435, head open durian (four more to ask for subscription)
"That's right, Ao Qing is not my younger brother, he is actually a genetically modified person cultivated by our organization, with some genes of the ancient dragon clan, capable of splitting tigers and leopards, punching Captain America, and stepping on armor warriors, he can be called the most outstanding biotechnology technology of our organization's contemporary era!
He is obviously my younger brother, but in fact, only I, the most talented number one agent, can suppress him to prevent him from losing his mind and causing chaos in human society.
The reason why he is so similar to me is because it is not only the dragon genes, our purpose is to cultivate the strongest humanoid war weapons, so we also need to integrate the world's most outstanding human genes.
There is no more outstanding and genetically perfect human being in the world than me, and so he has become my appearance and has part of my blood.
This is an operation that is secretly recognized by the organization and the World Federation, and you must not leak it.
Superfluous, I can't reveal to you that our organization is unimaginably powerful and has the power to change the world.
Why did World War II end? Why did the Cold War between the two giants subside? Why did humans land on the moon? Even why did Zheng He go to the West, and why did the FΓΌhrer develop human genetic warriors?
Behind the scenes, we have our organization!
The headquarters of the organization, right behind the moon!
That's the most I can reveal, don't ask, the more you know, the more dangerous it becomes.
All you need to know is that our organization is dedicated to world peace, preventing the invasion of alien creatures from other space, and promoting the evolution of mankind!
That's it, really don't ask again! β
Inside the house.
Ye Taiyi was right, and the dumbfounded Li Lingling and Ye Tong said.
Silence, long silence.
After a while, Li Lingling pointed and watched TV dryly, and she didn't want to pay attention to them, knowing that the little golden man was fooling people's prosperity again, and said:
"Landlord, you say, Ao Qing baby, yes, is it a hybrid of the dragon gene and your gene?"
Mrs. Ye's eyes were deep and he said, "That's right." β
"So, dragons do exist? Extinction no? β
"I'm sorry to tell you, extinct, we only found the remains of an ancient oriental dragon, well-preserved and lifelike, kept in the secret base at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean of our organization, don't you believe it? I don't believe you let Ao Qing give you a whin, deafening, under the power of the dragon, except for me, no earth creature can withstand it!
Ao Qing, brother, come, give my sisters a whine. β
The three of them looked at Wangcai.
Wangcai tore open a bag of potato chips and glanced at them, with the word "fool" written in his eyes.
Don't want to pay attention to the little golden man anymore, huh!
Seeing that Wangcai turned his head and ignored them, Ye Tai coughed dryly, and then said:
"The main reason is that I am afraid that you will not be able to bear it, he whined, tigers, leopards, bears and lions can't bear it, not to mention you two weak women, you still don't believe it? I don't believe you, I'll give you a one-handed handstand, how about it, it's amazing, it's just a billionth of my total strength, all of it will be displayed, and it will scare you to death!
So, believe me, how could I fool you. β
Silent.
There was silence again.
This time it was my cousin Ye Tong who spoke, she sighed and said: "I know that you are not completely telling the truth, but you can also understand that there must be something unspeakable behind you, even the Wu family, the Long family, such a big family, all know a little bit about it, and the background is as secret."
You don't exercise much, you don't like to go out, but now you can do a handstand with one hand, and you can still do it so easily, and you always disappear from time to time...... Last time, I said I was going to the Pacific Ocean, but I should have received a mission, so I really rushed there, right?
Otherwise, if you can't explain it, then your sister will be suspicious.
In fact, if you hadn't pulled out Captain America and the Armored Warriors just now, I could have believed it a little more.
So be it, as long as we don't break the law, don't engage in espionage and sabotage, don't harm the interests of the country, and don't have the kind of scene in the movie where we are in a life and death crisis every day, that's fine. β
Li Lingling also relieved herself, she patted her little breasts, sat on the sofa, poked Wangcai's shoulder, and said, "Ao Qing little baby, are you really going crazy?" Are you really a dragon reformer? Is the landlord's genes really the most perfect in the world? Is your organization's headquarters really behind the moon? β
Wangcai threw the finished bag of potato chips into the trash, took out a piece of grass from nowhere, gnawed it, and gave Li Lingling a roll of his eyes: "Don't talk to the little golden man, he, the first mouth in the Three Realms." β
The two girls looked at Mrs. Ye in confusion.
Mrs. Ye spread her hands and said: "Seriously, half of what I just revealed to you is true, superfluous, and it's not good to tell you directly, don't you have to ask to understand, I told you Ao Qing's true identity, and you don't believe it again?" β
Li Lingling cried with a sad face and said, "No, this is too mysterious!" Dragons? Behind the Moon? The bottom of the Pacific Ocean? How do you make us believe!
Landlord, if you don't fly, or put a fireball technique, a thunderstorm technique, again, you have a finger handstand, we believe you! β
Ye Tong also smiled bitterly, looked at Wangcai, and said, "Dragon clan, do dragons eat grass?" What kind of grass is this, long, crunchy, and looks quite delicious, come, brother's brother, give my sister a taste. β
Wangcai was about to hand it over, but was immediately stopped by Ye Tai, and said: "You also have the genes of fierce beasts, the habitual grass that can be eaten, you are alone, what kind of grass are you, don't make trouble, isn't it just a finger handstand, what is it, come, I'll show you a durian on the head, hey, there is no durian, then next time, next time there will be durian." β
This spiritual grass is the forage of the green cow essence, the aura is abundant, this aura is not as mild as the peach, although the monk eats it, it can also be refined, Ye Tai is idle and gnaws two, but Ye Tong is a weak woman, the flu can't resist it, eat the spirit grass, I don't know what moth to come out of.
"Huh?!"
Li Lingling's eyes lit up on the side, she stood up, she seemed to remember something, and said with great interest: "I, I have durian in my house, the kind that is not opened, I ordered takeout two days ago, and let someone send a few over, the landlord is waiting, I will go and get you the biggest and hardest one!" β
As he spoke, he ran out of the house in a hurry under the eyes of the dumbfounded Ye Tai.
Thirty seconds later, he ran over with a durian the size of a basketball full of hard barbs.
Boom!
The durian was thrown on the table and shook.
Everyone's eyes, including Wangcai, who was grazing, looked over and wanted to watch Mrs. Ye perform, and her head was open.
"Forehead ......"
Ye Taigan smiled: "Opening the durian in the head, it's a small thing, but it's not very beautiful, I'm the strongest creature on the earth...... 's brother, currently the second on the earth, so there is a ** share, come and I will show you a finger Zen, one finger, you can open durian. β
As he spoke, he had to do it.
Li Lingling hurriedly stopped it, she tried it, and as soon as the back of the fruit knife was knocked, the durian cracked.
Li Lingling shook her head and said: "This durian is useless, it must have cracked a long time ago, since you are performing one-finger Zen, the second creature on the earth, take the coconut!" I have it too, wait for me, landlord! β
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