Chapter 35: After the Resurrection
When I opened my eyes from the bed, the first thing that caught my eye was Zhao Qiankun's big face, Zhao Qiankun looked straight at me, and smiled when he saw me open my eyes: "Senior brother, you finally woke up, if you don't wake up again, Sister Yu Dan and I are ready to send you directly to the crematorium!" ”
Nima! Originally, Zhao Qiankun was a very sensible child, but the way I took him to chat now has become my kind. It's almost the kind that goes up directly and talks to death. I rubbed my head and looked at Zhao Qiankun and said speechlessly, "Can you fucking chat!" If you can't speak, shut up, and send it to the crematorium, even if it's to the crematorium, then I'll have to pull you! ”
After getting out of bed, I subconsciously looked at my room after walking out of the room, and fortunately my room was still there. Yu Dan was standing opposite me, and the moment I saw Yu Dan, my face turned red! I didn't even dare to look at Yu Dan's face, and the appearance of Yu Dan not wearing anything in the illusion suddenly appeared in my mind.
I didn't think about it so much before, but now that I see a real person, I can't calm down a little now. "You're not sick! What are you doing with your head down? Yu Dan took two steps forward curiously. I quickly raised my head and waved my hand at her: "Sister, don't, don't come here!" Don't come here. ”
Yu Dan stood in place and didn't go any further: "Are you crazy?" Is it that the soul left the body and left something outside and didn't bring it back! "I looked at Yu Dan, exactly the same as the Yu Dan I saw in the illusion, but my fucking mind was full of her undressed!
After staring at Yu Dan for more than ten seconds, my nose spurted out of my nose directly! "Nima! Eldest sister, you'd better not appear in front of me lately! I'm afraid I can't stand it! With that, I covered my nose and rushed in the direction of the toilet. At this time, Zhao Qiankun had just finished packing up the things in the room and walked out.
"Damn, sister! As soon as my brother woke up, you beat him! I also got nosebleeds, so bad! After Zhao Qiankun finished speaking, he was ready for Yu Dan to beat him, but Yu Dan didn't seem to do anything, but said to himself abnormally: "It seems that he is still a normal man!" ”
Well, for the extremely smart Yu Dan, this kind of thing can't be hidden from her eyes, and she also guessed that I probably saw something in the dream, and it must have something to do with her. That's why it's like this now, and I can't stand it anymore after seeing her.
I washed my face in the toilet and found two pieces of toilet paper to plug my nose. Only then did I feel that the fire in my heart had disappeared a little. "Damn, if I had known, I should have been cool in the illusion just now!" But when I think about it, I'm glad I wasn't defeated by desire. Otherwise, it's not just a matter of shame now.
After I opened the toilet and walked out, Zhao Qiankun was waiting for me at the door of the toilet: "Senior brother, what happened to you inside?" Tell me about it! I looked around like a thief. Then asked Zhao Qiankun in a low voice: "What about you Sister Yu Dan?" Zhao Qiankun pointed to the room: "Go to sleep!" ”
"That's okay, that's okay!" After I said a few words to myself, I pulled Zhao Qiankun to sit down on the sofa, and then told Zhao Qiankun what I experienced in my dream. But I'll skip it about what is not suitable for children. It's not that I'm afraid that Zhao Qiankun will know, after all, when Zhao Qiankun and I were so old, we already knew that we liked Yu Dan.
It's just that I just don't know how to speak, so I can only choose to skip it. When I finished talking about what I experienced in my dream little by little, Zhao Qiankun just guessed a lot of strange things from my narrative. "What is that Li Ming, who said that he has been in the dark for more than ten years?" Zhao Qiankun's face was full of disbelief.
I nodded, "That's what he said." "Holy! Not to mention a conscious thing, even if you are a king, let you stay in one place for more than ten years, and it is dark day after day, then you have to become a king with intermittent psychomania. ”
I found that there are not many people who are with me who seem to be normal people! One by one, now they have become my kind of virtue" Okay, stop playing tricks, you've fucking seen Wang Ba with intermittent psychomania! You've let it bite! I scolded Zhao Qiankun and continued.
