This is a war without gunpowder.

Xu Xuanyue was nervous at this time like a recruit who was on the battlefield for the first time.

Makeup, costumes, movements, words, and even movements can be powerful weapons against the enemy, but they can also be transformed into a sword that reverses the spearhead and stabs at oneself.

She knew that any preparation was not a foolproof against the enemy she was about to face, and that it would be the toughest encounter of her life.

Any one mistake could turn the tide of the battle and change the direction of the wind.

She was upright, ready to charge at any moment, waiting for the arrival of the enemy in her best condition.

Murderous! It's a lot of oppression.

The moment the person stepped into the classroom, Xu Xuanyue seemed to be able to smell the smell of blood in the air, rushing into her nose, pressing on her nerves, and her throat cracking like a dry riverbed.

It felt like a pair of hands clenching her throat, unable to breathe, and the next second she was going to end up here.

"I can't back down." Xu Xuanyue thought.

It's for this moment that I've made these preparations, otherwise, wouldn't I make them useless?

She took a deep breath and cleared her throat.

Today, if you don't succeed, you will become benevolent!

"Morning! Yuhan. On the morning of the first day of school, she stretched out her hand to Ke Yuhan, who was about to sit in her seat, and said hello.

"Early." Ke Yuhan replied with his standard smile. Then wipe the bench with your hands, sit down, check the hole in the table, put the school bag, take the book, turn the book, and the whole process is as smooth as a reflex.

Seeing this, Xu Xuanyue was ready to throw her first olive branch.

"Yuhan, let's get to know each other, for example...... Well, what are your interests? Xu Xuanyue tried to start a conversation. Talking about family affairs is too direct, talking about dreams is too long, and hobbies are one of the easiest topics to get to know each other.

When Ke Yuhan heard this, he picked up his left watch and observed the time, looked up and paused for two seconds in contemplation, and pushed his glasses: "We can talk for about five and a half minutes, let's start." ”

"Huh?" Xu Xuanyue frowned and said in surprise: "Why is it only five and a half minutes?" ”

Ke Yuhan looked at Xu Xuanyue like a fool, his eyes flashed, he put on the bookmark and closed the book, crossed his fingers with his hands, and bent down to explain.

"Because the road to school was much smoother today, I was able to reach the school 5 minutes and 35 seconds earlier than expected. However, since it took me about 15 seconds to explain this sentence, according to the original plan, we can now have a conversation of about 5 minutes and 20 seconds, so as to achieve the goal of strengthening the friendship between our classmates. ”

Xu Xuanyue was stunned for a moment, and then immediately reacted: "Oh, then let's start, first of all, I have a wide range of interests and hobbies......"

"Hey, buddy, it's not good for you to talk like that, do you?" There was a voice of accountability behind Ke Yuhan, it was his twin brother Li Shan.

"Yes, brother, she just wants to chat with you, the tone of her voice is so irritable, is it better to be polite to girls, let alone a beauty, don't you know that beauties are generally privileged?" Younger brother Li Chuan echoed.

Ke Yuhan turned his head to look at the twins, looked at his watch again, and said to Xu Xuanyue: "There are still five minutes." ”

"Na!" Xu Xuanyue turned to the back seat, and Xu Xuanyue folded her hands: "I know you guys are talking for me, but leave it to me in the next five minutes, okay?" I'll go back and explain it to you. Xu Xuanyue blinked her eyes and hinted at the two brothers.

The two brothers understood, and simultaneously made a movement to zip up their mouths, and returned a wise look.

Xu Xuanyue turned back: "Ahem, that, then I have a wide range of hobbies, tennis, guitar, singing, and dancing, and my favorite hobbies are watching movies and photography!" I usually like to go out shopping with my sisters, press the road, and talk about my thoughts. Well, that's about it, what about you? After speaking, Xu Xuanyue dragged her chin and stared at Ke Yuhan with wide eyes and replied.

"Well, according to the model you just had, I have a single hobby, basically no other leisure matters except reading, I don't have many friends, and I usually stay at home to study and deal with family affairs."

