Chapter 455: Divorced Little Peasant Girl 73

Ren Xiaohao turned over a few times, and finally maintained the posture of looking sideways at Liu Huahua's back.

Ren Xiaohao hesitated for a moment, and finally couldn't help but say, "Huahua, I'll tell you a story, and go to sleep after I finish speaking." ”

"Speak!" Liu Huahua finally spoke. To be honest, living in the same tent with Ren Xiaohao, she couldn't sleep a little.

But she has no choice, the man in black has just been there before, if she still lets Ren Xiaohao sleep at the door of the tent, if she comes out tomorrow morning to see, the handsome and incomparable Ren Xiaohao has become a hedgehog, isn't that a tyrannical thing?

Not to mention the failure of the decryption side quest, even if you have a conscience, you can't get over it, right?

Ren Xiaohao saw that Liu Huahua was willing to listen to the story, and Jun's face showed a hint of a successful expression of treacherous scheme.

He coughed, cleared his throat, and said solemnly, "That's the story. Once upon a time, there was a couple of men and women who went on a trip together, but there was only one room left in the inn on the way, and there was no way, so the two could only live in the same room. ”

Liu Huahua, who was facing away from Ren Xiaohao, slowly opened her eyes. Hey, is it really a story? This is not like Ren Xiaohao's style.

Well, keep listening, and see what kind of medicine he sells in his gourd.

Only let Ren Xiaohao continue: "There is only one couch in the room. The girl understands the boy's hard work and is willing to sleep on the same couch. The girl put a quilt in the middle of the couch and warned the boy that this is the boundary, and if you cross the line, you are a beast. ”

Liu Huahua couldn't help but be alert when she heard this, hey, I seem to have heard this story somewhere.

Sure enough, Ren Xiaohao continued to say happily: "As soon as the boy heard that crossing the line was a beast, he nodded solemnly to reassure the girl. On the second day, when the girl got up, she found that the boy had not crossed the line, and she was upset.

The boy didn't know why, and he said in a loud voice that he really hadn't crossed the line at all. The girl is finally angry, Flowey, do you know what he said? ”

Liu Huahua just ignored him.

Ren Xiaohao didn't care either, and continued: "The girl said, okay, you're not a beast, but you're not as good as a beast!" ”

After speaking, Ren Xiaohao laughed.

Liu Huahua raised her eyebrows, this was indeed a story she had heard before.

Roughly speaking, the girl asks the boy not to move his hands and feet, otherwise he is a beast, and if the boy really obediently does not use his hands and feet, it is not as good as a beast.

The situation is the same as their current situation.

This is clearly alluding to something.

Liu Huahua didn't understand the words of this story, so she didn't say a word.

Seeing that Liu Huahua didn't speak, Ren Xiaohao couldn't help but ask step by step: "Huahua, what do you think of my story?" ”

"I don't feel anything." Liu Huahua said coldly.

Ren Xiaohao thought about it, and asked without fear of death: "Then ...... Flowey, do you think that girl has a point? Or do you think the boy did it right or wrong? ”

Liu Huahua knew that if she didn't give a clear answer, this Ren Xiaohao would keep making noise and not let her sleep peacefully, so she said coldly: "I don't think the girl did it right." ”

As soon as Ren Xiaohao heard the music, a rare look flashed in his beautiful eyes. Looks like there's a play tonight.

Who knew that Liu Huahua continued: "If you don't cross the line, that's a beast." If you cross the line, it's a steamed beast! ”

"Huh?" When Ren Xiaohao heard this, his squinting mind was suddenly frightened, and he felt a little hot all over his body, as if something was steaming himself.

"Don't, silence from now on, and say another word, I'll put you on the fire and make a skewer now!" Liu Huahua said deliberately gloomily.

Ren Xiaohao didn't dare to say anything anymore, so he could only sleep properly.

He is not afraid of beasts, and he is not afraid of beasts that are not as good as him, and what he is most afraid of is the steamed beasts.

Although Liu Huahua won't really steam him, the consequences must be very serious. There is no mistake

Now Liu Huahua can finally sleep peacefully.

