Chapter 7: Who the hell did I sleep with?
All this proves that what happened last night was not a dream, and it made me stunned in bed, all this is a dream. Or is it a dream, or is it a dream? I sat on the bed for a long time and still couldn't figure out that everything last night seemed to be an interweaving of reality and dreams. Chen Jiu and I both entered into the charm designed by Granny Chen.
The lace in my hand and the little peach blossom-like blood on the bed told me that just last night, I got Chen Jiuliang in a daze, but I couldn't be happy, not that I was afraid that Jiuliang would kill me, even if she really killed me after doing such a thing, I would admit it, mainly because I was afraid that she would hate me.
Rather than hate me like a beast instead of her, I'd rather choose her to kill me.
But she didn't, she woke up earlier than I and left. This makes me not know what kind of attitude she has, responsible, then I can't ask for it, in short, my current mood is simply indescribable to myself, I don't even know how to face her, so that I stay in bed all the time and don't want to get up.
It wasn't until Mr. Zhai and Huzi came to call me that I put on my clothes and opened the door, and Mr. Zhai looked at me with a strange expression and asked me, "How does it taste?" ”
I pulled him into the room and asked, "You knew what was going to happen when you came back last night, didn't you?" ”
"I probably know a little, but I can't stop it, first, I'm afraid that the mother-in-law will be angry, and second, I think this is exactly what you think." Mr. Zhai said.
I pointed at him and said, "You're going to fucking kill me!" ”
He waved his hand and said indifferently: "If you get cheap, you will be good, and you will sleep when you sleep, and you will admit it." What's the twist? I really don't think I can see what you think of that little girl? ”
"I don't even know how to explain this to you, I like her, but what's the matter? It's not a gentleman's doing. I said.
Mr. Zhai pressed me on the stool and said, "Okay, okay, since it happened, it doesn't matter if you are a gentleman or not, you will be safe when you come." You and this little girl, it's a good match, I'll match you another day, a good thing is done, everything is done, now hurry up and put on your clothes to find your mother-in-law to do the tiger's business. I can't stay with you for too long, or Huang Lao will be suspicious. ”
I think about it, Mr. Zhai is now considered Huang Lao's person, but he has a special friendship with me, as for Chen Jiuliang's matter, I can't help it in a hurry, and it is the best choice to come and be safe. After I got dressed and washed, Huzi and Chen Guangxu were waiting outside. Only Chen Jiuliang's shadow was missing.
Mr. Zhai pulled me and said, "Maybe she is waiting for your words, go, knock on the door." ”
I knocked on Chen Jiuliang's door, and was even ready to be slapped, and when I knocked on it for the third time, Jiuliang opened the door, and the whole person was as cold and calm as ever, which made me, who was ready to bear the anger, let go of a punch and hit the cotton.
"Let's go, go find my mother-in-law." I scoffed.
She nodded, didn't speak, she was back to her old self, which made me very depressed, can this woman really act as if everything didn't happen last night? How can acting be so similar?
We were in a car, and in the car, I was secretly observing Jiuliang as if I was on pins and needles, and finally she looked at me and asked, "Haven't I washed my face?" Why do you keep staring at me? ”
"Look at you because you're good-looking." I continued to laugh, but my heart was very uncomfortable, Lao Tzu is still ready to be responsible, you are good, as if it is fine.
--All the way to the villa, the more I thought about it, the more uncomfortable I became, buddy's innocence was also handed over to you, you can be the same thing, buddy can't, when they all got out of the car, I pulled up Chen Jiuliang and flashed to the side, blushing and saying thickly: "Jiuliang, I have to be responsible for last night's incident, and you have to be responsible." ”
Even if I get beaten, I have to say it clearly.
But what I didn't expect was that in exchange for Chen Jiuliang's sentence: Huh?
"What happened last night, I was also forced to be helpless, and I was harmed by my mother-in-law's charms, but don't worry, I did it, and I will be responsible." I said.
"I don't understand what you're talking about, what happened last night?!" Chen Jiuliang looked at me and wondered.
My heart sank, damn, you still pretend to be the two of us?
"I know you're embarrassed, but since it happened, the two of us are not outsiders." I took her hand and said.
Who knew that she shook me off at once, glared at me and said, "Guo Sanliang, if you want to be sick, go for treatment, what was last night, what did we do last night?" ”
I couldn't hold it on my face, so I pulled the lace out and said, "Do you want to eat it dry and wipe it clean and then you won't admit it?!" It's not yours? I tore yours last night?! "Tuanji Chi carry.
"I think you're really crazy, my mother never wears this, you take it seriously if you have a spring dream, and besides, do you believe that I will smoke you?" Jiuliang glared at me again, I guess she was going to get angry the next moment, and I still thought she was shy, although it didn't look like it.
"I know you're a little hard to accept for a while, it's okay, take your time, I'm not in a hurry." I said.
Jiu Liang kicked me in the stomach and scolded, "Tell you, I slept well in my room last night, stupid." She was so angry with me that she burst into foul language.
She kicked me this time and turned away, leaving me alone on the ground.
I don't think a woman can be so calm today after losing her virginity last night.
Nine taels don't look like they're acting.
In this way, the person I slept with last night, the woman who went crazy with me all night, was not Chen Jiuliang!
For a moment, I felt like I had fallen into a cliff, and my heart was like thousands of grass and mud horses galloping and roaring!!! Because I thought of the answer to it all! The person I slept with last night was not Jiuliang, it was this Granny Chen!!
I remembered how she pretended to be nine taels in the drapery!!
I'm the only one who fell for her charm!!
I, Guo Sanliang, have been innocent all my life, and I actually had a night affair with an old lady who is more than 100 years old, and I am still so crazy!
I have never experienced such a big blow in my life, I just feel like all my strength has been drained, I scratch my hair, I don't know why all this is happening, I am ready to run away, what if the old lady imprisons me for life as a sex slave?
At this time, Mr. Zhai walked out of the villa and smiled ambiguously at me: "Sanliang, what are you inking?" The old lady just called you by name and asked you if you were cool or unhappy last night. ”
My scalp is fried, cool! Refreshing! I'm shitty on your face!
I wanted to go, but at this time, the matter of leaving the tiger was yellow, I stood outside and smoked three cigarettes, stabilized my mind, and finally comforted myself that it was okay, it was a fucking spring dream, and the big deal was a serial dream.
Then I strode into the villa.
I don't know if this Granny Chen is deliberately disgusting me.
This time, she was sitting in the hall, and I saw her true face, full of gray hair, and a dark green cheongsam.
A face full of wrinkles but heavy makeup.
A smile and a smile are all kinds of amorous.
She smiled at me, and she was very charming.
--I raised my head and pretended that nothing had happened, that I didn't know anything, and that my heart had turned over to the point that I hated myself, and that I might as well have called a few fucking girls on the cards last night.
I ignored her ambiguous eyes, and after a while, I finally got back to the point, and the old lady sat on a Taishi chair and said: "It is said that it is a continuation of the root, there is no way to create something out of nothing, and you can only borrow the root, including Guo Gengchen's family back then, which I also borrowed from the underworld, so this young man, I see your wound, and the capital itself is very sufficient, but after borrowing the root, it will only be more majestic, but at that time, yours is also his, and his is also yours, are you willing?" ”
Huzi glanced at me, and I didn't understand what he meant, Huzi stubbornly asked, "I don't understand." ”
"I don't understand, why would someone lend you money for no reason? The person who lent you the root is some dead hungry ghost, greedy for the taste of mortal women, and it can be regarded as borrowing your body to continue his dreams in life, otherwise you think people are stupid and give you that vital thing? Granny Chen said.