Chapter 500: The First Confrontation (The Third Month!) )
"Miss Tang? Miss Tang, what's wrong with you?! ”
"Miss Tang? Miss Tang? Call an ambulance?! ”
Daoist Wang and Daoist Quan didn't know what was going on for a while, they just thought that Miss Tang was sick.
Large beads of sweat appeared on Miss Tang's forehead, and she rolled on the sofa, and soon rolled off the sofa, shrunk to the ground, and couldn't speak.
On the other side, Mr. Zhuge and Mrs. Fang, who were watching the live broadcast, laughed together.
Mrs. Fang was pleasantly surprised and said, "This is working?!" Is this vixen going to show up right away?! ”
"It's hard to say. However, she felt a headache, which meant that she did have a problem. Mr. Zhuge said with a smile, and raised his hand, wanting to touch his beard.
But after raising his hand, he thought that he had shaved his beard in order to be on camera.
I had no choice but to put down my hand and continue to nod and say, "...... This is my phrase for non-human creatures, and if it were a human, she wouldn't be affected. Now that she's acting so intensely, I think there's a chance she's really not human. ”
Wen Yinuo watched from the side and felt amazing.
But she didn't think it really worked, because she didn't think Miss Tang was not human.
But the facts are in front of us, what is going on?
She frowned and asked Mr. Zhuge , "Is your dojo really only for non-human creatures?" I see that you take her birthday again, and make her hair and blood, she can't bear it even if she is a human being......"
"With these things, a straw man curse can achieve the same effect. Are you sure she reacts because she's not human? Why don't I try it on you and see if you're human? ”
Mr. Zhuge : "......"
He waved his hand unhappily, "Wen Daoyou, is this raising the bar with me?" What I'm doing in this ashram, don't I know? ”
Wen Yinuo tugged at the corners of his mouth, thinking to himself, do you really know? I'm just asking rhetorically, how did it become a bar lift?
But in the end, she was afraid of the live broadcast, and Mr. Zhuge had generously allowed her to watch before, and if she didn't come up with tangible rebuttal evidence, it was really not good to tear up Mr. Zhuge directly,......
Here, Miss Tang covered her head and gasped for breath, suddenly thought of something, trembled and stretched out her hand, fumbled on the sofa for a while, and found her mobile phone.
She held her mobile phone, opened the Daomen APP, and stepped back the live broadcast screen for a while, and sure enough, she saw the scene of Mr. Zhuge reading Qingci and doing a dojo.
She immediately understood.
Struggling to sit up from the ground, she showed the Daomen APP to Daoist Wang and Daoist Quan, and said sharply: "This is what Mrs. Fang's opponent who is neurotic looking for you to do for me!" You are also all from the Dao Sect, and you still have to compete with him, can't you fight back?! ”
Daoist Wang and Daoist Quan glanced at each other and understood.
Since Miss Tang is their client, they really can't let Mr. Zhuge take the lead.
So the two of them took out their magic weapons, aimed them at Miss Tang's head, and began to chant words.
After a while, Miss Tang seemed to feel that her head didn't hurt so much.
She rubbed her temples, took a long breath, got up from the sofa, and said in a cold voice, "I'm going to Mrs. Fang's house!" She's outrageous! Yesterday they came to my house to make trouble, grabbed my hair and scratched my neck, and my injuries have not healed until now! ”
"Mrs. Fang came to you yesterday to make a fuss? Still scratching your hair and scratching your neck?! ”
Daoist Wang and Daoist Quan looked at each other again, and they all understood.
The two looked at the drone suspended not far away, and said in unison, "Miss Tang, take a step to speak." ”
Miss Tang understood what they meant and said, "You come with me." ”
The two followed Miss Tang to a small living room in the mansion.
Miss Tang closed the door and shut the drone out.
The room is surrounded on all sides by large bookcases with high walls, densely packed with books, and can also be described as a small library.
Daoist Wang whispered: "Miss Tang, since the other party has already made a move, we will also make a move." But please help me get two things. ”
"What's that? Mr. Yu's birthday, and his hair or blood. ”
Miss Tang raised her head suddenly, her eyes were like electricity, "Hair or blood?" What to do? ”
"Don't you want Mr. Yu to 'deserve it'? We have 'traced back to the roots' before, and we can see that Mr. Yu has indeed had an entanglement with your mother. The so-called wronged has a head, the debtor has the owner, and with his birthday, hair or blood, we can be like Mr. Zhuge over there, and make a dojo. Daoist Wang made a serious gesture.
The whole Taoist priest then added: "This dojo is more complicated, it is best to have Mr. Yu present. So I also asked Miss Tang to find a time to make an appointment with Mr. Yu. ”
Miss Tang looked at her watch and said embarrassedly, "I don't know Mr. Yu that well. His birthday, as well as hair or blood, is not very easy to get, so I'll try my best. ”
She is not Mrs. Fang, so she can use the excuse to spill, pull out her hair, and scratch her neck......
Miss Tang rubbed the back of her scratched neck, and looked at the live broadcast that was still broadcasting on Mr. Zhuge side, and she was angry.
She sneered: "Dare to use these indiscriminate methods on me, and the skin will be stripped of him!" ”
Miss Tang said, rushed out of the small library, and ran towards the gate of the courtyard.
Seeing this, Daoist Wang and Daoist Quan hurriedly chased out.
But the two of them were a little fat, and they usually lacked exercise, so when Miss Tang jumped over the fence and entered the yard of Mrs. Fang's house, the two of them had only run half the way.
