The shuanggong attendant didn't care about the shocked expressions of the two of them, and said to himself: "Childe, Aunt Liu and we are not of the same generation, she is old-fashioned, especially outdated, don't believe her." There is a good saying, people are not romantic......"

The county magistrate didn't seem to be listening to what the reed attendant was saying at all, and his eyes stayed on the grease and powder face of the double reed attendant.

Just now, I thought that this thin Shi Fandel looked very delicate and beautiful, but after recognizing this woman as a product of a double reed follower masquerading as a woman, I only felt that this heavy makeup and glamorous face was a little disgusting, what is this?

That nose, that eye, that small mouth, that face, are all the mouths and faces of the double reed followers, okay?

"You...... Are you a double reed? The county commander stammered and asked. Notice that the stammering here is infuriating.

It's okay for the ugly monster to become a beautiful woman and tempt him, at least it's a woman. But if a man turns into a beautiful woman and tempts him, how can this be counted? Isn't that too much deception?

Speaking of which, the sexual orientation of the county commander is still very authentic and never deviates from the track.

"I ...... I ......" The double reed followed me twice, and then simply spread his hands and whispered in a thick voice: "Isn't this obvious?" ”

While talking, he blinked his eyes and pretended to be pitiful, trying to let the county commander dissipate his anger.

But the false eyelashes that stuck to the eyelids flickered with the wind, and they all fanned into the nostrils of the county commander.

The county commander was a little impatient, stretched out his hand, tore and pulled twice, and tore off the false eyelashes on the eyelids of the double reed attendant.

It's good now, the false eyelashes are gone, and this face is closer to the original face of the double reed follower.

The county commander took a look at it, and he was even more angry. I can't wait to take a bucket of water and put it on the face of the double reed follower, and give him a spot to remove makeup.

At this time, Aunt Liu had just reacted from the state of confusion, and she regretted it in her heart, but she didn't expect her to go against the county commander for a man, what is this?

Originally, because she had a daughter, she couldn't see a girl tempting others at a young age. But how could she have imagined that this young woman was pretending to be the unscrupulous reed attendant?

Aunt Liu's regretted intestines were going green, but there was no regret medicine to take.

Her eyes wandered for a moment, and she had to make a final remedy: "Shuanggong, this is your fault, hurry up, do you have any sisters or cousins, cousins, cousins, cousins, etc., pull them over and let Childe take a look and see if he can make up for it." ”

Aunt Liu's expression was very serious, and she looked bitter. But when he turned to the county commander, he immediately became smiling, especially amiable.

The speed at which this face changes is no one.

Aunt Liu said to the county commander with crooked eyebrows: "Childe, Aunt Liu, I am dazzled, I didn't see that he is a man, and Childe should not be like the old sister and me." You talk, if you want to fight and scold, follow the son, Aunt Liu, I will go out to guard the door for the son. ”

After saying that, he trotted out of the tent.

The double reed attendant was stunned, you went out and let the son beat me casually and scold me casually, do you still have a little conscience and discipline? Who introduced you to you in the first place?

The double reed attendant looked at the county commander with a bitter expression, a look of grievance in the baby's heart, and the baby did not say.

The county commander son's body was crooked, he slumped in the chair, and said to the double reed attendant without raising his head: "Hurry up and take off your makeup, which is neither male nor female, and the emperor will come in a while, what are you talking like this?" Be careful to castrate you directly and bring it back to the palace as a eunuch. ”

When the double reed attendant heard this, he hurriedly ran back to the basin, and was busy for a while, and then changed his clothes and hairstyle, and then came to the county commander's side.

The county commander raised his eyes and looked at it, and then smiled: "It's still comfortable to look like this." By the way, how do you dress up as a woman? Could it be ...... Are you bent? ”

"No, no!" The double reed attendant hurriedly shook his head and waved his hand in denial.

