Chapter 0116: Sauna
Zhou Qingfeng built a sauna.
I chose an empty room with good heat preservation and ventilation, and moved a few simple chairs into it. Put a stone stove in the middle of the house, and pour a ladle of cold water on it when the stone is hot.
There was a snort, and hot water vapor came out. The buns gathered around the hearth felt the boiling heat rushing to their faces, and they were amazed and applauded loudly.
A sauna on a cold night is indeed very comfortable.
It's just that the group of people who accompany the sauna are different in height, shortness, fat and thinness, and they are all big men, which is really a fly in the ointment.
Outside the sauna, there was the sound of horses' hooves banging on the door, as if something wanted to get in. Zhou Qingfeng was already angry, and scolded irritably: "Rapid Shadow, you undead dead horse is steaming a ghost sauna, get away from me." ”
There was an unhappy murmur outside the door, and the sound of horses' hooves banging against the door reluctantly disappeared.
The stone was burned again. The old dwarf Borg shouted happily: "Give me the scoop, give it to me." This time it was my turn to water. I never thought it would be so much fun to take a shower. ”
A ladle of water was poured on it, and it was churning steam. The buns laughed like children who got new toys. Especially the old dwarf, its figure is like a dwarf winter melon, it has never taken a bath in its life, and the sweat that comes out is all muddy and black.
Zhou Qingfeng looked disgusted, took out a brush and said, "Old Borg, rub the mud on your body." ”
"If you don't rub it, you'll get sick if you rub it." The old dwarf wrapped in a rag to cover his shame, letting the dirty sweat flow downward, but the beautiful sauna refused to rub the mud.
"Hold it." Zhou Qingfeng gave an order, and a few big and three thick guys appeared around him, "I have to rub the mud for it today." ”
On weekdays, everyone is serious and serious, and jokes are also verbal. Now they all stepped forward with laughter, and they didn't need Uncle Zhou to do anything, they took the brush and cried wolf to the old Borg's ghost, which made its skin red, and then poured a scoop of cold water on it.
"Ah......, you bastards. Don't come to me when you're sick in the future. "Old Borg didn't suffer from this crime, and struggled desperately. But when the cold water was poured down, it was frozen and screamed, and it shouted so vigorously that it was refreshing and refreshing.
People in the Black Forest are not hygienic, and no one in the sauna is cleaner than anyone else. Even Zhou Qingfeng himself hadn't taken a bath for ten days and half a month, and the stench was almost pickled.
After the end of the war, everyone was relaxed and finally had leisure to enjoy life.
Zhou Qingfeng thought of going to a sauna, and a bunch of people came to see the strangeness and join in the fun. He didn't sleep in the middle of the night, and squeezed into his crudely renovated sauna - 'Shadow' was also curious about it, and wanted to come in and feel it, but was chased away.
The crowd enjoyed the steaming heat and admired the wisdom of 'Lord Hugo'. Those who can squeeze into this sauna are the minds of the 'coalition' army, and even the few wizard apprentices who have just joined have taken off their clothes and blended in with their ribs exposed.
The refreshing sauna was well received, but it wasn't just for the steam that everyone came to enjoy the steam.
Tambos took off his robes and rubbed the mud of his eggs. He took advantage of the gap between everyone and said to Zhou Qingfeng: "My teacher's magic pet found me today and asked about the current situation in the Black Forest. I didn't dare to hide it from him, and I said the basics. ”
Tambos' teacher is a seventh-level alchemist, who is said to be on par with the Mursin's group of evil gods. Tambos is only a third-level apprentice, and it is not okay to be disobedient.
"What's your teacher's name? When is coming? ”
"My teacher's name is Fabro, but he's not alone. The city lord of Coldwind City organized an exploration team, more than a dozen people. They all stopped outside the goblin plank road, and they will arrive tomorrow when they get the news. ”
More than a dozen people waited outside the goblin plank road, no matter how they looked, they looked like they were here to pick up cheap ones.
Zhou Qingfeng wanted to leave after ending the affairs of the Black Forest, but was unanimously opposed by everyone in the 'coalition army'. But if you want to take these people to 'make a fortune and run for the future', he won't do it.
It's refreshing if you can walk away, but the connections you have built up with great difficulty are wasted, and you still have to make some compromises.
As a result, fifteen human settlements in the Black Forest were united, each with one member of the family, forming a joint council. Because Uncle Zhou alone occupies seven of the seats and has an absolute advantage, he is called the 'chairman'.
