Chapter 649: The price of mineral water in the supermarket has risen again

"Listen, all the people on Earth!"

"In the name of God, I advise you that humanity and mutants have been disorienting for a long time, but I am back......"

"The final judgment is coming, the old civilization has fallen, and a new era has begun......"

"Old Gods, I'm waiting for you in Cairo!"

“……”

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"Wade, what are you doing talking to yourself alone, and you're sick again? Do you want physical therapy? ”

Deadpool: "No, it's the bald man with long hair who is talking in my head, I know you can't hear it, so I deliberately broadcast it live to tell you." ”

Almost not long after the apocalypse kidnapped Charles, he connected the whole world through Charles's ability, announced his return, and focused on Russell's name, and also informed himself of his current location.

Cairo, the capital and largest city of Egypt.

As the two of them were talking, gray chimneys suddenly rose in the distant sky, far or near, adding up to more than ten.

Familiar with the plot, Russell and Deadpool are well aware that Apocalypse not only controlled Charles to make a declaration, but also gave the global government a disadvantage.

offended all the nuclear equalists around the world in one breath, and the apocalypse was very cool, but the mutants were miserably pitted and forced to choose a camp and go to the small book of the superbosses.

At almost the same time, mutants across the globe, while yelling at Apocalypse, prayed that the bastard would succeed in conquering the world, otherwise they would not want to live in the future.

Sou!

The Nightkin teleported to Russell's side, and said with an anxious expression: "Mr. Russell, Captain Deadpool, hurry up and follow me, I'm in trouble." ”

With that, the Nightkin placed his hand on the two of them and teleported them together to the academy's faculty room.

The X-Men are almost all together, as are Butterfly and Logan, and the appearance of the Nightkin goes unnoticed, and their attention is all on the TV.

On the television screen, all the channels were urgently inserting news about the launch of nuclear weapons.

"This station has received news from Europe and Asia, not only the US imperialists, but also the world's nuclear weapons are out of control, and so far the White House has not issued any statement on this matter......"

"The Pentagon has confirmed that the first countries to launch nuclear bombs are hairy bears, rabbits, and big ......"

"...... by many news media around the world"

The situation was terrible, and the apocalypse's big move caused a global sensation, like a glass of cold water poured into boiling oil, and the whole world exploded in an instant.

When it comes to nuclear weapons, no one can keep calm, and the media is overwhelmingly reporting on the incident, speculating about the intentions of the authorities and whether it has anything to do with World War III.

The strange thing is that something so big happened that the superpowers were silent, motionless as if asleep.

The worst is the US imperialism, because of freedom of speech, the collective silence of the authorities, and the frenzied hype of the media, all kinds of conspiracy theories are all over the streets.

Immediately, someone took out a banner from under their desk, added 'oppose war' after the words 'the president eats,' 'protest against racial discrimination,' and 'go green,' and took to the streets in droves, calling friends, adding to the turmoil.

Not to mention, there are a lot of people who like to shine like this, and there are about a dozen people in almost every building.

After a while, the media stopped reporting on the nuclear bomb, and the follow-up news was 'Texas shooting', 'Detroit shooting', 'Chicago shooting', as chaotic as it was.

It is conceivable that tonight, in the cities of the United States and the United States, the tap water and shovels in the supermarkets will be speculated to sky-high prices.

What, you say mineral water is understandable, why are shovels also copied to sky-high prices?

What a fuss, without a shovel, how can the people of the US imperialists build an air-raid shelter in their own yards!

"It's so hilarious!"

"yes!"

The two sand sculptures are not a big deal to watch the excitement, and they continue to change the channel to watch the current affairs news, and the American imperialist people who are crazy about the sand sculptures are frantically complaining.

At this moment, the TV picture changed again, and after the jumping snowflakes flashed, a big blue face appeared on the TV, which was the face of the apocalypse.

"I'll bet 100 US dollars, this guy is the most sand sculpture."

"Follow, don't accept rebuttal!"

Russell didn't want to look at the sand sculpture, so he picked up the remote control and changed the channel, and all ten channels in a row were dominated by the apocalypse, so he could only calmly put down the remote control and see what he wanted to say.

