An hour later, I walked out of the back room, and of course Qian Wei's soul was sent away. When I came out, I saw Zhang Mu and Tengu waiting for me in the front hall. "How? Finished talking? Zhang Mu sat on the sofa and said after seeing me.

"It's over, alas." As he spoke, he took off his robe and threw it on the sofa, and then sat down in it. "What's wrong? Alas, sighing? Didn't talk about it? Zhang Mu looked at me and threw the cigarette on the table.

"If only we hadn't talked about it." I took out a cigarette from the cigarette case, then lit one for myself and said helplessly. "What the hell is going on?" I lit a cigarette and took a deep breath, then half-leaned on the sofa and said to Zhang Mu: "This guy is not fake, and he did let the car crush to death." It's just that I really don't know what to say about this guy's death. ”

"What the hell! Hurry up! "Zhang Mu saw that I didn't say anything for a long time, and he was also a little anxious." Okay, okay, don't worry, I'll start from the beginning. I took a look at my thoughts and told Qian Wei what I had just talked about.

"The cause of this guy's death is quite tragic. Qian Wei originally had a proper job, he ran a big car in a transportation company, pulling some construction waste or something for others, and he had nothing to do, and his father also had some money, so this guy had a girlfriend a long time ago, and it was originally at the stage of talking about marriage.

This guy just got engaged to his girlfriend this day, and when he was happy, he drank two more glasses, but his boss called him and said that he had a trip that was very urgent, and asked him to help immediately, and this kid went, because he drank a lot of brains and was not very good and had a little car accident, and he ended up riding himself in.

This kid told me that his greatest wish in his heart was to marry a daughter-in-law, so he gave his father a dream, and his father found us and said that he wanted us to help. "I watched Zhang Mu tell him what Qian Wei told me." Isn't that nothing? Wouldn't it be nice to marry him a ghost daughter-in-law, it can be regarded as his wish! After Zhang Mu finished speaking, I looked at Zhang Mu like a fool.

"You're still doing this! Let me ask you, is there any resentment when a person has a wish in his heart before he dies that he cannot fulfill it? "Yes!" Zhang Mu nodded and replied to me. "Okay, let me ask you again, what did I say earlier is the most taboo for marrying a yin relative?" I got angry and pulled out another box of cigarettes from my cigarette case.

"Resentment! Didn't you say it earlier? Zhang Mu still replied stupidly. Depend on! Big brother, are you really stupid or fake stupid! This Qian Wei's wish in his heart is to be able to marry a daughter-in-law, as long as this goal is achieved, he will have no resentment, he will be a normal ghost, but if he wants to marry a yin to satisfy his desire to marry a daughter-in-law, he can't have resentment! So it's stuck in an endless loop! Got it? ”

"Oh, that's it! If you had said that earlier, wouldn't I have understood? "Zhang Mu seems to be still complaining that I didn't explain it to him earlier.

"Your uncle! You can fucking do this with your intelligence! "After I finished scolding Zhang Mu, I continued to smoke my own fireworks." Alas, Li Hao, tell me, why can't this resentful person get married? Zhang Mu took the cup and poured me a glass of water and put it on the table, and then said.

I tugged hard at the collar of my clothes to make myself comfortable, then picked up the water glass and held it in my hand and said, "Alas, it's not that I can't do it, but there are too many uncertainties when I do it, you know, I also have to fucking set up a banquet when I get married."

If you have nothing, two people get married, then as long as the program is right, basically nothing will happen, but if you are a person with resentment, then the resentment on his body is very easy, what kind of grievances are around, ghosts! There are also those ghosts who have grievances and have nowhere to report. ”

"Why? You got married, what are those ghosts doing here? Zhang Mu still asked with a puzzled expression. Grass, can you use your brain! For example, if you are a resentful soul, you are married, you have a daughter-in-law, so what will those unjust souls who do not have a daughter-in-law think? I haven't redressed my grievances here, and you're married! You'll still be wandering around time all day long, and you'll already have someone to do a ritual for you. Can they balance their minds? ”

After I looked at Zhang Mu and finished speaking, I began to fall into a deep helplessness again. Zhang Mu didn't speak after looking at me, and lit a cigarette and sat on the sofa to accompany me to worry.

What to do! What to do! I'm definitely not afraid of ghosts, but the relatives of both sides must be present when they get married, and I don't have anything in case there are really some lonely ghosts, but what about those ordinary people present! Really make something ha, that's hilarious.

