Chapter Thirty-Six: The Slut and the Paste

Lan Ya in the house pierced his thumb and sharpened it into a small mallet, and couldn't help but burst out with a lion's roar, roared Yu Fangjun outside, handed him the needle and said: "I will pierce the needle in, you are responsible for pulling out the needle and thread, and the two of us will unite our swords and break into the ......rivers and lakes together."

As soon as he heard such an impassioned word, Yu Fangjun was full of pride, and used all his strength to pull the needle so handy, but the cotton was still too hard, and a thread was torn in a while......

Lan Ya had to re-string it, her eyes were full of gold stars, and her tongue licked the cotton thread hair......

When Lan Xiang's meal was about to be ready, the two of them sped up their speed, needle and thread dance, and finally came to an end, Lan Ya breathed a sigh of relief, just to cut off the thread with scissors and it was done, but they found that the scissors were gone!

Lan Ya touched the quilt with her hand, and suddenly touched a protrusion, and shouted: "Yu Fangjun, you are not enough to succeed and more than to lose, how can you sew the scissors into it?" ”

Yu Fangjun felt aggrieved and avoided Lan Ya's clutches on his back, and retorted: "Ya'er, the two of us are one and the same sword, and it is not my fault alone!" ”

"The two of us are 'one man and sword, and we break into the rivers and lakes together', but I am a 'person' and you are a 'cheap'! It's not 'rivers and lakes', you are 'paste'!! "Lan Ya was furious.

In desperation, the two began the process of dismantling the quilt again, and when Lan Ya was about to thread the needle, they were shocked to find that the needle was gone......

When the meal was put on the table, Mrs. Chen was shocked to find that the quilt on the kang had returned to its original appearance, and Lan Ya and Yu Fangjun were groping for a needle on it like two gophers.

On the edge of the kang, there is a large ball of waste cotton thread......

Mrs. Chen pressed down her heart that wanted to drip blood, silently picked up the small basket sweep on the kang, and went to the two people on the kang.

Lan Ya dodged, Yu Fangjun didn't have such a good fate, was slapped on the ass by Mrs. Chen, jumped off the kang with a strange scream, and stepped on the scissors that had just taken out the quilt, and screamed miserably......

Mrs. Chen was particularly puzzled and said angrily: "You are a loser, these threads are enough for me to make ten sets of bedding......

Lan Ya climbed down the kang with a roll, glanced at the meat and vegetables on the table, licked her lips, and said with a wry smile: "Auntie, I understand, I understand, we should also go." ”

So, the three Yu brothers in the west of the village and the three sisters in the Yu family in the east of the village left together, leaving only the four members of the Chen family.

Mrs. Chen touched her nose, looked at the three Chen family members who looked at her with disapproval, and said, "That's not what I meant. ”

Chen Lian looked at the only four pairs of chopsticks on the table, and said nothing. In his heart, he sighed, but finally did not say anything.

Chen Xiaozhi secretly put a needle in his hand in the needlework basket, he just saw that Lan Ya looked funny looking for a needle, so he hid the needle under his feet, but he didn't expect that his mother drove them away so angrily, and he didn't even let him eat, and he couldn't help but regret a little in his heart.

The six of them walked aimlessly on top of Qianmo, Yu Fangjun saw Lan Ya's gloomy face, and said with a flattering smile: "Ya'er, you are so powerful, you can see Chen Xiaozhi's throat phlegm when the Ming Doctor didn't diagnose Chen Zhi, how can you see it?" ”

Seeing Fang Jun's pious and loyal dog appearance, Lan Ya couldn't help but have fun, and shook her head like a rattle while singing and dancing: "Alas...... Feet on the ground to the head of the sky, wearing a robe and carrying a whip, the old gentleman walked around the furnace, the golden wings spread and the silver wings were upside down, fairy child, I came down the mountain......"

Lan Ya hummed is the tune of the two people in the Northeast who turn and jump to the gods, in the Northeast, the person who dances the god is equivalent to a fairy child, who can be possessed by the fairy, talk to the ghosts and gods, and can also tell fortunes, smelt the sick and save people, and guide the maze, in short, it is the conveyor of the omnipotent god in the hearts of the people.

Lan Ya's grandparents are authentic Northeast old men, old ladies, the most favorite to listen to is the two of them, one of the most is the dancing god, put in the dish, the person who dances the god, dressed like a psychopath, the head shakes like eating ecstasy, four or five years old Lan Ya has also learned, very expressive.

Several teenagers were startled at the same time, and Lan Xiang was so frightened that she pressed the stunned Lan Ya, and said nervously: "Ya'er, don't scare me, what's wrong with you......"

Lan Ya replied with a straight face: "Bold mortal, Hugh has to go against Xiaoxian, Xiaoxian is a fairy child under the seat of Huang Xiangu, named Xiaobai, who lives in Langya Cave on Mount Everest......"

Lan Ya thought that a few people would burst into laughter when they heard it, but what responded to her was deathly calm, looking at several people, they were all pious and obedient, and they almost fell down on their knees to worship.

Lan Ya realized it later, it turned out that some jokes really couldn't be made, and now, how could these people's faces be so serious?

Pushing Yu Fangjun, Yu Fangjun was startled, and said in a daze: "Are you now a fairy child or a bud under the Huang Daxian Constellation......

