Chapter Eighty-Eight: Imperity
"Two senior brothers, don't follow me, I promise I won't cause trouble" Liu Jun looked at the two people behind him helplessly, yesterday the senior brother in charge rushed to save him, so he arranged for the two of them to follow him, in the name of beauty, for Liu Jun's safety, protect him. In order to make Liu Jun honest, he directly arranged two senior brothers of the first generation, who were stronger than him in terms of Taoism and qualifications.
"Senior Brother Qianzi, do you think we are willing to follow you, we are usually so busy," one of the senior brothers said with a dissatisfied expression. It's better to practice and catch ghosts than to follow money here.
"Then senior brother, you go and get busy, you don't have to follow me, I promise to be honest"
"Follow you, just to keep us busy, you better not complain, why do you have your own number"
"Senior brother, you won, follow you when you go to the toilet" Liu Jun ran to the toilet and looked at the senior brother next to him with a look of despair.
Finally stayed up until the evening, Liu Jun wanted to go out for a walk, but found that there was an enchantment in his yard, the problem was that this enchantment was not external, but internal, trapping him.
Can this Liu Jun endure it, he was lucky enough to "boom", and punched on the enchantment, hehe, not moving at all.
The senior brother at the gate of the small courtyard stood up and looked at Liu Jun with a proud face and said, "Senior brother, don't waste your efforts, this is the magic circle specially arranged for you by the master, you can't get out"
Hehe, Niu Pi, I can't afford to mess with it. Yoo Joon walked back to the room and froze at the table.
"Alas, buddy, buddy"
I'll go? Liu Jun hurriedly stood up and looked around, what is the situation? No one? Don't? Can Maoshan still be haunted? How the hell is this cowhide?
"Look, this, look down"
Liu Jun lowered his head, there was nothing, only his feet and shoes.
"I rub? Shoe demon? Liu Jun was surprised, in a magical world, anything can become a demon.
"What a shoe demon sock demon, I'm a worm demon"
"Worms?" Liu Jun looked down and looked around, what kind of insect is this, why can't he see it.
"Don't look for it, you wait for me"
After this voice was finished, Liu Jun waited for a while, and there was a white mist in front of him, and the white mist dispersed and was replaced by a person, this person was the man who Liu Jun had just gone to Maoshan and was taken away at the gate of Qingxu Palace.
"I don't seem to know you, who are you" Liu Jun took two steps back, not because he was afraid of how powerful this person was, but because he didn't dare to provoke a nervous disorder.
"You don't have to panic, I don't know you now, I'll know you later, I have a common pursuit with you, a common hobby"
The man who begged for death looked like you and I should be confidants, and completely scared Liu Jun, what a common pursuit of common hobbies, neurosis.
"Brother demon, I think you may have found the wrong person, we really don't have any common pursuits, hobbies, my Dao number is Qianzi, you look at my Dao number, you know what I like" The reason why Liu Jun was able to speak so calmly, instead of turning the sky over the printing plate bricks, was purely because of the demonic energy on this death-seeking man, even if there was a layer of golden light, he could feel that this product had at least a thousand years of cultivation, what is the concept of a thousand-year-old demon, the old man has to weigh it carefully, let alone him.
"Impossible, I didn't find the wrong person, you see, I want to die all day long, you want to die all day long, we have a common language"
Liu Jun took a deep breath, he felt that it was necessary to explain, this demon brother, what did he misunderstand.
Although it is said that it has the word "death", it does not mean "death", and in death, "death" is the key, and "death" is the consequence. Dying is a disease, and it's not the same as when you want to die every day."
"What's the difference, isn't the serious consequence of your death just death, and I also beg for death."
Liu Jun collapsed for a while, come on, I can't explain it clearly.
"Brother demon, we're not all the way, so let's talk about why you are willing to let me go and play with yours by yourself"
The man who begged for death looked very sad, he just found a like-minded person, and he was about to abandon him, human beings are really too ruthless.
"In this way, you give me ideas, as long as I can die, I will never pester you again"
"It's not good, it's going to kill people, but you'll go to hell" Liu Jun hesitated.
"What are you entangled, I am a demon, but not a human, you are a Taoist priest to subdue demons and eliminate demons is your duty, except for a demon life, win to create a seventh-level floating slaughter"
The man who begged for death was a serious nonsense,
Liu Jun thought to himself, "This product must be nonsense, the Taoist priest is a demon to subdue demons and eliminate demons, but he is a thousand-year-old demon, and he can wander around Maoshan without anyone destroying him, which is very revealing." ”
"Let's talk about it first, I'll help you make an idea, and I shouldn't do anything about the consequences you cause, and your people can't take revenge on me."
