Yu Xiaobai looked at everything around her with ignorant eyes, like a dream of Huang Liang, but she knew that this was not a dream.

In order to determine the authenticity, she habitually pinched her thighs with her hands, but found that she had no hands or feet, or rather, at this time, under her body were seven or eight pairs of thorny black things that looked like feet and not feet, and together supported a green spotted, soft and wriggling body, Yu Xiaobai was disgusted by herself, and she turned into a big worm!!

Yu Xiaobai suddenly wanted to cry, but found that she had lost even the basic function of crying.

A few days ago, Yu Xiaobai was still a graceful woman who was loved by herself, flowers bloomed, and the car had a flat tire, no, to be exact, she was a female man who couldn't do it herself except for having a child, and everything else could be done independently.

It's just that in a moment, due to the mistakes of the ghost and the horse, he came to a big reversal and became what he is now.

Yu Xiaobai has worked hard in Shanghai for many years independently, in addition to the Shanghai hukou, other Shanghai white-collar workers should have, she has it, she has an apartment with her own name when she goes home, a Subaru business under her own name when she goes out, a position that the company calls well, -----sales director, and a rich second-generation fiancé emotionally, who looks gentle and elegant, respects her like a guest.

It can be said that when others are still confused about the future, Yu Xiaobai has opened a broad road to happiness.

It turns out that there is always a little bit of imperfection in a perfect life. The old chairman of the company said, whoever conquers the big order of the Kang Group will be promoted to general manager, Yu Xiaobai has worked hard to tackle key problems, and in the middle of the night, when he was singing, he bumped into his fiancé and an eighteen-year-old Lori playing in the next box to cause temptation.

Yu Xiaobai did not play a cry, two troubles and three hangings, but a gorgeous turn of arrogance, I didn't expect the chandelier on the head to fall off guard, and went straight to the little Lori, out of the love instinct for the flowers of the motherland, Yu Xiaobai stretched out his hand and pushed, the little Lori dodged, and he only had time to say "I rely on", and the whole chandelier fell gorgeously on her bright face and hair, like bright fireworks, leaving the last beautiful light and shadow in the world.

A stream of blood flowed down from Yu Xiaobai's face, imprinted on the snow-white clothes, and under the red or green wall lamp, it showed a terrible color.

In a daze, Yu Xiaobai only heard a voice and said: "Niu Tou, I think you don't call it 'Niu Head', you should call it 'Pig Head', why don't you look at it accurately, how can you make a mistake this time!" ”

Another voice said aggrievedly: "Brother 'Ma Mian', it's not entirely my fault, she pounced on herself, you have to help me......"

Ma Mian said: "Brother Niu, you always ask me to wipe your buttocks, you also have to see if my hands are big enough, can I help you wipe them." Look at it, this face has been smashed into a world map, and you can't go back if you want to. ”

Yu Xiaobai tried hard to open his eyes, but he was really tired, and slowly closed his eyes in the dialogue between Niu Tou and Ma Mian.

When I opened my eyes again, I saw that the surroundings were white, like the deepest mist, and I walked forward, but I still couldn't see clearly.

The familiar voice of the 'horse face' said, "Don't go forward, there is the reincarnation gate in front of you." Now is the time for you to be reincarnated......"

Yu Xiaobai touched his sore face, but he didn't feel it, and his hand passed it directly.

I couldn't help but exclaim, "Am I dead?" I'm dead!! Send me back!! My father and mother will come to Shanghai tomorrow to talk about marriage, and I want to stop them; I still have 108,000 yuan in my passbook that I haven't spent......"

After a while, the voice just now coughed lightly twice, so he said seriously: "People's lives are all in the book of life and death, and gods and ghosts can't, so you only have one way to reincarnate." ”

Yu Xiaobai rolled his eyes and said, "Are you a liar!! It's the 'little Lori' that you went to extradite.,As a result, I'm the 'main palace' to extradite.,Although it's my fault first.,Out of instinct to save her.,But you also have to bear half of the responsibility......"

'Bull Head' panicked and shouted in a trembling voice: "Brother Ma, she knows!" She knew it all!! What to do, what to do? ”

'Ma Mian' stroked his forehead with sorrow, and now, he was really led away by the nose of the cow. He seemed to be calm and said: "Let's take a step back, don't be entangled in the fact that you will return to the fish Xiaobai, we will reincarnate the host for you and ensure that everything is as you want." ”

Yu Xiaobai rolled his eyes and said, "Who knows what kind of cat and dog you are looking for me." ”

Seeing that there was room for maneuver, the 'bull head' hurriedly replied: "Cats have nine lives, and we will give you nine chances to choose." ”

Yu Xiaobai was silent, but saw a leg stretched out in the white mist and kicked himself towards a black hole in the white mist.

