Chapter 603: Breaking the Cauldron and Sinking the Boat
A few old people carried lanterns and walked in front, followed by funeral relatives holding death cards, and then behind were a pair of carriages, with refrigerators and color TVs on the carts, treasure chests and gold and silver warehouses in buildings, and some paper funeral supplies, which went out of the village.
When I came to the grave, each of them stood up, I took a look, first beat a cross flower on the ground in front of each grave, drew a big circle, and instructed the relatives of the mourning to light incense and make offerings, which was to first scatter three pieces of money from foreign ghosts, and then two pieces of paper money to worship heaven and earth, and kneel on the ground to burn paper.
"Make such a big formation?" Yang Yibo's eyes were wide and he was very thoughtful.
"Come, the axe is chopped up, one split of the Dharma opens the wisdom of the light, the second split of the ten thousand Dharma is auspicious, and the third split of the saints kicks the light of happiness." Seeing that the paper on the grave was almost burning, I called out to the relatives of the mourners to hold an axe in their hands and gesture at the grave.
"Unlocking...... Are you picking locks for these dead people? When Yang Yibo saw it, he chattered again.
"Shut up, what am I doing to you, it's better to stop." I snorted at him.
I'm not worried about this Yang Yibo making trouble, because I'm not afraid of him.
In addition, with Chunyoko here, it is impossible for him to be invisible.
"Burn it, all the sacrifices can be burned." When I had finished chopping the three axes, I commanded the sacrifice to be burned.
"Leave the yang world and go to heaven, let you go on the Huangquan Road, the daughter sends the cow to drink dirty water, and the son sends Ma Wan mile."
I immediately lit a piece of incense, and opened the light around those paper offerings: "Yan Jun of Shangknock Animal Husbandry, now the four dead people in Liujia Village are on the road, and the descendants will send four white horses, and one horse boy, and hope that the checkpoints will be released, and there must be no mistakes. ”
"Hey, hey, hey, hey...... Girl Liu, do you want me to help you? And at this time, with a hehe, a heart demon skin appeared.
It's a smile with a pile of old folds on his face, sitting on a grave, and taking a big sip of wine.
"Burn!" I was shocked to see the demon skin, gritted my teeth and shouted for a burn.
"Kneel down in the northeast, quickly, send the dead!" I immediately shouted and led the people to the northwest of the grave and knelt down.
"Ruthless!" The demon skin looked, and a gust of wind came down from the grave.
"Hey, hey, hey, hey...... You send the horse, I'll cut the cow and stumble, girl, Grandpa Huang wants to fight with you today, how about it? Then the demon skin picked up the axe on the ground and weighed it in his hand.
"Let's do it." I stared at him.
As expected, the demon skin made a stumbling block.
"Okay, you go on!" A heart demon skin said that he got up in a hurry, took a few axes, cut a five-star pattern on the ground, and sat in the middle.
"Today, open the cow trip, stand in front of the old cow temple, the Buddha comes to lead, the dead go to become immortals, see the Buddha in the west, come back to protect the homeland, on!" As he sat cross-legged, the axe in the hand of the demon skin danced wildly, and he slashed a few times.
"Moo!" An old cow called, the sound of four hooves running, beside the demon skin, vaguely like an old cow.
"Hmph, point your eyes, you can see clearly, Yin White Horse, go west, go west on Yaochi Road, Yan Jun will take you to practice." As soon as I saw it, I stretched out my hand and pulled out a red pen from my backpack, and I didn't bother to look for cinnabar in a hurry, so I bit my finger directly, dipped it in Tianhe blood, and drew a spell out of thin air.
It's the first time I've been fighting.
I've never fought anyone, and I'm a little flustered when I'm unprepared.
Hiss hiss......
Quack, Quack......
As I drew the talisman, the neighing and running of horses sounded in front of me.
"It's interesting, look at the excitement." When Yang Yibo saw it, he also sat cross-legged on the ground, watching the excitement.
"Oh, kneel in the dust with a golden basin on your head, escort the generals on both sides, kneel in front of the filial piety men and women, and escort the deceased to Yaotai!" Listening to the sound of horses' hooves, the demon skin screamed again.
"Humph!"
I replied with a cold snort: "The dragon and tiger subdued the demon and drove the funeral, swept away the mildew and ferocity, and the golden seedling broom swept away, and thousands of disasters turned into auspiciousness." ”
"Oh, wearing Beidou, wearing three Taiwans, Shoushan forever, stone decay people are coming, on!" Listening to my big thoughts, the demon skin pinched his fingers with one hand and roared loudly. Hassle-free
"Humph!" With a cold snort, I grabbed a handful of grains from my back and threw them on the grave.