"Don't worry, it's me who has become a demon in my clan, they are all very loose, and I will take care of everything myself."
The man who begged for death was happy when he heard that Liu Jun promised to help him, according to his observations in the past few days, Liu Jun's ability to die is much stronger than him, no matter how he tosses, those elders in Maoshan refuse to make a move on him, and Liu Jun, who was hunted down twice in two days, is simply a model in the death world.
"What kind of death have you tried" Liu Jun was more curious, there are good people, no, there are demons who want to die but can't?
"The first time I wanted to die, I turned into a plane and grabbed the plane, and then fell from a height, but I just smashed a formed pig demon, and when I saw the demon stoned to death, I felt guilty and wanted to die even more. I took another boat to Bermuda and jumped into the sea, but I was in the trench and stayed for days without suffocating myself. I swam and swam and saw an iceberg, and I wanted to freeze myself to death, but I slept for a hundred years, and I still didn't die. I went to jump into the volcano again, and I wanted to burn myself to death in the heat, but the temperature was not enough."
"Later, when I survived the modern society, I felt that I could die, go to war, and not kill anyone. I've been slashed with a knife, shot at a gun, shelled, stepped on a mine, but I can't die."
Liu Jun was shocked, what the hell is this body. Not to mention anything else, who dares to play the matter of jumping magma except for the fire demon.
"What, demon brother, I can take the liberty of asking you what your body is."
"It's okay to tell you, I'm not a famous demon clan, I belong to the water bear, you may not have heard of it, but it doesn't matter"
Liu Jun immediately took out his mobile phone to see what the tardigrade was, and saw the introduction on Du Niang:
"Water bears are the most vital creatures on the earth, with strong vitality and superb survival skills, can be low temperature cryptophytic, low humidity cryptophytic, hypoxic cryptophytic, variable infiltration cryptophytic, can also survive high temperature, and can even survive in outer space without protective measures.
For example, it can survive in the Himalayas (above 6,000m) and in the deep sea (below 4,000m), with the largest water bear currently reaching 1.4 mm.
Hehe, Liu Jun thinks that he is not afraid of low temperature and high temperature, lack of oxygen, and injury, and he has become a demon, and it is indeed a little difficult to die. In addition, the body is only millimeters, so there is a reason why he can't see this buddy when he looks down just now.
Since this buddy is basically immune to physical attacks, then from the inside out.
"Have you ever taken poison?" Liu Jun thinks.
"I have taken the Tianshan Snow Lotus, but I have been in a coma for three days"
"Tianshan Snow Lotus? Isn't that a miracle medicine? ”
"No, Snow Lotus needs a special method to be practical to be non-toxic, and if you use the wrong method, it is extremely toxic."
Now Liu Jun is helpless, this girl is very good at hearing it, and the Tianshan Snow Lotus can't do it, so how can I get it.
"Have you ever tried to find a Taoist Buddhist family to subdue demons and eliminate demons?"
"I've tried, but I can't find anything that is too evil, and something too bad can only tickle me. Later, I found Maoshan, I think you Maoshan are so capable, you will definitely be able to kill me, but no one is willing to do anything to me"
"How is it possible, even if Maoshan is not really rigid, he will not let you be a big demon wandering around"
"No, they refused to do anything to me because I was originally a water bear in the Western Zhou Dynasty, and then I was ignited by the Taoist power and turned into a human form. The power made me do good, and I did good deeds for 3,000 years, but I was so tired that I couldn't do it anymore, and I had lived enough to die. But with merit added, it's not so easy to die, your Maoshan is known as a famous and decent family, and I am a Taoist power, strictly speaking, I am still a family with you, so they won't do anything to me"
"Demon brother, don't harm me, you have three thousand years of merit, you let me teach you to die, then I won't be chased by thunder every day"
"No, no, no, I want to die, and it's not you who hurt me. Please, help me. Besides, if you don't help me, I'll have to pester you every day."
"It is said that the Maoshan Protector Sect Array also has a 10,000 Fu Demon Extermination Array complementing each other, if the big demon can activate this array, ten deaths and no life" This 10,000 Fu Array Liu Jun has only seen in the classics, it is said that in ancient times, he killed a dragon who did not know whether to live or die, and now it is estimated that it is long gone, the most important point is that the Ten Thousand Fu Array relies on good and evil to distinguish friends and foes, even if it is really activated, the demon brother will not have to worry about his life, but he will definitely be locked up by the senior brother in charge, and he will send this goods away first.
The man begging for death's eyes lit up, how could he know whether it was true or false. He just felt that he had found the right person this time.