"Keep your mouth clean, say that the Buddha should be religious, don't still."

Monk Xiao couldn't hold back by Cao Hou's cheap mouth, and said hard, and continued: "It's not a god statue or a Buddha statue, judging from the description of the classics I have turned over before, this should be the birthless old mother of the White Lotus Sect. Pregnancy, according to the record in their "White Lotus Sutra", the sky is dead, and the lifeless old mother sacrifices her body. Pregnant Huangtian, its belly with Maitreya, Ming Wang Baoxiang, is the vacuum hometown. ”

"However---- according to legend, the motherless mother has a thousand shapes and faces. There are six supreme supernatural powers in the pregnant body, and those tricks should each represent one, but I don't know any of them. ”

Sect. It's bizarre to teach these things!

After Monk Xiao finished speaking, Chen Xiaodonkey said: "Thousands of shapes and thousands of faces, how can I sound so similar to the Guanyin Bodhisattva you worship?" ”

"Faith Ball!" Monk Xiao scolded angrily in Henan dialect, and said: "You two have no awe in your hearts, and sooner or later you will suffer a big loss." ”

Chen Xiaodonkey sneered and said to Zhang Hu: "Why are you stunned if it's useless?" ”

Zhang Wat's gaze stopped at the huge stone statue, and the flashlight was fixed on the stone hand in the upper left.

Zhang Wat said: "I know this handprint. ”

"You know?" Monk Xiao didn't expect that this stuffy gourd who didn't like to talk would know something he didn't know, and he couldn't help but be surprised.

And Chen Xiaodonkey himself is not interested in this thing, and the handprint trick has a fart relationship with him? But it didn't matter if I said that, but I was interested.

The main thing is that I can't see Monk Xiao's sassy appearance!

"What kind of mudra?" He asked.

Zhang Wat said: "The joyful seal of Tibetan Buddhism. ”

"You're going to be so stupid!" Monk Xiao breathed a sigh of relief, and said in his heart that he didn't know how to pretend to understand, "Although Tantric Buddhism has always been different from the Central Plains, in the final analysis, it is in the same vein, and the Joy Seal is not like this at all!" You think I haven't seen it? ”

Zhang Wat said calmly: "This is the oldest Huanxi seal, which was first introduced from India to Drepung Monastery in Tibet, but since the first year of Ming Chongzhen, Tantric La. Well, we will no longer practice this kind of joyful meditation and change to another. ”

Monk Xiao was like constipation, he thought of a thing in the clouds, he was so suffocated that he wanted to die, and said in a low voice: "Who did you listen to?" ”

Zhang Wat said: "My master." ”

Sure enough, there is an old family like a treasure! Chen Xiaodonkey sighed, although the old man of Zhang Wuye has a good temperament, he knows a lot of things.

When Monk Xiao heard that there was a teacher, his attitude towards Zhang Wat changed, and he asked carefully, "Who is your master?" ”

Zhang Wat glanced at him and didn't speak.

Monk Xiao was bored and touched his nose in embarrassment.

Chen Xiaodonkey was very interested, this kind of historical secrecy sounds like a thief! He asked: "Why from the first year of Chongzhen. Why don't you give up this joyful Zen? ”

Zhang Wat said: "I don't know the specifics, but the master probably mentioned it, saying that it was the reason why the Tantric Drepung Temple and Jokhang Temple lost the debate that year. ”

Cao Hou couldn't hold back when he heard it on the side, and interjected: "I'm grass, don't patronize and talk to yourself, what is that Huanxi Zen?" ”

Zhang Wat didn't know how to speak for a while, Monk Xiao touched his nose, but he didn't say a word, Chen Xiaodonkey's expression was Y., and he took the initiative to explain: "It is a kind of profound Dharma that requires men and women to practice together without clothes!" It is said that ---- can also enhance your little brother's combat power if used often! ”

"Huh?" Cao Hou couldn't help but look at the stone hand again, and his subordinates unconsciously began to imitate its shape, and muttered, "Really? If this is true, little donkey, then what kind of money are we still trying to cheat, we can rob the business of aphrodisiacs in the future! ”

"What does the old saying come about, if you don't want to work hard, who wants to be cheated and exiled?"

Chen Xiaodonkey: Stay (◎_◎; )

Anyway, this dog's brain circuit is not ordinary!

Zhang Wat Yuguang noticed Cao Hou's movements, and suddenly his face changed, and he said eagerly: "Don't pinch it!" ”

But it was too late, Cao Hou had already put his left hand on his chest and made the same strange movements as that hand.

