Chapter 80: Two Perverts
In fact, when Yu Dan just entered the hall of the service area, she already felt that something was wrong, because when she walked in, all the ghosts sitting in the service area looked up at her almost at the same time, and Yu Dan felt a hairy in her heart!
But she also knew that it might be that these ghosts felt something different in her body, and Zhao Qiankun also said before coming in that although the Maoshan secret method can reduce the fire on her body, it doesn't mean that it can make her exactly the same as a ghost, so there will still be some differences after all.
It's just that these ghosts are just suspicious, after all, very few living people can enter the Yin and Yang Realm, and because of this, there is the fat ghost who asked Yu Dan to help pick up the eyeballs. In fact, I just want to test whether Yu Dan is a human being. Because if you were a ghost, you wouldn't mind that.
But people are different, except for the kind of people who are extremely perverted in their hearts, few of the rest of the people can pick it up quietly when they see such an eyeball rolling on the ground. However, in this case, in order to try his best to find my soul, Yu Dan still endured the nausea in his heart and the feeling in his hands, and picked up this eyeball!
And deliberately put on a look that I don't want to mess with, which slightly shocked these ghosts. Let them weigh whether they can do it before looking for something. It's just that the fake is fake after all, Yu Dan just relied on the breath in his heart, if this breath dispersed, his paper tiger would not be able to scare people.
There was no place to sell anything in the service area, just two men in black suits, standing there and looking at the ghosts in the lounge without saying a word. Yu Dan glanced at these two ghosts and knew that nine times out of ten, they should be the ghosts who managed here. Yu Dan thought for a moment, then made up his mind, and walked over to the two ghosts with a smile on his face.
The two ghosts in black suits have been staring at Yu Dan intently since she came in, you must know that the ghosts here are basically very few good-looking after they come in, even if there are one or two beautiful female ghosts, most of them are incomplete, either with one less arm, or one less leg.
So it's really rare to see a female ghost like Yu Dan who is good-looking and has sound limbs after finishing things. Of course, that's what those two ghosts think. Yu Dan slowly walked in front of the two ghosts, saluted the two ghosts, and then said: "Hello two big brothers, the little girl has just arrived, dare to ask what kind of place this is." ”
Yu Dan used the kind of voice that was called very loud in the yang world, and there was a charming smile on his face, and he almost hooked the souls of these two ghosts in an instant! Hearing this, the bodies of the two ghosts were almost crispy. As soon as the words fell, one of the ghosts pretended to be serious and said: "Little girl, this is the Yin and Yang Realm, seeing that you are a newcomer, there is an introduction to the Yin and Yang Realm over there, you can just go and see for yourself, but well." ”
Before he finished speaking, he was directly interrupted by another ghost: "However, our two brothers are the ones in charge of this service area, so we should help the little girl explain to you, my name is Wang Er, this is my eldest brother Wang Da!" As soon as Yu Dan heard the words of these two ghosts, and the eyes in their eyes when they looked at him, he knew that these two ghosts should belong to that kind of pervert.
So I had a point in my heart and threw a wink directly at Wang Er and Wang Da: "Then trouble the two elder brothers, and ask the two elder brothers to tell their sister about the situation here." Yu Dan's two sentences directly made Wang Da, who was pretending to be serious, and looked at Yu Dan and nodded incessantly: "No problem, no problem." ”
Wang Er also quickly laughed, then pointed to the seat behind him and said, "Little girl, sit down." Yu Dan smiled at the two ghosts, just as the so-called looking back and smiling at Bai Meisheng, this smile directly fascinated the two ghosts!
After Yu Dan sat down, the two ghosts sat and stood one by one, and Wang Da took the lead in explaining to Yu Dan about the Yin and Yang world. "Little sister, the reason why this place is called the Yin and Yang Realm is because he is a transit station between the underworld and the yang world, and many dead ghosts, especially those who died accidentally, will come to the Yin and Yang world first, and there is a special car in the Yin and Yang world, which is responsible for sending them to the underworld.
