In this way, a new industry was born: a renamed office and a renamed studio.

Such offices or studios have sprung up all over the world, and business is booming.

In addition, there are many housewives who want to change the names of their pets, and they also come here.

At this time, some criminals also wanted to fish in troubled waters, so they changed their names and went to commit crimes again.

Unexpectedly, things are not as simple as they imagined, and they will be registered once they are caught, not only the name, but also the DNA and the molecular structure of the object.

And all contracts between enterprises, between enterprises and individuals, and between people will also have DNA and molecular structure diagrams of objects registered, and it is useless to just change the name.

So what's going on here?

It turns out that when you press your handprint after signing, your fingers come into contact with a particularly sensitive device: the DNA and cell molecular structure measurement and registration machine, which immediately starts the measurement and registration of your whole body DNA and cell molecular structure (about 0.001 seconds).

Only a contract with a fingerprint in this way is a truly valid contract that is recognized by the society, and it will have this mark on all your evidence and can be quickly verified (it is very convenient to use an instrument to get the result out of the photo).

Since no one wants to fish in troubled waters, you can change your name as you want, as long as it doesn't affect yourself and others.

Here's another joke:

One day, the boss of a company called one of his employees and said, "Hey, the cat eats fish, there is something for you to do." ”

The employee hurriedly said: "Boss, my current name is not Cat Eats Fish, I call Dog Buli." You can call me a dog from now on. ”

The boss said strangely: "What, the dog ignores it?" Isn't it better for a dog to ignore than a cat to eat fish? What kind of aesthetic is this? ”

The employee said: "I have both cats and dogs, and I prefer dogs. But the dog always likes to be with the cat, and he ignores me, so I chose this name, so I remember that it has not been duplicated. ”

The boss suddenly realized: "I see! That's fine, let's get to work! ”

There is a little girl named "Hua'er Hong" in Meihua Country, who learned Chinese at the age of three and Peking Opera at the age of five.

A smart and beautiful little girl like this is liked everywhere she goes. When he was in kindergarten at the age of five, his teacher introduced him to the Peking Opera Association and let her start learning Peking Opera.

She performed on stage when she was ten years old, and at the age of sixteen, she was already a well-known Peking Opera Xiaohuadan in the country.

She likes the Danjiao "Su San" in Peking Opera, and changed her name to "Su San" when she was six years old, when "Zheng Jingxi" had not yet come to power, and the name change movement had not yet begun, and she was the first person to change her name to "Su San".

But because she was so busy with her passion for Peking Opera that she was not married at the age of thirty-six.

Those little white faces who fell in love with her either fell in love with her money, or her fame, or they fell in love with her both, and none of them really fell in love with her.

In the end, she learned from the pain and simply found a big sum of money (it doesn't matter if it's ugly, as long as it's rich), which is called "taking what you need", also called "buying and selling marriage".

This is also the most popular marriage model in the entertainment circle of our solar system and earth.

It is said that on this night, in a sparsely populated but charming place on the outskirts of the city, Miss Su San went on a date with a big boss of a business.

However, she waited left and right, looked left and right, and more than half an hour had passed, and she still hadn't seen anyone. has always been a man and a woman, and it is indeed rare for a woman like her to wait for a man.

In fact, the boss she was waiting for had already been cut off, and on the way he was driving, he met a group of robbers and was robbed, and finally the robbers found out that he was the big boss and kidnapped him.

What she didn't expect was that she herself suffered an even bigger bad luck.

She waited for more than an hour before she decided to give up before she saw anyone, when suddenly, a bright light appeared in the sky from far and near, and a strangely shaped blue spaceship stopped a hundred meters in front of her.

Just as she was stunned, two men stepped out of the spaceship and came to her one after the other, the man in front of her making a gesture in front of her.

Then, Su San followed them into the spaceship as if they had "fallen into an evil spirit".

Then, the spaceship quickly lifted off and disappeared into the night.

As a result, Miss Su San became the second alien (blue-blooded) captured by the earthlings of the Tiankui system.

After they caught Su San, they did not immediately experiment on her, but asked psychological counselors and wizards to conduct psychological counseling, testing and hypnosis on her, in short, they wanted to turn her into a "good bird".

It took ten days to succeed, and now they can do whatever they want her to do, even if they ask her to eat.

In this way, Miss Su San's soul was transplanted to the current rose by them in a different way than the transplantation of Feifei's soul, which is really a miracle!

Su San's mind is still ignorant and doesn't understand: Didn't I sing Peking Opera and perform Hua Dan in the Plum Blossom Country before? Why am I here now, as if I am still a rose, am I already dead and in hell?

Thinking of this, Su San couldn't help but feel sad in his heart: I was young and had not yet married, did I die and go to hell? Wow!

Then, Miss Su San cried loudly.

Crying and crying, she realized: Huh! How come I don't have tears? It turns out that I am no longer human, but a flower (flowers do not shed tears on their own, unless it rains). Ay! Why is my life so miserable?

Thinking about it, she couldn't help but sing the Peking Opera "Su San Qi Solution" that she had been singing since she was a child:

Su San left Hongdong County and came to the front of the street.

I didn't say that I was so miserable, and the gentlemen of the past listened to me.

Which one goes to Nanjing, and passes the letter with my San Lang.

said that Su San would break his life, and I should repay him for becoming a dog and horse in the next life.

People say that Luoyang is full of flowers, and it is not spring when slaves come to it.

bowed his head and left the border of Hongdong County.