Chapter 16: Bad
Zhang Wat didn't even think about it and said no.
In fact, even if there is, it is impossible to pay attention to it with Zhang Hu's temperament, and Chen Xiaodonkey asked with the attitude of playing three shots with dates or not, and Zhang did not disappoint him with this guy's performance.
Chen Xiaodonkey said: "Then I will go to the big world tonight to guard Li Huzhen, it just so happens that my side can also move, but in the past two days, you don't have to go to the village to show your head, when to go, wait for my news." ”
"Yes." Zhang Wat nodded.
"What about me, what about me? What am I going to do tonight? Cao Hou asked impatiently.
Chen Xiaodonkey said: "After last night's outing, if I guess correctly, there may be someone guarding the door of the old lady's house tonight, are you sure that you will make a little movement at the door of the house, but it will not be discovered?" ”
Is this something more exciting?
Cao Hou understood as soon as he thought about it, and immediately patted his chest and said, "It's a piece of cake, it's not difficult at all." ”
Chen Xiaodonkey said seriously: "Monkey, I'm not joking with you, if you don't have this certainty, you can change to a relatively safe method, otherwise once you are caught, you will fall short!" ”
"So serious?"
Listening to what Chen Xiaodonkey said seriously, Cao Hou didn't dare to take it all at once, and said, "You tell me how to do it first?" ”
"---- like this" Chen Xiaodonkey pondered for a moment, found a pen and paper in the main hall with familiarity, and then came out and put it in front of him, and said: "You have also entered a few times, what kind of structure is in the Li Mansion, first draw it for me to see." ”
Cao Hou didn't know what medicine was sold in Chen Xiaodonkey's gourd, so he quickly drew the general structure of Li Zhai.
Chen Xiaodonkey glanced at the picture twice, pointed to one place, and said, "The old lady lives here?" ”
"How do you know? Could it be that you've snuck in? ”
Cao Hou was suddenly startled and looked at Chen Xiaodonkey suspiciously.
Chen Xiaodonkey snorted him, too lazy to answer, Zhang Wat explained in a condensed voice: "The feng shui of the mansion has a saying that the weather is four-way, and the junction is hidden by the wind and water, as the main house, and the Venerable resides in it, which is most obvious in architecture, from ancient times to the present, the structure of the mansion follows this rule. ”
Cao Hou was stunned for a moment, and said to Zhang Hu: "It's useless, when do you understand feng shui?" ”
"Zhibai mentioned it last year."
“----”
Chen Xiaodonkey glanced at Cao Hou with a sneering expression, usually he likes to ask questions about this thing the most, and he never goes to his mind when he asks, where does it seem to be useless, although he doesn't like to talk and often makes him half angry, but what he has heard is definitely in his heart, and he can be relied on at the critical moment.
But he didn't bother to talk about Cao Monkey on this matter.
Chen Xiaodonkey continued: "What is the small courtyard of the old lady? ”
Cao Hou replied: "On the left and right sides are the corridors, and the door is the garden. ”
"Where is the well?"
"This piece, the second into the right side, this position is separated separately."
Cao Hou pointed to a small partition on the picture.
Looking at the structure diagram and estimating the distance between the two, Chen Xiaodonkey understood it in his heart, and then lowered his voice.
With Chen Xiaodonkey's arrangement, Cao Hou's face became eager and nervous, and even Zhang Hu, who didn't care about everything, locked his eyes on him when he heard it.
It's a perfect plan, if you put it on yourself, you have to be scared half to death!
Terrific!
Although it was a plan that had been made for a long time, when it was actually arranged, it still felt different!
Chen Xiaodonkey couldn't help but be narcissistic.
Immediately seeing Zhang Wat staring at him, he touched his face and said, "I have flowers on my face?" ”
Zhang Wat shook his head and said, "I now agree with the monkey's evaluation of you." ”
"What?"
"Bad."
Your uncle's! Chen Xiaodonkey was so angry that he flipped the table, he didn't move, he wanted to kick, but he was afraid that his feet hurt, so he said angrily to Cao Hou, who laughed out loud on the side: "People are ugly, still laughing?" Can this be done? ”
Cao Hou affirmed: "It's not a big problem. ”
Chen Xiaodonkey was satisfied, but thinking of what happened to him, he still admonished: "It's not peaceful over there, be more careful at night, it's better to let it be useless to draw a talisman or something for you." ”
Left the Podao Temple first, and when he returned to Shanghai, it was already dark, Chen Xiaodonkey first went back to the alley to leave Brother Cat at home, and counted the time to go to the big world again, as usual, a bottle of kvass.