Of course, here, because sometimes there are a lot of ghosts, and the cars of the underworld are not enough, there is an existence like this kind of service area, and there are two people on duty like our brothers in each service area, and the two of us are the ghosts of the underworld! The existence of a minor god belonging to one side. ”
The ghost named Wang Da said while sticking gold on his face, in fact, where is he a small god! In fact, it's just a miscellaneous person in the underworld. After listening to this, Yu Dan nodded and then asked, "Then these ghosts are all staying in this service area, how do you know who those cars sent away?" ”
After Yu Dan finished asking, Wang Er couldn't wait to show off: "You don't know this, right?" Each of us has a roster in our hands, which records who came and who left, and also records the names of the ghosts in all the service areas in this yin and yang world, I dare say that as long as the two of us brothers want to find it, there is no ghost in this yin and yang world, and the two of us brothers can't find it. ”
Yu Dan breathed a sigh of relief in his heart after hearing this, it seems that this is really a bit of an unexpected gain, his guess is right, these service areas must have been built by the underworld, and there must be a record of every ghost. It's a loss that the two ghosts I met are two perverts, otherwise it would be really difficult to do!
So Yu Dan had an idea, and then came up with a solution, looking at Wang Da and Wang Er, he suddenly cried. Yu Dan's crying made Wang Da and Wang Er cry, making the two ghosts at a loss, and hurriedly asked, "What's wrong with my sister?" Is it a ghost who bullied you, you name it! Brothers, I'm going to avenge you! ”
Yu Dan said while crying pear blossoms with rain: "I have an elder brother, I accidentally fell off the cliff when I went out to play with me, and I couldn't see the two people who died, but I didn't expect that there was such a thing as the Yin and Yang Realm here, so it's like seeing if I can see my brother here, but I can't find a girl!" ”
Wang Da and Wang Er are also a little confused, they don't feel strange, how can the girl who fell off the cliff not have any injuries at all. But these two ghosts can't think about it so much now, they just know to leave a good impression in front of the beauty.
So Wang Da directly lined up his chest and said: "This is a trivial matter!" Tell me your brother's name, I'll help you find out where he is now, as long as he's in the Yin and Yang Realm, I'll be able to find it for you! Yu Dan hurriedly looked at Wang Da and looked at Wang Da with a look full of expectation and gratitude: "Really? Is it really possible? ”
Wang Da nodded: "Of course you can!" Yu Dan said happily: "Thank you, Brother Wang." Then he changed his eyes and said, "It's a pity, my sister doesn't know how to repay Brother Wang." Wang Da's eyes lit up after hearing this! Then he hurriedly said: "Our two brothers also have positions in the underworld, and they will rotate every three years in the Yin and Yang Realm, and our two brothers will leave here in less than two months."
My sister can stay in the underworld for a while longer, so that she will have a chance to repay our brothers! Wang Da's eyes leaked an obscene gaze, and Yu Dan actually wanted to pull out the peach wood sword behind him and cut these two squinting ghosts in his heart, but he still held back!
Yu Dan smiled: "As long as I can find my brother, my sister will definitely repay the two brothers." Just as Yu Dan was speaking, Wang Er had already brought a black booklet, and then asked, "What's your brother's name?" Yu Dan's heart tightened, for fear that the cause of death would be recorded in this booklet, you must know that I was bitten by the natal Gu when I was fighting with others.
But Yu Dan said that he fell off the cliff and died, I don't know if the two ghosts will see the flaw, but at this point, I can only try my luck and gamble! So Yu Dan quietly grabbed the hilt of the peachwood sword behind his back with one hand, and continued to say in his own very sinister voice: "My brother's name is Li Hao, and I asked the two brothers to check it." ”
Wang Er nodded and began to look through the booklet in his hand, when Wang Er looked through the booklet, Yu Dan's hand that quietly held the hilt of the sword was full of sweat, but he still looked at Wang Da with a smile and a trace of worry on his face, pretending to be really tired! At the same time, the heart is also hanging in the throat.
After about five minutes, Wang Er finally raised his head, and then said with a smile and a little courtesy: "Sister, I found it, this Li Hao should be born in 1990, born in Shandong, right?" He's not far from the service area in front of him, and if you don't see him any later, he's about to take the car to the underworld! ”
Yu Dan breathed a sigh of relief after hearing this, it seemed that this Wang Er didn't see anything, so he quickly pretended to be worried and said, "What can I do!" I don't know the road, it's all foggy, how can I see my brother? ”
Wang Da hurriedly lined up his chest and said, "It's not a big deal! I have a car, I'll just take you there! Yu Dan looked at Wang Da in front of him gratefully. Embarrassed, he said, "How embarrassing is this?" It's too much trouble! As he spoke, he threw a wink at Wang Da.
Wang Da was stimulated by Yu Dan's flattering eyes: "It's nothing, nothing!" What's the trouble with this! Let's go, I'll send you over! ”