Chapter 313: I Want to Hear You Jump Eggs (Three More Requests for Subscription)

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The person who was fanning the wind was violently excited, and a cool air rushed straight to the crotch of his pants from the soles of his feet, turned a corner and hit the Tianling cover, and his hot body was instantly cool.

He didn't have to look back to know that Fang Cai's voice was not his companion's.

"Heroes spare their lives, heroes spare their lives, I haven't seen anything, I haven't heard anything, I don't know anything, you don't have to kill me."

Seeing the appearance of the fat man raising his hand in surrender, Xi Tong was disdainful.

When the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds, and with this virtue, he can even be a soldier and a general.

No wonder the Celestial Realm is so watery.

Now he is trampled by the heavy building and ravaged with his face, and in the future, he will be pressed to the ground by the monkey and rubbed.

Looking at the shivering thin and tall man next to him, the thing rolled his eyes and lay down straight.

It's so skillful at playing dead.

Xi Tong circled around the stone and found that the thin man had carved inexplicable patterns with a hammer and chisel on it.

"What is this?"

The fat heavenly soldier immediately replied: "Hero, we are just running errands, how would we know what this is." ”

Xi Tong thought about it, and this is indeed the truth.

"What about the hammer and the chisel? Tell me everything you know, dare to have half a lie, hum ......"

Fat Tianbing immediately answered, "If it's all explained, will you let me go?" ”

The thin heavenly soldier on the ground immediately sat up, and without bargaining, he directly began a tirade.

It turned out that after the change of the Heavenly Sword, Fu Xi began to rectify the divine realm, especially the heavenly soldiers and generals, selecting the strong and the weak.

The eliminated Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals not only removed their priesthood, but also cut off their divine status.

These heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals have a lot of mana, and they are a little stronger than mortals, and it is precisely because of their low strength that they can quietly go to the lower realm.

However, how can life on earth be compared with the heavens, not only suffering from cold, heat, and hunger, but also worries about birth, old age, sickness and death.

Therefore, most of the heavenly soldiers and generals were resentful, and only a small number of heavenly soldiers and generals cheered up and worked hard in order to make meritorious contributions.

Xi Tong was shocked again in his heart, 36 Tiangang Battalion Heavenly Generals, 72 Earth Demon Battalion Heavenly Soldiers, this routine is a bit familiar.

"What merit? How to make meritorious service? ”

The fat heavenly soldier finally got the opportunity and replied: "We are exiled to the lower realm, but there are two adults in the lower realm with divine origins, and we are to assist those two adults." ”

Fat Tianbing pointed to the hammer and chisel, "The utensils were given by those two adults, and the carved patterns were also specified by those two adults. ”

Xi Tong nodded, "I believe you don't have the slightest bad intentions. However, I have bad intentions. ”

Looking at the eight teeth that Xi Tong showed when he smiled, the fat heavenly soldier only felt that he was facing the bloody mouth of the fierce beast.

Xi Tong stretched out his hand to summon the magic sword.

Seeing this shape, the fat heavenly soldiers and the thin heavenly soldiers all changed their expressions and trembled.

They finally understood the identity of the person in front of them.

The top of the merit list this time!

If you catch him, you can not only return to the divine realm, but also obtain the divine status, become a righteous god canonized by the heavenly court, and ascend to heaven in one step.

However, no matter how much money you have, you have to have a life to spend it, right?

Xi Tong smiled at the fat man, "What you just said is right, it's better to break up as soon as possible and be at ease in this world." ”

"How can the fluorescence of Lang'er and other rotten grass be compared to the bright moon in the sky? The two of you know the destiny of heaven and the current affairs, if you turn against yourself and surrender with courtesy, you will not lose the position of the marquis, and the country will be safe and happy, wouldn't it be beautiful? ”

Hearing Xi Tong's words, the fat heavenly soldiers and the thin heavenly soldiers fell to their knees and bowed three times and nine times.

Xi Tong Secret Dao: Mind control is really easy to use.

didn't have the will to rape, just a few words of coercion and temptation plus psychological hints, which made the other party rebel, and the loyalty of the heavenly soldiers was really low.

After studying a drawing for a long time, Xi Tong suddenly understood that this was the "sword casting technique" that Fu Xi had just figured out.

Unlike the dead thing like the magic sword, this drawing casts a living thing, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a humanoid weapon.

Think about the Monkey King's combat power.

Thinking about the havoc in the Heavenly Palace, the Emperor would rather ask the Western Buddha for help than find Fuxi, and Xi Tong strengthened his conjecture.

The golden god in the Five Elements God was beheaded by Nuwa, but the original god was immortal, and he chose this feng shui treasure place to sleep soundly.

These two heavenly soldiers carved the formation rune seal on the exterior of the boulder, guiding the flow and convergence of the aura of heaven and earth, the glow of the sun and the moon, and reshaping the body of the golden god.

Xi Tong couldn't help but admire, Fuxi, Fuxi, you let you be full of scheming, a thousand years, but you can't stand me from reading the script.

Every winter and summer vacation, I always have to be brainwashed by the 86 version of Journey to the West, which is a childhood nightmare.

So much so that when Xi Tong heard the lyrics of "You are jumping eggs, I am riding a horse", his mind immediately blossomed, and pure and flawless white flowers bloomed.

Putting the drawings away, Xi Tong picked up the hammer and clicked it, chewing and swallowing it under the disbelief gaze of the heavenly soldiers.

After a few seconds, Xi Tong patted the residue on his hands, and then put his hands on the stones.

Airplanes!

The majestic and majestic earth attribute energy rushed out, and the earth qi around Xi Tong was churning, and the yellow smoke was drumming.

The stone shook immediately, mottled cracks appeared on the surface, and the skin stained with moss, sea salt, and dust immediately fell down.

Seeing this scene, the fat heavenly soldier couldn't help but smack his lips.

"Thin man, did you forget to polish the stone and carve it directly?"

The Skinny Soldier nodded.

The fat heavenly soldier slapped his thigh, "Idiot, do your errand, and go back to be a hanging, hey, how can I put up your pit teammate ......"

Immediately, the fat heavenly soldier looked at Xi Tong with adoration.

Just like the gambling stone cut out of the imperial green, the outer stone skin fell off, and the inner core was suddenly exposed.

There are thousands of millimeters, and thousands of rui qi.

Fortunately, the surrounding formations are natural, blocking the aura and preventing it from leaking, but there is no sensational vision of heaven and earth.

At this time, the metallic light shone brightly, pouring strange stones into Xi Tong's hands.

Like mercury flowing, it outlines mysterious patterns on the surface of strange stones.

The fat heavenly soldier stabbed the thin heavenly soldier with his elbow, "This pattern is so familiar, have we seen it anywhere?" ”

Skinny Soldier: ......

The pattern outline is completed, one after another rune seals are generated, and then disappear into the strange stones.

A minute passed......

Five minutes passed......

Ten minutes passed......

Xi Tong has been constantly injecting metal energy into it, and the strange stone that was originally dry and cracked became mellow little by little, and transformed from "stone" to "gold".

I don't know how long it took, the fat heavenly soldier's eyelids fought, and his head sank, as if he would fall asleep at any time.

But at this time, there was a sonorous sound of gold and iron......

Immediately, the light that was as sharp as a sword blade lit up and burst out in all directions.

The fat heavenly soldier only felt a pain on his face.

As if he had been cut by a knife, he screamed in pain, and even if he covered his fat face with both hands, he couldn't stop the blood flowing between his fingers.

The Thin Celestial opened his eyes with difficulty, then poked his companion with his elbow, and pointed forward blankly.