Chapter 33: The Thousand Years of Tai Sui
Just as Yoo Jun fell, a huge black dog with a height of one story appeared in front of him. If he hadn't fainted, he would have shouted, "Brother dog, help!" ”
The big black dog circled around Liu Jun twice and sighed slightly. Stretching out his claws and digging under his body, he took out a jade box, which was still bubbling cold. Brother Dog is not afraid of freezing his stomach. Brother Dog stretched out his paw to pick open the jade box and took out a piece of pork that looked like a discolored pork.
first took out a small piece and threw it to the fat man, then looked at the unconscious Liu Jun, and pondered for a while. Gently pulled out the copper sword on his body with his claws, and the blood flowed, and there were more than ten tons of fried pig blood that couldn't make up for it. Brother Dog quickly opened Liu Jun's mouth, and the thing taken out of a large jade box was stuffed directly into his mouth, and with a slap of the dog's paws, the thing went down his esophagus and into his stomach.
It's also magical, when that piece of thing enters Liu Jun's stomach, in a few seconds, the bleeding from the wound stops, and the wound is recovering. Although the recovery is slow, it is indeed slowly recovering.
At this time, the man in the suit woke up, rubbed his eyes, and looked at Brother Dog carefully, with a frightened expression. Indeed, the big black dog on this floor is quite scary to look at. Brother Dog saw the man in the suit wake up, jumped a few times, and disappeared.
When Yoo Joon woke up again, the familiar ceiling, the familiar hospital bed, and the familiar little nurse. Although he was hospitalized again, his buddy was quite happy that he at least survived. Master Zu, goodbye to you, I'll play with you another day.
"You're really a capable person, you just came back from the hospital, do you take the hospital as your home." The little nurse looked at Liu Jun and said.
Liu Jun thought to himself: I want to go to the hospital and lie down? But we can't beat it. I also want to be like the protagonist of the novel, three days to beat up ghosts, five days to beat up big demons. But don't we have the strength to allow it?
"Don't talk nonsense, just say how long I'll have to stay this time?" Liu Jun asked, last week, this time it is heavier than last time, and it is estimated that it will take a while.
"Stay for a day." The little nurse replied. Liu Jun thought to himself: My grandfather, where is my injury, the hospital has given up treatment.
"You were sent in with blurred flesh and blood, and a check found that you were fine, and you can be discharged from the hospital after a day of observation."
This big pant made her gasp, and she almost didn't scare Yoo Jun to death. Alas? No, Liu Jun remembered that he was obviously pierced by a copper sword, how could it be better.
"Are you sure I'm okay?" Yoo Jun asked.
"You want something?" The little nurse looked at me in confusion.
"No, no, that's fine." The little nurse looked at Liu Jun, told her to pay more attention to safety, and left.
Not long after the little nurse left, the fat man came.
"Brother Liu, are you awake?"
"I didn't wake up, I was talking to you in a dream."
"Hehe, Brother Liu, let me tell you, you were so handsome when you blocked the sword for me at that time, buddy was moved by the five bodies to the ground, if I were a woman, I would promise to repay the grace of saving my life."
"Stop, dispel your dirty thoughts." Liu Jun's whole person is not good, this 300-pound fat man becomes a woman to marry me, this special meow is revenge.
"What happened after I passed out last night? How did the sword wound heal on my body? Liu Jun felt that something must have happened to him when he passed out, otherwise this pair of piercing injuries would have been fine overnight.
"When you passed out, Brother Dog came and fed you a large piece of jade box, and then your injuries were healed. I also ate a little, and the poison was cured. Although I don't know what Brother Dog gave us to eat, I feel that this thing is quite precious. ”
Isn't this nonsense, something that is not precious can have this effect? It's a big debt to Brother Dog.
Pack up your things, let the fat man discharge him from the hospital, get up and go home to rest, and he has to go to duty at night.
