Chapter 249: Randot the Pig
After the twelve women walked, the maids brought up twelve kinds of musical instruments, including zheng, flute, flute, and drum, and a burst of beautiful music came out gracefully, sometimes picturesque, sometimes mountains and rivers, and people listened to it like a sin.
As soon as the music sounded, the crowd talked about it and exchanged ears.
"Hey, man, is this a newly opened green building? How much silver does it take? A big man scolded the scholar-like son beside him.
The frightened scholar glanced at the rare and strange rough man and said: "Lonely and unheard, I haven't even heard of the women's Yuefang." This is the business that has been opened in Nanxiao in recent years, Nanxiao has twenty stores, this is the first store in Beixiao, this store does not accept male customers, only women's business, from fingers, rouge, pancreas to Huanyi Luo skirt, from toothpicks, paper pumps, to women's menstrual towels, all exquisite, all ingenious, if a woman can get inside, there is no one who does not spend money and retreats. ”
The man covered his mouth and exclaimed, "Can't you get out of the way?" Isn't it a black shop? ”
The scholar said impatiently: "It's the thing that is so good that the seduction of the women has to buy it, not only the women, but also the toothpicks and paper drawers, and the rich and noble people will put them in the carriage for use." Other countries are rushing to do business, the Shen family has been red for four years, and often sent people to buy it to study, but it can't be imitated until now, the richest man in Xiao Country has long been given up. ”
Lan Duo felt bored and wanted to leave, only to hear the man say in surprise: "This shop is opened by the Wang family, the richest man in Xiao Kingdom?" ”
Lan Duo, who was about to leave, was nailed to the spot when her footsteps landed, it was really a narrow road, and she was greedy for Lan Ya's commission silver, and she was so proud that she was under her nose, she wanted to see what tricks this Wang family played, she didn't mind, and added to him.
After the performance was completed, a young man walked up to the stage, his face was like a crown of jade, his eyebrows were like willows, his eyes were like obsidian, and he just stood there quietly, which was a scenery with graceful grace, which made people feel refreshed and happy;
The young man is lifelike, the long hair is hunting and flying, the white hairband is waving with the wind, if the fairy descends to the earth, it is like a shock, the petals in the air are flying, the fragrance is overflowing, and the heart is also swinging, and then look at the big girl and little daughter-in-law in the crowd, even the tips of the ears are red.
Lan Duo wrinkled her nose angrily, her sharp eyes had already seen that under the stage, the four little girls were so tired that they were panting and playing the fan, and above the platform, the four little girls were stretching their necks and scattering flower petals.
No, I've seen it once, it's the "frivolous boy" who was beaten down by himself with a burning stick, the more I look at Lan Duo, the more sure I am, these two people are clearly one person, and my heart is half angry and half surprised.
The young man on the stage smiled, full of charms, flowers without color, a girl with a little shallow concentration shouted excitedly, the young man glanced at the girl, and said in a clear voice: "Fellow villagers, in Xia Yubai, is the big housekeeper of the Wang family, in charge of the Wang family's business, determined to benefit the township, beautiful every woman." As the saying goes, there are no ugly women, only lazy women. The purpose of the Women's Moon Fang is: to understand women better than women! Take care of women more than women! A more beautiful woman than a woman!! ”
There was a burst of warm applause, the young man waved his hands, his voice stopped abruptly, looked at the crowd and said: "Hearing is false, seeing is believing, which woman is willing to be the first to experience it?" ”
A few women in the crowd were eager to try, and when they saw the iron-faced man beside them, they were silent, and there was silence.
Yubai was not in a hurry or annoyed, stretched out a finger and said: "The first experiencer will become the first VIP user of Women's Yuefang in Beixiao, and all products will enjoy an 85% discount." ”
This temptation is not small, there are hundreds of varieties of goods in the women's moon square, each of which is a strange plaything, if you have a brain, you can become a little rich woman by buying it to make the difference......
Naihe, the common people are simple-minded, this store is the first store in Beixiao, where do the women who have always stayed at home know its value.
Yu Bai stretched out another finger and said, "The first experiencer, another ten taels of silver...... ”
Before the words fell, the eldest girl and the little daughter-in-law crowded and climbed on the stage like crossing the river, and their enthusiastic state was very different from before.
A figure quickly swept away the fat girl on the left and the old woman on the right, like a loach in the water, only three or two times, causing the women around them to stagger, cursing one after another.
The woman who squeezed in didn't think it was a pestle, and she raised her legs and ran onto the stage, looked at Yu Bai with a smile and said: "Dengzi, no, Steward Yu, I want to experience it, don't want that 'danger', it's all folded into silver." ”
The crowd burst into laughter. The woman on the stage, her hair was pulled in a slanted bun at random, and there was a strand that was not combed, with some burrs and looseness; The garment was a dark brown coarse cloth skirt with two large patches on the knees and back.
The woman's eyebrows and eyes are good, but her face is vegetable, her skin is dark, and her eyebrows are like arrows, lying on her face thickly.
Yubai stroked his forehead, it was really a coincidence, it was Yu Lando.
