The meal had already been prepared, and when Mrs. Ye returned, she was carrying imported soy sauce and garlic and ginger in her hands.

However, Yun Luo turned over the bottom of the bottle and saw that it was made in Huaxia.

This made Mrs. Ye a little embarrassed, she still bought it in the Stars and Stripes Country, and it was written in English, but it turned out to be made in Huaxia.

It's all to blame on the old man, he had to ask himself to take a group photo, he was in a hurry, picked up the soy sauce and left, causing such an oolong.

But think about it, China is the world's largest consumer of soy sauce, and the demand for soy sauce vinegar in the West is indeed not very large, so it does not produce much.

Wangcai was opened by Ye Tai and took him and the Star River God of War out of the vast universe.

Wangcai's hand was frozen in the air, and he turned his head a little speechlessly, and said, "Didn't you say that you don't need to call me for dinner?" I've already had a third type of contact with aliens! It's okay now, it must have scared people! ”

Ye Tai glanced at him and said: "You didn't tell me again, and tomorrow will enter the end of the myth, you are still in the mood to fool the aliens, go next time, just find a reason to fool the past, just say that your own space instruments and their planet's magnetic field are repulsed, so you tear open the space rift or something, anyway, in their eyes, you are also an alien, and you have a reason to say anything." ”

Wangcai thought about it, so he said: "Then next time we go together, you represent the human race, and I represent the M78 Nebula, and invite them to join the Galactic Federation.

After all, in their eyes, the Star God of War was a miracle, and he drove over just now, but he frightened them, and hurriedly organized them to express his goodwill to me.

I've been teaching them how to shake hands, and as a result, you've brought me back! ”

Ye Tai touched his chin and said: "I think it's okay, the movie is full of aliens scaring us, next time I come back, let's go together, just say that they are invited to join the Galactic Federation, but it is only the observation period, if their civilized behavior does not conform to the Galactic Federation Interstellar Civilization Code, they will be expelled from the galaxy and scare them to death, who let them always scare us in the movie, it left a psychological shadow on me when I was a child."

As for the Interstellar Federation Civilization Code, let's make up a few sentences at random, and then give them a Chinese dictionary, just say that this is the universal language of the galaxy, and now the entire galaxy will be Chinese.

Fool a few more alien civilizations, and the fake is also true, and Chinese will become the official language of the universe......

I think it's okay. ”

Wangcai was full of interest, while eating, he and Mrs. Ye summed up, and in just a few words, he finalized the prototype of the Galactic Federation that would dominate the universe in the future, the language of communication between civilizations, and the etiquette that should be observed.

Wangcai said: "I think it's feasible, it's just that human beings need to strengthen the level of science and technology and biology before they can officially contact them, otherwise they will definitely feel deceived when they see the core country of the Interstellar Federation actually look like this." ”

Ye Tai nodded and said: "That's right, but what you think, I have already told those people, the paving for human beings to go to the universe and the official language of the universe have also been paved for them, it depends on when those technologies can be popularized." ”

Wangcai also said: "That's right, but it doesn't need to be very powerful, you can still take your time, and it's not that you will immediately carry out all-round civilization exchanges, as soon as the galaxy god of war appears, and then show the force of the vector particle cannon, they will naturally not resist the third type of contact, as long as the human race has an interstellar spaceship, it is enough for the time being, anyway, it is just responsible for flickering and communication."

I, I'm Ao Qing, the first chairman of the Galactic Federation!

You, you should be the honorary chairman, similar to the spiritual leader, and then forge your glorious deeds and write them into the first page of the cosmic history book, and the era of the great universe will begin.

In the future, the universal currency of the galaxy will be printed with your avatar in small denominations...... Ah no, anyway, let's all be the same, let's print one of any currency! ”

Yun Luo and Xu Qingmaru laughed, and didn't bother these two middle and second goods, let them discuss it with each other, anyway, I'm going to go on an adventure tomorrow, it's okay to relax. 000 Literature

But these two people, why are they like this, they haven't been in contact with other aliens, and they have begun to think about how to fool others.

It's really laughable.

"Come, Honorary Chairman, eat vegetables, eat more beef, next time we're going to eat canned meat from carbon-based aliens."

"Chairman, bird wings, eat two more bites, and tomorrow I will go to the golden-winged bird to settle accounts."

……

Meal.

Wangcai picked his teeth, and with a thought, he cleaned the dishes and chopsticks, and the dishes and chopsticks flew to the cupboard like long legs.

On the TV, the movie "Contact of the Third Kind" is playing, and Wangcai comments from time to time and decides to return all the horrors suffered by mankind to the aliens.

"If we meet aliens who are heading for interstellar civilization, let's say that we are the only two survivors of the ancient cosmic civilization, awaken in the contemporary era, and want to establish the Galactic Federation, borrow their interstellar civilization exchange code, and change it into a holster, it is ours.

If you don't cooperate, let the Star River God of War go first, and then you can't do it...... No, that's definitely okay, although the Star God of War is still relatively weak, but it's still very easy to bully and bully aliens. ”

Mrs. Ye coped with a few words, so she didn't talk about this topic, but looked at the Star River God of War and said, "Is the Star River God of War a weapon?" Can you be brought into the dimensional world? ”

Wangcai said: "It should be okay, I think he is still a little weak, and I am going to ask Lao Jun and them to help strengthen it, this is really a veritable galaxy god of war." ”

Ye Taidao: "It depends on the situation, but just now I said that I would immediately trouble the golden-winged bird, that was just a joke, when I went in, don't act rashly first, you have to wait for me to pave the way, first go to fool the children of luck humans, let the immortals and Buddhas deal with us, at least a little bit of rat bogey, and then Long Zhenjun will go to Xiniu Hezhou again, crisscross and close, win over the demon world, and then we will ......"

Mrs. Ye arranged it all over, which was very reasonable, and Wangcai nodded from time to time when he listened.

But after he finished speaking, Wangcai was confused again, and said, "Wait, why do you always think that you haven't done anything, it's me who is going to be born and die?" ”

Ye Tai said disdainfully: "Look at your head, don't we want to go back?" And I'm a human race, you are a dragon race, and I can only pave the way back!

And Long Zhenjun's body, except for a few times, is controlled by me, in other words, I am you!

On the contrary, you are only responsible for idleness, either come out and keep warm with Xiaoqing Xiaobai and them, do nothing, sit back and enjoy it, and call the emperor a saint, and you still put this imbalance aside.

I'll buy you an ideological and political book and study it well, it's so big, why can't you see the situation clearly. ”

Wangcai: "You're really not fooling me?" ”

Mrs. Ye: "Do I need to fool?" Is there anything I can't just ask you to help me do? ”

Wangcai: "It seems to be the same...... So, Goldenwinged Bird, grandpa is here~~~"