Volume 1 Chapter 1, Sneaky (1)
"I'm a very strange person, why do I say that, maybe you'll understand later"
This is the mantra of Xiaotang, and this Xiaotang is me...... Because of my love for life, I chose medicine as my lifelong career.
My colleagues often tapped me on the shoulder and said, "Hey, Xiaotang, when will you become a feng shui master?" β
I can only laugh, after all, I have encountered too many so-called "supernatural events".
I don't know why this is the case, and my colleagues don't know how many times they have studied my eight characters, and they can't see why.
I thought, this is fate!!
After so many experiences, I still didn't know anything about these "supernatural events", and I didn't try to solve them, and the ladies in my lab often joked with me, "Hey, you're used to nature like this!" "Yes!! I guess I'll just let it be!!
I'm going to talk about the first incident that scared me, and although it was a small thing to say from what I encountered later, it was the first time (although there were many strange things before, but I wasn't very afraid) that I would like to tell you about it...... I was a freshman in high school that year.
My family lives in Taipei County, and my parents are honest civil servants, and under their teaching, I am still a well-behaved and hard-working child. That year, I was admitted to a famous high school in Taipei, and my parents helped me rent a house in Taipei City for the convenience of my classes. It was about the vicinity of the current Normal University. The landlord is an old gentleman. This house is also really strange, the landlord lives alone in the master bedroom, and the living room outside is rented out.
It turned out that the landlord felt that it was big enough for him to live alone in a master bedroom, so he moved the furniture and TV from the original living room into the master bedroom, bought two iron frame beds (like the one in Chenggong Ling) and put them in the living room, with a total of four bunk beds, and then bought four desks to put under the window, and rented them out to four people at once, so it became a dormitory as soon as he entered the door, a bit like a dormitory.
At that time, because most of the single-room rentals were rented to female students, it was difficult for boys to find, and because the location of this room was good, it was rented to four people again, and the rent was extremely cheap, so my parents rented it.
At that time, there were three other college students living with me, and I called them "seniors", and they called me "Xiaotang".
When I got out of bed that day, the whole person froze, because I actually saw a cockroach on my table, not complete, but the flesh and blood were blurred and flattened on the table, I think it may be that last night the senior happened to see a cockroach crawling on my desk, and he killed it with slippers, in fact, there is no fuss, four big boys live, the house will be more dirty, but I don't know which senior doesn't wipe it after the fight, so let it stay on the table, weird.
I muttered in my heart, but the three seniors were still sleeping, so I couldn't ask, so I had to take a piece of toilet paper and wipe it, and hurriedly ate breakfast and went to school. After school, as soon as I opened the door, a nameless fire burned up, and guess what I saw??
As soon as I entered the door, I could see a dirty thing on the freshly painted wall to the left of my desk, yes, another flattened cockroach, and its limbs were broken and stuck to the wall, I took three steps and made two steps and rushed over to wipe it off with toilet paper, and one sat down and sulked: "Damn!! Which bastard is so immoral, don't be caught by me, you must ask ...... when you come back"
Looking at my watch, it was only around five o'clock, and the seniors who came back first usually didn't come back until seven o'clock, so I had to go upstairs and buy a lunch box with a stomach full of anger and come back to eat indiscriminately.
Eating and eating, but I feel a little wrong, it stands to reason that the seniors should not come back until the evening after going out, and when I wiped it just now, the juice of those hearts has not dried, and when I wiped it, I wiped a piece of paste and left it on the wall, obviously just killed, which senior would be so bored and run back to fight cockroaches?? If they had taken a taxi before going out, it would have been a morning and an afternoon by now, and the traces should have dried up!!
The more I thought about it, the more strange it became, and I went to rummage through the senior's slippers, but unfortunately I still didn't find any traces of killing cockroaches. At this point, my thoughts naturally turned to the other person, landlord!!
But when I think about it, I think it's funny, because the landlord only lives here for one or four nights a week, and he usually doesn't come back, he goes to live at his son's house, and he comes back to fight cockroaches for nothing??!! I can't figure it out when I think about it, I just don't want to, cockroaches are not a big deal, they can be seen everywhere in our dormitory, and eighty percent of them are pranks. Anyway, I'm used to playing tricks on them, and once I even put beer in a Coke can to trick me into drinking it, which caused me to have a stomach sore all night (I'm allergic to alcohol). "Let's talk about it when the seniors come back!!" I think. At seven or eight o'clock in the evening, the three seniors came back one after another, and under my inquiry, none of them admitted it, and at this time I was on fire again.
Every time, after I was done, the three of them looked at each other as if they were innocent.
I used to steal the pineapple cake sent by my mother, but no one admitted it for a long time, and then I apologized to me when I found out. Hum!! Is it okay for seniors to bully juniors? I don't even want to go to the toilet during their midterm exams, and they can chat until midnight during my midterm exams.
"Fuck!!" I whispered, gave them a roll of the eyes, and then hid in bed and sulked alone.
When I got up the next morning, I took the mug and wanted to make a cup of warm water to drink, so I walked to the thermos and took a closer look.
I couldn't help it anymore, and in my mug, yes, it was another cockroach, a smashed cockroach, as if I had put the cockroach in the cup and then smashed it hard with a pestle or something.
