Chapter 531: A Pair of Retards
"This ...... Okay, count me as sentimental, count me inseparable from you, okay, anyway, what do you like, I'm so happy to decide! Listening to my cold snort, the fat man said, and then he pulled the cloth bag with his hand very angrily, and ate the tree worm violently.
"You said that you still have some interest, except for eating and playing, your big head is full of, don't do serious things, have more than enough idle things, and you can't chew a fart, I tell you, with me, don't think about entanglement, pestering the old turtle calf!" And at this time, with the sound of Tengteng footsteps, two people, a man and a woman, quarreled and ran here.
"Okay, okay, don't bother, I'm not in the mood to quarrel with you right now!" With this rush, the old man running in front ran directly to the fat man's side, moved his nose to sniff, pulled the cloth bag in the fat man's hand, and ate it in a big gulp.
It's a very embarrassing eating, and he can't take a bite of it, and he eats the fat man and stares at him.
"Old man...... How did you get here? When I saw it, I was surprised to get up.
This old thing is here, and Teng Teng is following behind, of course, the nine women.
"Why can't I come...... Mmmm, it's delicious, I said why is it so fragrant, Cao family's stupid girl, what is this, where did you get the deliciousness? As I got up and shouted in surprise, the old man said.
"Eat, eat, eat, you will know to eat, which will eat you to death!" The nine women chased after him and shouted.
Then he squinted at me and stood aside with a disdainful expression.
"Hello Ninth Mother-in-law!" I thought and said hello.
"What a fart, I'm going to this out of tune stuff to death!" Listen to me say hello, the ninth woman should say a word.
"You ...... Who is it? The fat man was robbed in a daze, and got up to look at the two old monsters screaming.
And Xiaolang Liu knew the goods, and saw that it was two big things, so he fell to his knees with a thud, lying on his stomach, and did not dare to move.
"The two great immortals of the underworld, it's okay to wander around in the Yang Realm!" I'll reply to the fat man.
Yes, I don't talk more than half a sentence, and I don't point out what these two old monsters are cooking, and I don't bother to deal with it for a while.
That's it, what do you care about the Nine Heavenly Gods, Buddha, don't look at me in your eyes, what do I do to compliment you?
To put it bluntly, if you are a god, you are a stick, or you are a dirt.
"The two great immortal gods of the underworld...... Hey, my mother, then kneel and bow down, the two immortals are good, my name is Cheng Xian, I am a practitioner who looks at feng shui, and I hope to take care of it in the future! When the fat man heard this, he rushed to his knees, as if he had seen an eighteen-generation ancestor, looking condescending and flattering.
"What kind of feng shui practitioner, a worldly person, looks at it, it's not as good as this girl, it's a little arrogant, it's quite likable!" As the fat man knelt down, the nine women withdrew in disgust.
"Mmmmmm, it makes sense, it makes sense, I said Jiu Pozi, at this point, we have the same opinion, eat something, the worldly things are really delicious, Jiu Pozi, you will know if you taste it, it is much better than our Difu Yin Pu stick." As the ninth woman said in disgust, the old man still couldn't stop talking.
"Don't eat, if you weren't greedy, you could mix it up like this, everything was yours back then, why would it fall into the hands of the old turtle calf, after so many years, don't you know how to reflect?" When the ninth woman heard this, she was very dogmatic.
"Gotta get it...... Nine old women, do you know what I annoy you the most, it is this teaching tone, so I hid far away, why didn't the purgatory fire burn you, burn me to death, and I will be clean. Listening to the nine women being very dogmatic, the old man said in disgust.
"You also said that you are ruthless, you pushed me into purgatory and suffered for so many years, and you didn't have the slightest remorse, I beat you to death, and I beat you to death, and you exploded your brain!" Hearing the disgusted cry of the old man, the ninth woman stepped forward and crackled at the old man's head.
"Speechless!" I looked at the little fox sitting cross-legged on the ground.
A pair of mentally retarded, none of the two of them are in tune, no wonder they look at each other.
After guarding it like this for a while, the little fox's body and bones stopped trembling, and he raised his head and opened his mouth to spit out Nanedan.