When he arrived at the store in the evening, Yoo Jun picked up the book of charms, looked at it twice, and began to practice charms. Because he came early, Brother Dog hasn't come down yet.
At eleven o'clock in the evening, Brother Dog walked slowly to the counter.
"Brother dog, what did you give us food before? I was fine from my injuries overnight. Liu Jun looked at the dog brother and asked.
"Millennium Tai Sui" Brother Dog's answer was concise and clear.
"Life and death, flesh and bones, the Tai Sui who can live forever after eating?" I rubbed it, and Yoo Jun was excited at that time. Immortal, buddy is now considered Tang monk meat. I've seen Tai Sui's introduction before.
This thing is also called meat reishi. In Li Shizhen's "Compendium of Materia Medica", it is recorded: "The meat is like meat. Attached to a boulder, the head and tail have it, and it is a living thing. The red ones are like coral, the white ones are like fat, the black ones are like lacquer, the green ones are like green feathers, the yellow ones are like purple gold, and all are bright and penetrating like solid ice." And it is included in the "vegetable" department "zhi" category, edible, medicine, enshrined as "the best product of the scriptures", the effect is "long-term food, light body, prolonging the immortal".
What Brother Dog gave them to eat was still a thousand-year-old thing, something that the ancient emperors couldn't get.
"It's an exaggeration, even if this thousand years old has become a refinement, he can't be a living and dead, flesh and bones. You are still angry, Tai Sui can save you. Not to mention immortality. Brother Dog shook his head. Liu Jun sighed, after the calf, the dream of immortality was shattered before it began.
"Also, what Li Laodao gave you was the basic introduction to Taoism, and according to your progress, you were killed before you could get started. Now while the Tai Sui in your body has not been absorbed by you, you can take this mental method of practicing qi and body. You're such a wasted kid. After the dog brother finished speaking, he threw Liu Jun a costume book.
I don't want to waste it, I've only been cultivating for a few days. Alas, it's too hard. Liu Jun sighed.
Liu Jun picked it up and looked at the title of the book, "Taixuan Heart Method". Turn the first page:
Close your eyes and sit with your heart closed, hold your hands and meditate on God. Knock on the teeth thirty-six, and hold Kunlun with both hands. The drums of the sky are sounded left and right, and the twenty-four degrees are heard. Swing the pillar slightly. The red dragon stirs the water, drums and gargles thirty-six, and the mouth is full of divine water. One bite is divided into three swallows, and the dragon and tiger run by themselves. Hold your breath and rub your hands hot, and rub your back against the door. With all this breath, I want to burn the Nabhi Chakra. Rotate left and right. Put your feet stretched, fork your hands and support them with both voids, and lower your head and climb your feet. To Hou Shenshui, then gargle and swallow again, so three times, the divine water is swallowed nine times, swallowed gurgling, and the veins are self-adjusted. After the river car was transported, I wanted to get angry and burn myself. The twelve sections of the gold nugget are in the middle of the day. Diligence is uninterrupted, and all diseases are turned into dust..... Wait, quite a lot anyway. And I can't read it.
Liu Jun wanted to ask Brother Dog, but turned around and saw Brother Dog squatting next to the counter with his eyes closed, and he was too embarrassed to disturb. Take out your mobile phone, the almighty Du Niang. A little bit of research, a little bit of practice. Don't really say it, not to mention that I feel like I'm copper-skinned and iron-clad, but this is warm, and I feel that I don't need to wear a down jacket when I go out in winter, and I save money.
I practiced like this all night, packed up my things in the morning, closed the door and went home to sleep. On the way back, Liu Jun looked at the cool outfits of the girls on the road and sighed: It's so white.
"Brother, you say that one white covers all ugliness, and one fat destroys everything. So what am I? ”
"Have you ever heard of a creature called a maggot?" Liu Jun pondered for a while and replied.
The fat man fell silent instantly. Nothing to say all the way, go home and sleep.