Yu Xiaobai instinctively twisted his body, dodged the other party's feet, backhanded pincers, grabbed the ankle, and pulled the other party in his direction, a bull-headed monster appeared in front of Yu Xiaobai's eyes without reservation, the faces of the two were only an inch, and the big eyes stared at each other, Yu Xiaobai was so frightened that his body couldn't help but rise, and fell straight into another black hole like a dead fish.

'Ma Mian' looked at the 'bull head' who was still in a daze, and said with a smile: "I knew that this would be useful, I would have shown up earlier, why did I bother so much, why did I promise her the life of the ninth generation?" ”

'Bull Head' pointed to the black hole where Yu Xiaobai fell, and asked dementedly: "Brother Ma, is this a lifetime?" She's become an 'insect man'. ”

'Ma Mian' touched his nose and sneered: "It's better than 'vegetative people'." ”

......

The distant mountains are like daisies, the grass is green, the jungles are dyed, and the rivers are murmuring. A touch of the slanting sun falls, which seems to take away the fatigue of the day and leaves a leisurely charm.

The villagers who work at sunrise and rest at sunset, in twos and threes, return to their homes with misty cooking smoke, or stop under the hundred-year-old tree at the entrance of the village, or enjoy the coolness, or chat.

Carefully distinguish the voice, only to hear a rough man say: "Third Brother Yu, the Zhuo family is going to hire a long-term worker, I heard that white steamed buns, chicken, duck and fish can be made, do you want to go?" ”

Another sharp-beaked monkey laughed and said, "Jia Er, are you stupid?" You also went to this Zhuo family? I bet you won't be there for two days, and you won't know how you're going to die! If I win, let your mother-in-law stay with me, what about it? ”

received a laugh from everyone as scheduled, and the person who called Jia Er turned red.

The big man smacked his mouth, so he said mysteriously: "Our village is partial, far away from the county seat, my second uncle's brother-in-law's concubine's second brother-in-law's niece and son-in-law are in the county shop for people to use as an account, everyone in the county knows that five years ago, Wang Nanchuan with a different surname was captured by the Qin State because of his concubine, and he fell into the country Li people in disregard, and deliberately lost the seventeen counties of Nanchuan in Xiao State. In the end, it was the emperor's personal expedition that was able to recapture the fourteen counties, and the remaining three counties became the eternal shame of my Xiao country. Today, there is the virtue of tolerating people, sympathizing with the Zhuo family is the founder of the country, and there are immortal merits, so he asked and beheaded the sons of the Zhuo family, only the widow and mother-in-law who were left with a full house, plus the unborn child in the belly of the daughter-in-law of the young man, is this little Zhuozi, His Majesty specially ordered the Zhuo family to come to live in Beichuan, I heard that when he was eighteen years old, he would return to Nanchuan to inherit the prince. ”

The sharp-mouthed man is a famous second leper in Yujia Village, named Yu Sanhu, and with the little chaff in his head, he can't say such a word.

This is to show the ink in front of the widow Zhang in the west of the village, and repeat the words of the bookkeeper word for word, just according to the gourd to draw the scoop, which makes the villagers stunned.

Seeing that everyone listened attentively, Yu Sanhu's interest in gossip also came up, and he secretly said: "Jia Er, do you still think you will win, the people of Quanbei Xiao are guessing that bets are also being developed in the gambling house, betting on whether the future king of Nanchuan will live to be eighteen years old." Now betting on his life is a loss of 200, and they all regard him as a mortal person. You don't know how to go up, be careful, you don't know when you get clicked. ”

While speaking, Yu Sanhu wiped Jia Er's neck for a while, and several men around him gasped, and involuntarily made a decision in their hearts, although the Zhuo family is delicious, good to drink, and good to pay, but it is still not worth Qingqing's life, so it is better to stay away.

The men left, and the two young women went to the bottom of the tree, looked at the monkey-beaked monkey-shaped back of the three tigers, and took a sip.

Turned to the girl next to him and said: "Let your man stay away from him, relying on the two money in the family, I am visiting the kiln today, and I will pick up the widow's door tomorrow, it is not a thing, I see that he looks at your eyes like a hook, and I can't wait to swallow you." ”

The little daughter-in-law's face turned pale, and she hurriedly walked to her home in the east of the village with her washed clothes.

Such a day when the east family and the west family slowed down for a short time are what Yu Xiaobai has always longed for in the fast-food city.

Now, watching these scenes like a scene being staged, I don't feel happy at all, and I really have no reason to be happy.

Because, now, she has not crossed into two lepers and three tigers, nor has she crossed into a little daughter-in-law who is thought of by him, and she has not crossed into a woman with a loud voice and grievances. Even, even the people who ate melons did not catch it, but crossed into a soft insect, and crossed into an insect Xiaobai from Yu Xiaobai!

What she now lives on is the century-old banyan tree at the entrance of the village!!

Every day, as soon as I look down, I can see the snow-white breasts of the little daughter-in-law and the children and the men picking their feet and smoking sweaty cigarettes.