Meng San said: "Rui Ta wrote it to you, she is very interested in your medical skills, and asked you to mail her the "Yellow Emperor's Neijing" and "The Study of the Pulse of the Lake" after returning to China. ”

I took the note and asked him, "How is her mom doing?" ”

"I was able to get out of bed and walk yesterday."

"After returning home, remember to shave off those two disgusting beards! Also, when you see me in the future, remember to call Brother Sheng, and keep your mouth clean. "I'm not at all polite.

Meng San's expression was distorted, and he subconsciously touched his beard a few times, not commenting on it, but looking left and right: "I can't see it, your dance god really works, where did you learn it?" ”

Jumping gods?

My mind was stuck in memories.

remembered the process of learning medical skills from Jin Santong.

I live in Wangshan Village, Waiwangshan Village, WX County, and when my mother gave birth to me, it was said that my family was poor and ran away with others. When I was three years old, my father had a brain problem, went insane, and disappeared. My memories of my parents are limited to photos of my home.

The only relative in the family is my uncle Jin Santong. Of course, he has not been in Waiwang Mountain, and I heard from the people in the village that Jin Santong has been studying medicine outside since he was a child. After my father disappeared, he ran back to raise me, and I am still an old bachelor.

There are only more than a dozen households and 50 people in Waiwangshan Village, and there is a big river outside the village, and the old man is the only ferryman in the river, who has opened a daily necessities store and helped the villagers to treat diseases.

When I was a child, I thought my uncle's medical skills were very strange. Generally, minor illnesses and illnesses are basically without medicine, touch the patient's head, pull two hairs, and recite some strange mantras in his mouth, and he will be cured quickly.

What's even more amazing is that in addition to curing diseases, the magic can actually control people (later I learned that the control technique is actually the "step" trick in the five tricks of "forbidden, step, trick, yu, fu").

I remember that there was a lazy man named Erlezi in the village, who was idle all day long. One day, drunk and wanted to eat beef. This thing is also bold, and he gave Aunt Liu an old cow to Shun, and planned to skin and eat meat.

When the old cow was pulled away by him, he may also think, you have no strength in your garbage hands, and you want to eat me, are you too confident? Walking to the edge of the river, the old cow kicked the two lepers into the water violently, and the girl ran home.

The second leper choked half to death in the river pond, and although he woke up with wine, he was cold and lay at home for half a month. During the period of recuperation, I didn't dare to find my uncle for treatment, I can't say anything about this, the dignified leper was bullied by an old cow, how will I mix in the village in the future?

After the second leper recovered, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, so he got some castor beans and mixed paraquat, and slipped to the cowshed in the middle of the night to feed the old cow, who burped the next day.

It was terrible that a cow died in the countryside, and Aunt Liu cried sadly. This thing didn't run away, and the whole village picked up the drunken second leper who was dreaming in the bed, and asked if he did this lack of virtue.

Seeing that the situation was not right, the second leper refused to admit it, and swore that if he did it, he would be a beast called a sow. The uncle had a good relationship with Aunt Liu, so he took down the hair of the second leper at that time, and scolded, "Sow, you may not have this physique, wait to be called by the boar."

After all, there was no conclusive evidence, and everyone scolded him and dispersed.

The next day, when Aunt Liu was feeding the pigs, she found the second leper lying in the pigsty, with his mouth still screaming, and a boar ...... lying behind him.

Aunt Liu is also kind, seeing this situation, she ran to my house and said loudly Jin Santong, Jin Santong, let go of the two lepers, he was killed by pigs, and the matter of cattle is settled.

The old uncle laughed and asked Aunt Liu to pour a bucket of urine on the second leper, and the matter was over.

Sure enough, after the urine was drenched, the second leper suddenly trembled all over his body, his body stiffened and collapsed, and then he immediately reacted, struggling to push away the roaring boar in estrus, covering his fart/thigh, and running home while crying.

After this incident, as long as the two lepers saw us in the village, they would be like mice and cats, and they would sneak through the wall and hide.

I was only 12 years old at the time, and afterwards I asked Jin Santong, why are you so awesome. The old man knocked the dry pipe in his hand and told me that this is called the Rubbing Technique, which is mainly used to cure diseases, and it is impossible to do harmful things, and the second leper is really annoying, and he will not have a long memory if he is not punished.

I said uncle, you teach me, I can cure my headache and brain fever, how good.

Jin Santong paused, thinking for a while, it's okay to preach you, but you need three chapters of the law, one is not to let others know that you understand this thing, you can only treat yourself. The second is that it cannot be used to make money, otherwise it will be retributed. The third is not to harm anyone, and it is easy to provoke the disaster of killing (that is, the three chapters of the covenant law of "not exposing it, not making money, and not harming others").

