"You're kidding me, you're kidding me!" Little Wade laughed and immediately began to defend himself. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info "How can I be a wanted criminal?" Don't be kidding, I'm a serious person. has always been a legitimate business, and he has never even done anything to evade taxes, let alone say anything like being wanted. You must be mistaken! ”

"Mistaken? Impossible. With a smile, the little spider pinched his chin and said to Wade. According to the information about the very serious world security accident in Egypt, there were a total of five criminals. In addition to the apocalypse that has been eliminated, Victor, Cable, and Cyclops who have been imprisoned, only one mercenary codenamed Deadpool has not been captured. According to the inmate's description, this guy called Deadpool looks a lot like you. ”

"Like? Maybe it's just like it. You know, a guy like me who wakes up every day by his own handsomeness must have a lot of admirers and imitators, maybe it's just a guy who worships his idol too much and puts on my outfit to cause trouble everywhere. You know, this kind of thing can't be stopped. ”

Pulling the mask off his face, little Wade said in an innocent tone. And suddenly, as if he had thought of something, he immediately said to the little spider.

"Otherwise, this time it will be my friendship to help you, and it won't be money. And for the sake of such a good relationship between the two of us, you should not see me, how about we see each other next time? ”

"Not good!" Shaking his head, a sly smile immediately appeared on the little spider's face. "You know, at this time, as long as I report you out, and then give you some charges casually, you don't have to think about it for the rest of your days. In this era of full implementation of intelligent management, it is unlikely that you will even appear in human society openly. So, if you want to have a better life in the future, then you can only choose to listen to me! ”

"Listen to you? You asked Uncle Wade to listen to you? ”

Deadpool lengthened his tone, apparently very disagreeable with the request. And seeing his reflection, the little spider immediately said to him as he liked.

"That's right, listen to me. If only you could help me get these people to a safe place. I can ask for leniency from above and get your wanted warranted for the time being. I even said that if you want, I can ask my superiors to give you a job with a good salary and benefits. Why don't you think about it? ”

"I always felt like there was some conspiracy in there. You guy doesn't look like a good guy either! ”

A guy with a sinful soul who is a little black and purple would actually say that he is not a good person, which really makes the little spider a little unsure of what to say. If it weren't for the fact that this guy was a tease, and he really needed this guy's help now. With all these sins in him, the little spider can reward him with an eye of judgment. So at the moment, he could only say to Wade angrily.

"I'm just giving you a piece of advice, if you don't want to, whatever you want. But are there any consequences? ”

The suggestion sounded very threatening, and after feeling the threat, Wade grinned, and finally put his hand on the little spider's shoulder and smiled at him.

"Well, my dear friend. For the sake of the two of us falling in love with each other, isn't this kind of thing non-negotiable? But can I ask first? If I agree to work for you, how will the basic salary be calculated? Also, how to calculate the bonus for the mission? Weekly or monthly salary? Who is the mission captured? ”

"You can talk about this kind of thing yourself, and I'm only responsible for referrals!"

Slapping Wade's hand away, the little spider beckoned to the captain, who was too frightened to move, and told him to act as soon as possible. And at this time, Wade also whistled and shouted to the side of the riverbank.

"Shakola, hurry up. I've found a boat to get out! Ferry tickets are free. ”

This shout made the little spider immediately widen his fiery eyes, and he looked at the unobtrusive guy next to him in disbelief, and asked him in surprise.

"You still have accomplices?"

"Look at what you said, I'm a little Wade who is loved by everyone and blooms. How could there not be two or three reliable friends on the side. ”

Wade shyly cupped his face and made an unbearable bewitching slut expression. At this time, the little spider's gaze was not on him at all, he had already set his eyes on the companion who was summoned by a whistle from Wade.

First of all, this is a woman. It sounds a little unbelievable, and the fact that a guy like Wade who is full of nonsense and talk has a woman who is willing to stay with him, which really makes people feel that something is wrong with the world. And what makes people feel even more unacceptable is that this woman is still very beautiful, far beyond the level of normal people.