Almost at the same time, Chen Xiaodonkey heard that the breathing of the goods suddenly increased, his eyes were dull and staring at the statue with blood, and the place also quickly raised a small tent at a speed visible to the naked eye, but in two seconds, there was a sound of ecstasy: "Hmm~"

"My grass?" Chen Xiaodonkey was stunned, this product is really invincible, it can even ripple here?

However, he soon noticed that his face changed, and he also realized that something was wrong, but he didn't dare to touch Cao Hou easily, so he could only ask, "What's the situation?" ”

Zhang Wat hurriedly said: "I was stunned, it is somewhat similar to the hypnosis you said in Zhibai, you have to find a way to wake him up quickly!" Otherwise---- or his descendants may burst open! ”

"What!?"

Burst the roots of the offspring?

Chen Xiaodonkey was frightened, but fortunately he just -----Well, forget it."

His expression was solemn, and he stretched out his hand to push this thing awake, compared to the explosion of that thing as a eunuch, nothing else is nothing!

But after pushing, Cao Hou didn't move.

Pushing again, Cao Hou still didn't respond, but his breathing continued to get worse, and he seemed to have entered a 100-meter rush. At the critical juncture of the sting, traces of blood vessels can be seen on the fat face!

Chen Xiaodonkey was anxious at this time, and immediately raised his palm, wanting to see if he could wake up this thing, but Monk Xiao said slowly on the side: "Okay, don't bother, even if you stab him twice now, he won't react, let me come, find me a stick." Child. ”

"Do you have a way?" Chen Xiaodonkey suddenly turned his head, he could only be anxious to look at the situation uselessly, he really didn't dare to believe that Monk Xiao had a better way.

Monk Xiao said: "There is a stick. There is a way, and if you don't, you can't do it, but the surname is Chen, let's continue to talk about it a few more words, this is cheap. The descendants of the goods really can't keep it. ”

"I'll go to your second uncle, is there a way for you to delay it for so long?" Chen Xiaodonkey scolded angrily, but did not delay the movements of his hands at all, and as he spoke, he pulled out his backpack and took out an ordinary wooden shovel and threw it to him, "There is no stick, is this okay?" ”

"Okay." Monk Xiao nodded, and immediately threw the shovel on the ground, doing something that made Chen Xiaodonkey dumbfounded.

"What are you doing?" Chen Xiaodonkey was shocked.

Monk Xiao actually took out the little monk, and just sprinkled urine on the shovel handle in front of several people!

This smell is really special! 、

Even Brother Cat 'meowed' at this time and blocked his nostrils with his paws.

"What a fuss, Buddha this is pure boy urine!" Monk Xiao's dick explained, he didn't feel dirty after he finished the work, he directly picked up the shovel and grabbed it in the palm of his hand, jumped up and hit Cao Hou on the head with the shovel handle.

Chen Xiaodonkey's eyelids jumped, but he didn't stop it, at this time, he could only be a dead horse as a live horse doctor, but he also thought about it, if the monkey was beaten out by this goods, it would be a big deal to kill this goods and bury them!

"Ahh

Touch!

With Monk Xiao roaring, the shovel ---- no, the stick fell, and it hit Cao Hou's head impartially, Cao Hou snorted, his body straightened up for a second, and then fell to the ground softly.

Passed out.

Monk Xiao threw away the shovel and wiped his hands on Cao Hou for a long time in disgust, Chen Xiaodonkey's lips moved, and finally he didn't say anything, because the blood vessels on Cao Hou's face slowly hid back in the pile of fat meat.

But when he turned his gaze to Cao Hou's crotch. When I went down, my heart was raised again, and the small tent was still stubbornly standing there, and it seemed that there was no sign of collapse for the time being.

Monk Xiao flicked it twice and said, "Don't worry, fate follows fate. The roots can be saved, but this thing will be swollen for a day or two, and the fat man will be guilty now. ”

Chen Xiaodonkey said in his heart that as long as these two things could be saved, he asked how long it would take to wake up, and after Monk Xiao gave an answer, he slowly reassured, and turned curious: "Why did the monkey learn that handprint like this?" That's too wicked, isn't it? ”

Monk Xiao pouted and said: "The things that come out of Tantra are so many evil things, not bad for this one, there are too many foreign influences over there." ”

Chen Xiaodonkey thought about it, it seems that too, he has heard a lot of things related to Tibetan Tantra in the rivers and lakes over the years, not to mention anything else, just the Panchen Lama life. The reincarnation of the Buddha is unbelievable enough, compared to this thing, how can this thing that the monkey encounter be called a problem!

"But I think it's weird, those horns. Well, when I used to practice Joy Meditation, would it be the same if I put this kind of mudra? ”

If that's the case, how many deaths do you have to explode in a year? Root?