Xu Xuanyue has more and more of a feeling that she is on a blind date, such an old-fashioned way of explaining is not suitable for Ke Yuhan's behavior mode as she expected, but it always feels weird, she chooses to change her strategy.

Xu Xuanyue also pretended to look at the clock hanging on the wall in front of the classroom, and pretended to be nervous and said: "This is too slow, because of the relationship of time, let's play quick questions and quick answers, a group of six questions, which is more efficient."

Ke Yuhan nodded, and unexpectedly, he agreed.

Xu Xuanyue was overjoyed, and planned to type out the many questions prepared in her mind like a cannonball.

"That's the beginning! Well...... What is your height?"

"One meter seven eight."

"Favorite author?"

"Maugham, the British realist novelist."

"Where is home?"

"Natives."

"Have you ever had a pet?"

"I've raised it."

"Name three things that are most fearful."

"Darkness, beatings, interpersonal interactions."

"Have you ever been in a relationship?"

"Nope."

After asking six step-by-step, layer-by-layer in-depth questions, the process was much smoother than Xu Xuanyue imagined, and she suddenly felt that the boy in front of her seemed to be easier to contact than she imagined, and she also secretly admired her ability to make friends, and sighed that her preparation last night was not in vain.

"Then it's my turn, right?" Ke Yuhan asked.

Xu Xuanyue came back to her senses: "Well, let's ask, this girl will accept all the orders!" Xu Xuanyue clasped her hands and put on a posture of letting the horse come.

Ke Yuhan pushed down his glasses and arched his nose: "So start, what is your birthday?" ”

"July 23rd."

"How many people are in the family?"

"Three people, my mom, my dad and me."

"Is your net height 1.64 meters?"

"That's right, I guessed it right." Xu Xuanyue quipped.

"Do you have more than three years of fitness experience?"

"Uh...... Yes, that's right. ”

"Do you have mild myopia and wear myopic contact lenses?"

"Can you see that? Is it obvious? She opened her mouth in surprise.

"Do you weigh between 48 kg and 51 kg?"

"This ...... Hey, it's rude to say that girls weigh well! She was so angry that she clenched her fists and stomped her foot underneath.

"I'm done." Ke Yuhan secretly sighed in his heart that his calculations were correct, smiled inadvertently, and pushed down his glasses again.

Although Xu Xuanyue was not surprised by his reasoning ability, the accuracy of the calculation also made her feel a certain sense of crisis, but she still faintly admired his logical thinking ability in her heart. But these words made the two brothers behind hear them, and they were stunned.

"Ahem, there's still a little bit of time, so since you're so accurate, I'll ask you another question."

Xu Xuanyue clasped her hands in front of her chest, cocked her legs, tilted her head to look at Ke Yuhan, and showed a malicious smile.

"Hey, guess how old I am now?"

The two brothers lowered their eyelids in disappointment in the back.

Xu Xuanyue saw their reaction and thought: Cut, what do you know? I asked this question, which can not only follow up his age to compare the size of the relationship between us, and then climb the "relationship" to shorten the distance, but also make him feel that I am willing to discuss with him such a private issue of girls, showing my trust in him, isn't it a matter of killing two birds with one stone and killing two birds with one stone? She proudly waited for Ke Yuhan's answer.

Ke Yuhan frowned, showing an embarrassed expression: "Shouldn't this be a matter of impoliteness for girls?" ”

Xu Xuanyue thought to herself: Wow, it turns out that he can understand this impoliteness, it seems that emotional intelligence is not so hopeless. Shaking his hand, he replied heartily: "It's okay, it's okay with my approval." Xu Xuanyue expressed her open-mindedness.

Ke Yuhan still frowned, took a deep breath, as if sighing helplessly, sat up straight and faced Xu Xuanyue, squinted his eyes with his glasses and looked at her, tilted to the left, turned to the right, swallowed his saliva, and said embarrassedly: "Visual...... There should be A-cups on both the left and right sides. ”