815 Eat two more slaps
She was furious, "If you open your mouth, open your mouth, get out of you!"
He looked at her with a squint, "Daughter-in-law, if you don't open your mouth, or you open your legs?" I've wanted to ...... you for a long time."
Syllable! She slapped it in the face. New Beechcraft Chinese Network
The loud slap made his eyes glow, he was not angry at all, but with an expression full of indifference, he said, "Daughter-in-law, you hit me again!" ”
grabbed her hand and sighed vigorously, "Daughter-in-law, the husband has thick skin, does it hurt to beat your hands?" ”
She looked at him wordlessly for a second, "You're being beaten stupid, aren't you?" ”
"Anyway, for you, I fanned myself and you, and I have eaten many slaps. It's not bad to eat two more slaps. He grinned and let out a mouthful of shiny white teeth, "As long as you're happy." ”
"You're really underwhelmed!"
"You just know."
She looked at his happy appearance, and a warm current crossed her heart. Suddenly felt that the third brother owed so much, and she had always been so angry that she was smoking, and at this moment she actually felt that this was also an advantage of his.
"Daughter-in-law, what are you looking at?" He reached out and waved it in front of her eyes.
She looked at his handsome eyebrows, probably thinking that he had merits, and suddenly she liked it a little.
She looked up at the sky with her eyes turned away uncomfortably, "I see a crow flying in the sky." ”
He followed her line of sight, "Daughter-in-law, where is it?" ”
She fixed her eyes on him, "Isn't the crow in sight?" ”
"In front of you, where?" He looked around, and Huer reacted and said bitterly, "Daughter-in-law, you said I was a crow's mouth......"
She patted him on the shoulder, "The child can be taught." ”
After that, she looked like an old pedant, and put her hands behind her back to ...... The thatched hut walked.
He followed behind her, "Daughter-in-law, I am already literate, what you said about the son is the meaning of the son, I am your father-in-law, you can't use idioms blindly." ”
"Is there a five-word idiom?" She asked rhetorically. Think this sentence is so familiar?
Thinking about it, she used to say that the third brother 'looks down on people with dog eyes', and the third brother also said that she used idioms indiscriminately.
He also paused, as if remembering the past, and smiled happily, "My daughter-in-law thinks that the five words are idioms, then it must be idioms." ”
She gave him a roll of the eye, "Flim tongue." ”
He stuck his tongue out of his mouth and slurred his words, "You've licked it, how do you know my tongue is slippery?" Actually, it's very rough, do you want to lick it? ”
"!" She quickened her pace in a negative manner, walked to a 'small house' in the backyard, stopped, and glared at him, "What are you doing with me?" ”
He smiled, "I just like to follow you." ”
She pointed to the 'low house', "I'm going to squat." ”
He blinked, "I know. ”
"Know if you're not going to get out of here?" She said suspiciously, "You don't understand what it means to squat, do you?" ”
"My daughter-in-law is going to."
Three black lines immediately floated on her forehead, "I'm going to pee!" ”
"Oh." He nodded, and helped her open the door of the thatched house, and a stench came out, "Daughter-in-law, please come in." Do you want me to come in with you? ”
She walked in gracefully and turned to look at him who came after her, "What are you doing in here!" ”
"You didn't say you didn't want me to accompany you, I thought you were afraid of the smell and asked me to accompany you......"
"I have good intentions, the third brother will go out first."
He cheekily said, "I want to pee too, there is a pit and a bucket, you can do both, you pit me and poke me, why don't you do it together?" ”