Zhang Mu and I beat this kid up quite happily, but after the fight, the two of them were worried, what should we do with this guy? You must know that it is now a society governed by the rule of law, although you are Mr. Yin and Yang, you can't fight the police uncle.

What if I release this old boy now, then he's trying to figure out how to toss us later? But if we don't let him go, will we still be able to kill him? It's obviously impossible, and I don't know anything about that kind of sorcery that can kill people. Strictly speaking, it is illegal for the two of us to beat him up today, if this guy goes out and calls the police, Zhang Mu and I will have to be detained.

So the current situation is that Zhang Mu and I squatted next to this guy, and then quietly looked at the man lying on the ground wailing, and the two of us lit a cigarette and squatted on the ground on fire!

"Li Hao, or else we will kill him?" Zhang Mu looked up at me and asked seriously. I looked up and saw that Zhang Mu had lost the urge to give him a stick.

"Brother Zhang, have you been with Tengu for too long? Brain short-circuited? What should we do if we kill him? I looked at the guy lying on the ground and didn't know what to do with him.

After smoking a cigarette, I took out my mobile phone from my pocket and pulled out the phone number of the head of Officer Sun's department when I was in Beijing, because I was asked to help if there was anything, and it seemed that their department was all over the country, just like the police, every city has a police officer who is responsible for this kind of thing.

I don't know if they don't care about this kind of Taoist trick to harm people. took out the phone and dialed it, and soon the phone was connected: "Li Hao? What's wrong? A heart-filled voice came from the other end of the phone. I laughed: "Director Wang, haven't you slept so late?" "Our department is on call 24 hours a day, and besides, we often go out at night."

"Okay, I want to ask you, is it under your department's responsibility to use Taoism to harm people?" I didn't continue to be polite and said straight to the point.

"What's going on?" Director Wang on the other end of the phone asked. Then I told Director Wang about this guy in 1510, including how I met him, and how I caught him later, after saying that, Director Wang was obviously very excited: "You don't know how to deal with it, I'll give you a call, you call him, this is the person in charge of Chongqing in our department, just hand it over to him, forget it, you tell me the address, I'll let him send someone over!" Such a person should be punished by law. ”

I don't know what to say, the sentence of legal punishment is true, but which law records how many years to sentence for killing people with what spell! If I hadn't caught this old boy, I don't know how many people this guy was going to kill.

"Okay then." So I told Director Wang the address I was, and I just wanted to hang up the phone when I heard Director Wang say on the phone: "I just want to ask you for help with something." "He just did me a favor and helped me solve this person's affairs, and now he directly said that he wants me to do him a favor, what can I say? Can I say no? Surely it can't be. "You say I'll listen."

"Then if you have time, come to Beijing, there is a little thing I want to consult you here, that is, to be a consultant, air tickets, food and accommodation are all-inclusive, just come to travel, and then pay attention to us by the way." Director Wang's words are inexplicable, so I don't know what he wants to say, but I heard that it is like a tour, then there should be no danger, and it is not a big deal, it should be nothing to see, besides, people also say that air tickets and food and accommodation are included. Thinking so, I agreed: "Okay, when?" ”

"The sooner the better." Director Wang on the phone was very happy when he heard that I had promised to come down, and I didn't think much about it, thinking that someone had paid for me to travel, but later it turned out that there was never a pie in the sky!

Not long after the call, three police cars came to the door of the villa, and then several police officers took this guy away, and I don't know where he was taken, but according to the police in charge of the escort, this guy is estimated to be in prison for the rest of his life.

After the police left, Zhang Mu and I stood at the door of the villa: "It's over." I sighed as I looked at the sun that was almost rising. Well, it's over. Zhang Mu also said.

This guy was arrested, and the things behind it became extremely simple, Boss Li's thing is just a formality, without that guy making trouble, there is no need to keep the spirit at night, Zhang Mu and I will sleep every night and eat during the day, and the small life is called a comfortable one.

Seven days later, at Miss Li's funeral, a hearse came from Boss Li's house and pulled the coffin to the crematorium, and I followed the hearse into the crematorium.

The scene before the cremation is always moving, Boss Li hired a few crying mourners in front of him did not appear today, when his daughter was stuffed into the crematorium, Boss Li and his family cried very fiercely, I think if I didn't pull it, Boss Li would probably have to go into the cremation oven to accompany his daughter.

