Chapter 37: Blind Date
It's really not that I, a Taoist priest, is ruthless, this Amin, if I become a ghost, from Xiaoli's point of view, I will have to kill him. Yoo Jun thought to himself.
"By the way, what about that Dong Daming?" Yoo Jun turned his head and asked the man in the suit.
"Someone has been arranged to arrest him. Master, could it be that this ghost is going to kill Dong Daming next? The man in the suit said hurriedly, in case he met the female ghost when he went to arrest someone, even if the female ghost Xiaoli was not high, it was not something that his subordinates could deal with.
"No, this female ghost can't get out of the Xiangshang Building. And this female ghost should still be sensible, killing a person, she has become a ghost, but she has not killed anyone else. I mean, that Dong Daming, check more. Pull out everything for him, and sentence him to a few years too cheap. "This Dong Daming, there must be more than just Xiaoli, I have to let him go in and stay dumb.
"Okay, master, don't worry, according to our investigation, this Dong Daming has a lot of things, and he can't come out in more than ten years." The man in the suit can operate this wave, and Liu Jun said he likes it.
Walked into the Xiangshang Building, entered the elevator, and pressed an eighteen. The elevator went up one floor at a time, and when I reached the seventh floor, the elevator door suddenly opened, and a pair of shoes walked in.
You read that right, just come in with a pair of shoes. Liu Jun took out the cow's tears and wiped them all away, only then did he see a ghost standing on his shoes, not wearing shoes. When the ghost saw Liu Jun, they all looked at him and made a terrifying grimace.
Liu Jun didn't say a word to the fat man, he took out the big bricks that turned over the sky, and took out a wooden axe and scratched at the ghost pen. The fat man took out the bowl and was ready to give it to the ghost at any time.
"Master, don't do it yet, I said I was passing by, do you believe it." The ghost begged for mercy.
"Passing by?"
"I really passed by, I looked at the ghost here outside, I thought about coming in to play with other ghosts, who knew that the ghost was not found, I met you first."
"Since we see you, we will not let you go. But don't be afraid, it's not to beat you to the ground, it's just to overtake you to the underworld. After Liu Jun finished speaking, he took out the good and evil order given by the underworld and waved it at the ghost. There was a brahma sound, and the ghost vanished. A mechanical voice sounded in his head: cross an ordinary ghost, and get three points. Hey, this Jizo King Bodhisattva is amazing, and this token also has a prompt sound to count. This point should be able to be exchanged for rewards with the underworld.
As soon as the elevator reached the eighteenth floor, before they could walk out, they saw a ghost flying towards them with teeth and claws. Yoo Jun dodged, a brick pasted up, and with a terrible scream, the ghost flew back faster than it had flown over.
Liu Jun took the brick and rushed forward with the fat man, this ghost was smashed by him with a brick, and he was a little dizzy, seeing them coming, he didn't care about fainting, and he ran away. Liu Jun looked at this speed, this leg and foot, the fat man's body, this is their weakness, and stopped directly.
"The heaven and the earth are too clear, the sun and the moon are too bright, the yin and yang are too harmonious, and the urgency is like a law, binding the soul" A golden light quickly caught up with the ghost, turning into a rune gold chain, binding the ghost in place.
Walking in and looking, the man in the suit told Liu Jun that this was Ah Ming. Liu Jun looked at the ghost, although he really wanted to take a brick for Ya's soul to fly, but there are laws in the yang world, and there are laws in the underworld. Although this Ah Ming is hateful, he has not had time to harm others after becoming a ghost, so he can only take out the good and evil order and send him to the underworld.
But when such a person dies, he will also have to be punished when he reaches the underworld.
Continue to the elevator and press down the top floor, if nothing else, Xiaoli is on the top floor. The elevator goes to the top floor and the elevator doors open. Yoo Joon: They walked out. At the edge of the roof, a female ghost in red sits. Liu Jun walked over slowly, sat down next to the female ghost, and looked down, I drip, Mom, it's too high, and my ass moved back again.
"You're here to collect my Taoist priest?" The female ghost looked at Liu Jun curiously and said.
"It's not counted, it should be overdue, and I'll send you to the underworld," Liu Jun replied.
"Aren't you afraid of me?"
"Don't be afraid" At the moment when Liu Jun finished saying that he was not afraid, the female ghost in front of him instantly changed her appearance. Her face was dry, her eyes were devoid of eyeballs, and blood was slowly pouring out of her eyes, eroding its pale face and sinking deep.
"Are you afraid now?"
"I'm still not afraid," Liu Jun said with a smile, but his smile was a little stiff. The terrifying grimace in front of him instantly changed back to Xiaoli's appearance.
"It's boring, take me."
"Okay" said and took out the token and waved it at Xiaoli. A prompt sound: Super ghost, plus ten points. The points given by this awesome ghost are quite high.