Yu Landuo looked at Yubai with a smug face, and said secretly in his heart: It's not a coincidence at all, I, a cocoon hand who chops wood all the year round, have a tanned face, look at how you deceive the villagers, the most important thing is that if you lose your face, there is still money to be made.
Yu Bai smiled, and gave a salute to the audience: "Folks, don't leave yet, half an hour later, it will be the time to witness the miracle." It is also necessary to draw out the ten winners of today's first round, and the prizes are all rare objects of the women's moon square. ”
The little guys shuttled through the crowd with melon seeds and tea, or handed out water, or handed a handful of melon seeds, and the masses waited for various prizes with peace of mind, and became the people who ate melons.
Lan Duo was taken to the building in ignorance, a group of women came up, three times five divided by two to Lan Duo undressed, took off shoes and socks, Lan Duo felt that he did not belong to himself, covered his chest, and the belt of his middle pants was torn open; covered his body, the raccoon clothes on his upper body were torn off again, and the women on his side were like wolves and tigers, and they became like little white sheep with red stripes.
Fortunately, they immediately dressed Lan Duo in a strange raccoon coat, the upper body is a palm-sized coat, the cotton is soft and swollen, and the lower body is a briefs, all of which are tightly tightened in the hidden places, and even highlight the places that are strangled on weekdays, which is bigger than usual, weird.
Lan Duo hasn't studied it yet, and there is a set of soft silk middle clothes and pants outside, which is much more beautiful than the fat carryover on weekdays, much more beautiful, with wooden buttons, Lan Ya is a little stunned, this kind of button She remembers how many years ago, her third sister had used it on the gown.
Not as good as Lan Duo to think about it, people have been pressed on a narrow couch, the couch is soft, lying very comfortable, a woman holding a fish skin guy, exhaled and stuck to Lan Duo's face, with coolness, with a fragrant fragrance.
Lan Duo lay in a daze, her limbs were rubbed and washed by four women, filing cocoons, cutting nails, painting her fingers, up and down her body, indescribably comfortable, Lan Duo relaxed and fell asleep.
When she was sleeping in a daze, her face hurt for a while, and a piece of skin was torn off, so painful that Lan Duo almost bit her tongue and opened her eyes.
It didn't matter, above her head, a young woman held a knife in her hand and slashed it down at her face.
Sure enough, it's a black shop, an absolute black shop, you kill people if you don't agree with each other, no, you kill people without saying a word!!
Lan Duo kicked the woman's lower abdomen, and the woman flew up like a paper kite, knocked on the wall, and then fell to the ground, all in one go, without even screaming, she fainted directly.
Lando flew to his feet, picked up the knife on the ground, and held it in front of his chest, forming a defensive posture.
Seeing this, the woman who had painted her toes was so frightened that she ran out and shouted, "Butler, kill someone!" ”
The previous fish white, lying comfortably on the chaise longue outside, massaged the whole body by a woman, comfortable half-asleep and half-awake, the dream was counting the silver votes softly, and was disturbed by the sound of killing pigs, unhappily followed the woman into the house, probed the woman's snort on the ground, and was still angry, but fainted after being impacted, and ordered someone to carry the woman down for treatment.
Yubai lazily walked up to Lan Duo, who was half angry and half worried, shook his head, looked disgusted, and picked up a knife in the box again and said, "Lie down!" ”
Lan Duo shook his head desperately, out of instinct, and attacked Yu Bai's face again, Yu Bai flashed like a leopard, flashed behind Lan Duo, stirred his arm, suppressed Lan Duo on the bed, and ordered several women: "Hold down!! ”
Landuo's hands and feet, plus a head that was pressed by five women respectively, has a sense of five horses splitting the corpse, Landuo feels that he is the New Year's pig to be killed in the New Year, four hooves are tied up, wooden sticks pass through the rope, the two of them lifted, carried to the river to put the intestines, let out a tragic howl, from the east of the village to the west of the village can be heard clearly, tragic and abnormal.
Yubai looked at Lan Duo, who was afraid, with a smug face, and nodded at the tip of Lan Duo's little nose and said, "You came voluntarily, a little professional ethics, okay!" ”
The knife came over according to his eyes, and Lan Duo closed his eyes sadly, thinking that he had not only become a pig to be slaughtered, but also a blind pig, and gritted his teeth, not wanting to be a howling blind pig anymore.
There was a slight scratching sensation at the eyebrow bone, although it was uncomfortable, but it was not painful, and the sound of shaving eyebrows could be clearly heard in the ears.
Lan Duo quietly opened one eye, the young man's face was only a foot long from him, and the knife in his hand was above his eyebrows, moving left and right, swimming gently.
The young man's eyebrows and eyes were picturesque, his face was like a knife, and his breath was blowing on Landuo's face, with a fresh fragrance, the roots of Landuo's ears were red, and his eyes were closed again.
A small brush swept twice on the eyebrow peak, and the young man touched his "masterpiece" with his fingers with satisfaction, and said to the women beside him: "You all have to learn by heart, don't get hurt by the demon girl, each can't pick up the beam, you and customers are interdependent, without customers, you don't have the need to work here." ”
The women said yes one after another, and each returned to its original state of being alive and well, flying up and down on Landuo.