"I admire your imagination!" I don't laugh angrily.

Faced with reasoning that seems reasonable, but full of loopholes, I can't wait to stick in their eyes.

Take 10,000 steps back, I was completely conjectural about Zheng Ping'an defrauding the insurance to hire a black-clothed Azan to kill people, and with the evidence they have so far, they can determine that I killed someone?

"Do you know the victim?" The glasses police threw a photo.

In the photo is a woman in her forties, with an average appearance, pale face, as if she is sick, with her hands folded, kneeling in front of the Buddha statue, wearing a dark gray ordination robe, she is Liu Xin, a woman who jumps in the mountain behind the Dragon Temple.

It's just that in the mountain behind the Dragon Temple, she turned her back to me, and I mistook it for Sister Qin. It is possible for Azan to cast a spell and ask the recipient to dress and undress, and I thought that Sister Qin was controlled to put on the ordination robe.

"The scar on her calf extracted my DNA molecule because I was trying to save her, and my fingernails were scratched."

"Who can prove it?"

"Azan in black, but he escaped."

"What does he look like?"

"He's wearing a dance mask, I don't know what he looks like."

The glasses policeman tapped his finger on the table: "Okay, another question, when did you steal Liu Xin's property?" ”

I couldn't answer such a vague question, so I could only tell him that it was impossible, and that I had my travel bag on me all the time, and when I went to Houshan, I gave it to my colleague Li Damin.

"I'll answer for you. At 10:10, you saw your tour guide Xiaofang, at 10:25, you gave the bag to your colleague Li Damin, and disappeared for more than ten minutes in the middle, where were you? What are you doing? ”

"I met a man who sold Buddha cards and bought a nine-layer Chongdi Buddha card for a thousand yuan."

"Where's the amulet?"

I touched my body, and I couldn't help but secretly complain, the Buddha card and business card were thrown in the trash can by me, so I had to say: "I think the Buddha card is engraved with a little ghost is unlucky, and I threw it away." ”

As soon as I said this, I didn't believe it myself.

Why buy it if you are unlucky?

Didn't you see the imp before you bought it?

Bought and thrown away, nervous?

"Your colleague said that you are very poor, you don't shop when you travel, you don't play cards for money, you will spend a thousand yuan to buy a Buddha card, and then throw it away?"

"I don't know what's in the bag, someone must be framing me! I've never seen Liu Xin before, she has her back to me in the back mountain, I don't know what she looks like, how can I be interested? I'm not a pervert! ”

"Who can prove that you're not a pervert? A few gigabytes of action movies on your phone, as well as messages to your female boss in the middle of the night, prove that you are a shameless guy! The glasses police and the transcript police laughed at the same time.

It seems that they have already investigated the investigation.

I finally knew why they insisted that I was a murderer: I was a poor bastard who didn't dare to shop for travel, didn't dare to play cards for money, and I was also a lust/embryo who dared to tease/play a female boss late at night. After disappearing for more than ten minutes during the trip to the Dragon Temple, Liu Xin's belongings appeared in the travel bag, and then, I appeared at the scene of Liu Xin's death alone, and the deceased still had my DNA information on his body.

The motive, time, and evidence for committing the crime are all available.

In their opinion, when I called the police, I explained a nonsensical and absurd fact, and the Buddha card, the thin monkey, and the black-clothed Azan that can prove the situation do not exist.

But I always felt that something was wrong. Where do the contents of the travel bag come from? Li Damin put it in? He doesn't know Liu Xin, and besides, what reason is there to frame me?

"Our time is precious, you tell the truth!"

"Confess to your uncle, Lao Tzu didn't lie!"

The glasses police smashed the pen and paper on my face with a "bang", and his face was very bad: "You are challenging the bottom line of the law of the White Elephant Country!" ”

After saying that, he picked up the electric baton, didn't even turn on the electricity, and slammed it on my shoulder, and I screamed miserably, grinning hoarsely in pain.

The man was stuck in the iron table, unable to move, and could only stare at him viciously. Seeing that my neck was stiff, the glasses became even more annoyed, and the electric baton rained down on me.

I was in pain and aggrieved, with a lot of blood oozing from my body, and I secretly scolded the turtle cub in my heart for making you ruthless, and I want you to look good later.

Sure enough, the police officer suddenly covered his stomach, beads of sweat flowed down his forehead, and his mouth kept whining.

The glasses police were tired, just wanted to take a breath and rest, seeing this situation, left me, walked to the police record, and asked in white elephant Chinese.

The unique aura that came from my body knew that it had become a place. Lips open slightly, and the incantation is lowered.

The police officer rolled on the ground in pain, his nose, the corners of his mouth, and his ears were oozing blood, and he opened his mouth to scream, and before he thought about it, a lot of black, sticky, and disgusting insects erupted from his mouth, and some even came out of his nostrils.

