Ninety-fifth Playground
A few people went out to find a fast food restaurant, went out to get in the car after eating, and drove all the way to the ninth office.
"Fatty, do we have a big playground here?"
"Yes, what's wrong, Brother Liu? Playground has a case? ”
Liu Jun looked at Mo Li and said to the fat man: "No case, take a vacation today, take a day off, go play"
"I rub? Brother Liu, do you finally know that you are resting? I thought you had to be a workaholic, I know of a new big playground, it's a little bit far, forty or fifty kilometers."
"It's okay, there's plenty of time, let's go"
The fat man turned around at the intersection and drove towards the playground.
By the time we got to the playground, it was already ten o'clock in the morning. Look up, there are three big characters on it: "Le Moubao"
European-style wrought-iron carved doors, black lacquer shiny, thin iron bars bend out of two clowns making invitation gestures.
On either side of the gate are two lively clowns. They wore bright clothes of red and yellow, with exaggerated smiles painted in red lacquer, with tomato-like round and bright red noses and a pair of soft horns on the top of their heads. They dance to a bright rhythm and use pompous and comical dance steps to invite the excited crowd outside the door into this joyous fairy tale world.
The music is grand, and all the rides are activated, starting a non-stop carnival for people.
The ticket money is really not cheap, Liu Jun paid for it himself, and he felt distressed. The whole one hundred and five passes, you can simply play anything, you don't need to buy another one, which saves a lot of work.
When I walked into the playground, the staff gave me a few leaflets with a map of the playground and the afternoon float show time.
Liu Jun turned his head and saw Wang Tiezhu staring at the windmill and the big pendulum in the air in a daze.
"Demon brother, what do you want to do?"
"You say this thing, throw me out, can you fall me to death"
"You think it's a lottery? Throw out a lucky tourist at random? I'll tell you, there are a lot of people in the playground, and there are a lot of children, if you scare people, you must be honest."
"Well, don't worry, I'm not such a scoreless demon"
This amusement park belongs to the thrilling amusement park, and there are five kinds of roller coasters alone. The only bad thing is that there are so many people looking for excitement that you have to queue up.
The worst is the fat man, and there is a sign in the waiting area in front of each roller coaster. It reads: Patients with high blood pressure and heart disease should not play, and if you weigh more than 260 pounds, please play with others.
"Brother Liu, they discriminate against fat people and don't let me play, but I want to play"
"Don't make trouble, people won't let you go"
Yoo Joon's first roller coaster they went to was called Speed Motorcycle. They waited for more than ten minutes, and when they arrived, Liu Jun pulled Mo Li up first, but the water bear demon felt that this was boring, so he didn't get on. As for the fat man, he was stopped by the staff.
"What are you stopping me for?"
The staff replied, "Big brother, how heavy are you?" ”
"I'm 200 pounds."
"Come on, then you come and weigh it"
The staff took the fat man to the side, it was a weighing scale of 300 pounds, and the moment the fat man stood up, the pointer of the scale rotated rapidly, and it was about to explode.
The fat man looked at the scales and quibbled: "I think you are bad"
The staff couldn't cry or laugh, "Big brother, the scale is not bad, you don't count, you hurry down, it's really bad in a while"
Helpless, the fat man could only chat with Wang Tiezhu below, waiting for Mo Li and Liu Jun to come down.
Liu Jun asked himself, this thrilling level is far worse than catching ghosts and monsters, what is there to be afraid of.
Then the roller coaster started, and Yoo Jun's heart-rending shouts didn't stop all the way, he was afraid of heights.
The feeling of stimulation, the feeling of his heart popping out, made his brain blank, and he didn't even feel it when Mo Li grabbed his hand to comfort him.
Finally, the roller coaster stopped, and Yoo Jun slowed down for a while, not even knowing that the staff came to unbuckle the safety buckle for him. It was Mo Li who dragged him to know that he came down.
When I walked, my legs were a little weak, and my face was a little pale.