"All of you on Earth, you must have seen the beauty of the fireworks, don't worry, this is the curtain call of the old era. In the new era, you will no longer need weapons, firearms, swords, spears, stone tools, etc., and you will no longer need ......."

The apocalypse started again, let's go, Deadpool didn't give up, snatched the remote control, changed a few more channels, and was stabbed down by Logan next to him with a claw, which stopped.

As soon as the camera turns, the big blue face plate disappears, replaced by the pyramid-lined land of Egypt, and the apocalypse stands in front of the camera, leaving an unfathomable back to the audience in front of the television.

As his hands were raised in the air, the whole of Cairo shook violently like an earthquake, the tall buildings shattered, the ground collapsed, and all the matter was split in an instant, and the city center was reorganized into a huge pyramid that did not move.

The metal tower is the world's most wonderful, shining in the scorching sun, reflecting a thick sense of solemnity that stunned everyone watching the live broadcast.

Originally......

That's how the pyramids were built!

Here I would like to congratulate New York and Los Angeles, with a very small probability of surviving, Apocalypse is an ancient Egyptian, otherwise these two brothers and sisters should be unlucky.

The picture jumps again, and the expressionless face of the apocalypse appears in front of the camera: "Humans, you have ruled this world for the three thousand six hundred years that I have been asleep, and now I have woken up, ready for purification!" ”

The picture freezes, and then a hand-drawn sticker appears on the TV.

Seeing this face, everyone looked at Russell in unison, unsure of the purpose of hanging his avatar in the global live broadcast screen.

"Old God, don't try to escape, I will defeat you in front of the whole world and let your followers know that you are too weak to be vulnerable."

The apocalypse disappeared from the picture, only Russell's headtag remained, he became famous!

"Oh, man, you're going to be on fire." Deadpool screamed: "Now that people all over the world want to know you, you will have countless announcements, endorsements, film appointments, and interviews...... Damn, you have to remember that during the interview, you claimed to be a member of the X-Commando team, and your captain's name is Wade Wilson...... No, I'm not going to be the captain anymore, I'm going to be your agent. ”

"Don't be stupid, the person in the portrait isn't me."

When Deadpool heard this, his whole face was attached to the TV, and he repeatedly confirmed: "Impossible, it's exactly the same!" ”

Russell calmly analyzed, pointing out the difference between himself and the portrait: "By comparison, it is easy to find the flaw, the eyebrow angle of the person in the portrait is too far apart, and the gaze lacks cohesion; The bridge of the nose is a bit collapsed; The lips are too thin, and they appear very thin; The worst thing is that his hairline is a centimeter higher than mine, how could it be me? ”

Man, I think you're trying to eat fart!

Deadpool had never seen such a brazen person, and Russell's shamelessness made him feel that the captain's position might be snatched away at any time.

The others felt bad, fearing that they would be infected with the sand sculpture virus, and subconsciously stayed away from Russell and Deadpool.

Logan and Spiritdie also retreated, and soon the two of them turned pale, and they were quarantined, because they were members of X-Force, they were labeled as carriers of the sand sculpture virus.

Bang dang!

The door of the conference room was pushed open, and the demon girl Raven pushed the door and walked in, with a serious face: "Hank has already adjusted the plane, we will leave for Cairo now to rescue Charles." ”

The enemy is unprecedentedly strong, and to put it mildly, there is a chance that this trip will kill you, but all the X-Men did not refuse.

Raven left a few wounded with limited mobility by name, and in addition to her, only the Nightkin Wagner, Quicksilver Pietro, and Magneto Eric, who joined temporarily, were left in the X-Men.

Plus Deadpool, Logan, and Russell of X-Force, exactly seven people.

"Mr. Russell!"

On the way to the aircraft, Raven asked in a low voice, "Char...... The professor asked me to ask you, are you sure it's a half-haul? ”

Deadpool had asked this question eight hundred times, and Russell sighed and said one last time, "yes, is there any problem?" ”

Raven was a little confused, nodded and stopped talking.

She has no problem, but Russell has a question: "By the way, isn't Professor X going, I haven't seen where the others are." ”

"The professor is in the secret room of the brainwave enhancer, he has a way to prevent the apocalypse from seizing Charles's body, and he can still ......" Speaking of this, Ruiwen's face turned embarrassed: "I can also help him keep his hair!" ”