"Boss, I have a dream."

"No, you don't!"

Russell had a cold face, although he didn't know what Deadpool's dream was, but he was definitely preparing some moths and had to strangle them in the cradle.

"No, I have!" Deadpool insisted.

"You! Not! Yes! ”

Russell bit his voice heavily, glared at Deadpool, and continued: "Don't talk to me about dreams, ethereal things will eventually succumb to reality, and the reality is that I am the boss, and I have the final say." ”

"But I'm a fictional comic character......

"No, you're different from everyone else, you can break down the fourth wall, you can communicate with the audience, and you can even threaten the comic editor with a knife to change the script."

Deadpool blinked, "But I can break the fourth wall, that's what the editor meant, I remember his name was Rob Liefield, a sand caricature who couldn't draw leg proportions all the time." ”

Russell: "......"

What qualifications do you have to say that someone else is a sand sculpture?

Seeing that Russell didn't speak, Deadpool rubbed his hands and stepped forward: "Boss, this dream is really important to me, and I came here to realize it." ”

"Speak up and listen." Russell had an idea, if Deadpool's dream did not conflict with traveling through the world, helping him might make him work harder.

Deadpool clenched his fists, looked up at the chandelier at a forty-five degree angle, and said solemnly, "I'm going to form a superhero squad!" ”

Russell: "......"

"Boss, what do you think of this dream?"

"Not good."

"Why?"

"I've seen [Deadpool] 2, the X-Agent you formed...... The Sand Sculpture Squad was wiped out, and even Brad Pitt's cheeks couldn't cover it. ”

Deadpool shrugged: "This is a plot need, and the Big Cheeks are just a cameo in friendship, he can come because there is an ulterior deal with the director." ”

Russell: "......"

"Boss, you look at the easter eggs really carefully, but you must not have noticed that [Deadpool] 2 also has Matt Damon's cameo...... Wait, tell me the truth, you don't think it's piracy, right? ”

“……”

Discussing the plot with a plot character is really painful, and what hurts even more is that you can't talk about him!

Russell sighed: "Wade, don't divert the topic, continue to say, what does your coming to this world have to do with your dreams?" ”

"After much deliberation, I found out that the reason why Team X failed was that the members were too weak. If they're Wolverine, Storm, or Cyclops, the outcome will definitely be different, so I'm going to recruit strong buddies to join the team. ”

When Deadpool said this, he added: "But it's not everyone, strength is only one aspect, and I have to look at it." ”

"So you came to Spider-Man and wanted to pull him into the gang." Russell roughly thought he understood.

"yes, that's it, I love Parker!" When it comes to Spider-Man, Deadpool looks shy.

Unlucky Peter Parker, it turns out you could be even worse!

Russell silently sighed: "You think too much, this Spider-Man is not a talker, you two can't get along." Moreover, his duty as a good neighbor to a New Yorker won't allow him to follow you to other world waves. ”

"I know!"

"You know that you still dare to be whimsical, it is better to go to the world of the amazing Spider-Man, Garfield's version of Spider-Man may like your broken mouth." Russell remembers that there is a villain in The Amazing Spider-Man, Electro, whose abilities are very suitable for himself.

"No, that Parker is so handsome, I don't like him!" Deadpool decisively refused: "Besides, I'm not whimsical, in order to correct Parker, who is not a talker, I specially brought Venom over and copied my character, Peter will definitely ......"

Russell made the final decision: "It will definitely become a supervillain!" ”

"Boss, I think you're targeting me."

"Yes, that's right!"

Deadpool was furious when he heard this, and his eyes were about to erupt, but suddenly, he thought of something, and began to circle around Russell, and his mouth was still slurking.

Russell was uncomfortable by his strange eyes: "What's wrong?" ”

"I decided, from today onwards, we will be brothers."

“……”

Russell held his forehead with his hand, he was enough to think and jump, but even so, he still couldn't keep up with the rhythm of Deadpool. There's no logic at all, and I can't think of what Deadpool will do in the next second.

"Russell, since you don't object, then we are brothers. Now bro I want to form a superhero squad, you should help me and take the initiative to become my team. ”

"I refuse!"

"Why?"

"Team X sounds too sculpty."

"It's okay, change the name now, how about the bomb squad?"

"Not good."

"Why, we would be the best combination! Don't you think you're hot enough to deserve the name? ”

"No, it's that you don't deserve the name, the lead is too short, it's not appropriate to call it a bomb."