Burst.....
When this title was pressed on Zhou Qingfeng's head, he almost choked to death by his own saliva - in the future, Lao Tzu's title will be 'Chairman Zhou'?
It's not good, it's overdue!
Everyone said, 'Don't exceed the system, don't exceed the system', leading everyone to turn over and be the master, the title of 'Chairman Hugo' is very appropriate.
Zhou Qingfeng scratched his head and thought to himself, "The president of the student union is also the chairman, the president of the club is also the chairman, and the chairman of the street committee is also the chairman. I, the chairman of the settlement council, don't seem to be much.'
The main reason is that the title of 'chairman' is hanging, which makes people still beautiful in their hearts.
Chairman Zhou was reluctant to take care of things. He made Inisha the vice-president of the council, in charge of the general affairs of the council. His servant Seth served as a clerk and was responsible for recording the draft and the results of the meeting. Even Rubio served as secretary general and worked for Parliament.
Nasser, the old knight at Inisa's side, serves as a defense officer to integrate the armed forces of the Black Forest. Zhou Qingfeng's guards composed of personnel drawn from various villages were not disbanded, let alone returned to the leaders of each family, and became a standing force with a scale of 100 people.
With territory, a nominal ruling body, and a strong armed force, although the original intention of the people was to keep warm, a small and inconspicuous regime, a small group, was established in the Black Forest.
The group is still very weak and can't withstand any wind and rain, so the members are very low-key. According to Zhou Qingfeng's assumption, the family to which Tambos belonged still had some strength in Cold Wind City, assuming the responsibility of external liaison, and various honors also belonged to several wizard apprentices.
In order to avoid causing unnecessary trouble, Zhou Qingfeng was too lazy. He renamed the Rat Village as 'Harmony Village', and delegated all the powers and responsibilities to everyone to get rich and benefit.
The structure of rights is simple and clear, the responsibilities are clear, and the rules and regulations copy the various regulations in Zhou Qingfeng's memory, and it is good to use them. Regarding this matter, Fei Zhe and the other earth buns will only praise 'Chairman Hugo's brilliant idea', and only Inisha and Naser are attentive.
The latter two have both been wallowing in the whirlpool of power and know how difficult it is to put together a simple and reliable management structure. This is by no means something that ordinary people can figure out.
But for Zhou Qingfeng, who has grown up in the organization since he was a child, from a Young Pioneer to a member of the Communist Youth League to a corporate social animal, setting up a simple administrative structure is as simple as breathing - who wouldn't do this?
Zhou Qingfeng washed his body in mud, and poured a few scoops of cold water on his body while it was hot. The pores shrink and the whole person is refreshed. After washing, he changed into cleaner clothes and walked out of the sauna.
The air in the dark night was cold and cold, and Zhou Qingfeng didn't feel sleepy, so he walked around the village. Healy, who had returned to normal, quietly came over and whispered, "Boring and eccentric master, Ms. Inisha said that the sauna you made is not hot, and I want you to fix it." ”
Zhou Qingfeng got himself a sauna and attracted a bunch of people who took advantage of him. Inisha looked at the novelty and made a ladies-only one, and now says there is a problem. He could only go over and look, and the sauna stove, which was supposed to burn the stones, had been extinguished by water.
The women's sauna was nearby, and Zhou Qingfeng didn't see anyone at the door. Healy led the way, and without much thought he pushed the door in, a puff of hot water vapor nearly pushing him out - who said it wasn't hot? Isn't it hot!
Zhou Qingfeng couldn't see anything clearly in front of the white vapour, so he heard Inisa's voice coming from the sauna, "Victor, come in." Wait with me to steam for a while, this sauna you made is really comfortable. ”
Let me in? What's going on inside?
Zhou Qingfeng turned his head and looked at Healy who was leading the way. His chief maid was pouting, with a straight face, and whispered, "Lustful and courageless master, how long are you going to keep the beautiful lady at the door?" ”
Come in, who am I afraid of?
Zhou Qingfeng forgot what he was here for, so he raised his leg and walked in.
As soon as the door of the sauna was closed, the maid stood guard outside.
In the sauna, Inisa, with her long hair scattered, leaned on a rocking chair, drenched in sweat and with a delicate face.
Zhou Qingfeng looked stunned. The female knight has long legs and a lazy posture. She beckoned, pointed to the chair next to the rocking chair and said, "I haven't been so relaxed in a long time." Would you like to sit down? Stay with me for a while. ”