Lan Ya couldn't help but roll her eyes, and Yu Fangjun breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Sure enough, it's Ya'er, only Ya'er rolls her eyes at me." ”

Lan Ya glanced at the flattering Yu Fangjun again, and said angrily: "Boy, don't mess with me in the future, I am a person with a backstage......"

Yu Fangjun was really obedient, and he retreated home step by step.

After sending a few people away, Lan Ya couldn't help but burst into laughter, seeing that Lan Xiang and Lan Duo were still cautious, Lan Ya smiled and patted the little faces of the two and said, "I'm joking, if you take it too seriously, you'll lose." ”

Lan Xiang glanced at Lan Ya angrily and said: "Is this child's play, I secretly saw my grandfather burying a yellow skin in the back garden, our family's Baojia Xiantie must have had an accident, and we have to be more careful in the future." ”

After saying that, he took the first step with a displeased face, Lan Duo looked at Lan Ya and sighed and followed, leaving only Lan Ya who was at a loss to touch his nose, could it be that this joke was made?

However, to make himself respectful to a yellow-skinned person, Lan Ya really can't do it.

followed the young ladies in a sneer, and when they returned to Yu's house, they saw Zhang's displeasure and scolded Lan Xiang: "The whole family runs out to have fun, why do you want to exhaust me to death?"

Lan Xiang hurriedly took the chicken food bowl in Zhang's hand, went to the corner to chop chicken food and pig food, and Lan Duo went to pick up Dalin in He's hand.

Since the Wong Tai Sin incident at home, the Zhang family no longer scolded Lan Ya, and turned the fire on several other people, and Lan Xiang was also one of them.

He looked at Lan Xiang, who was working well, squatted down with a smile, stuffed a wooden hairpin into Lan Xiang's hand, and said in his ear: "Xiang'er, this is Yue'er's hairpin, she has two, give you one, you are also thirteen years old, dress up well, find a good mother-in-law to marry in the future, it is best to enter the door to take charge of the house, save idleness." ”

Lan Xianghu pushed two suspiciously, but He ignored her, turned around and went back to the house with a spring breeze on his face.

Since He washed Yu Caihe's clothes, all the burden of washing clothes at home fell on Hai's body, and Hai was so tired that he couldn't lift his waist every day.

Fortunately, the Jiang family suddenly changed his sex, and when he didn't go out to get busy, he would try his best to help the Hai family share some work, otherwise the Hai family would have been tired and lay down.

Hai's laundry by the river, no one discussed, Lan Xiang stared at the hairpin in her hand in a daze for a long time, until Zhang's shouting voice sounded again, Lan Xiang continued to chop chicken food.

In the second half of the morning, Hai's returned home, and Lan Ya was distressed to help Hai's dry clothes.

After dinner, Lan Ya touched her belly that was not full, and once again sighed at this kind of hungry days, seeing that Hai's waist was uncomfortable, so she let Hai's lie on the kang, and she sat on Hai's back, and carefully massaged Hai's to relieve fatigue.

Hai snorted comfortably and said with a smile: "It is said that girls are money-losers, how good and caring my daughters are, except for not bringing sticks, everything is good." ”

Glancing at Lan Ya's little bald head, he smiled playfully and rarely: "There is one more bad thing, the little bald ......"

Lan Ya habitually touched the hair on her head, and replied dissatisfiedly: "Mother, people have grown some of it, and they still laugh at me......"

The two chatted diligently.

Lan Xiang came into the house and saw that Lan Ya was also in the house, a picture of wanting to talk and stopping, Lan Ya couldn't go out, and it was called a comfortable press for Hai's family.

Lan Xiang hesitated for a long time, then took out the wooden hairpin and put it on the kang and said: "Mother, this is the wooden hairpin that the eldest mother gave me, I didn't pull her, and it was forced into my hand, what do you mean by trolling and trolling my eldest mother?" ”

Hai's frowned, thought for a long time, and said with a smile: "Maybe your eldest mother wants to open it, like your second mother, and treat us well." ”

Thinking of the roll of He's eyes at himself during the day, Lan Ya would not be so simple, and squinted and thought for a long time.

His eyes turned to the orchid that had gained some weight in the past few days and had recovered a few colors, and an ominous premonition came to his heart.

Lan Ya couldn't help but say solemnly: "Mother, you think of people too well, if your mother learns well, why don't you help the family?" If the eldest mother learns well, why is she only kind to the eldest sister, I think the eldest mother has the idea of marrying Lan Xiang. ”

Hai hesitated, "Can't you?" Lan Yue doesn't have her in-laws yet, so she can't come with Lan Yue? ”

Lan Ya glanced at the naΓ―ve Hai Clan sympathetically, sighed and said, "Mother, the good ones are naturally kept for Lan Yue." ”

Hai Shi was stunned: "Is it bad?" ”

Lan Ya nodded heavily.

Hai's face was angry, and he suddenly got up from the kang, flipped the orchid buds on his back on the kang at once, and hit his head on the edge of the wood on the edge of the kang, and became red.

Hai Shi suddenly exhaled with his mouth in distress, and said regretfully: "It's all to blame Niang, just thinking about returning the wooden hairpin, pushing the family matter, forgetting that you are still on your back, exhale, it won't hurt......"

Lan Ya aggrieved to bear Hai's gentle touch, took the hairpin in Hai's hand in his hand, and took a cloth towel on the kang with disgust, wiped it vigorously countless times, and saw that the black noodles on it were just dirty, so he handed it back to Lan Xiang and said: "Sister, wash it well tomorrow." ”