“FCUK！”

Eventually, Russell joined the so-called X-Agent Team, and he is currently the only member of the team except for Captain Deadpool.

It's a sand sculpture, but for the sake of Deadpool, he is willing to take him through other worlds, so he can only choose to wronged himself.

"Listen, Russell, as a superhero intern, I have some experience to pass on to you." Deadpool patted Russell on the shoulder, looking like a person who had come over: "First of all, you have to have your own uniform, and you have to have a nickname that is enough for a sand sculpture." ”

Regarding the uniform, Russell could only think of his black robe, and muttered for a moment: "If you have a nickname, I do have one that I like." ”

"Tell me about it."

Russell lowered his voice: "ImBatman! ”

It's okay to have a relationship with Supergirl and call yourself Batman.

“……”

Deadpool was silent for three seconds, and put his hands on his chest with an X: "No, DC will sue us for infringement, we can't win the lawsuit, and we can't afford to lose this money." ”

Russell was speechless: "This ...... Really TM makes sense. ”

"So, do you have any other nicknames? For example, Deadpool's brother, Deadpool's fans, Deadpool's licking dogs or something! ”

"Then I'll call it Death Knell."

"No, the death knell is also DC!" Deadpool scratched his head frantically: "Dude, are you targeting me, why are you mentioning my cousin?" ”

Deathstroke, the supervillain of the DC world, was originally named Slade Wilson, while Deadpool's name was Wade Wilson.

In addition to their names, the two are also very similar in appearance, not only that, their weapons are both double knives, and they are both mercenaries and good at fighting.

Deadpool once said that he has a cousin named Slade, and Deathstroke also said that he has a half-brother named Wade, which is a mutual tribute between Marvel and DC.

But in the history of comics, Death Knell appeared eleven years before Deadpool.

That's right, Deathstroke is the prototype of Deadpool, and Russell said this purely to disgust him.

"Wade, I either mean to disgust you, or I think my weapon is similar to Deathknell. I'm just like you, but I can't take the nickname Deadpool, because we're brothers. ”

"Come on, my good brother, you're just trying to disgust me."

Deadpool snorted disdainfully: "But you don't match the character of Deathknell, my cousin is 1.93 meters, and you ...... Hehe, don't think I can't see it, you don't even have 1.8 meters when you take off your shoes. ”

"Shhh

Russell gasped and said angrily: "I have 1.79.5 meters, and rounding it up is 1.8 meters." ”

"Huh!"

"Don't learn to bark from pigs, it's normal for reality to be different from the comics, just like your [Deadpool] 2, the cable in the movie is 1.79 meters, and in the comics, he is more than 2 meters, and you have spit out this slot."

"So what, in the Avengers, he's Thanos!!"

"Thanos is just that, I can kill one with one punch. You may not be able to say it, I singled out more than 200 Thanos at once, and killed them all with a snap of my fingers. ”

"Wow, then I can hit a thousand!"

"I can hit 10,000!"

"Then I'll be a million!"

“……”

Unconsciously, the two of them were angry together. After coming back to his senses, Russell took a few steps back and coughed lightly to hide his embarrassment.

Deadpool had a smug face, and Russell couldn't compare to him at all when it came to shamelessness. And he is not taboo in meat and vegetables, the scene just now is a small scene, and he doesn't care about mouth-to-mouth.

"Listen, Russell, any nickname is fine, but the death knell is not good."

"Hmph, you pirated goods that copied the death knell person!" Russell runs.

Deadpool was so angry that his face widened: "Say it again, I'm not a pirate, how can the comic thing be called piracy, that's a tribute!" ”

"Plagiarism! Piracy! ”

"Whatever you want, my cousin was just a few years before me, but then ...... My cousin's popularity is so bad, I have two independent films and he doesn't have anything. With that, Deadpool began to get smug again.

That's right, he was only born a few years later, and the comic thing, whoever is popular is the prototype!

Russell couldn't see such an arrogant villain, and retorted: "Yes, Death Bell has made a cameo appearance in a TV series, and he has also made an easter egg in the Justice League, and he will play against Batman in the future." ”

"Hahaha, so what, I'm a superhero and he's a villain!"

"Yes, yes, you're a superhero, and at the DC studio next door, you've got a superhero movie that's all over green! Then again, why didn't you play in [Justice League]? Russell asked himself and suddenly realized: "Oh, by the way, I remembered, because you are a street hitter, a box office poison!" ”

Deadpool: "......"

Damn Canadians! Damn Green Lantern!