Chapter Fifty-Nine: The Bad Guy and the Bad Guy

Xiao Ran had already grabbed the angry Atai, and shouted: "What are you crazy about, if it is someone from the Xiao family, will fight for a pot of wine?" ”

Yin Rutai also came to his senses, as if he was too impulsive, coughed lightly twice to cover up his embarrassment and said: "Young Master Ben's popularity is very good, except for the Xiao family, how can there be any enemies!" ”

Zhuo Liu rolled his eyes, tied his hands together and said, "Young Master Cousin forgot about the 'monkey' of 'I caught me' so quickly?" ”

Yin Ru Taiden's heart was like a fragment, and he said, "Is it the idea that the little nun gave you?" Without Xiao Ran's permission, you actually went down the mountain? ”

Zhuo Liu's hands hurriedly shook like a rattle and explained: "Young Master Mingcha, I don't dare to go down the mountain without permission, it's a monkey, no, it's a little nun who came up the mountain, it seems that she has an awkward quarrel with her family, her face is swollen, and now she lives in Huiliutang." Don't look at the little nun, the roast duck is delicious, Zhuo Er's kid was roasted by me greedily, but it is far less delicious than the little nun's roast. There is also this roast duck egg, only this one is left, I was going to drink wine, but now I am honoring the young master. ”

The dogleg took out a mud egg from his arms and handed it to Yin Rutai, Atai took the yellow mud egg in surprise, and knocked it on the table strangely, the yellow clay block Su Su fell, and then smashed the eggshell, and a strange fragrance came out.

Greedy Yin Rutai sped up the speed of peeling the egg, a large eggshell peeled off, and the head of a small animal hairy Ru immediately appeared in front of him, so frightened that Arteiden let go of his hand, the egg smashed to the ground, the eggshell was broken, and a wet hairball head and a half-muddy duckling were completely exposed, and there was hot steam on the head.

Ah Tai shouted angrily: "Zhuo Liu, you bastard, why are you a hatched villain!! ”

Zhuo Liu was so frightened that he turned around and ran, shouting as he ran: "Young master, I really don't know, the other four are all fine." It's just that the action is still a few seconds slower, and he was thrown on his butt by Yin Rutai with a teacup, and the hot water scalded his buttocks, Zhuo Liu dared to stay, and limped out of the yard.

Yin Rutai yelled hysterically: "Little nun, if you don't avenge this revenge, this young master will not be surnamed Yin!! ”

Zhuo Xiaoran didn't dare to laugh out loud, his cheeks were red, and his chest fell together.

Yin Rutai said with a gloomy face: "The surname is Zhuo, are you in the same group as the little nun?" Did I mention Xiao Yu to you, and you held back the bad and let her be angry with me? ”

Zhuo Xiaoran finally spit out a mouthful of turbid breath in his chest, and said innocently: "No one forced you to eat, the saliva is about to flow out, and it has become bitter water at this time, right?" ”

"Zhuo Xiaoran ......"

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Lan Ya stretched her waist, did a stretching exercise, got up from the kang, peeked out from the pane, and saw that everything was as usual, there were no beasts, so she pushed the door out.

A monkey happily jumped down from the tree, holding a little monkey in his arms, and squeaked happily at Lan Ya.

On the roof, there stood a proud Hai Dongqing, seeing the orchid buds coming out and hovering overhead;

Rat Xiaobai sprang out of his arms, Hai Dongqing flew down, frightened Rat Xiaobai to Lan Ya's body, Hai Dongqing stayed in Lan Ya's hair, waiting for Rat Xiaobai to come out and attack at any time.

Lan Ya was speechless and rolled her eyes, only to see a white-fronted tiger rushing out from behind the house, straight to Lan Ya, Lan Ya retreated, an eagle roared, Hai Dongqing flew up, grabbed the back of the white tiger, and the fur grabbed up and down.

Lan Ya's eyes narrowed, he snorted coldly, sniffed tightly, squeaked a few more times, and the monkey Xiaobai flew down from the roof and rode directly onto the tiger, scratching and scratching.

The tiger was made short, only to see the rat Xiaobai scurrying through the tiger's fur again, scratching and biting, only to hear a scream, not waiting for the second sound to come out, Lan Ya has already bullied forward, fists like a small bowl of thrashing, screaming again and again.

A white shadow appeared, and the "thunder" wolf Xiaobai appeared, and when he saw the scene in the field, he was lazily lying in front of the room, basking in the sun.

The young man came out of the forest leisurely, and also sat on a stone platform next to "Thunder", and said with a smile: "I want to find someone to take revenge, but it was repaired by others. ”

Since the other party admitted, Lan Ya is not easy to "repair" too badly, with a copy of his hand, he ripped off a piece of tiger fur with a tiger scalp, revealing Yin Rutai's aggrieved face below, the young man was curled up on the ground, protecting his head with his arms, so pitiful, he raised his head, and his face was trampled by Rat Xiaobai countless mud points, which was very funny.

Got up from the ground, recovered his extremely arrogant face and said, "Little nun, you are so lacking in virtue, give me a baddhead with a long head to eat." ”

Lan Ya's eyes narrowed into moon buds, and she shouted to the forest behind the house, "Come out, Brother Liuzi." ”

Zhuo Liu and Zhuo Er jumped down from the tree together, Zhuo Liu's eyes flickered, and he didn't dare to look at Lan Ya's eyes, but Zhuo Er's eyes were deep and couldn't see clearly.