The delicate face that looks extremely bewitching makes people can't help but look away from them when they see it. And that kind of near-perfect female body shape has made her charm ability directly rise to an exaggerated level. Such a woman, theoretically, should give people a sense of debauchery. But the little spider did not feel this way, but could feel a strange classicism and nobility from her. It's as if this is not an ordinary beauty, but a legendary princess who has come through the millennia.

I have to say that it was too surprising to meet such a woman at this time. And seeing her directly hugging Wade's arm as soon as she drifted to the boat, the little spider's inner surprise deepened a little. He knew Deadpool Wade. What the hell was Wilson like?

The Sky Hammer Bureau contains a lot of key information about various top-secret organizations in the world. Among them, they also kept a complete background about the X organization that had been forcibly disbanded. And among them, as a fugitive, wanted top secret criminal, Deadpool Wade. Wilson's information was naturally intended to be known to anyone who could capture him.

This is a death mercenary, a top-notch man who is proficient in the use of this killing weapon, and is proficient in melee combat and knife skills. Of course, these can only make him a dangerous human, not a character that even superheroes must fear.

What's really scary about him is because he's experimented with the X organization. Because of his cancer, in order to save himself, he underwent genetic modification of mutants from the X tissue. The experiment was a success in a way. He escaped the fate of death and managed to survive the disease. But he also failed, because the cancer cells spread to his whole body, turning his whole person into an image of a person who is not a ghost or a ghost.

How do you describe that image? It was difficult for the little spider to say, he could only say that if someone could look at his face and eat it, he could be regarded as a spiritual powerhouse.

And it's such a face that people can't even eat, and there is actually such a beautiful woman who is willing to make such intimate actions with him. He really didn't know what to say.

As if seeing the confusion and incomprehension on the little spider's face, the woman named Xia Kela curled the corners of her mouth, revealing a charming smile that made her heart tremble, and then asked the little spider.

"You can see that you seem to be interested in my relationship with Wade!"

"Well, that's right. Are you familiar with him? ”

Saying such words euphemistically, the little spider showed that she did not mean to offend, and at the same time expressed her inner curiosity. Seriously, at his age, curiosity is really heavy. Since Xia Kela asked so, then he naturally hit the snake with the stick.

"Of course!" Xia Kela could understand the meaning of the little spider's words, and she replied to him unabashedly. "Every part of Wade's body, I'm familiar with. In other words, I can accept any trick and any posture with him. You know what I mean. ”

"Understood, understood!" Faced with such a straightforward answer, the little spider suddenly felt a burst of shame. He really didn't see that this was such an open woman. And at the same time, he had to admire this woman's heavy taste. How can he say this feeling? It's really an invincible rush of true love.

And at this time, Wade, who was listening to these two people talking in code, had a bit of a backlash, he first pulled the crook of his arm, and when he couldn't pull his arm out of Xia Kela's arms, he could only transfer the fire to the little spider's body, and asked him maliciously.

"I feel something is wrong, how does it look like you're saying something bad about me!"

"It's your delusion!" In the face of this kind of questioning, the little spider will definitely not admit it. Of course, he also has his own explanation for his actions. "I'm just telling the truth. Wade, touch your conscience, and tell me, what does your face look like? ”

"What do you want to say, the balls that have been splashed with sulfuric acid?"

"Please, can you not open this yellow cavity. Can we change to a more appropriate adjective? For example, fried golf balls? ”

"Ah, I love this. This adjective reminds me of when my original face was still white. ”

Patting the little spider on the shoulder vigorously, Deadpool showed him a very rare kindness.

"You know what? I appreciate you more and more. There are very few people like you who are compatible with me now. Why don't we take the time to open a room together and talk about it? Believe me, I'm pretty confident in hip shaping or something. (To be continued.) )