When I finished telling the whole thing, Zhao Qiankun also learned that I lean my body on the sofa, and after I was done, I sat down like this: "There must be something wrong with this Li Ming." I stood up and kicked Zhao Qiankun: "You still need to say this!" And you fucking sit me down! Sit up straight! Don't keep learning from me! ”
Zhao Qiankun hurriedly sat up straight: "Hehe, isn't this so comfortable!" "Comfortable, your grandma is comfortable, you can't learn the good ones with me, and the bad habits will be learned as soon as you learn them!" Zhao Qiankun looked at me with a confused expression: "Senior brother, are you still good?" How did I not know? ”
"Fuck off! Go to sleep! With that, I went straight into the room. Lying on the bed in the room, I still can't sleep, my mind is Yu Dan's shadow, this is not spring, what kind of love do you say I have nothing to do? So in the middle of the night, I was still staring at the bed with my eyes open.
The door to the room suddenly opened, and Yu Dan walked in gently. I was startled and quickly got up and turned on the lights in the room! And after turning on the light, I looked at Yu Dan's appearance, and the nosebleed came out again! Yu Dan was wearing a nightdress, with only three buttons on her chest, and her looming skin kept teasing my nerves.
I also wore a pair of black stockings on my legs, high heels on my feet, and my slender thighs loomed in front of me. Yu Dan said to me in a sweet voice: "Uncle, do you want the little girl to make a promise tonight!" "It was still a little nosebleed gushing out at this moment! It's all over the sheets!
"! Where the fuck did you get that out! It's so infuriating! I, Nima, am a man, not a eunuch! I covered my nose and shouted at Yu Dan. Yu Dan stepped on his high heels and walked gently to my bed, then sat down, put one leg on my boat, and faintly leaked his slender legs.
He also gently scraped the top of the stockings with his hand, and then licked his lips and said, "Why, I didn't say that you are not a man!" If you want it, you can come! "Me! I! I know I've got hard! I dare to say that even if the man is sick at this time, as long as he is not castrated, he can get hard.
I control and I control! "You'd better not mess with me! Otherwise, I will easily lose control and do you! "I fucking wanted to close my eyes and not look at them, but I couldn't move my eyes like they had roots on Yu Dan's thighs. Yu Dan looked at me with a smile: "If you can't stand it, come!" Well, you'll have to see if I'd like to. Saying that, Yu Dan took out a pair of big scissors from behind his back!
It's the kind of big scissors that a tailor cuts cloth when he makes clothes! The bright scissors became particularly dazzling under the illumination of the light: "Hehe, you can come!" I can give it to you too, but when you're done, you just have to gently ask me to cut it. What do you think? That's not too much! ”
Yu Dan glanced at my lower body lightly, licked his lips and said. When Yu Dan's eyes looked at me, I shuddered, and quickly clamped my legs tightly: "Don't, I'll bear it, bear it!" Yu Dan stroked his stockings with his hand again: "Hehe, there is a thief but not a thief!" ”
After saying that, he stood up and slowly walked to the front of the door. Turned his head and looked at me with charming eyes: "The door of my room is unlocked, I'll wait for you if you want to come." But! You know! "The scissors in my hand clicked." Eldest sister, eldest sister, can you go out? I can't stand it anymore! You let me go! ”
Yu Dan smiled and grabbed the toilet paper on the table and threw it over: "I wish you a good night!" "Close the door and leave my room." Nima! This is too frustrating! Sooner or later, I'll have to die at the hands of this Niko. Then silently grabbed the toilet paper on the bed.
After Yu Dan returned to his room, he took off the clothes that seduced me in front of him, and his face turned red: "Oh, how can I do such a boring thing!" But Li Hao's kind of appearance that obviously can't stand it, but he still has to endure it is really fun! ”
He laughed as he spoke. Only at this time did Yu Dan show her little woman's side, when Yu Dan, who has been strong since she was a child, has never seen her like this except me. Yu Dan lay on the bed lightly and said to himself: "Maybe this looks good, as long as he is safe, everything will be fine." ”
Then he slowly fell asleep. When I woke up the next morning, I woke up early and stared at two dark circles in the bathroom. Zhao Qiankun walked in with a yawn. When he saw me, he was shocked: "Senior brother, what did you do yesterday?" Why are your eyes black? ”
"Fuck off, I stayed up late yesterday and didn't sleep well!" After I scolded Zhao Qiankun, I washed my face. Zhao Qiankun looked at me, and then looked in the mirror: "That's not right! Don't we often stay up late together, and I haven't seen you like this! I kicked Zhao Qiankun while brushing my teeth: "If you don't speak, you can suffocate you!" Hurry up and sell me breakfast! ”
With that, he walked out of the bathroom. Yu Dan was sitting on the sofa reading a book, and when he saw my appearance, he laughed directly: "I'm laughing to death!" You can do it! Ha ha! ”