The whole broken body, including the feet, wings, and head, was stuck to the bottom of the cup, and I couldn't control it anymore, and I didn't care if the senior was still sleeping, so I made a big noise. The seniors were also very angry when they were woken up one by one, and asked me angrily what kind of treasure I was playing, I showed them the cups, and the three seniors were quiet in an instant.
Maybe the senior also thinks that this joke is too big, and Senior Huang first asked: "Wu Gong, flatbread, you two are too much!" Don't bully Xiaotang like this!! Unexpectedly, the other two seniors said in unison: "Hey, I really didn't do it, I can swear!" β
At this moment, the three of them, I look at you, you look at me, I don't know what to say, I glared at the three of them fiercely, put the cup on the table, threw down a sentence of "too much", picked up the schoolbag without breakfast, and left......
When I returned to my dormitory after school, I saw my mug on the table, and a note was pressed underneath that read: ##ζδΈζεΎζ―θ°εη, but it's not me, I'll come back and bring you a night to eat.
## p.s cup has been washed and cleaned yellow XXXX 10:30 "Humph!! Be a thief, who wants you to spend the night!! β
With a fire in my heart, I threw the cup and the note into the trash can, who would dare to drink tea with that teacup in the future!! Let's take a shower and go to the fire!!
I think. Rushing to rush, suddenly, I don't know where a cockroach flew, and it stopped on the makeup mirror in the bathroom, strange to say, at this time, the bathroom was full of moisture, and the cockroach did not crawl on the ground, but flew to stop on the mirror!? Looking for death?? "!! Lao Tzu is in a bad mood, you still come to provoke me! β
I turned around and turned off the cold water, only the hot water flowed out, and the bathroom was full of fog, so I picked up a small basin and took the hot water......
"Dead cockroach, you can't complain about me if you find death, let you hide and taste hot water hell!"
When I turned around and was about to spill a basin of hot water, suddenly the time of the whole world seemed to stop, and then with a bang, the basin fell from my hands, and the hot water spilled all over my feet, I didn't care about the pain, I didn't have time to get dressed, and I didn't have time to cry out in pain, and I basically realized that I had broken out of the door by myself!! One...... One...... A cockroach...... The cockroach, that's right, is a cockroach, which has been beaten to a pulp, and it is pasted on the mirror, and the mirror full of fog is clearly printed with a person's handprint, and the cockroach that died tragically is in the palm of the handprint......
I sat outside the bathroom door, trembling all over, my feet aching terribly, trying to get up and run my legs but I didn't listen to them; I had smashed the bathroom door, and the mist kept coming out of it.
I lay outside the door for more than ten minutes, and all I can say is that it felt as if I was living in another space, and the silence around me was terrifying, except for the constant sound of running water in the bathroom and the heat coming out of the bathroom.
Slowly, I came back to my senses, struggled to get up, my feet were full of blisters, I took a random piece of clothing and put it on, and struggled to my seat.
Because I have been doing strange things since I was a child, I also put a lot of items in my drawer to ward off evil spirits, I hung a tantric amulet around my neck, and took a "majestic ten thousand virtues" Buddhist card in my hand (with the images of Amitabha, Avalokiteshvara and the Great Trend Bodhisattva) and finally felt a little relieved. People who calm down after a fright are always more rational.,I thought about it.,Something is wrong.,Maybe it's something unclean again!! I've encountered it many times before, and then nothing bad happened, so what's going on this time?
Curiosity together, I took a can of sanitary oil in the drawer and wiped my blistered feet, regardless of whether it still hurts, my hand squeezed the "Wande Solemn" card, puffed up, and slowly walked in the direction of the bathroom. At about five o'clock at that time, the afterglow of the setting sun spilled obliquely from the window of the desk, staining the floor with a red yellow, and the corner of the bathroom was relatively dark, and the steaming white gas was still coming out of it, drifting to the place where there was sunlight and suddenly dissipated, forming a strange scene.
I trembled into the smoke and arrived at the bathroom door......
I slammed my hand on the door and shouted, "What the hell, get me out!" β
(Thinking about it now, it was really bold at that time, but as for why I had that courage at that time, I still can't figure it out.)
At the moment when I finished drinking, there was something, all I can say was something, and as for what it was, I couldn't tell what it was, about half the size of a fist, a black mass, and it rushed towards me. In a hurry, I naturally put my hand in front of my face, the thing may have changed direction, and the moment I stretched out my hand to cover my face, I saw a black thing in the corner of my eye quickly pass by my ear, and I hurriedly turned my head......
When I woke up, I was already in bed, my feet were tied with gauze, and in front of me stood Huang, Wang and Senior Flatbread (sorry, I forgot what his last name was), and when Senior Flatbread saw me open his eyes, he said: "What the hell are you doing!" What the hell happened to the bathroom like this?? "Yes, what the hell happened, my head was confused, because the moment I turned my head, I saw a face, yes, indeed a face, and only one face, just like that, looking at each other face to face, never more than ten centimeters apart, I can't describe what "it" looks like, I can only be sure that it is a face, and I can't tell the difference between the male and the female, because it is transparent, floating in the smoke of the room!!