The summer in Chongqing always comes so early, and this year's summer seems to be extraordinarily hot, so I also took advantage of the situation to build an ice cream machine in the bar, and Yu Dan naturally became an ice cream seller. I sat on a chair at the bar, eating ice cream while watching Yu Dan work there.

After Yu Dan finished selling an ice cream, he took advantage of the rest to stand in front of me with his hands on his waist and shouted loudly: "You are a little shameless!" If you don't give me your monthly salary, you still sit there and don't work, and you just eat all day long! Do you think that's good? ”

After Yu Dan finished speaking aggressively, his two eyes stared at me. Seeing that she was angry, I quickly poured her a glass of water, and then comforted her with a smile: "Sister Yu, don't you see that I'm injured, the injury is not healed, you can be considerate and considerate of me." ”

Yu Dan is a knife-mouthed tofu heart, after seeing that I poured her a glass of water, the fire in my heart was almost gone, although my injury has healed, but the vitality of this thing can not be replenished in a day or two, so sometimes it still looks a little weak.

Yu Dan glanced at my mouth when he saw me like this, and then said in a menacing voice: "Then you don't go back to sitting!" I laughed, knowing that she was still a little overwhelmed. But I'm the kind of person who is cheaper, and if you're good to me, I still want to be angry with you.

So I sat back on the stool and said cheaply: "Besides, although I don't pay you a salary, aren't all the bank cards in your hands?" Yu Dan was about to turn around and leave, but stopped again when I said this: "Is that the salary I deserve?" ”

I quickly nodded: "Yes, yes, you deserve it!" But you've seen which boss pays the waiter more than 10,000 a month. How much did you spend on clothes last month! Besides, how can there be a boss like me! You sleep in my room, I sleep in the lobby. ”

Yes, after I recovered from my injury, Yu Dan moved to my place in a grand manner, but she slept in my room, and I was like the thief saint in "Wulin Gaiden", lying in the lobby every night.

Yu Dan didn't say anything after listening to my words, just slowly walked to the ice cream machine, then made an ice cream, and then walked in front of me with a smile, holding a large ice cream in his hand and said to me with a smile: "Boss Li, you see that the weather is so hot, let's eat another one to reduce the fire!" ”

I saw how Yu Dan's smile looked so terrifying, so I hurriedly waved my hand: "Don't eat it, don't eat it, Miss Yu can enjoy it herself." Yu Dan said with a smile: "How dare I!" You might as well eat it! Then he grabbed my head with one hand and pressed the whole ice cream directly into my face with the other.

I didn't dare to fucking resist, so I had to be covered in the face by her. Yu Dan smiled and walked to the bar, leaving me alone with a paper to wipe the ice cream on my face.

This woman is really hard to mess with, because you don't know when she's going to turn her face! I didn't dare to say a word of nonsense, so I quickly ran to the back to wash my face, and swore secretly while washing that I really couldn't mess with her in the future, otherwise this girl might be able to do something.

However, after washing my face with cold water on a hot summer day outside, I really felt that my face was quite refreshing, so I took a towel and walked outside while wiping it, thinking about when I would get an ice cream and try it on her face.

It's just that when I walked to the hall, I suddenly saw Yu Dan talking to someone, I took a closer look at that person, and found that this person was at most sixteen or seventeen years old. What surprised me the most was that he was carrying a peachwood sword on his back.

And this person is wearing a Taoist robe, and I have seen the Taoist robe that this person wears, which is the clothes worn by the Taoist priests on Maoshan Mountain. This young little Taoist priest had long hair and wore a hairpin on his head in a bun. I was stunned for a moment after seeing him, if I wasn't still in the metaphysical world, I would have even thought that I was an extra.

I looked at Yu Dan's expression and knew that she probably thought that she was making a movie or something, it was the twenty-first century, who had ever seen someone dressed like this to swagger through the market. I hurriedly took two steps forward and saw Yu Dan looking at the little Taoist priest. When the little Taoist priest saw me, he was obviously stunned for a moment.

Then he quickly saluted me, directly pulled out the peachwood sword behind his back, looked at me and said, "Senior Brother Li, please advise!" I was stunned instantly, advice? What to teach? Stand in front of me with a peachwood sword and let me teach you a piece of! I covered my head and looked at the little Taoist priest in a little dazed: "No, that little Taoist priest, what are you doing here?" ”

The little Taoist priest also looked at me with a strange expression: "Competition! "Tournament? I'm bigger than you! This is not the choice of the leader of the martial arts alliance in the rivers and lakes, which martial arts are you looking for me to open a bar!

