I saw a very shriveled old corpse inside, wearing a dark red robe that had become a strip of cloth, with a few sparse handfuls of white hair on the top of the brain, and a very frighteningly open mouth.

"It'......," I hesitated.

And as I hesitated, the third master motioned for me to wrap the body around.

In desperation, I scratched my head, and then I started to drag the dead body by the shoulders.

This dragging, accompanied by the sound of Bang Chang long iron bumps, I saw that under the feet of the corpse, there were rusty iron scales on the chains.

"Liu, take the soul splitting needle on the top of your head first." The third master gestured to the top of the dead man's head.

"Oh!"

I said yes and shuddered and parted the dead corpse's white hair with both hands, but I didn't see a silver needle about half an inch long above my head, so I reached out and easily pulled it out and handed it to the third master.

Then he turned to the bottom of the dead corpse's feet to untie the soul pendant, took off the tattered soul lock clothes, and the third master motioned for me to pick the dead man's mouth again.

I looked at the pressure and was terrified, and I reached out and ran at the corpse's throat and eyes.

A cylindrical bright red blood jade was pulled out by me, the third master smiled and took it in his hand, reached out and grabbed the incense that was still burning on the ground and stuffed it into his mouth, chewed it carefully, and spit it out, and smeared it on the bright red blood jade.

"Chirp tweet, enter the Xiangtang reputation, thank you for the master's fulfillment, the Huangying boy tabloid horse is here!"

And as the third master applied it very carefully, the yellow warbler above his head flew down with a very crisp chirp, and a boy about eleven or twelve years old immediately appeared in front of him.

The boy is dressed in yellow and yellow pants, with pink and bare feet, slender eyebrows, eyes, and bones, and there are indescribable strange elves.

"May I ask the sect leader, what am I going to do now?"

With the appearance, the little boy shouted in a very immature voice: "Report the arrival of the horse, Yin and Yang Xiao, my legs are fast, my mouth is also skillful, I know everything within a radius of five hundred miles, detour the road in front of Shanhaiguan, sect leader, I will go to find trouble first." ”

With this chirping, the little boy shook his body and disappeared.

"Dizzy!"

The third master screamed and laughed bitterly.

"Let's go, this blood jade soul splitting needle is a good thing, go back and purify the incense, and you can use it in the incense hall in the future." The third master put away the two things in his hand and shouted away.

"Liu, but where the tomb of the dead feng shui, but it has a great relationship with future generations, you see, here left and right, horizontal three or four straight, that is, the Dao Dao mountain range is intertwined like a lock, and there are high mountains on both sides, under such feng shui, there must be the water of the dragon, otherwise it will not attract crows to splash the ground, protect this acupoint, but this dead person was calculated by the living, and the soul was cursed, and it was indeed the entire tomb aura that was intercepted, but the descendants were evil, and they could not end well!" With great difficulty crawling out of the tomb, the third master pointed to the mountains outside and said to me.

"Oh."

I answered.

"In the future, can I not let the old back king get on me, it's too cold!" In response, I shuddered a few times.

At this time, it was already dark, and the old back king had not eased up his strength, and when the mountain wind blew, he felt cold.

"Okay, this cemetery feng shui is said, there are more than a dozen kinds, one is that the cemetery of the ancestors must not be dented, the grave will collapse, and future generations will have car accidents and other bloody disasters."

And the third master just replied: "The second is that above the tomb, you can't often be trampled on by others, and you can walk on a small road, otherwise future generations will be bullied by others, and it will be difficult to achieve success in your career." ”

"And the third is that the cemetery does not shine in the sun all the year round, it is in an obscure place, and the children and grandchildren are sick all the year round and cannot be interrupted."

"The fourth is that the tomb has been soaked in water for a long time, and future generations are prone to rheumatism and bone cold, and can drown in severe cases, and are also prone to alcoholics."

"And the fifth is that there are tall trees next to the tomb, covering the entire cemetery, and future generations will have a short life and cannot escape."

"Sixth, the ancestral grave is stolen and the bones are exposed, which is a big taboo, and the descendants will be in trouble."

"Seventh, there is a wooden stick stuck in the grave, and the descendants will have those who are incomplete, and there will be one from generation to generation."

"Eight means that there are masonry or other debris above the grave, and the descendants will have a stroke and be paralyzed and bedridden."

"Nine is that there is a tall building in front of the tomb, which will be unfavorable to the fortune of the descendants, and they will be riddled with lawsuits all year round."

