Now let's turn to the flying turtle again and see what kind of anecdote will happen to him.

It is said that Feifei was entangled by the "Four Turtle Girls" at the "Friendship Games" jointly organized by the turtle and Wang Ba, when he was unable to get out and was miserable, suddenly, a turtle "Tiger Girl" inserted into them and called: "This turtle handsome guy, since you are not happy to carry the four of them, then you might as well carry one of me." I guess it's easier for you to carry one of them than the four of them! ”

When the "Four Turtle Girls" heard this, they immediately became angry, and invariably roared at this "love rival" who came in halfway: "Where did you come out of the wild woman, when will it be your turn as an outsider to interfere in our housework?" How unreasonable! ”

Feifei comforted the "Tiger Girl" and said: "Don't listen to their nonsense, I have nothing to do with them, as long as you discuss it with them, I am willing to carry you back." I'm going to take a break now, and you can have a good discussion with the four of them. As soon as he finished speaking, he slipped aside.

When the "White Headed Girl" and the "Spotted Red Girl" heard this, they couldn't help but shout at Feifei together in a hurry: "You have no conscience, don't go!" You think you'll be all right if you leave us alone. Don't! ”

The "White Girl" and the "Hacker Girl" said to the "Tiger Girl" in unison: "Don't dream, let's get out of here." Even if he agrees to carry you, none of the four of us will agree, and you will be in vain! ”

Who knows, not long after Feifei slipped beside him, he encountered a male turtle much younger than him hiding by a rock and sighing, so Feifei hurriedly ran over and asked, "This brother, why are you sighing here?" ”

"Hey! Big brother, you don't know! The male turtle said sadly, "My mother-in-law has been eating since she was a child, and when I just married her hastily, her size was not much different from mine, and I didn't suffer much in the "sports meeting" back daughter-in-law competition. I don't know that she is too good at eating, and within a few years, her body is bulging like a balloon, getting bigger and heavier, and I am getting more and more at a loss every time I participate in competitions, and I can't carry her anymore. After participating in the competition last year, I was lying at home for two months and couldn't go out, and this year her size and weight have increased a lot compared to last year, and she is already several times older than me. ”

When Feifei heard this, he was very surprised, and a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he said to the male tortoise: "Otherwise, you go and tell the judges of the competition that they want to disqualify you from participating in this competition." ”

The male turtle immediately shook his head and said, "That's not good, my mother-in-law will scold me to death." ”

Feifei thought for a while, and then said: "Otherwise, you go back and tell your mother-in-law that I will carry her for you, and you will find a skinny girl to participate in the competition and exchange competition partners, what do you think?" ”

The male turtle asked in surprise and suspicion: "Is this idea of yours good, but I don't know if my mother-in-law will agree?" ”

Feifei said seductively: "Won't you do her ideological work? You told her that if you carried her again in this competition, she would die, and she would never have a husband again. You need to make her aware of the serious consequences of doing this, and you can also tell her that it will be a new challenge and a refreshing new thrill for her to make her life feel colorful. ”

The male turtle finally moved: "If my mother-in-law agrees to your request, but where will I go to find a new partner when the time comes?" ”

Feifei said in a big way: "This is easy to do, I know a lot of girls, I can easily help you with this." ”

The male turtle jumped up for joy: "That's great, I'll go and tell my mother-in-law." I will definitely thank you when this happens. As soon as the words fell, he ran home and came to his mother-in-law to discuss the competition.

Before entering the house, the male turtle cried out, "Good news, good news, I am finally free." ”

His own mother-in-law, the big fat woman turtle stared at him inexplicably with a pair of small mung bean eyes, and asked puzzledly: "What bullshit good news?" Look at you happy, and say that you are not liberated, can you say that I can't oppress you all day long? Hurry up and explain honestly, if there is a little bit of concealment, look at the old lady, I won't pick up your kid's skin! ”

"Wife, ah no, it's Lafayette, the little one dares to rebel against you, but for my husband, I walked shit luck today, and I met a big stupid hat, and he was willing to replace me to carry you to participate in the competition. You say it's not a 'pie in the sky' good thing, good news? The male turtle hurriedly said his words.

"Ah, you are a little deflated three, do you dare to betray my mother and sell me, and you can count the money? Look at me if I can't clean you up properly! The big fat woman turtle said viciously.

"Wronged, Lafayette, the conscience of heaven and earth, I will never dare to betray you, the little one will always be your faithful minion! If there is half a lie, there will be five thunderstorms in the sky. "I never thought that the male turtle actually swore to the sky for this matter, and swore that he said.

"I forgive you for not having the guts of this, but let's be honest, what the hell is going on?" The big fat woman couldn't wait to ask.

"Here's the thing, today I accidentally met a handsome guy, that guy is tall and mighty, suave, talented, and extraordinary, I am deeply impressed, if I were a lady, then I would definitely fall in love with him incorrigibly." The male tortoise bragged and flew up.

"Is he really as good as you say? I don't believe it, what happened? Let's talk about it. The big fat woman said duplicitously.

"When I say it, I don't even believe it myself. Not only does this guy look good, but he also has a better heart. As soon as he heard that I was old and frail, and that I had to carry Lafayette to participate in the 'Wife Betrayal' contest every year, he immediately sympathized with me, and immediately became very kind, and decided to participate in the competition instead of me, but I politely refused. I said, how can my own wife lend it to a wild man outside? I am a gentleman with principles and a position, and I must not do such a despicable and lowly thing and lend my beloved wife to a wild man to carry it, even though this wild man is a handsome man, and even a chivalrous man with both talents and appearances. Madame, no, Galeries Lafayette, do you say that what I did was right, or was it not right? The cunning male tortoise actually resorted to the strategy of "retreating as advancing", pretending to please the big fat woman in order to test her attitude.

"Huh? This, this, this...... Of course, I know that you are doing the right thing, but, in fact, that handsome guy is also a good heart, and we don't have to live up to his kindness, after all, there are still very few people who are as helpful as him these days, but I am afraid that you will be 'hard to find with a lantern'! The big fat woman was a little tempted by the "handsome guy" that the male turtle said, so she began to justify herself.

"Then Lafayette, do you mean that you can let this kid carry you to the competition instead of me, and it won't be considered that I will sell you for my husband and count the money for you?" The male tortoise said tentatively further.