I only heard the female mandarin duck say to her husband: "Old man, did you see what happened just now?" ”

The male duck pretended to be confused and asked, "Honey, what are you talking about?" You won't blame me for not finding you your favorite red-headed shrimp, right? ”

The female mandarin duck said dissatisfiedly: "What red-headed little shrimp, you deliberately pretend to be confused with me, aren't you?" Want to find scolding again, right? ”

The male mandarin duck hurriedly apologized and said: "My wife is angry, I really don't know what you are talking about, and I ask my wife to make it clear." ”

The female mandarin duck sighed, shook her head, and then softened her tone and said, "I really don't know, are you old and confused, or pretend to be confused." Why don't you really know what happened in the white swan's house next door? ”

"Wife, you really wronged me." The male mandarin duck said seriously, "I was looking around for that red-headed shrimp for you just now." What kind of sesame rotten grain is in the white swan's house next door, how do I know? ”

"What kind of sesame rotten grain thing, that's a big thing that turns the world upside down." The female mandarin duck said angrily.

"Ah, something earth-shattering happened here just now?" The male mandarin duck asked with a face full of disbelief, "Wife, don't scare me." Why can't I feel it at all? ”

"Hey! What an idiot you are. The female mandarin duck scolded angrily, "A good family has been torn apart by a vixen. You say, is this a big deal for an otherwise complete and stable family? ”

"Ah, this, this seems, seems like a big deal." The male mandarin duck said hesitantly.

"What seems, like? That's a big thing, and it's a big thing. The female mandarin duck said resolutely and affirmatively.

"Then how did you find out about the White Swan's house next door? You don't understand swan language. The male duck asked puzzled.

"Of course I do! I observe their expressions and mannerisms, which is called 'reading words and looks'. Do you understand? The female mandarin duck took the opportunity to boast to herself.

"Wife, you are really good, even if you don't understand the language, you can 'observe words and looks'. I find that you are getting more and more amazing, and you are willing to bow down for your husband! The male mandarin duck took the opportunity to slap his ass.

"That's pretty much it. You have to learn from me in the future, learn to 'read words and looks', and serve me better." "The female mandarin duck has been so flattered that she can't find the north.

"Yes, husband, I'll find you a red-headed little shrimp." The male mandarin duck hurriedly said.

"Stupid, why are you opening and closing your mouth with red-headed little shrimp, did I let you go find red-headed little shrimp?" The female mandarin duck scolded a little hatefully.

"No, but I know you've always been your favorite eater of red-headed shrimp, and I also want to learn how to 'observe words and colors'!" The male mandarin duck hurriedly explained.

"Do you also call learning to 'observe words and colors'? Don't you see that I don't have a little appetite today? The female mandarin duck rolled her eyes at the male mandarin duck and said.

"Huh? Wife, what's going on? How can you have no appetite today, are you catching a cold or getting sick? The male duck asked puzzled.

"Call you stupid, you're really stupid! Didn't you see that I was already full of the little fox spirit of the White Swan next door? The female mandarin duck had no choice but to tell the truth.

"Wife, this is your fault. It's not nice to say, it's called 'salty radish and worry about it'. The matter of the house next door is your! The male mandarin duck was very incomprehensible.

"Do you really not understand, or do you not understand? You don't see that the fat sister-in-law next door is so pitiful, she used to be so beautiful and moving, her husband has been away from home all day since he cheated, causing her to eat desperately, and as a result, she is so fat that she can't talk. This little vixen is really harmful! The female mandarin duck said sympathetically.

"The one next door eats fat, why do you blame that little swan? Isn't that? The male mandarin duck is a "third party" little swan hugging the injustice.

"You men don't know women too well, but whenever women are unhappy, they like to eat blindly and violently, so all fat women in the world are harmed by men." The female mandarin duck explained indignantly.

"What kind of logic are you? Isn't it because men are unhappy that all women are unhappy? The male mandarin duck involuntarily defended the "man".

Of course, although not all a woman's unhappiness is caused by a man, but only a woman's unhappiness caused by a man will make a woman eat blindly, and those who are not unhappy caused by a man will not let a woman eat blindly and violently. Got it? A sucker! The female mandarin duck said tirelessly.

"Then why does a man make a woman unhappy and let a woman eat blindly?" The male mandarin duck still didn't understand.

"You're such a big idiot! If a woman is angry with a man, is she still in the mood to do things? If you are not in the mood to do things, you can only eat and enjoy your mouth! However, while eating, I became addicted to eating and couldn't stop my mouth, so I gained weight! Now, you should get it, right? The female mandarin duck explained in detail again.

"Wife, how do you know in such detail? Is there ever a man who made you unhappy and made you eat blindly? The male mandarin duck couldn't help but think about it.

"! You're smarter this time? However, I tell you solemnly, you are wrong. No one has ever made me eat blindly. I'm just good at speculating on other people's thoughts! The female mandarin duck argued.

"Wife, I didn't expect you to be a psychoanalyst! It's amazing! As a husband, I admire you more and more. The male mandarin duck hurriedly lost no time in delivering a fragrant big fart.

"Now you know what I'm capable of, right? You marry me, it is the greatest blessing in your life, you hurry up and steal the fun! "Female mandarin ducks

also took the opportunity to boast about himself.

"My wife, you're so right. You are the greatest treasure of my life, you are my star, no, my sun. "The male mandarin duck farts keep coming.

"Hey, it's strange to say, why hasn't our Mandarin Duck family heard of anyone 'cheating', and I haven't heard of anyone going to be a 'little three'. And the White Swan family is always scandalous, cheating is frequent, and the family is in turmoil? Why do you say that? "Female mandarin ducks

Puzzled, asked.

"That's because there are too few 'model husbands' like me in the White Swan family, all of them are extremely sullen playboys, and there are few handsome guys as pure and flawless as me." The male mandarin duck took the opportunity to flaunt himself.

"Ahh I just realized, when did you learn to brag about yourself? "Female mandarin ducks

Asked as he stared at the male duck with wide eyes in surprise.

"Wife, didn't I just learn from you? People say that 'the power of example is endless,' and I'm just learning to put it into practice. The male mandarin duck hurriedly explained.

"Old slippery head, why didn't I expect that if I wasn't careful, I would accept a good apprentice?" The female mandarin duck couldn't help but laugh at herself.