Chapter Ninety-Three: Tuesday Ha Provocation

It took him a long time to wake up, and he looked at Old Man Miao angrily and said, "Are you really my master?" How can anyone throw an apprentice out like a ball as soon as he recognizes his apprentice? ”

Old man Miao sneered and said, "Lan Ya, you know, I'm a boy, and I can't touch a woman's ......."

Lan Ya looked at Yin Rutai with compassion, Yin Rutai trembled, and hurriedly replied: "Men and women don't kiss, I think ...... simple."

Finally looking at Zhuo Xiaoran, Zhuo Xiaoran shrugged his shoulders and put the leather whip into his waist and hid it behind his belt.

Lan Ya said with a face like water: "Zhuo Xiaoran, if you don't have a whip, will you let me fall to the ground and eat soil?" ”

Xiao Ran said meaninglessly: "There is no if." ”

Lan Ya breathed two sighs of relief, and secretly swore in her heart that three more items had been added to the wish list in this life, to find a fox spirit for Old Man Miao to break the boy's body, so that he could not pretend to be a fake monk; Find a woman who can't get Yin Rutai and let him be hungry and thirsty; Find an aggressive woman for Zhuo Xiaoran, so that he can't look tall......

Yu Lanya was secretly swearing, but a few people rushed in at the gate of the courtyard, and Zhuo Liu stopped first: "Who is coming?" So what's going on? ”

Liu Qingshi glanced at the courtyard and saw several people sitting in the courtyard, two older ones, one with kind eyebrows and kind eyes, and the other seemed to be smiling.

Two young people, dressed in gorgeous clothes, have an extraordinary atmosphere, especially the one in the main seat, with an indifferent face, sipping a coarse porcelain bowl of tea, without even looking at a few people.

A kind of scholarly arrogance was still born in his heart, and he said: "This little brother, Xiaosheng is a neighbor of Yu's family, surnamed Liu Qingshi, came to visit Yu's house, I don't know who you are and what is the matter?" ”

Zhuo Liuden was dumbfounded, he couldn't say that he was eating and drinking with his master, right?

Just when he didn't know how to answer, Zhuo Xiaoran said indifferently: "I heard that the Yu family has produced a kind of auspicious gourd from the sky, and we are here to buy it and give it to the nobles." ”

Lan Ya was stunned at first, and then asked Yu Sanguang to enter the room and bring the ruyi-shaped gourd, as if respectfully handing it to Zhuo Xiaoran.

Liu Qingshi breathed a long sigh of relief, and introduced a few people who came together: "These people are Xiaosheng's new classmates in the Seven Star Academy, Qin Gongzi, Fu Gongzi, and the two Zhou Gongzi, who are resting today, and specially came to Yujia Village to watch the scenery and chant poetry. ”

Lan Ya's eyes narrowed slightly, and she looked at Zhou Buyan and Zhou Busui unhappily, obviously, these two people are the most culprits, If there were no two of them, the surname Fu would not have found here, it is estimated that he was guilty of the problem of the scholar's brain, and came here to debate "what cannot be touched by the right hand, but the left hand can touch the problem." ”

Liu Qingshi's eyes turned to Xiao Ran and said, "I wonder if Gongzi has decided to buy this wishful gourd?" ”

This is to treat himself as half of the owner and help the Yu family to issue an eviction order.

Zhuo Xiaoran said calmly: "Don't worry, you have to take a closer look before making a decision, besides, the wealth is not exposed, the secret is not leaked, my business with the Yu family, Liu Gongzi is not convenient to listen to, if Liu Gongzi has something, you will not be too late to do it, I can wait." ”

Inexplicably, Xiao Ran's attitude towards Liu Qingshi is twelve points of dislike.

Liu Qingshi still wanted to ask for Luosuo, but Fu Liangheng took two steps forward arrogantly, and said to Lan Ya: "Miss Yu, we are here to find you, and Brother Liu doesn't know." ”

After speaking, a dozen folding fans, pondered: "Miss Yu said, 'What can't be touched by the right hand, but can be touched by the left hand', Xiao Sheng thought about it, and there is no only answer, there are too many things that the right hand can't touch, such as fire, hot oil, etc., but at the same time, these things can't be touched with the left hand, and this question should be an unsolvable problem or a multi-solution problem." ”

Lan Ya looked at the words on Fu Gongzi's folding fan, her eyelids couldn't help jumping, she didn't laugh, and the word "struggle" was written on it, according to her illiteracy level a few days ago, it was very likely to be read as "Fenmen", it sounded like "dung door", could it be a person's "anus"? It really makes people laugh off their big teeth.

It's obviously autumn, and I made a folding fan out, which makes people feel incredible, and the brain circuit is really abnormal.

Lan Yaqiang couldn't help but smile and replied: "Fu Gongzi's words are bad, as the saying goes, there are people outside the world, and there are heavens outside the sky." Who said you can't touch the fire with your hands, and you can't get hot oil? The answer to 'what the right hand can't touch, but the left hand can touch' is very simple, it's the right hand! Of course, you can't touch your right hand with your right hand, but it's easy to touch your left hand. ”

After listening to Fu Gongzi, he was so angry that he fell back, he knew that the little girl would not come up with a normal person's question, just like "potatoes grow in the soil, and the richest man in Xiao Country is a woman", he searched all the ancient books in vain, and searched for the ninety-year-old and respected Mr. Ji, but the answers were different, and each made sense.

Zhou Buyan jumped to his feet angrily and shouted: "Hey, Yu Lanya, you are strong words, Brother Fu is right, this problem is unsolvable." ”

Lan Ya smiled: "Then you touch my right hand to take a look, and I will count you as a winner." ”

Zhou Buyan really twisted his right hand with his right hand, twisting his hand into a claw, but to no avail.