The glasses policeman was startled, turned around and wanted to call for help, but before he reached the door, he suddenly clutched his stomach and howled miserably, the symptoms were no different from his colleagues.

Perhaps the White Elephant National Police/Cha Duyi loves to extort confessions by torture, and in order to avoid the impact, the interrogation room has a very good soundproofing effect, and no one outside has come to take a look.

But I was very uncomfortable to endure the stench of the pickled things they vomited. Rao is like this, I feel extremely happy in my heart, and the pain of being abused just now turned into a mantra that layers of words came out of my mouth, and spit out without leaking.

The police officer was rolling, and when he saw me, his face changed sharply, and he howled and grabbed the police with his glasses with difficulty, pointed at me with his fingers, and said something to him.

A sneer tugged at the corner of my mouth.

The glasses police also noticed the abnormality, wiped the blood oozing from the corner of his mouth, crawled towards me, and shouted, "Mr. Kim...... Spare ......"

I ignored him, kept talking, and continued to perform the spell. The two of them wailed even more, their faces were covered with blood, and their faces were indescribably terrible, and their eyes showed a deep fear of me, and finally they even knelt and kowtowed to me in unison.

This strange medical technique is called the art of rubbing.

The ancestors of the ancient kingdom believed that everything in heaven and earth has a spirit, and that good and evil will exist in the world forever. The method of tama communicates the aura of heaven and earth through the spirit of the object (intimate clothing, hair, etc.) with the information of the person, plus special spells, spirit runes, etc., to attract the righteous qi and dispel the evil wind, so as to achieve the purpose of curing diseases and warding off disasters for people.

The principle is no longer examinable, if explained by modern science, it is similar to the energy field convergence war, and the high-end point is similar to the quantum entanglement theory.

What was used for the White Elephant National Police/Inspector just now is the relatively simple and easy-to-use "trick" method of the five methods of "forbidden, step, trick, yu, and fu" in the art of rubbing. I punished them slightly, not to harm them, but to force out the hidden parasites in their bodies, as well as the bruises that remained in their bodies from injuries caused during years of police/detective training and arrest.

In other words, I did a free cleanup of their body waste, but the process was more painful.

Of course, I can't tell them the truth, because when all the parasites and blood stasis in their bodies are gone, they will not only not feel bad, but they will feel very relaxed, and I will be the one who suffers.

Seeing that my goal had been achieved, I stopped.

"Believe it or not, I let you die in front of me?!" Strike while the iron is hot, I have to say something harsh.

"Letter...... Letter...... Mr. Jin, it turns out that you are Master Long Po, we are really ...... Donkey eyes don't know Mount Tai! The glasses Tai police slowed down, and the fierce arrogance just now was replaced by a flattering face.

Donkey's eye?

Self-perception is very objective!

I resisted the urge to correct his inappropriate words, and sneered: "I am not the Dragon Lady of the White Elephant Country. Compared to our sorcery, your White Elephant witchcraft is just a child's thing. I am the only one in the world who can solve the spells you have in the world. ”

The witchcraft of the White Elephant Country is not officially recognized, and it is not used as evidence in the case. But as a policeman/detective, he knows that the spell can be solved and solved, and this four-eyed boy is very bad, and he wants to talk to me, and it is estimated that he wants to ask others to solve the trick afterwards.

I just blocked him in the back road.

Hearing that I was the only one in the world who could solve it, the faces of the two white elephant national policemen/inspectors turned pale in an instant. I pouted into my own hand. They hurriedly pulled out the keys, uncuffed me, and opened the iron gate in front of the table.

With a sense of relief, I asked, "Is there any smoke?" ”

The glasses policeman took out a cigarette from the police officer and lit it for me.

I took two deep breaths to lighten my mind.

They stood before me, not daring to say a word. When it comes to their lives, even if they are used to seeing the world, they are at a loss at the moment.

"Do you think that with my skills, I need to be a thief, or do the stupid thing of rape/attempted murder?" I asked them rhetorically.

The two White Elephant National Policemen/Inspectors both showed on their faces, and it is estimated that he also felt strange, a person with special abilities came all the way to travel to the White Elephant Country, how could he do murder and extort goods, and it was just for a mere 100,000 baht.

But at present, all the evidence points to me, he adopted the presumption of guilt, and tortured/extorted a confession from me according to his usual habit of handling cases, and he never wanted to get into big trouble.

"You must have told me something you haven't told me yet, so let's talk about it quickly." I snuff out the cigarette butt.

"Zhou Yunqin and Zheng Ping'an are not husband and wife." Said the glasses policeman.

Zhou Yunqin is Sister Qin's full name.

I was stunned: "Impossible! ”

"Zheng Ping'an's wife is the deceased Liu Xin."