Chapter Forty-Seven: The Best of All Worlds

Lan Ya glanced at the two brothers of the Yu family fiercely, and swept the yard with a broom, the dust was flying, and it had a great tendency to provoke people.

Yu Fangjun said with a bitter face: "Ya'er, I can't help it." My mother said, if I don't solve the matter of this group of wild children, she will cut my god hunting trio and disown me as a son. ”

Lan Ya looked suspicious, and hurriedly asked the reason for the matter, after listening, Lan Ya couldn't hold back her laughter, the laughter was crisp, and it spread far away, and the young man passing by outside the courtyard wall couldn't help but ask the young man next to him in surprise: "Xiao Ran, how did I hear the laughter of the little nun?" ”

Xiao Ran's eyes flashed and said, "No, no, you are scared of her and have lost your hearing......"

Hurriedly pulling another teenager, the three of them went down the mountain together.

Lan Ya smiled tastelessly for a while, and then said seriously: "These little fart children are really annoying, how can they pee on other people's doors?" Still sprinkled every day, isn't this a clear demonstration? ”

Lan Ya not only knew what happened, but she also taught her by hand.

A few days ago, she saw the calf who was robbed of the sugar man's crying nose, she helped with the idea, and said that through this method, the sugar man could be retrieved, so that he could lead a group of friends to pee at the door of Yu's house every day, and when he was seen, he turned his head and ran, so that the other party couldn't catch anyone at all.

After a long time, the door of the three tigers was filled with the smell of urine, and even the wild dogs at the head of the village came smelling the breath, and the dignified dog's legs were forked, and a layer of urine was sprinkled on it comfortably.

The Yu family was discharged from the hospital and entered the hospital with their noses covered, Yu Fang's family scolded during the day, scolded at night, and closed the door and set up a card to catch the appearance, but these monkey cubs became more cunning, but instead put on three mouse traps and four nets, and they didn't even touch the shadow.

Xu is usually bullied by the Fang family, and when the children returned home, not only were they not punished by their respective mothers, but they told the children to be more arrogant, so under the instigation of their parents, they even got at the door of Yu's house.

When did the Fang family, who had been arrogant in Yujia Village for half his life, suffer this kind of anger, and suddenly became angry, Yu Fang's mother-in-law saw that her daughter-in-law was not strong enough firepower, and went out in person, while continuing to scold the whole village, she gave death orders to Yu Fangjun, Yu Fangsheng, Yu Fangfan and other grandchildren, if the "wicked" were not arrested, they would not recognize these grandchildren.

Lan Ya pinched her fingers and counted seriously, and finally stared at her, and suddenly realized: "It's not difficult to solve this matter, I'm afraid that I will break the fortune and eliminate the disaster......"

Yu Fangjun smiled happily and nodded like pounding garlic.

Lan Ya sighed and said, "Today's wild vegetable soup is light......"

Yu Fangjun hurriedly replied, "I'll take salt tomorrow." ”

Lan Ya sighed again and said, "There is a bit of a throat in the head of the mixed rice noodles......"

Yu Fangjun replied busily: "Alas, don't grind, as long as this matter is solved, not only salt, but also white flour and plate oil can be available." ”

Lan Ya patted Fang Jun's shoulder and said, "It's not a good idea to say this, you have taken things into the gang, and it is ......not righteous to eat things."

After telling Yu Fangjun like this, Yu Fangjun and Yu Fangsheng went down the mountain happily.

Lan Xiang put down the work in her hand suspiciously, the Yu family's dowry money was at the insistence of Lan Ya, and she didn't ask for anything in the three rooms, but she gave a big red silk Lan Ya and asked Hai to come, let Lan Xiang make a wedding dress, and specially told her to do it to the fat up, Lan Xiang asked why, Lan Ya only said that it was a pity that she couldn't wear it after she lost weight.

Lan Xiang was in a hurry, and when she heard Lan Ya muttering, the Yu brothers left with a happy face, and couldn't help but be curious: "Ya'er, how did you solve it?" I won't teach Yu Fangjun any bad way to catch those dolls, if this falls into the hands of the Yu family's grandmother and Yu San's aunt, these children will have to shed their skin if they don't die, you can't do this bad thing. ”

Lan Ya smiled and scratched Lan Xiang, who was full of the aura of the Holy Mother, and said, "Sister, is your sister and I like that?" I'm here to help the children get justice, just watch, these boys will get the candy man in the hands of the merchant in two days. ”

Lan Xiang pondered for a long time and couldn't figure out what to do, her little face raised a look of curiosity, Lan Ya no longer sold Guanzi, and said: "Sister, although the feces and urine stink, but the farmer also cherishes it, every day half of the child will carry a basket to pick up manure and fertilizer, and someone in the Yu family will send a few lumps for nothing every day, which is a bad thing, but it can also be turned into a good thing." I asked Yu Fangjun to take a shovel to put away the urine and feces every day after the children had finished urinating and getting rid of the, push it in one place, and throw a few copper coins in front of the door after finishing every day. After ten days and half a month, suddenly no money will be thrown. Without throwing money and collecting manure, do you say that the children will still go to Yu's house to pee and feces? ”

