A good song of Luo Shen Fu
Coincidentally, on the way out of the palace, I actually met the emperor, and after giving the emperor a salute, the emperor was stunned, why didn't you let me get up?
I raised my head, but I met the emperor's eyes. Oh, this old man's mia-like look makes me so disgusting. How can a man in his forties be in his sixties and seventy, and he is ugly.
"Concubine Ji is really beautiful, why didn't I find out before?"
"Thank you for the emperor's compliment, it's not too early, I'll retire first." Salute and trot all the way.
"Dan lips are bright outside, bright teeth are fresh inside, bright eyes are good, and Jing Fu inherits power. Magnificent and elegant, quiet and leisurely. Tenderness and flattery in words. The strange clothes are magnificent, and the bone image should be pictured. The brilliance of the cloth, the brilliance of the Yaobi. Wear gold and emerald jewelry, embellished with pearls to show off your body. Practice the literature of the long journey, and drag the light of the fog. The fragrance of the faint orchid is stumbling in the corner of the mountain. ”
is a good Luo Shen Fu, but it was read so obscene by the emperor!
After leaving the palace, it was already dark, and the whole day was basically spent walking on this road, and no one prepared a sedan chair for me, which really hurt my feet to death.
Out of the palace gate, I quickly took off the shoes on my feet, this magical heel, wearing it is really uncomfortable to die. It's nice to stand on the ground without shoes, but it's a bit harder. I was just about to walk forward, and suddenly I was picked up, lord?
The prince carried me into the carriage.
"Are you stupid? If you are uncomfortable and have to keep walking, you won't let your father-in-law call you a carriage? "Although the prince was very fierce in tone, he kept helping me press my feet and rub them.
"Look, my feet are so cold, it's winter soon, and I'm still walking barefoot." After saying that, he put two feet in his arms.
Along the way, the prince and I did not speak, I lay in the arms of the prince has been asleep, I feel particularly warm, late autumn is easy to rain, all say an autumn rain and a cold, sure enough, it is too cold, the temperature in the prince's arms is more and more nostalgic.
"Late, wake up and get home." I've been particularly sleepy lately, probably because the two spaces are overlapping more and more, and they're both busy, so I'll fall asleep even for just a few minutes.
I got up from the prince and stepped out of the carriage, when I suddenly heard the prince screaming behind me.
I turned around and found that the prince was lying on the ground, his expression was particularly hideous, could there be a hidden weapon? I hurried over, and the prince looked up at me with a sad face.
"No, it's okay, this king's leg is numb, it's time for the concubine to lose weight." I gave the prince a blank look, and you are heavy.
"Lord Wang, you and I will go to Yunzhong Immortal for a day tomorrow, the juniors there have gone home on vacation, and they are a little too busy."
"Aifei, you don't know what you're talking about? I'm going to be the second little boy in the store for you? ”
"Lord, let me tell you, there is no distinction between high and low professions, even if you are King Ji, you have to learn to experience life, and you haven't eaten hot pot for a long time?" The prince looked aggrieved.
"You have to pay me several times the amount of silver every time you go to eat, and now the money in the house is in your hands, so I have a little spare money."
"Well, come with me tomorrow, I'll have a treat."
"Okay, what the lady says."
It is said that King Ji is a domineering prince, and his face is paralyzed and cold, but I really haven't found it at all in my place, is this the legendary double standard?
As a result, there were really more people on the second day, but the business was really unprecedentedly miserable, no one thought that the dignified right general, the protector of the country, and the king of Ji! actually came to his daughter-in-law's shop to be a little two.
Even if this King Ji dares to serve, which one of them dares to eat, in case King Ji is unhappy and cures a crime, it's not the end of the nickname.
King Ji wiped all the tables, but it was only the time for a pillar of incense, but since they had all agreed, they wanted to accompany me to see the store here, so naturally they had to be more reliable, King Ji sat at the table and was bored, and I stared at King Ji while reading the account book.
"Lady, when I resign in the future, we will find a small town and open such a store, do you know that the appearance of the plate you plan to plate is very beautiful." Oh, when King Ji talks about this, he really doesn't need to make a draft at all.
"Then do you think that if we look like this every day, our business will still be able to support the two of us?"
"It's okay, your husband and I are in good health, I can go hunting, there are not enough domestic pigs to eat, I'll hunt wild boars for you? By the way, Aifei, let's close the shop in a while, I haven't been hunting for a long time. ”
I looked at the excited and almost explosive prince, although I couldn't bear it, but I still decisively refused.
"No, I have an appointment with a guest in the evening."
"Male or female?"
"What if it's a man?"
"If it's a man, he'll have a leg off." Wow~ It really makes my back tingle.
"Of course it's a woman, don't you worry about us going together."
"Okay." King Ji didn't refuse, is he really afraid that my red apricot will come out of the wall? As soon as I turned around, I came across the calligraphy and painting that the prince had given to the immortal in the clouds before.
"Immortal in the clouds! Lord Wang, do you say that I will really be a fairy in the clouds, one day I will become a fairy and fly away" I looked at King Ji with a smile, while fantasizing, one day I will give birth to a pair of wings, floating, floating, I will fly to the sky, become a fairy in white clothes.
"No, you won't." Hey, you can't praise me a few words, just know that you keep pouring cold water on me.
"Why?" I raised my mouth and looked at the prince angrily. The prince also ignored the pedestrians coming and going outside. A peck on my mouth.
"Because you covet the red dust, and you covet me." The prince's love words have really slipped through the cracks recently.
"You don't have to please me, if you like Ming, I'll go to the hunting ground with you."
The prince took me in his arms. "I'll just say that my concubine is the best."
"Lord Wang, I'm afraid you won't be able to go to this hunting ground." The Shadow happened to enter the house and heard the conversation between me and the Lord, who didn't ask for anything to follow, just waited for the Shadow to explain himself.
"The princess of Youguo is visiting, and she has to stay in the house."
What the hell is the princess of this secluded country? Why do you want to live in our house? In the past, I didn't like the prince, and I hoped that there would be a side concubine to relieve my boredom, but now the prince must be just me.
First Shangguan Rou, then Fu Gardenia, and now there is a princess of Youguo, what do you mean!
"Shadow, who is the princess of the Hidden Kingdom?"
"Hui Niangniang, Youguo's princess Youruolan, three years ago, the prince had a relationship with her on her way out, that is, the road was uneven and pulled out a knife to help, this princess had to make a promise, but she has been rejected by the prince countless times, and has been persevering, although she likes our prince very much, but she does not force marriage, the only drawback is that it is a little difficult."
"Okay, King Ji, you're really a merciless guy!" I was about to call him by his full name, but I remembered that there were so many people here who put up with it.
"Ahem concubine, I can't blame this king, this powerful charm really makes me very distressed."
Looking at King Ji, who was cheap and well-behaved, I couldn't wait to pull him out and kill him with a cane.