"Sister, what's the matter with him?" The fat man knelt beside me and asked.
"I don't know!" I replied.
"Ao, by the way, fat man, you should follow them, give you to the earth god for the rest of your life, there will be a way out, don't follow me!" I teased again.
I can't see the portrait of the fat man, and when I see the great god, there should be etiquette, but it won't be grovelling.
"Ah...... No, no, no, no, you can't touch the edge, you can't touch the edge, this is too tyrannical, and I'm scared to look at! The fat man shook his head.
"Vixen, if you beat me again, I'll throw you into this water to feed the king, I'm not scaring you, there are many kings in this water, one of them is big, big king, it's amazing!" As the nine women crackled and scolded, the old man suddenly raised the cloth bag in his hand and got up, and he jumped into the water with a pop.
Immediately, a behemoth jumped up in the water, opened its bloody mouth to catch the old man on the ground, and sank!
"Bastards?" The ninth woman shouted, and she followed in.
"What's that?" The fat man screamed in surprise.
And I was so stunned that I got up and looked into the water.
There was no shadow, and as the Nine Pozi entered, the water surface returned to calm, and there was nothing.
"This ...... Old man? I tried to shout twice, but I didn't answer.
"Great, the Yin God shouldn't be afraid of water, right?" The fat man was very late to question me.
"There's a king in there?" And I remembered the old man's chatter before he dived.
"The five-colored stone was obtained in the water?" With this thought, I muttered again.
"In the water...... There are a lot of kings...... The Eight Kings, do you mean those scumbags? As I couldn't stop babbling, I thought of the very inexplicable White Deer Emperor again.
No, there is a mystery in this water, and the old man and the nine women came very suddenly, and it is by no means purposeless.
"The Eight Kings...... What big king, do you mean those old scumbags last night, that thing is gone, and it's back in the water? ”
Listening to my chatter, the fat man shouted: "But that behemoth just now is very big, black and black, and it doesn't look like a scumbag!" ”
"Poof!" With the fat man's words, he staggered forward and fell into the water.
Then he rolled and disappeared, that is, he didn't even struggle, and sank.
"Hmph, dare to mess with my little fox, let you know the price of bullying me!" As the fat man fell into the water very suddenly, the little fox Cher returned to her human form and clapped a pair of dirty little hands to stand by the water.
"Master?" As soon as Xiaolang Liu saw it, she also followed.
Anyway, in the blink of an eye, there were only me and the little fox left on the shore.
"You...... It's okay? I was speechless and asked.
"Well, it's okay, this sister, I know in my heart that this big fat man is not a good person, besides, I listened to you just now, and you always hate him, right, then drown him to save him annoyance!" Listen to me ask, the little fox said.
"What's in the water, you know?" I thought about it and asked again.
It's interesting, the little fox did things too simply, and quietly got up and attacked the fat man.
"There are ten big iron pillars, and there is a big, big stone urn in the middle of the iron pillar, and it is said that there is a very ferocious green skin monster in it!" Listen to me ask, Cher said.
"Uh, the greenskin?" I hesitated.
"Well, it's called the Green Skin Monster, I heard my mother say that the Green Skin Monster was originally a mountain god, and it is said that it is the mountain god on the Green Skin Mountain far from here, but how did you get here, then I don't know." With my forehead, Cher answered.
"What...... The mountain god of Qingpi Mountain? I screamed again.
"yes, what, sister knows?" Cher asked me.
"The god of the green skin...... Qingpishan ...... "I chattered and remembered Cui Fujun's words.
He said that the Qingpi Mountain is very mysterious, there is a temple on the mountain, and the Tibetan family was at the foot of the Qingpi Mountain, and was very inexplicably chased and killed by a group of people with hollow discs.
But why is it related to this again?
"Xue'er, what else do you know, do you live around here, do you know the White Deer Emperor?" With this very frightened thought, I asked Cher again.
"Anyway, the catfish essence has always been here, I don't know about the White Deer Emperor, I just saw it this time, but that man looks weird."
When Xue'er heard this, she said: "Ao, by the way, sister, where is the old stone monster, where did he go, no, I have to find him." ”
With that, Cher turned around and ran......