Lan Ya said to Yin Rutai with a smile: "I'm not one of those little girls and young ladies who are in a hurry with ulterior motives, why do you want to be young master Yin?" When did I give you duck eggs? Or a badass? There are bad eggs and bad eggs, but there is no difference between bad eggs and bastards, they are all delicious! ”

As soon as he whistled, after a while, Monkey Xiaobai took back four duck eggs, and even the weakest mouse Xiaobai rolled back a duck egg.

Lan Ya raised her eyes and looked at Atai and said, "Do you want to eat?" ”

Atai nodded unhappily.

Lan Ya shook her head again and said, "Do you want me to find you eggs?" ”

Atai wrinkled his nose and snorted at Zhuo Liuyi, Zhuo Liuxi went diligently, not only found more than ten eggs, but also hunted back a duck, and looked at Lan Ya with bright eyes.

Lan Ya shook her head and said: "The duck eggs are to prove to Young Master Yin that there is no distinction between muddy eggs and bad eggs, and roast duck is a laborious job, and a processing fee is charged." ”

Zhuo Liu looked at Atai, turned around and said, "Don't worry, our young master is a big financier, and he has old nose money!" ”

Ah Tai's eyes glared and said, "Zhuo Liu, who are you with in the league?" ”

Zhuo Liu sneered: "Of course it's you, it's you, since Young Master Cousin doesn't want to eat duck, then ask Miss Yu to help me roast it, I'll give me silver, but it's a pity that I, there are too few people in January, so I won't invite Young Master Cousin to eat ......"

"How much processing fee?" Ah Tai pouted angrily.

Lan Ya smiled: "It's not much, it's a lot of money, I am a fine water that often flows, and if there is anything that needs to be processed in the future, come to me, whether it is Zhuo Liu or Zhuo One Hundred Six, I will treat customers equally, and treat customers like God." ”

"Who is God?" Atay forgot his hatred and asked in surprise.

Lan Ya patted her head and sneered: "God, it's the younger brother who is high, in my family, the younger brother is the eldest." ”

Ah Tai took out five taels of silver from his body, rolled his eyes and said, "This is five taels of silver, roasting fifty roast ducks." "If the trick on your face succeeds, I don't believe that you won't die if you are tired.

Lan Ya shrugged with a smile and said, "I'm sorry, Young Master Yin, have you heard of hunger sales?" Only 10 are sold a day. Bring your own duck and a seasoning to pay a penny, do not bring your own duck seasoning and so on need three pennies. Are you going to catch ducks now? ”

Atai was tasteless: "Save it first, and then the young master will eat as much as he wants." ”

Lan Ya smiled and put the silver in her mouth and bit it, leaving a clear tooth mark on the silver ingot, and smiled so much that she couldn't see her teeth and put the silver into her arms.

Then I was about to boil water to demoult the duck, and I was about to get started, but I heard a voice say, "You, can you wash your hair and face before doing it?" ”

Lan Ya looked at Zhuo Xiaoran, who was speaking, with a fierce face, and said, "Are you suspicious of my personal hygiene problems?" I'm a cleanliness addict and even cut my hair for lice......"

While talking, he angrily went to the pond to get water to boil water, but when he saw the image in the pond again, he stopped talking.

I saw that in the reflection of the pond, a person with a dusty face and thorns on his head, his hair was scratched by Hai Dongqing like messy grass, his clothes were crumpled when he slewed, and there were countless mud spots on his arms.

I quickly washed my arms, face, and even my hair, but I couldn't change my clothes, but it was not satisfactory.

took the duck into the house in full view of everyone, and Zhuo Liu wanted to follow up, but saw the door "slam" shut, and his nose hurt.

After a while, the raw duck was taken out and hung into the oven with yesterday's iron hook.

An hour later, the roast duck was roasted, the orchid sprouts got five taels of silver, and the mood was very happy, and a simple trailer was woven with reed leaves, and the duck was put on it, and Zhuo Liu's dagger came first, and boasted while slicing the duck: "Ladies and gentlemen, take a look, take a look, the authentic migratory duck in Huiliutang, the most particular thing is the color, the flavor is fragrant, not greasy, three points are roasting, seven points are cutting, it is just one hundred single eight knives, the knife is skinned, the knife is crispy, and the words are one hundred and eight knives represent one hundred and eight heroes, living in Shuibo Liangshan, killing corrupt officials." , punish the evil officials, and wait for the opportunity to rebel......"

Zhuo Xiaoran's eyelids jumped, and his bright eyes seemed to be covered with a layer of thick fog at this time, and he couldn't see clearly, and Yin Rutai also had a dignified face.

Finally, the duck was sliced, the meat was presented, and Lan Ya threw the duck eggs and yellow mud in the stove, and when the ducks finished eating, the duck eggs were just right.

The orchid bud peeled one first, the fragrance was fragrant, Yin Rutai snatched it over, and tore off a piece and put it in his mouth without worrying about it, and admired it with a sigh of admiration.

Lan Ya didn't care, and took another one to smash it open, and it really caught up with a hairy egg, looking at the fluffy little head, Atai screamed and spit out the yolk of the good duck egg in his mouth, and said angrily: "I just said I can't eat it, there are bad eggs." ”

Lan Ya shrugged her shoulders, peeled off the small fluff, pulled off the small shredded meat and put it in her mouth, and praised it: "It's so fragrant, whoever wants to say that the egg is not meat and I am in a hurry, how tender and fragrant this meat is......"

Zhuo Xiaoran indifferently lifted Yin Rutai's chin that was about to fall, shook his head and sighed: "I said that you are not an opponent anymore, and your revenge is hopeless in this life." ”