Zhou Busui's eyes lit up and said, "Yu Lanya, if you cut off your right hand, won't you be able to touch your right hand?" ”

Lan Ya wiped the sweat on her forehead and said, "Then, what do you use to touch your right hand?" ”

Zhou Busui pouted and said, "Chop off my right hand and put it on the wrist of the second brother's right hand, isn't this two right hands." ”

After speaking, the two looked at Lan Ya with a smug face.

It's really a Zhou family with a lack of mind.

Lan Ya was afraid that the two of them would really do this, so she was so nervous that she wiped the sweat on her forehead again, and said with a wry smile: "You have such guts, I admit defeat." I don't want to make one of you a one-handed man and the other a three-handed, and your father will put our whole family in jail. ”

Zhou Buyan glared at him and said: "This matter has nothing to do with others, and winning or losing has nothing to do with others." You just said that your hand can touch hot oil, we might as well take a gamble, if you dare, even if you win. ”

Qin Yan hurriedly stopped: "We just want to find an answer, why bother to get hurt and harm people's lives!" Cannot!!! ”

Zhou Buyan said unrelentingly: "Brother Qin, this matter is a personal grudge between the Zhou and Yu families, and it has nothing to do with you and Brother Fu. I can't cut off my arm, so I'll have to let her reach out to the oil pot and try, and if she can, even if she wins. ”

Lan Ya said with an embarrassed face: "We are just talking about vindictiveness, and we are not really gambling on our wealth, why bother?" Cousin? ”

Zhou Buyan said with a stalk in his neck: "There is a bet to bet, and I have a monthly silver." ”

Lan Ya said disapprerovingly: "You? Monthly silver? With the temperament of the eldest brother-in-law, you don't have much money, right? ”

Zhou Busui heard it and said violently: "Look at whom!" Dad is reluctant to spend money on Caihe, but he is shelved on us! Take it out and scare you to death, I'm afraid you won't be able to accompany you! ”

After speaking, he took out five taels of silver from his body, and then took out five taels of silver from Zhou Buyan, and said proudly: "This is a month's worth of silver for our two brothers, ten taels, enough to buy your broken mud house, can you afford to gamble?"

Lan Ya shrugged her shoulders and said angrily, "I didn't." ”

Zhou Buyan's face was proud, but Lan Ya pointed at Zhuo Xiaoran and said, "But he has." ”

Zhuo Xiaoran's face was as cold as winter snow, and his brows were furrowed like a ravine.

Lan Ya smiled delicately, and said loudly: "The Ruyi gourd sells for ten taels, and there is no counteroffer." Otherwise, I will take something for the belly of this group of wolves and tigers. ”

While speaking, his eyes looked at the old man Miao and Mingxuan who were "like wolves and tigers" during the meal, and even Zhuo Liu lowered his head, but Yin Rutai looked at the excitement unconsciously.

Lan Ya looked threatening, it seemed that if Zhuo Xiaoran didn't give her ten taels of silver, and then helped her win ten taels of silver from the Zhou brothers, she would have enough courage to sweep the people who "ate dry rice" out of the house, and she didn't even look at the master's face.

Zhuo Xiaoran looked at Mingxuan and Miao, who were flattering and flattering, and felt that he was likely to become a loner in the future.

raised his eyebrows lightly, and nodded to Zhuo Liu with a solemn face, Zhuo Liu took out ten taels of silver from his body with a smile on his face, and he couldn't hide his smile if he wanted to, Xiao Ran's heart was suddenly hit again, and there was one more person who betrayed.

In the courtyard, a large cauldron was erected, the smoke was swirling, the hot oil in the pot was boiling, everyone's face was as cloudy as the sky, and everyone's heart was burnt like this boiling oil, ups and downs.

As soon as Lan Ya stretched out her hand, she threw the ten taels of silver from the Zhou family and the ten taels of silver given by Xiao Ran into the pot at once, and the oil was stirred up layer by layer of oil bubbles, and everyone couldn't help but gasp.

Lan Ya pointed to Haishi and said, "Brother Shi, my hand is injured, to prevent infection, I can't touch the oil, can you do it for you?" ”

Hai Shi couldn't help but hide his body behind the persimmon tree, and sneered: "Lan Ya, let's, we don't want the ten taels of silver, and when the oil is cold, take it out and give it to the Zhou family, and I can't do it for twenty taels, and I have become a one-armed hero." ”

Lan Ya's face turned dark, and she pretended to be angry and said: "Brother Shi, I am Huang Xiangu's fairy, I have asked the fairy aunt for blessing, I guarantee that you will not die." After saying that, his right eye winked suspiciously at the sea stone.

Hai Shi still said with a sad face: "Ya'er, you have a fairy Gu body, but I don't." ”

The two of them thought endlessly, and Old Man Miao encouraged Hai Shi with understanding: "Hai Shi, if you put your hand in it and successfully take out the silver, I will accept you as a disciple, how about it?" ”

Haishi plucked up his courage and leaned towards the edge of the pot, his hand was just about to reach into the pot, but he quickly retracted it, looked at the oil boiling in the pot, and said in a trembling voice: "Bud, do you really want to stretch?" ”

Lan Ya smiled and said: "It's okay, whatever you want, if you don't stretch, I can also go and get the silver by myself, it's okay." ”

Haishi closed his eyes and pursed his lips, using the spirit of a strong man to die to complete this difficult task.

As soon as his hand touched the edge of the pot, he was so frightened that he shrank back again.