"Fatty, come and pull me," Yoo Jun beckoned to the fat man behind him. The fat man hurriedly ran over and helped him down.
"Brother Liu, what's wrong with you? Did you have a female ghost just now? The fat man asked.
"it, she's not going to hurt anyone. I just scared her legs. Yoo Jun replied.
"By the way, Brother Liu, are you free tomorrow?"
"What do you care if I have time to do tomorrow?" Liu Jun was surprised. The fat guy is usually the same as him, he basically has no friends, and no one thinks about what can happen.
"What, I'll go on a blind date tomorrow, you go with me." The fat man is a little shy.
"Blind date? Okay, I'll go, invite me to a big meal" Yoo Jun still remembered that this guy ate his seven bowls of ramen last time.
"Don't worry, you'll definitely have a big meal, I promise." The fat man patted his chest.
Walking downstairs, the man in the suit took out 30,000 yuan from his car and handed it to Liu Jun. This money is earned, comfortable. Taoist priest is indeed a lucrative profession.
"Master, I'll go first. If you have anything, you can also call me. As he spoke, he handed over a business card. Liu Jun looked at the business card, and there was a name and a phone number.
It turns out that the man in the suit is called Chu Feng, and his name is good, but sometimes he is very shafted.
Drive home with the fat man and sleep. The next day, before Liu Jun woke up, the fat man came to call him, and this girl gave him excitement. Normally, he couldn't get up from earthquakes, but this time he was able to wake him up.
The fat man made an appointment with the woman in a high-end cafeteria, which belongs to the kind of Liu Jun can't afford to go to. When I arrived at the restaurant, I felt that there was no difference except for the good decoration, so it was high-end. Until Liu Jun sat down and asked the fat man price. One thousand and eighty-eight, this price is quite high-end.
It's boring to wait here, so Liu Jun took out the charm and looked at it. After waiting for about half an hour, the waiter brought over the two girls. One with long hair and one with short hair.
"Which of you two is on a blind date?" asked the short-haired woman. Liu Jun pointed at the fat man, and the short-haired woman looked at the fat man, frowned, and turned around to leave. was still pulled by the long-haired woman before sitting down, looking quite reluctant.
"I have a general understanding of the conditions in your house, but to be honest, you are too fat. We're not suitable. "Although this short-haired woman is telling the truth, the fat man is a little fatter, but is it necessary to be so direct. Sure enough, the fat man's originally smiling face slowly disappeared.
"Also, your family has a little money, but you don't have a high education, you don't have a job, and you can't earn a few dollars a month. We're together, and the gap is too big. I don't know how my mom arranged for me to go on a blind date with someone like you," the short-haired woman continued.
The fat man slowly lowered his head, as if he also felt that he was too bad. Hey, I'm grumpy.
"This lady, are you eating stinky tofu? Who are you? Do you recognize you like a toad here? Is it over, after the call, hurry up and die, delaying the master's dinner. ”
Liu Jun belongs to the kind of person who doesn't beat women and doesn't like to quarrel with women. This short-haired woman is too ugly to hear. If you go on a blind date, you will go on a blind date, and if you are not satisfied, you will not be able to go directly, and you will lose people. This quality is far worse than mine.
After scolding the short-haired girl, Liu Jun got up and went to get something to eat. After waiting for half a day, I was already hungry.
"Who are you talking about, you cripple," scolded the short-haired woman. Although Liu Jun said that he had eaten the thousand-year-old Tai Sui, Brother Dog also said that it would take a few days for his legs to return to normal. Liu Jun didn't react yet, and the fat man was anxious.
"You can scold again!" The fat man's eyes were wide open, like an angry King Kong. Liu Jun has been with the fat man for so long, and this is the first time I have seen him angry.
This short-haired woman may have been frightened by the appearance of a fat man. Without saying a word, he turned around and ran out. At first glance, my parents are used to it.
"Fatty, what the hell. Come and grab some food with me. It's hard to eat something delicious. ”
The fat man calmed down and came over to get a meal with Liu Jun. When they came back with their big and small plates, they found that the long-haired girl hadn't left.
What's the situation with this special meow, your girlfriend ran away, you don't chase it, and you plan to stay for a meal?
"Girl, what's your condition," Ryu Jun asked, looking at Rapunzel after putting things down.
"It's nothing, just stay and ask you something. Let me introduce myself first, my name is Li Xin, and I am a radio anchor who specializes in telling supernatural stories. After Li Xin finished speaking, he glanced at Liu Jun and threw the talisman on the table.
"You are a supernatural radio anchor, what can you consult us, we are just ordinary people, and we don't have any work." Yoo Jun replied.
"Don't lie to me, you must be a Taoist disciple. I have only seen it once in the house of a Taoist master. Also, don't reject me so much, I'm not the same person as my best friend" This Li Xin is also self-cooked, and without waiting for Liu Jun to say anything, he started eating. That's right, the girl eats the ones he brought over with the fat man.