I hurriedly waved my hand at the little Taoist: "Stop!" Tell me first, what the hell are you doing with me? Who told you to come to me for a jousting contest? I don't know any fucking martial arts at all! The little Taoist priest gently put down the peachwood sword, then looked at me and said: "That's the case, a month ago, the old head of the immortal died, and before he died, he told the entire Maoshan that he would make you the head of the next generation of Maoshan, and all the disciples if they want to be the head of Maoshan will have to compete with you, as long as they can win you in Taoism or martial arts, they can become the next head of Maoshan, so I came to you." ”

When I heard the news, I was shocked! The old man who is more fashionable than many young people, the old man who has an incomparably rustic name, the old man who is called Li Sanpo but has a unique name in Maoshan is dead!

Although I knew earlier that he would not live long, when I learned about his death now, I still felt a little inexplicable in my heart. Although I don't have any of him in my memory, he is really my own grandfather.

I am not qualified to evaluate the affairs of him and my father, and many times I will be involuntary in this world after all. It's just that I don't have much sadness about his death, just like the death of an old-timer, although I am a little shocked and regretful in my heart, but I don't have the pain of losing my loved ones.

After all, I've only seen him twice since I was a child. It's just that before he died, he actually designated me as the next head of Maoshan, which caught me off guard. You must know that I don't want to be the head of Maoshan at all, and I also know that I don't have the strength to lead a sect at all.

Not to mention being a head who can't help himself, if I have to be the head of Maoshan, I estimate that under my leadership, the entire Maoshan can be completely wasted. So I said directly to the little Taoist: "Don't fight, you won!" I throw in the towel! This Maoshan head belongs to you! ”

The little Taoist priest was directly stupid in place, looking at me stunned, maybe he couldn't understand why the head of Maoshan had such a position that all Maoshan disciples flocked to, and when he came to me, he was as worthless as Chinese cabbage. The little Taoist's eyes were full of incomprehension.

After thinking for a while, the little Taoist priest slowly withdrew his sword, and then hugged his fist at me: "Senior Brother Li, I know that you don't look down on my cultivation and think that I am not worthy of fighting with you, but I am indeed the highest cultivation among the young generation in Maoshan, and this time I also went down the mountain with the master's order."

If Senior Brother Li is not willing to compete with me, Xiaodao will wait at the door of Senior Brother Li, and when Senior Brother Li feels that Xiaodao's cultivation is enough, he will compete with Xiaodao. After the little Taoist priest finished speaking, I touched my head helplessly, which fucking made me run into a tendon!

What should I do? I grass! I also said helplessly: "It's not that you don't cultivate enough, but I don't have the heart to be the head at all, besides, even if I really fight you, I probably won't be able to win you." You'd better go! The little priest shook his head, and then looked at me firmly.

"If Senior Brother Li doesn't give advice, he will never leave!" it! What the hell is this coming out of Maoshan or out of Maokeng! How stinky and hard!

"No, big brother! You don't understand people, do you? I said, you just go and be the head of Maoshan! I don't deserve! If you really fucking want to fight, let's go out and find a game machine hall solo two King of Fighters, or find an Internet café to play two League of Legends! In short, don't pester me! ”

The little Taoist priest looked at me with a confused expression: "The King of Fighters? League of Legends? What is it? "I watched the little Taoist priest completely collapse! Then he went straight to the chair and ignored him!

The little Taoist priest didn't pester me, and slowly walked to the door of my shop, wearing a Taoist robe, and sat cross-legged at the door of my shop. He sat like this, then closed his eyes, but nothing happened.

In less than half an hour, a circle of people who had already gathered at the door were all pointing at the little Taoist priest. Others came out with their mobile phones to take pictures. I watched more and more people gather outside the store, and that one was on fire!

But the little Taoist priest didn't care at all, just sat there and meditated. During this period, there were even kind-hearted people who threw some change to the little Taoist. The little Taoist priest directly picked up the money and walked up to put it in the man's hand, and then made a gesture at the person: "Xiaodao is not asking for food, but he is here to compete with my senior brother, so there is no need for charity." ”

The person who gave the money looked at the little Taoist priest with a confused expression. If this goes on! According to the current speed of network transmission, it won't take long for the whole of Chongqing to know that a little Taoist priest has come to his senior brother to compete! Then I can't live my life!

In desperation, I shouted at the little Taoist priest who was messing with people at the door: "Get the out of here!" Then he said to Yu Dan: "Close the door!" Damn it! ”