The county commander smiled: "It's good if you don't bend!" Then why do you say men dress up as women? If you don't tell me the origin of the manager, I'll write down this account today. ”

The double reed attendant thought for a while and said truthfully: "Childe, I also want to keep my job." In you, Aunt Liu's half-aged are more popular than me, which shows that no matter how hard I try, I am not as good as changing gender. But the gender can't be changed, so you can only dress up as a man. ”

The county magistrate couldn't cry or laugh: "Who said that Aunt Liu is more popular than you?" ”520

"But what do you say about the lonely man and widow in the house just now, and you let me go outside the door to let the wind out? Childe, is the 9th aunt's wife gone? The double reed attendant asked sourly.

The county commander's face was red, and he looked a little weak-hearted. His mouth squirmed, but he didn't say anything.

The double reed attendant said to himself: "If the son takes her as the wife of the ninth aunt, it will be fine, at least not to rob me of my iron rice bowl, but if you treat her as a personal follower in the future, then I will drink the northwest wind in the future." ”

The county commander couldn't bear it anymore and said, "What do you want?" Think crooked, right? ”

The double reed followed Bannunu's mouth: "Aren't you crooked?" ”

"Nope! In fact, I thought about it a lot just now, Aunt Liu just wanted to borrow money from me so that her daughter could go to the school to study. The county commander couldn't care about face, so he had to say truthfully.

Speaking of which, the double reed is not only his follower, but also his friend. So it is still necessary to explain the explanation.

The double reed attendant was shocked: "What? So delicate, shy, just want to borrow money? Is such a big age a beauty trick? Just said me. ”

In the end, the double reed attendant was still a little indignant.

The county commander said with a smile: "It's only the first time that people have borrowed money, and I'm a little embarrassed, where is the beauty trick?" It's just these two of us who have crooked minds who think crookedly about others. ”

The double reed attendant was not convinced: "I don't believe that just the two of us want to be crooked, there must be others who want to be crooked." ”

The county magistrate shrugged: "If you see through it, you are still good friends, readers are parents of food and clothing, can you and I say it?" By the way, let's get down to business, we'll always be friends, and you'll be my wingman. ”

The double reed attendant looked at the sincere eyes of the county commander Gongzi, and said with some emotion: "Childe, do you mean that my follower can work until retirement, is it an iron rice bowl?" ”

"Of course! But ......"

"But what?" The double reed follower has a bad premonition.

"You can dress up as a man every once in a while, so that it looks pleasing to the eye, and it doesn't delay being a wingman, and the most important thing is not to make those aunts and wives jealous, this is really the best of all three worlds." The county magistrate said Le Haha.

When the double reed attendant heard this, he immediately felt like he had eaten a fly. But this is also deserved, and it is all done by yourself.

At this moment, the tent door curtain was lifted, and Aunt Liu ran in in a panic. While running, he shouted: "The emperor's Luan is here, son, go and pick it up......"

Because she was running fast and couldn't stop the car, Aunt Liu crashed straight into the county commander.

The county commander raised his eyebrows, if this is a full bump, this matter will be unclear. He really just kindly lent Aunt Liu money, but he really didn't let her do anything in exchange.

But if you hold it, everything will be in vain.

So the county commander was very eager to survive and pulled the double reed follower over and blocked him in front of him.

The double reed follower didn't have time to hide, so he could only push with both hands and push Aunt Liu to the couch on the side.

At the moment when Aunt Liu was pushed onto the couch, the door curtain was lifted again, and two officials came in.

When the two officials saw this situation, they immediately wished that they didn't have long eyes.

If this kind of thing is bumped into by them, will it be killed and killed?

It seems that the two of them were also ordered to remind the county commander to pick up the driver, but at this time, the two of them, because of shock, seemed to be dumbfounded, and their mouths were open enough that they couldn't make a sound.

When the county commander saw that this misunderstanding was big, he had an idea, and hurriedly threw the pot to the double reed follower.

He glared at the reed attendant viciously, and then said angrily: "The emperor is coming, what do you say like this?" Quick, you send Aunt Liu back to the county seat and make it as you like. ”

After speaking, he flicked his wide sleeves and walked away with a high spirit.