Ren Xiaohao didn't sleep all night, he listened to Liu Huahua's slight breathing, and at the same time opened his eyes and paid attention to everything around him.

Although this tent can block poison arrows and darts, it is not foolproof, so it is better to have more than one night watchman. It's a big deal to catch up on sleep during the day.

Besides, he has been out of the day and night for the past few days, so he is not used to sleeping at night.

On the second day, Liu Huahua opened her eyes and turned her head to see that Ren Xiaohao was no longer in the tent.

The blankets in the tent were neatly folded, and the blankets and the clothes I had changed out of yesterday were also neatly folded, like tofu blocks.

Liu Huahua briefly cleaned up her appearance, and then walked out of the tent. The fire outside the tent was extinguished, but the hangers were still in good condition, and their pink clothes were neatly drying on them.

It seems that Ren Xiaohao is very reluctant to be a pink girl, so he has already washed the pink clothes and dried them.

It's just that, where did Ren Xiaohao go? You can't be taken away by wolves, right?

Liu Huahua hurriedly looked around, and then found movement in the bushes not far away.

Liu Huahua suddenly felt a little numb in her scalp, it couldn't be that the blind bear took Ren Xiaohao away, and she was enjoying a delicious meal.

No, although Ren Xiaohao is weak, it is also compared to her Liu Huahua.

If he really couldn't even deal with a blind bear, a wolf, or the like, then he had been wandering in the mountains and forests for so many days before, and I was afraid that he would not be able to see him again.

But Liu Huahua was still a little nervous and afraid. She slowly moved in that direction and shouted cautiously: "Ren Xiaohao? ”

"Hmm." Ren Xiaohao answered.

As soon as Liu Huahua heard Ren Xiaohao's voice, she put her heart in her stomach and was relieved.

"Flowey, are you awake?" Ren Xiaohao stood up and said with a smile as he wiped the sweat on his face with his hand. It doesn't matter if you wipe it, the mud on your hands is all sticky to your face, and it becomes a flower cat face.

Liu Huahua wondered and asked, "Early in the morning, what are you doing?" ”

As he spoke, he walked over and saw a large hole dug in the ground. There was nothing in it except some grass roots, tree roots, and so on.

Liu Huahua looked at Ren Xiaohao even more suspiciously, what is this for? Is it difficult to dig traps?

But, big brother, we're not camping here tonight, what are you doing digging traps here?

I saw that Ren Xiaohao was a little embarrassed, and said with some grievances: "I'm digging sweet potatoes and want to roast sweet potatoes for you to eat." Somehow, after digging such a deep pit, I didn't see a single sweet potato. ”

"Sweet potato? Where are sweet potatoes? Liu Huahua smiled bitterly.

"Well, isn't that a sweet potato vine? If there is a sweet potato vine, it is natural to have a sweet potato. Ren Xiaohao pointed to the pile of uprooted vines under the root of the tree.

Liu Huahua looked at it fixedly, and couldn't help but smile angrily: "Big brother, what kind of sweet potato vine is this?" It's clearly grapes. It's a pity that this grape is still young, and you have cut it out by the roots. ”

"Grapes? How can it be? Aren't all grapes on shelves? Who is there that prostrates on the ground? Ren Xiaohao rubbed his head, and then rubbed the yellow mud on his hand again.

Liu Huahua looked at Ren Xiaohao's yellow mud on his face, and said with a smile: "It's all said, this is still a grape that hasn't grown for a long time, and I haven't had time to climb the tree, as for the grape trellis, you don't support it, I don't support it, is it possible to let the wild wolf, the bear blind and the like help it support the grape trellis?" ”

"Ah, that's right." Ren Xiaohao was a little frustrated. After working for half a morning, I wanted to surprise Liu Huahua, but who knew that being tired of becoming a dog would be such a result. This gap is a little unacceptable.

Liu Huahua smiled and said: "Okay, I have good intentions, I said that I will eat and live for you, and you don't have to worry about food." ”

This next Xiaohao is even more unpleasant, he originally wanted to prove that he is not a pet with practical actions, but now that he looks at it, he is really only worthy of being a pet.

What are you doing, it's the first place in the joke.