I scoffed and said, "You deceived a three-year-old child, and you treated the people in the village and collected money, and I didn't see any retribution for you."

Jin Santong raised his hand and slapped me with a big ear scraper, what such nonsense, don't learn to go to the rake, go now! I covered my face and quickly nodded in agreement. After that, it is to follow the uncle's boring pan-taste to identify herbs, chant mantras, play tricks and even some strange footwork to start the learning process, without detail.

To tell the truth, I have not much interest in the art of rubbing the law after learning five, five, six or six, after all, the three chapters of the old uncle's covenant are like three mountains pressing, and my body has always been good, so I have no chance to perform it at all. The ancient book that my uncle threw me was not as much fun as "Golden Vase Plum" brought me, and there were a few times when I went to the toilet without paper, and I almost used it to wipe my fart/share.

Of course, I don't have to tell Meng San about these things. It's just that at this moment in a foreign country, I miss Jin Santong very much, I don't know how he is now, I secretly decided in my heart, the matter is over, go back to see him.

Meng San saw me in a daze, and poked me: "Why are you stunned?" Without further ado, we will return home in the morning. After speaking, he shook the two tickets in his hand.

I suddenly thought of a question: "Li Damin, will they go to the immigration bureau to check our visa status?" ”

Meng San said: "Don't worry. The group of mountain artillerymen has now decided that you have completely seen the king of Hades, and you are staring at the prison Brother Hu blindly, and you don't have that time to spare. What's more, the visa and air ticket were handled by an old iron dealer who resold the Buddha card with me from the Immigration Bureau, and it was properly handed over early. He has a tail in my hand, so that the east will never dare to go west. ”

"It's still a ghost hand, and Meng has three fingers." I gave him a thumbs up.

"Say it again, do you believe it?!" Meng San was furious.

Before Meng San could react, I had already taken my things out. Meng San's affairs in the country have become his scales, and he really can't touch it.

Qingshi International Airport is crowded and bustling. Many domestic travel agencies holding flags are greeting group members.

To avoid trouble, I lowered my sun hat and wore sunglasses that covered half of my face. Meng San laughed at me for being cowardly, and even took out my gift bag to sell Buddhist cards. When I looked at it, half of his travel bag was filled with Buddhist cards.

Meng San was deceived and intimidated into doing business, and after a while, he was really sold five or six Buddha cards. Until the terminal sounded a security check, he was still entangled with a domestic aunt.

Auntie foamed at the mouth and scolded him for being a liar, he doesn't look like a good person, what kind of bullshit Buddha card, the old lady broke when she fell to the ground, made of plastic, and dared to ask for 2,000 yuan?

Meng San said that if you break the Buddha card, the Buddha is very angry, either give money to make the Buddha happy, or you will be unlucky.

Aunt said that the old lady never believes in Buddhism, only believes in Mao Hong tickets, Mao Hong tickets will bless me to earn more Mao Hong tickets, I don't have the money to travel abroad in style? Do you believe in Buddhism, why are you still poor and sell Buddhist cards?!

Based on what I know about Meng San, my aunt may have to lose blood luck.

Who knew that Meng San said okay, I wish you a chic and happy life in the White Elephant Country. After that, I entered the terminal at my urging.

Sure enough, as soon as we entered the gate of the terminal, we suddenly heard my aunt howling outside, where is my passport! The ID card is also gone, tour guide, what should I do with the landing visa, oh my God......

Meng San smiled sinisterly, tore up the aunt's certificate in his hand, and threw it into the trash.

……

Domestic HZ city, at the door of a private detective agency.

I stood outside, full of doubts.

Hu Mingzhong told me that the contents of the USB flash drive have been specially encrypted. What I got was only a physical storage medium, and in order to obtain the contents completely, I had to find the detective company that Liu Xin commissioned to investigate Zheng Ping'an before his death - the boss of the detective company in front of me, who had the password to unlock the contents of the USB flash drive.

In my imagination, the detective company that can investigate the evidence of Zheng Ping'an's killing of Liu Shouren should be located in a high-end office building, which is full of top talents who are low-key, intelligent, and have unique skills.

But the detective agency in front of me - low bungalows, no signs, peeling walls, rusty doorknobs. No matter how you look at it, it looks like a marriage agency in a shantytown, and even ...... Not quite.

I pushed the door open, and a fat Michelin-like man with thick glasses under a wine bottle stood up behind the computer: "Is there something wrong with you?" ”

"May I ask if your boss is here?"

"No. What can you tell me? ”

"No, I'm only looking for your boss."

"He may have to come back very late."

"I can wait."

At this moment, the sound of pushing the door behind sounded, and a voice came from behind: "Who must be looking for me?" ”

When I looked back at the people, I almost jumped up!