Chapter 298: The Temptation of the Water Serpent
Yubai rolled his eyes, looked at Lin'er, who was extremely awkward as a little adult, and threw the chicken leg into the small bowl and said, "What are you doing on the battlefield?" ”
Xiao Budian frowned, looked at the greasy and crooked chicken leg with disgust, and looked at Yu Bai with dissatisfaction, if he hadn't tried to restrain himself, it was estimated that even the whole bowl would have been buckled to the ground.
Seeing Yu Bai's disapproving face, his personal heroism was troubled, and he replied with a serious face: "Defend the family and the country, and protect the frontier!" ”
Yubai's eyes were firm, his lips were firmly pursed into a line, and he nodded solemnly and said, "What does it depend on to protect the family and the country and protect the frontier?" ”
Xiao Bu proudly straightened his chest and said, "I rely on martial arts to cover my body!" Best! ”
Yubai nodded firmly again, unconsciously tore off a chicken wing, put it in his mouth and gnawed it, squeaked and gnawed twice, and lit the table with a bone rhythm: "Okay, very good!" The body is the capital of the revolution! If you don't have a good body, how can you protect your family and defend the country? Why protect the frontier? Why martial arts? Why is art overwhelming? In the future, practice every morning for half an hour, don't drag me down the soldiers of Xiao Guo! The Motherland needs you! The people need you! Come on! Macho!!! ”
Tired of roaring, Yubai's sinful hand stretched out to the other chicken wing, and the mountain sounded.
Quiet, deathly still!!
Xiao Bu's little face was flushed, as if Xiao Guo's rivers and mountains were carried on his body, and he gnawed on the chicken legs like chicken blood, and when he wanted to eat another one, the chicken was no longer on all fours, and it became a naked convex chicken.
Yu Bai embarrassedly took out half of the chicken wings in his mouth, handed them to Xiao Bu'er and said, "Or, this, for you?" ”
I don't know if it's because it's a cleanliness or a righteous person, I didn't say anything, and continued to bury my head in eating.
Yubai looked at the chicken wings that still had his saliva in his hand embarrassed, thinking that the little guy was disgusted, and he felt a rare sense of guilt in his heart, besides, he had no resistance to children, so he screwed off the chicken head very neatly, put it in the little guy's bowl and said: "A soldier who doesn't want to be a general is not a good soldier, our army needs you, the future leader!" Eat!!! ”
The little guy looked at the chicken head in the bowl with disgust, his eyebrows were tangled like walnuts, but in the end, he silently acquiesced!
The corners of Xiao Yu's mouth were like cramps, and he followed two guys who didn't like meat, and he felt that his mouth was fading out of the bird, and he finally let the guards beat a chicken, and now the chicken wings and chicken legs are gone, and even the chicken head is gone! If you don't start again, it is estimated that there will not even be a chicken butt left, and the chopsticks are flying, and you will not even be in the mood to rectify the fish white.
Pingqinghou looked at this strange little soldier strangely, his facial features were so beautiful that he couldn't speak, he was full of ruffianism, he was rare and bold, and his awe of himself and Xiao Yu was also very perfunctory---.
Pingqinghou was rarely good-tempered, but he just glanced at the "bald" chicken on the plate, and said in a deep voice: "The big steward of the penalty fish catches ten pheasants tonight." ”
Whoa! It's night now, and you let the "lame" Lao Tzu run all over the mountain to catch chickens? Yubai arched angrily, his face changed twice, and he was thinking about exploiting the five wolves of the Feng family to fight, Pingqinghou had already lowered his head and said: "You can't do it for you, let alone 'lame' chickens."
Yaya, you are the 'lame chicken', and your whole family is a 'lame chicken'!! You have long seen that the chicken is "lame", and you still listen to Lao Tzu's nonsense so calmly! I didn't want Pingqinghou to make any more moths, so he pretended to recognize the bear and lowered his little head, replied softly "yes", and limped back, scolding the wind wolf eighteen times in his heart.
In the dead of night, it is a time of homesickness, but the fish manager is chasing the pheasant in the jungle like a wild man, there is no net, and he can't use martial arts.
Finally caught one, the corners of Yubai's mouth rose, and the pheasant was rectified on the spot, and it was roasted on the fire, full of aroma, just tore off a thigh, stretched out a big hand out of thin air, and was so frightened that Yubai almost threw the chicken leg on the ground, saying what he was afraid of, and when he raised his eyes, it was Pingqing Hou Yesye.
At this time, Pingqinghou's hair was wet, exuding a good smell of fragrant pancreas, his upper body was barearmed, his lower body was only wearing a pair of white middle pants, his long hair was half-pulled on his back, a lock was leaked down, draped over his shoulders, and the black ink hair was dripping on Pingqinghou's chest.
Yubai's thoughts and ghosts made the gods appear blank, just staring at the two red cherries on the man's chest, for a moment, no crooked thoughts, no thoughts, just staring blankly, like the mood of modern people chasing stars, giving birth to a kind of thought that can only be watched from a distance and not blasphemed, and I feel sorry for this man inexplicably, this is the idol of the women of Xiaocheng in Jeonbuk, Xiao Yu's reputation is fair, such a good figure, Xiao Yu is really a tyrannical thing and a pity to live without it......