After the cremation, Boss Li walked out with an urn, and then the group went directly to the cemetery that had been bought a long time ago, the feng shui of this cemetery is very good, Zhang Mu said that this cemetery is the best in Chongqing, and a cemetery costs more than 500,000 yuan. I'm amazed to hear it, it seems that if you don't have money, you'll die a lower level than others.

Boss Li walked to the front with the urn, I followed behind in a Mao suit, holding a peachwood sword in my hand, and kept sprinkling paper money on the road, and slowly read in my mouth: "Yin people go on the road, Yang people avoid it." "When I arrived at the front of the cemetery, I held a "Jiaxu Zhendi Borrowing Fire Talisman" in my hand, recited it urgently, and threw it into the brazier.

There are two bricks in front of the cemetery, and there is a tile on top of the brick, I took a peach wood sword and pinched a sword trick and said: "Today is the day of the burial of Mr. Li Ming's concubine Li Linlin, Li Linlin was born on the ninth day of the first month of the first month of the year of Ding Mao, died on the thirteenth day of November in the year of the Emperor, and was buried today. I saw a few people around me turn their heads one after another, so I grabbed a handful of paper money and threw it into the brazier: "Heaven and earth are blessed, yin and yang open the way, and paper money leads to the netherworld all the way." ”

After speaking, he took another sip of water and sprayed it on the top of the cemetery: "Erju blessed water to send ghosts." Then he picked up the Sanqing guide talisman that had been prepared, recited a hurry like a law, threw the burning talisman into the air, and caught it with a peach wood sword: "Sanqing leads the way!" ”

"Sickness! Break! As he spoke, he pointed a handprint on the tile that had been prepared a long time ago, and the tile shattered! Everything is fine, the dead are buried, and the cannon is fired three times! After saying that, someone lit the cannon that had been prepared a long time ago, and after three cannon shots, Boss Li personally put his daughter's ashes in the cemetery.

Even if this business is over so far, Zhang Mu and I didn't follow Boss Li to eat, but asked him to pay off the balance and the two of us drove back to the store directly.

"It's over, you don't know what Boss Li has to do with a full set of burial ceremonies, I'll take it, and I don't want a full set of funeral rites for the bathing center!" I sat in the car and complained to Zhang Mu.

"Okay, okay, you're not acting very well, don't you see, your sentence is as urgent as a law, and the spell burns directly, and the people present are at least stunned, and then your unique skill of breaking tiles out of thin air is shocked by everyone, and now I don't have to worry about no one giving us publicity." Zhang Mu said while driving the car.

"Fuck off! If I hadn't learned how to deal with white things, I would have been embarrassed this time, you know, if the deceased's birth date is a little wrong, I won't be able to break the tile, and I won't want to take this kind of thing in the future. With that, I closed my eyes and fell asleep in the car.

After a while, I returned to the store, and Tengu was the only one in the store, and now Tengu is basically a normal person. So I'm pretty relieved if I'm just keeping the store.

As soon as we arrived at the store and sat down, Cen Si's phone called, and I quickly picked up the phone: "Hello beauty!" What's the matter? ”

The voice on the other end of the phone was cold: "Two things, first, the teacher said that if you don't come to class, you will wait to fail!" The second thing is, you haven't contacted me for ten days! After saying that, he hung up the phone directly. I looked at the phone and was completely stupid! What am I relying on here? Ultimatum?

Zhang Mu looked at my expression and asked, "What's wrong?" I took a sip of water: "What can I do, the teacher at school said that if I don't go to class, he will hang me, but I don't think there is anything about it." It's a big deal. However, Cen Si said that I hadn't contacted her for ten days, and she was angry. ”

Zhang Mu smiled: "What a big deal, aren't you going to Beijing in a few days?" Just take her with you, I'll tell you you you don't have to explain anything, wait for her to get out of class and go straight to school, and then tell her that you're going to take him out to play, and everything will be settled. ”

After listening to Zhang Mu's words, I thought about it and felt that it was the same thing, anyway, I went to play and didn't have to spend my own money to go out to play, I just brought Cen Si directly, and I could make this little girl happy.

After thinking about it for a moment, I thought it would work, and then I got up and stood up. "I'll go first, you and Tengu can eat dinner in the evening." With that, he walked out of the store quickly.