Just when I was worried, Tengu, who had not spoken on the side, suddenly interjected: "Uncle Shi, you don't know how to form a formation, wouldn't it be good if you just set up a formation or something to trap the ghosts who are coming, it's not easy!" "Tengu's words reminded me at once, yes! I can completely raise the formation, and then seal the location of the work, so that I am not afraid of making trouble.

"Yes! Brat! It's still okay when it's critical! Uncle Shi didn't misread you. I stood up and patted Tengu on the shoulder, then complimented him without hesitation. Cut! You're just stupid! Tengu said disdainfully as he pulled my hand away. I rely on your uncle! Am I stupid? That fool drank the disinfectant water as Nima mineral water when he first came out!

"Grass! Originally, I wanted to say that Uncle Shi invited you to a meal, but now it seems that it is better to forget it, you will slowly become your smart person, and I will go to sleep. With that, I turned around and walked straight into the backyard. Only Tengu and Zhang Mu were left outside.

"Brother Zhang, did you say that my uncle was really going to invite me to dinner?" Tengu looked at Zhang Mu and asked seriously. "Damn! How many times has Lao Tzu told you! If you call Li Hao Uncle Shi, don't call me Brother Zhang! How did Lao Tzu unconsciously become a generation younger than him! Zhang Mu shouted loudly at the tengu.

"Cut! My master entrusted me to my uncle before he died, so he is my uncle! I call you Brother Zhang for the sake of my uncle's face, you talk about you! You don't eat as much as I do, and you can't beat me in fights, what's the use of you? If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have bothered to pay attention to you! "Tengu's words are always so annoying. I don't even know how Zhang Mu endured it, and it seems that Zhang Mu is quite rare.

"If you eat too much, you can think of it! If you have a lot of strength, you have the ability, right? The strength of the crane is also great, why don't you care about the crane and call the big brother! Zhang Mu didn't know where he got the strength to talk to the tengu like this.

"Are you stupid? Do you call the crane big brother? Then do you see a Mercedes-Benz on the road, you still have to call uncle! Tengu looked at Zhang Mu with a puzzled expression and said.

"! You're awesome! I can't fix you! I'll go to sleep! With that, Zhang Mu prepared to leave the inner room. After walking two steps, Tengu said again: "Brother Zhang, my uncle slept on the bed inside, and I slept on the sofa outside, where do you sleep?" ”

Zhang Mu stopped in place in an instant, then turned his head to look at the tengu, then turned to look at me who had entered the back room, and then said helplessly: "Okay! You two are amazing! Your uncle's! It's obvious that Lao Tzu invested money to open this store! In the end, it's dominated by the two of you every day! After saying that, he walked out slowly. Brother Zhang, where are you going in the middle of the night? Tengu also added a sentence, which almost made Zhang Mu put on the door frame: "Lao Tzu went home to sleep!" Zhang Mu shouted and walked out of the store.

I heard this shout on the bed inside, and after listening to it, I thought about it and then sneered, you see, I take care of Brother Zhang Mu, when someone is there, I call him Senior Brother, he calls me Senior Brother, and when it's over, Tengu keeps calling him Brother Zhang, this is nothing, but the Tengu who doesn't die always calls me Uncle, this mess!

And Tengu is okay and often uses his natural thinking to bully Zhang Mu, things like the above basically happen in Fuqing Hall every day, and I'm used to seeing it.

After the fun, I covered my head and began to sleep, leaving Tengu and Zhang Mu outside to study the affairs of the generations. After dawn, I took out my mobile phone under the pillow and sent a text message to Cen Si, because I had already told her about my marriage to a bond, so Cen Si also knew what I was doing, so he didn't pester me.

Today is the end of the busy matter, so I hurried to report to my ancestors. Cen Si, this little girl, didn't know where to get her interest from, as soon as she heard that I was going to do a family affair for two dead people, she had to go to participate in it, and she had to go with me to see everything.

I really couldn't help her soft grinding and hard foam, so I had to agree. Well, the above sentence is that I bragged, but the actual situation is that Cen Si said two sentences: "Li Hao, I want to see the yin kiss!" That's the first sentence. The second sentence is: "If you don't let me see it, my mother will kill herself!" Then turn into a ghost and go to see! ”

Well, these two sentences completely defeated me! I really didn't dare not let her go, or she wouldn't have killed herself, but there was still a possibility of killing me.

Actually, it's not that outsiders can't be present when they get married, as long as they don't talk nonsense and just simply watch the ceremony, it's still nothing. So I agreed. It's just that something I never expected happened on this kiss!

This happened to change the rest of my life! If I mean, if, if I could turn back time, I wouldn't have agreed to Cen Si to see this yin kiss ceremony anyway. It's a pity that there is everything in this world, but there is no regret medicine for sale!