Pingqinghou was actually blushing when he was seen.
After marching for half a month, Lin'er was sticky, and Lin'er could take a bath in the tent, but she didn't want to wash in front of Xiao Yu, so she had to run to the river pond in the dead of night, and when she came back, she caught Yubai who stole the chicken again.
Pingqing Hou simply picked up the washed clothes with a tree branch and put them by the fire to dry, and said to Yubai, who was still stunned, with a rare soothing expression: "Let's continue to eat." ”
Yu Bai finally took a breath and turned his head not daring to look at such a half-naked man.
Pingqinghou thought that Yubai was embarrassed because he was caught by himself, and no longer continued the topic, his eyes looked at the firelight, and he didn't know what to think, when Yu thought that this guy had become a fossil, Pingqinghou spoke, as if talking to himself: "After Lin'er died, he didn't like to talk, and he ate less, Ben Hou was very worried about him, thank you today." ”
Oh, it turned out that he was crooked and made this little guy eat more. Yubai breathed a long sigh of relief, took a bite of chicken, added the greasy around his lips with his little tongue, and said eloquently: "You don't know, it is not possible to deal with children with those 'Zhihu also' or stick education, leaving a psychological shadow in childhood, and it will become a nightmare for the rest of your life, children should be like children, go up to the tree to dig birds, go down to the river to fish, engage in pranks, and play clever, this is right." ”
Pingqinghou looked at Yubai weirdly, the subtext is obvious, just like you?
Yubai looked down again in embarrassment, and saw the fragrant pancreas that the man put on the ground beside him, his body became more and more itchy, and he sneered: "That, Master Hou, although the small one is not high, but he is used to eating in brocade clothes, can this fragrant pancreas be lent to the small one?" ”
Pingqinghou frowned for a while, thinking that it was just a piece of fragrant pancreas, and it would be good to reward the next person, nodded silently, and stood up.
Yubai was as happy as a magpie on a tree, and he also stood up, and said with a flattering face: "Master Hou, we are all so familiar, these ten chickens ......"
The man opened his mouth to say goodbye, but when he saw the smile of the fish's white triumph, the words changed again when he came to his mouth, and said, "Not a single leg is missing." ”
Yubai screamed miserably, and desperately stuffed the chicken leg back into the chicken, but, the gap that was obviously missing a bite on it couldn't be filled, like the missing apple, but, people's mobile phones are more valuable, and it is only enough to fill the stomach.
The corners of Pingqinghou's mouth rose, he was in a good mood, and he walked towards the tent.
Yu Bai angrily threw the chicken leg aside, took the fragrant pancreas and went in the direction of Pingqinghou's return, even if he was tired, he had to be comfortable before he spoke.
Pingqinghou entered the tent, there was only one big couch in the tent, Lin'er was on the outermost, Xiao Yu was in big characters, very indecent in the innermost, there were three or four people in the middle, even so, Pingqinghou really didn't want to breathe in the same place as Xiao Yu, seeing Lin'er's ruddy complexion, it must be the reason for the oil and water and the amount of food, thinking of Yubai's merits, thinking of the appearance of water snakes in the bathing river pond, Yubai, who was born in business, was afraid that his life was in danger, for the sake of treating Lin'er's good face, Pingqinghou felt that he needed to remind the surnamed fish.
Pingqinghou put on his clothes and hurriedly walked towards the river pond again.
Today is the night of the full moon, the moonlight is like water, and the light is like jade; The river is rippling and sparkling. The fish white had already walked into the water impatiently, his long hair was meekly draped on his chest, fading away from the cunning of the day, the disguise in front of people, he was so quiet, the moon on his head was sprinkled, the stars were shining, and the moon phase was shining and blending into a scene.
The fish white lotus root arm is like jade, stirring up the river water, the moon is like a belt, and the water waves are like silver, Pingqinghou feels that his breath is short, and he doesn't know why he has this reaction to a man.
A heavy wheezing sound like breathing, Yubai frowned, his movements stagnated, and the man was busy holding his breath, not daring to walk or move, just greedily looking at the moonlight and shadow in the water.
Two zebra-patterned water snakes swam towards the fish white, the corners of the fish white's mouth were upturned, and the body spun and flew up like a spinning top, and the two water snakes, like her glorious water sleeves, flew around and centrifuged away on both arms, and the wonderful carcass seemed to be the original one of nature, more gentle and beautiful than the moonlight.
Pingqing Hou Jun's face was like a tide, and he pressed his chest tightly to prevent his heart from jumping out of his body uncontrollably. It turned out that the world-famous bold, money-hungry and lustful Yubai was such a peerless and elegant woman, and she was also such a wonderful Huizhi person......
The man quietly hid and retreated, and his graceful posture seeped into his mind like Gu poison, and he couldn't get rid of it even if he wanted to.
Yubai washed all over his body, used the fragrant pancreas again and again, felt that there was no dirt in the nails, and then came out of the river, feeling like washing off two catties of dirt, his body suddenly felt light, humming a happy tune, and decided to carry out her great cause of catching chickens.
When he returned to the fire, he found that ten beaten pheasants and a small porcelain bottle of wound and swelling medicine were neatly placed there.
Yu Bai looked at Pingqinghou's tent in amazement, where a light suddenly went out......