At nine o'clock, Li Huzhen arrived on time.
Yesterday, he was in good spirits for happy events, but tonight's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and his body exuded the breath of no one should enter, and the little brother who introduced the Yin and Yang Master to him next to him kept whispering something with a panicked face.
Chen Xiaodonkey looked at it happily, took out the cotton ball in his ear, and the sound over there suddenly became clear in his ears.
"Sanshao, Sanshao, I really didn't lie to you a word, that master has really solved the trouble for many people, if my second Wang said half a lie, the sky will thunder and thunder and it will not be good to die, Sanshao!"
"Second child, don't you say a few words, don't you see that the third young man is about to be angry with you?"
"That's it, and what do you mean by that, Wang Er? Does it mean that the evil hit by the three young people's family is too great? To what extent does this ancestral grave have to emit black smoke? ”
"Poof!" Hearing this, Chen Xiaodonkey's mouthful of soda that had just swallowed his voice squirted out directly, and he quickly wiped it, but his eyes looked at Li Huzhen's table without blinking.
The kid who said that was going to be whipped!
Syllable!
As soon as he thought of it, Li Huzhen over there greeted the little brother with a big ear scraper.
Li Hu really felt that he was really going crazy, for the first time he had deep doubts about his ability to make friends, and after the fight, he pointed at the other party's nose and scolded angrily: "Who the hell do you say that black smoke is coming out of the ancestral grave?" Yes? ”
"Sanshao, I don't mean that, I -----"
The beaten young man covered his face, looking frightened and wanted to explain, but was stopped by another one, saying something like 'Sanshao is in a bad mood today, say less words, drink and drink'.
Li Hu really poured himself a sip of foreign wine, thinking of the scene where his father pointed at his nose and scolded the waste at noon today, he couldn't feel refreshed.
After three rounds of drinking, the atmosphere at the wine table gradually returned to normal, and he couldn't help but say: "My father has sent a car to Nanjing overnight to invite a master surnamed Song, it is said that he is very famous in Jiangsu, have you heard of it?" ”
Seeing that everyone looked at each other and didn't know how to answer, Li Hu really couldn't suppress the anger again.
Chen Xiaodonkey smiled at the corner of his mouth, and said in his heart that it was useless for your father to invite Tianwang Laozi, there was something more exciting tonight.
The one who had been playing the round saw that Li Huzhen's face was wrong again, so he hurriedly interjected: "Sanshao, since the old mansion is so unpeaceful, why don't you let Uncle Li persuade the old lady to let her move to the city?" ”
Hearing this question, Chen Xiaodonkey hurriedly focused his attention, which was actually something he couldn't figure out.
Although he has a plan to deal with it whether the old lady moves or not, he still wants to know why.
Li Hu may really have drunk too much wine and was a little too much, but he didn't have a door on his mouth, and he spit out everything, and directly scolded: "Move to the city?" You know the! How can it be that simple? Two months ago, the old lady's house was in a big trouble, and the master from Jiangxi gave me a hint of feng shui, and then told my father that the old house could not leave people for at least half a year, especially the old lady, what feng shui fate is related to, otherwise feng shui will backfire, and the family will be scattered, and the family will be ruined. ”
It turns out that there is a reason for this.
Chen Xiaodonkey figured it out, but he was secretly thinking in his heart.
Feng Shui these things, he has been reading since he read, and he is now twenty years younger, but when it is his turn to blow Xuanhu, he still has to learn from his predecessors, Jiang is still old and spicy!
But now it's almost time to show your face.
Looking at the sigh over there, Chen Xiaodonkey took the bottle in his hand and shook it gently, and stood up.
"Your vodka, sir."
Suddenly, a waiter with a tray stood next to him with a slight bow, a glass of wine on the rocks.
Chen Xiaodonkey said inexplicably: "I sent the wrong person, I didn't ask for wine." ”
"You're Mr. Chen Zhibai, right?" The waiter asked not surprised, and seeing Chen Xiaodonkey nodding, he pointed in a certain direction behind him and said, "That's right, the gentleman over there gave it to you." ”
Chen Xiaodonkey looked at the waiter, and on a booth on the other side of the hall, Jia Xibei was raising a glass to him.