In the backyard of Mrs. Fang's house, Wen Yinuo walked around Mr. Zhuge 's temporary offering table, marveling at the magic of the green words.
She looked at the white ash in the incense burner and asked curiously, "Mr. Zhuge , the green words you burned just now are antiquities from many years ago?" ”
Mr. Zhuge gestured three fingers: "...... I haven't verified the specific age, but looking at the obsolescence of the green rattan paper, it is at least three hundred years. ”
"Three hundred years of antiquities, you burned them like this......" Wen Yinuo sighed twice, very regretful.
"As long as I can help my client, what happened to the three hundred years of antiquities? Besides, if you don't use this powerful thing, how can it work? I look at that Miss Tang, it is indeed weird. Mr. Zhuge said very seriously, "Wen Daoyou asked, I'm afraid I haven't used green words, right?" ”
Wen Yinuo spread his hands and said honestly: "Of course not." We also have this thing in the Zhang faction, but we are absolutely reluctant to burn it once we use it. I thought you had re-copied it yourself with cinnabar, after all, the cinnabar on it looked so red, it didn't look like a three-hundred-year-old antiquity. ”
Mr. Zhuge : "......"
Damn, if you see through it or not, you just tell the industry secrets so arrogantly, and how do you let others eat together?
However, Mr. Zhuge will definitely not admit it, and he will never admit it in this life.
He snorted lightly and said: "We Ge Pai have 50,000 people, and you Zhang Pai are only three people, and we Ge Pai are compared with financial strength and strength, Wen Daoyou, I don't want to say four words." ”
Wen Yinuo raised his eyebrows slightly.
She is afraid that it is a live broadcast, so she strictly controls the degree of ridicule she speaks.
But she endured it herself, and instead of getting the other party's reciprocal treatment, she intensified her humiliation of her teacher.
Is it tolerable, or is it intolerable?
Wen Yinuo clasped his hands in front of his chest and squinted, "Zhuge Daoyou, there is a reason why ambition is not in old age, do you understand?" In the line of Heavenly Master, what is the use of your number of people? In addition to making it easier for you to collect money, I don't see how much advantage your 50,000 people have. ”
Then she held out a finger and pointed at herself, "Have you ever heard an old saying?" ”
"What old saying?"
"Although Zhang has three households, he will die and he will be Zhang!"
This is the comment in the "Historical Records: Xiang Yu Benji" that "although Chu has three households, the death of Qin will be Chu".
Mr. Zhuge was so angry that he trembled suddenly, and he also stretched out a finger and pointed at Wen Yinuo tremblingly: "I'll just talk about things, you actually humiliate our Ge faction?!" ”
"Each other, each other." Wen Yinuo shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently: "I didn't say anything just now, and you started humiliating my master, and you still don't allow me to fight back?" ”
Mrs. Fang looked at the two people in the Dao Sect actually arguing, and she had a little headache, "Can you put aside the dispute first and see how it is going over there?" Why can't I see their live stream over there? ”
She pointed to Mr. Zhuge Tablet.
At this moment, someone rushed down from the covered terrace like a gust of wind and said sharply: "Fang Qinghua, you despicable villain!" Did you deliberately pull out my hair yesterday! Scratch my neck! ”
Mrs. Fang screamed, quickly ran to Mr. Zhuge and hid behind him.
Mr. Zhuge originally wanted to run, but he was held in front of Miss Tang by Mrs. Fang, and he was embarrassed to run again, so he had to say loudly: "Miss Tang, don't be impulsive!" Don't be impulsive! Everyone has something to say! ”
"You've done all the dojo to fix me, and you still let me have something to say? Do you have a good talk?! Miss Tang approached them step by step, her face was hideous, and the green tendons on her forehead were popping out.
Mr. Zhuge was forced by her to retreat step by step, and Mrs. Fang also had to retreat step by step behind him.
Just as she was about to touch the edge of the flowerbed behind her, Mrs. Fang suddenly ran out sideways and ran towards Wen Yinuo.
Wen Yinuo, who was watching a play: "......"
Fortunately, she reacted quickly and quickly slipped away from the offering table.
Miss Tang turned her head and saw Mrs. Fang standing alone behind the offering table, the incense burner on the offering table was still emitting wisps of white smoke, she immediately let go of Mr. Zhuge and turned her head to run to the offering table.
Rumble!
She kicked over the offering table, and nodded her finger at Mrs. Fang, who was trembling on the other side of the table, "Fang Qinghua, this is the first time, I will spare you." If you dare to attack me again, I won't show mercy to my subordinates again! ”
The offering table fell to the ground with a bang, and the incense burner and other ritual utensils on the offering table tumbled on the grass.
The white ash from the incense burner was scattered all over the ground, and it looked very unsightly on the green lawn.
Mrs. Fang sat down on the ground all of a sudden, she looked at Miss Tang with fear in her eyes, and said loudly, "Don't come here!" I'll call the police if you come here! ”
"You still know to call the police?!" Miss Tang sneered, but still withdrew her hand, "I said, this is the first time, I will spare you." Next time, I'll let you see how good I am! ”
She turned her head and spat Mr. Zhuge again, "Hmph! What a master of the Dao Gate! It's a piece of rubbish! ”
Mr. Zhuge suddenly turned purple, but he didn't say anything.
Wen Yinuo watched the excitement on the side, it was not a big deal, he clenched his fists, his eyes lit up and reminded: "Zhuge Daoyou, Miss Tang scolded you for being a waste......
Shouldn't you fight back?
Mr. Zhuge glared at her, thinking that I would like to thank you! I'm not deaf!
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