"Wait for the last one, that is, the ancestors did not bury themselves properly after they died, because of the poverty of the family or various reasons, and the bones of the ancestors were thrown away at will, there was no monument and no grave, and the descendants of the future generations were scattered and lonely, and their fortunes were not smooth, they worked hard and were poor, and they had nothing to rely on after death."

Hu Sanye said a lot of words, and I listened to a lot of trouble.

"Oh, I remember!"

I casually agreed, telling me what to do with this, I learned the skill to take revenge, not to show others the feng shui of the grave.

"Bishop Bishop, I'm back, there are people in the village under the mountain who are doing funerals, it's evil, it's wind and fog, it's so big!"

With my casual response, the tabloid horse that ran away returned.

"Uh, can you see what kind of monster it is?" Hu Sanye asked.

"I can't see it, in this way, little brother Ma, can you take me some incense, I will go to the manifestation and let the incense master come to the village entrance to meet you." The tabloid horse said to me for incense.

I took a look at the third master, lit a pour of incense, and handed it to the yellow warbler boy in the wind.

The yellow warbler boy was very greedy and sucked, and waited until the whole incense was sucked, and then his figure disappeared again.

"Is he a dead man's cultivator, or is he a yellow warbler?" I asked.

"Of course it's the yellow warbler, the willows, the Tangkou newspaper horses are basically birds, running errands, clever words, and the communication between the immortals all depends on him, which is equivalent to a herald role, you know!" The third master said when he heard it.

"Hmm."

I nodded, and the group went down the mountain, helping the sky to light slightly, to a village.

At the head of the village stood two men, rubbing their hands and feet, looking anxiously.

"Oh, are these few Immortal Hall masters, please hurry, please hurry, we have been here for a long time!" As we approached, two men stepped forward.

"Well, walking." The third master responded very recklessly and motioned to lead the way.

"This, this, this...... Hey, if it weren't for the manifestation of my dead dad to give me a stick, I still don't understand this, a few masters, this is just coming down from the mountain, great, it seems that the affairs of our village are about to come out! As this went, one of the men said.

"Go on." The third master frowned and shouted.

"Well, you say we're here, it was originally quite peaceful, but just two or three months ago, I don't know what was going on, I didn't know what was going on, I died for no reason, and I couldn't end up with a very complete body, and then there was something even more evil that the family couldn't do happy events, and the bride and groom would go crazy when they did a happy event, and they were snorting and glaring at their eyes, and their mouths were full of foam, and they didn't eat or drink until they starved to death in the end, and they didn't know which way they rushed to the evil door, and everyone in the neighborhood also knew that something was wrong, but they found a few Mr. Yin and Yang to come and see, not only did they not understand, Instead, Mr. Yin and Yang's life was put in, no, I'm still worried about how to handle my father's funeral today, my father will appear in the coffin. ”

As the third master frowned and shouted, the man said: "My father said that the three immortal hall sect masters came down from the mountain, let me hurry to the entrance of the village to greet me, and said that we have evil things here, only a few god masters can settle it!" ”

"Third master, is it a pig god?" Xiao Anzi on the side said.

"Hmm." The third master snorted, and then followed the two men into a courtyard surrounded by many terrified villagers.

"Knock knock, knock knock, I said Xiao Cuiying, you are a little slut, you abused me when you were alive, and after you died, you cried and lost your soul, I will split you one, two, three, four, and you will not be able to support people in the next life, and drag you to the king of Hades to collect debts, and the eighteenth layer of hell will scatter your soul......"

And in the old black lacquer coffin in the courtyard, there was a lot of noise, and when I heard the immature voice, it was the little yellow boy who reported the horse.

"Damn, they're all talents, and I recruited another one who is out of tune, Liu, light incense and get the horse out for me." The third master shouted as soon as he entered the hospital.

"Xiao Cuiying is your daughter-in-law, this is not a good thing to be begged by a dead person." Immediately, the third master replied to the man.

"Ah...... Yes, yes, but this ...... Hey, it's all up to the masters! The man let out a hi when he heard this.

And I lit the incense, and under the command of the third master, I raised it above my head and circled it clockwise three times, and the coffin stopped shouting and stopped.

"If you're hungry, let's get ready for a meal!" The three masters entered the house with a look.

However, a very sumptuous meal was put on the table, and before we could take our seats, a woman in her forties broke in, picked up the wooden chopsticks on the table, cut out the fish eyes from the fish plate, and respectfully brought them to me......