Then step and chant the mantra, and go around the graves in a circle: "Holding the natural five grains, Shennong gave me a million soldiers, the disciple sprinkled with his own hands today, sprinkled the five sides of the pressure star, one sprinkled the golden dragon in the sky, came to the tycoon when it was running, the second sprinkled the green dragon to protect the treasure cave, the descendants of the millennium shade blessing, the third sprinkled the white tiger star, the blessing of the source of the source of the door, the fourth sprinkled the Mingtang of the Vermilion Bird Town, the prosperous family and the prosperous industry of the prosperous family, the fifth sprinkled Xuanwu sitting on the Beidou, the dragon and the crouching tiger for a thousand years! ”
"Okay, wealth, officials, blessings, Lu, longevity, the five colors of soil are gathered!" As I circled around the grave, a demon skin shouted and scattered.
It was smashed on all the graves, intending to suppress the momentum of my grains.
"You, despicable!" As soon as I saw it, I screamed and slapped my palm, and I could only use the palm wind to sweep away those five-colored soils.
"Hahaha...... Girl, you can come, I have enough five-colored soil, and we will spend it here. Seeing that I was helpless, the demon skin looked at the sky and smiled proudly.
"You?" I didn't see it well, this demon skin used delaying tactics, once the sun was scorching at noon, this thing of sending the mountain would not be completed, and the third master would be trapped and would not be able to come back.
"Don't think too much, girl, you don't have to think about how to deal with me, your tricks are all in my heart, Grandpa Huang is prepared, you will accept your fate today." As I screamed in annoyance, I said with a demon in my heart.
"Yes, do you know the Heavenly Halberd, I can even give up my life for the third master, let alone a Netherworld!" Listening to the demon skin, I stared at the beads and screamed.
"Celestial Halberd...... Hahaha, girl, look back and see what it is? And with my shout, the demon skin pointed behind me.
I snapped my head around, but I saw something new.
An old bronze tripod, standing quietly on the ground behind me, when it was there, I don't know.
"Gluttony?" When I saw the old copper tripod, I knew, isn't this the copper tripod where the gluttonous monster lives.
"No, no, no, it should be called Nancangzi now, Xingsha Nancangzi, it was accepted by your Aunt Huang, oops, don't say it, my sister, I really have a set, I really did something earth-shattering, opened my eyes, Liu girl, let me ask these three realms, what kind of sharp weapon can break this tripod?"
Listening to my exclamation, a demon skin in his heart said proudly: "With this treasure to protect you, Grandpa Huang and I, are you still afraid, I'm afraid there is none?" ”
"What, you're looking for a cover for yourself?" When I heard this, I was very frightened and turned my mind to figure out what to do.
This demon skin came prepared, and carried it with me with the momentum of breaking the cauldron and sinking the boat.
That is, today he pressed all his net worth to prevent the third master from coming back.
It's a bad dish, it was a trivial matter, but it was a big deal.
"It doesn't matter what cover you have, as long as you can save your life, hehehehehe...... Your Aunt Huang gave me a life-saving artifact, do you want to take a look at it? When the demon skin heard this, he smiled proudly.
"Shh I let out a sigh of relief and sat down on the ground with my hands outstretched.
"Hehehehehehe...... Wonderful, really wonderful! Seeing my depressed appearance, Yang Yibo clapped his hands and shouted wonderful.
"You all go back, it's none of your business." I turned around and called the villagers back.
"Ah...... Girl, are you in trouble, I think the old man is not good, why don't we help you, such a large group of people, together, what are you afraid of him? When Gu Pozi heard this, she exclaimed.
"He can drown you with a mouthful of spit, believe it, go away!" When I heard this, I didn't make any noise and yelled at her to leave.
Send away the living, lest they be implicated.
"Oaoao, let's go, let's go!" Gu Pozi shouted that everyone left.
"Actually, Liu girl, let's still say the same thing, you sit in the position of the leader of the alliance, Grandpa Huang assists you, each takes what he needs, and each does his own thing, isn't it good, at this time, do you still think your persistence is meaningful?" As I drove the villagers away, the demon skin said.
"No matter how much the loach rolls, it won't turn into a dragon, don't be complacent, until the last moment, you can't say what's going on!" I squinted at him coldly, lit incense and summoned the gods.
Only this trick is feasible, summon the gods, and complete the work of sending the mountain.
Just after the last trembling, the paper horse was sent away, and the third master came back.
"Are you going to summon your Tangkou Immortal God, okay, girl, I dare to promise, come and catch one by one, you look up into the distance and see who it is?" As I lit the incense, a demon skin raised his hand again and pointed into the distance.
It's a big coffin, black and black, and it rests under a dead tree......