explore the mysteries of the universe!" β
"I find I'm getting more and more stupid, paying to listen to your bragging?"
Zhou Hao had a black line in his head, and the Taoist priest hurriedly smiled: "Just kidding, in fact, it doesn't matter if the Taoist certificate has that or not, the most important thing is the teacher, we have been talking for so long, and I don't know the name, the poor Taoist surname is Tang, the single name is an immortal word, the people in the rivers and lakes call Tang Daxian, dare to ask the name of the Taoist friend?" β
"Zhou Hao, the people in the rivers and lakes are called Hao Shi, also called Tian Tian Shi!"
When he arrived at Jiangxin Island, Zhou Hao didn't plan to hide his name, it was very simple for hundreds of thousands of people to find a duplicate name, if someone really wanted to know his appearance, no matter how he changed his name, it wouldn't work.
"Your name is quite big, and you are prone to lightning strikes..."
Tang Daxian frowned, but Zhou Hao said with an indifferent face: "God is really a relative, he doesn't care about this little thing." β
The two of them pulled the gourd in the east and the west in the east, from the south of the sky to the north of the earth, from feng shui to the five elements, and then from nature to the universe, but after some conversation, Zhou Hao found that this product must have been a Taoist priest, and the foundation was there, so he couldn't believe it, but this person really didn't look like a Taoist priest, anyway, he hadn't seen a Taoist priest prostitute himself. Prostitutes say that they are collecting yin and supplementing yang, saying that sweeping pornography is a catastrophe, and entering the guards is said to be retreat and cultivation, and the meat joke will come when he opens his mouth, and he really wants his ancestor to hear it, and it is estimated that he can give him to the palace, and other people's cultivation is self-cultivation, but he is self-cultivation and "sex", and the ultimate goal is to make himself more far-reaching and lasting!