Lan Xiang frowned and thought for a long time, before she suddenly realized: "Ya'er, why are you so smart, the children will not let the Yu family get manure in vain if they don't get the money, and the matter will be solved satisfactorily, the children did not suffer a loss, they got the copper plate, although the Yu family smelled a little bad, but they did not suffer a loss, and they got the manure, which is the best of both worlds." ”

Lan Ya smiled: "Sister, you are wrong, the best of all three, the children in the village know that they have resisted, and they will not be bullied by a few Tao boys of the Yu family from now on." ”

Lan Xiang chuckled: "You, I think it's the best of all worlds, how can you ask someone for something if you have an idea." ”

Lan Ya shrugged her shoulders and said indifferently: "Sister, half a child, eat Lao Tzu to death, don't you see that the three of them eat more than our family of seven, and if there is no blood, our family will not eat immediately." Tomorrow I'll have to go find food. ”

As soon as she heard that Lan Ya said that she was going up the mountain to find some food and drink, Lan Xiang couldn't help but have a sad look on her face, the battle with the mustache dog a few days ago still made her feel palpitations, and it was estimated that she didn't even dare to go out of this yard.

looked at the wedding dress in his hand, and the original joy became tasteless.

Lan Xiang didn't know about starting a family and becoming three children, Hai originally wanted to tell Lan Xiang, but he was afraid of frightening the eldest daughter who had always been well-behaved, so he only tactfully told his daughter that there might be some changes in the family affairs, so that Lan Xiang could prepare with both hands, and now that the dowry has come over, Lan Xiang put her mind at ease, and heard that Cheng San'er is a strong family and can hunt, so she agreed a little in her heart.

Lan Ya is getting closer to the time of getting married, the more troubled she is, under her instructions, Rat Xiaobai has been messing up for so many days, why does the family have no intention of quitting at all? Isn't the heat not enough, and you need to add another fire?

After a few days, Lan Ya, who had added fire, still did not receive any news of his resignation.

On this day, Lan Ya followed the whole family down the mountain in a worried mood, today is the day of the dowry of the family, the ordinary wedding village only needs to be carried with a burden when the day of marriage, the ordinary farmer will be six, eight, and the rich people in the town will be eighteen and twenty-eight......

There are also a lot of sour wood furniture in the wedding house, which needs to be sent in advance and placed in the new house. Today is the day to give away furniture.

Originally, it had nothing to do with the third room, but the Zhang family wanted the whole family to see Yu Xiaoguang's "wealth", and the whole family had to be present.

Now that he is away from the old mansion, Hai is obviously in a good mood, and he is also in the mood to dress up a few girls.

asked Lan Xiang to find the most pleasing clothes with only one patch to wear, combed a good-looking peach blossom bun, and inserted the wooden hairpin given by He into her hair, which looked more mature and generous.

He also asked Lan Ya to wear He's washed pink skirt, and the dyed place was embroidered with a peach blossom by Hai's begging, pink gauze with pink flowers, and Lan Ya's little person was a little more playful, and her face was extraordinarily pink and cute.

Lan Ya and Lan Duo really don't have any good clothes, so they can only make a fuss about their hair, combing the same double bun that the little girls like, and the same head shape, which is as pleasing as twins.

Hai's eyes were even more starry, and he smiled proudly: "My girls are all with me, and they are all beautiful, and they are not much better than the ladies in the city." ”

Lan Ya was praised so much that her little mouth was as happy as an open peach blossom, and she couldn't close it, for fear of soiling the gauze skirt, and her hands were propped up, like a puppet walking around.

A few people came to the Yu family's old house, and they heard a rooster and dog jumping from a distance, and Zhang's chicken food bowl knocked loudly, shouting while knocking: "They are all asleep, and they can't get up to cook yet." ”

Lan Ya couldn't help frowning, it turned out that the Hai family got up early to cook when he was there, and today he had three shots on the day, and the matchmaker had to come to give the dowry, so he hadn't eaten breakfast yet, it seemed that the Jiang family had also lost his temper.

I only heard Jiang's voice come out and said: "Mother, the third brother and sister have been divided, does this work have to be divided again, can't I come alone, you always look at the past few days, I wash my clothes, I chop the pig food, let me cook the rice, and the daughter-in-law has to go out to get busy, and this iron-clad person can't stand it." ”

Zhang's face was embarrassed, she also wanted to scold He for getting up and working, but He had been standing up on the kang every day for the past two days, looking gloomily at the beams of the house, and she didn't leave the house no matter how she scolded.

Zhang thought that maybe He was still angry because the groom was replaced by a big bolt to a small light, and for the sake of the successful conclusion of the family affair, she didn't want to force He too much.

It's okay to say that it's been seven or eight days a day, and Jiang has been working hard for a few days, and now he doesn't want to do it, so he still hasn't eaten breakfast on the third day.

Zhang sighed lightly, When the Sanfang family pushed the door in, they saw Zhang silently chopping pigweed, and the scene was a little sad.

Seeing that Sanfang was coming, Zhang's immediately recovered the spirit of Longma, and called Hai's to make breakfast, Lan Ya wanted to open his mouth, but was pulled by Yu Sanguang, and said helplessly: "Ya'er, let's only come back once in a few days, just do something if you can, after all, she is your grandmother." ”

Lan Ya was silent, she wanted to say, I was afraid that your kindness would be exchanged for someone's gains.