The fat man came over and sneered: "Brother Liu, you are usually strong enough to subdue demons and eliminate demons and are not afraid of death, why are you afraid of becoming like this by riding a roller coaster?"
"I'm afraid of a hammer, I'm just not feeling well"
"Hehe, I almost believed it"
"Yard, dead fat, if my brother dares to do a roller coaster again, what do you say"
"I'll clean up the house in the future"
"Fatty, this is what you said, don't say that my brother cheats you"
"My fat man speaks with a mouthful of spit and a nail"
Liu Jun smiled slightly, pulled Mo Li and went to the back of this speed motorcycle, the fat man wondered, isn't this roller coaster in front of him, follow Liu Jun and go there, see what tricks he can play Brother Liu.
I saw Liu Jun leading Mo Li to line up in a queue, the difference is that there are mostly young people queuing in other places, and most of the people in this queue are children.
The team slowly walked forward, and finally they were lined up with Yoo Joon.
A female staff member looked at Liu Jun with a puzzled expression: "What about your child?" This children's roller coaster is basically played by children."
Liu Jun was not embarrassed: "Without children, I just want to play a small roller coaster and experience it, can't I?"
What can the staff say, the customer is God. can only arrange Mo Li and Liu Jun to get on this small roller coaster, not only the roller coaster is small, but the track is also small, and there is no tumbling, or something.
Because this is a children's roller coaster after all, adults have to sit on two seats per person. And Liu Jun was much heavier than Mo Li, so he was arranged by the staff at the front of the car. Behind him was a bunch of children who looked at him with surprised eyes.
The children's roller coaster started slowly, probably because of the adults, the motor was a little difficult, and the climbing was slow. Liu Jun didn't have the feeling of just riding a speed motorcycle, and waved excitedly at the stunned fat man in the distance.
The fat man quickly covered his face and avoided it, indicating that he didn't know this person.
In his heart, he was even more convinced: "In terms of shamelessness, he Brother Liu said that he was the first, and no one recognized the second, in order not to clean the house, it was really a fight"
This Liu Jun was riding a children's roller coaster, playing more happily than other children, and Mo Li watched Liu Jun play treasure in the back, and also smiled happily. The children's roller coaster is not as long as those large roller coasters, and it stopped after a while, and Liu Jun, who got off the roller coaster, looked at the children's roller coaster with a look of unfinished business.
Frightened, the staff next to him hurriedly stepped forward to dissuade him: "Sir, you go play with others, the motor of this roller coaster can't withstand too many high-energy operations"
Liu Jun is also reasonable, he came to play this just to disgust the fat man, and when he heard the words of the staff, he turned around and pulled Mo Li to the fat man.
"Fatty, what's the matter, willing to gamble and lose"
"Brother Liu, you are a werewolf, shameless enough, I admit it"
A few people turned around to play something else, this fat man may have to take care of the hygiene of the house, his little eyes rolled, pointed to the big windmill whirring above, and said to Mo Li: "Sister Mo, look at the one above, it doesn't look like a dandelion, do you want to go up and play?"
Who is Liu Jun, as soon as this fat man said this, he knew that he didn't hold his urine well.
Sure enough, Mo Li looked at the windmill and turned his head to look at Liu Jun with a look of hope.
Sighing slightly, Liu Jun pulled Mo Li and went to line up, waiting to take the big windmill, and the fat man also followed, but no one stopped him this time, but the staff asked him to make a seat by himself, and everyone else was two by two.
This big windmill doesn't start spinning when you sit on it, but slowly rises first. Liu Jun kept his eyes closed, but he felt his body slowly rising, and he could feel Mo Li grasping his hand as he ascended. Let him barely get better.
The slow ascent stopped, Liu Jun blocked his eyes with his hand, leaked a slit slightly, looked down, looked at it twice, and frowned, this playground, there is a problem with feng shui, and something will happen in the future.
Just as he was thinking about it, the big windmill began to spin, and this time he didn't think about anything, his mind went blank, and the ghost cried and howled. The screams of a woman in the back were not as loud as his.