Chapter 50: Encounter with the Green Snake
It is precisely because they have common interests and hobbies that they have a common language, and slowly their relationship began to heat up, although it has not yet reached the point where Qingqing and I are like glue, but it is not much different from "Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai", almost "not seen for a day as if every other autumn".
On a date, Su San said: "Next time, I will bring my sisters to sing and dance for the two of us." What do you think? ”
I didn't have to run and said in surprise: "Okay, okay!" I've never seen a butterfly dance with me, have I? ”
Su San said: "I have been rehearsing for them for the past few days. When the rehearsal is ready, I'll bring them for you to see. Hee-hee! ”
It turns out that Su San has been doing group dance rehearsals with her butterfly sisters these days, and she has a total of eighteen butterfly sisters who accompany the dance, known as the "eighteen sisters", arranged in three groups (six in each group) for rehearsals.
However, the butterfly has a more withdrawn personality, is not very gregarious, and has poor organizational discipline.
Although they are all "dancers", they are chaotic and unorthodox when they practice group dance.
At first, Su San thought of a trick to focus their attention, so that the effect would be much better.
This trick is to make up a children's song for them to sing, and practice while singing.
The lyrics are: I'm happy little and I've got my little secret; It's okay if you can't dance, you want to spank your ass.
She doesn't ask them to dance beautifully and hardly, she just asks them to move concisely and neatly.
After a few days of hard practice, they finally rehearsed decently, with a charm of group dance.
Then Su San asked them to rehearse several group dance moves, including "upspin", "downspin", "left turn", "right turn", "forward floating" and "backward floating" and other dance movements.
When they were almost able to rehearse, Su San happily brought them to "no run".
I didn't have to run to see this battle, and I was so surprised that I couldn't close my toad's mouth, and thought: If someone dances for them, it will be nothing more than that.
"Haha, haha. What do you think? I'm satisfied. Su San couldn't help but laugh happily when he saw the stupid appearance of opening his mouth without having to run.
"Satisfied, satisfied, simply satisfied." I didn't have to run, and I hurriedly said.
"In that case, what are we going to grind about? Let's get started. Su San said.
"Okay, fine, no problem." I didn't have to run, and I immediately agreed.
"Then it's still as usual, you play two roles in singing "Shajiabang", and I'll play one. What do you think? Su San said.
"Okay, let's get started. I'll sing Hu Chuankui first. "There's no runway.
"The backing dance begins." Su San gave the order to the butterfly dance team.
So the toad "Hu Chuankui" sang:
Thinking about the beginning,
Lao Tzu's team just opened,
There were only a dozen people and seven or eight guns.
When the imperial army chased me, I was dizzy,
Thanks to Sister-in-law Aqing,
She told me to hide myself in the water tank.
......
Suddenly, a small green snake with a length of one and a half meters came out of the grass not far away, and it had big eyes as beautiful as a woman, and soon stopped five or six meters in front of it.
Unexpectedly, the little green snake actually spoke, and it said softly: "Yo! It's so lively! Isn't it a singing meeting? Why don't you call me for such a fun thing? ”
I didn't have to run to see the little green snake coming out of the grass, I was already frightened, but now I woke up when I heard it speak, and stammered and asked, "You, what are you doing?" What does it matter to you that we sing? ”
The little green snake said, "Why is it none of my business?" I was sleeping and you woke me up by singing here. I just ran over and looked, what was going on? ”
Su San asked: "I don't have to run, who is this Miss Snake?" Have you known each other for a long time? ”
I didn't have to run and say: "Her nickname is 'Beauty Snake'." It's just because we toads are ugly and poor and difficult to find a partner, so we often fall for her. She took advantage of our psychology of having no capital and wanting to start a family to seduce and tempt our ignorant and backward 'young men'. Almost all of them were dated less than two or three times, and when we were so fascinated by her that we couldn't find the north, she swallowed us in one bite and became her meal. is so vicious, it's simply a 'femme fatale'. ”
The little green snake said, "I was originally a snake!" Naturally, it's a 'femme fatale', isn't that weird? So you called 'You Don't Have to Run'! It's just wonderful. Do you still want to hide in the tank today? There are no water tanks here. Where do I see you running today? ”
Su San hurriedly said: "Wait a minute, I have one more question to ask, 'I don't have to run'." Beauty, can you let me finish my question before eating it? ”
The little green snake said, "Since this Miss Butterfly is so polite to me, then I'll wait for you to finish asking." Excuse me, Miss Butterfly. ”
Su San asked if he had to run: "Hey! You fools should know that snakes are your natural enemies, why do you still fall in love with beautiful snakes? ”
I didn't have to run and said with a bitter face: "Hey! We don't want to! But those female toads have their eyes on the top of their heads, always staring at the swan prince flying around in the sky, and none of them can look up to us, forcing us to risk our lives if we have no choice. What's more, this 'beautiful snake' is either sweet or 'sugar-coated cannonball', so that we poor bachelors are all obsessed, and it is difficult not to be 'shot'! ”
Su San said to Wu Wu: "So that's the case." Then you run! I'll help you pester her. ”
I didn't have to rush to say, "Thank you so much!" With that, he turned around and fled.
The little green snake said, "Don't run! I don't want to eat you today. ”
I didn't have to run and say, "The devil believes you!" ”
The little green snake said, "Don't believe it, pull it down." Then he turned his head and said to Su San with a smile: "Little sister, come over for a moment." I ask you something. ”