Compared with Lao Jiu, the second place is much inferior, only took two urinals, is still a, and the gold content is much less, don't mention it.

The top three finishers in each competition are awarded, except for the first place who gets a urinal, the second and third places get a urinal

The material and quality of the work is similar to that of a urinal, shaped like a washbasin, and can also be used to wash the face.

Lao Jiu, who was standing on the podium and still had three big urinals around his neck, thought: If you can still give me a toilet (bucket), it will be even more complete

It's beautiful.

Unexpectedly, at the moment when the Games were about to come to an end, the chairman of the organizing committee, Fat Dog, "Eat too well", solemnly announced: "In recognition of this session."

The outstanding contributor to the Games, the high jump record, set a new athlete Lao Jiu, and I decided to reward it with a special gift: a toilet. ”

It thought for a moment and said, "I was going to give it a new toilet, but now I think it makes more sense to give it the old toilet I used."

。 ”

Lao Jiu immediately said, "I object." I just want a new toilet, not an old one. Keep your old toilet for yourself. ”

"It's too good to eat" asks, "Why?" This toilet has been used for a long time, isn't it all the same? My toilet is a famous brand. ”

Lao Jiu said: "I only recognize the new toilet." It doesn't matter if it's a brand or not. ”

"It's too good to eat" said dejectedly: "It seems that my kindness has been treated as a donkey's liver and lungs." ”

The wild dog audience burst into laughter.

In this case, "Eat too well" had to ask Lao Jiu to take away the new toilet.

Immediately after the meeting, a large group of surrounded Lao Jiu, scrambling to please him, and some even wanted to kiss him.

To put it bluntly, these are its "female fans".

Some said: "Lao Jiu, you see that you are not too tired for a dog to take so many night pots and toilets." Otherwise, we'll get it for you. ”

Some said, "Hey! Brother Jiu, you are the prince charming in my heart. Can you let me kiss you, just kiss you. ”

Some said, "Yes! Not really. Kiss your injured buttocks, too. And there is still blood in you! Our kisses are not only

It can help you stop the bleeding, and it can also help you disinfect and heal your wounds. ”

A lot of young and beautiful sister dogs tugged and didn't let Feifei go, and finally, with the help of more than a dozen of his most loyal fans, Lao Jiu broke out of the encirclement

circle, and the most powerful of the "five sisters" also beat away the remaining groups of "three sisters" and "two sisters", and has been protecting Lao Jiu to his home.

After the five wild dog sisters arrived home with Lao Jiu, they didn't leave.

No matter how hard Lao Jiu rushed, he couldn't get rid of it, and Lao Jiu had no choice but to go with them.

They built a kennel next to Lao Jiudong and temporarily stayed.

Usually, they also help Lao Jiu with some household chores, such as: feeding chickens and ducks, taking care of the house, or helping Lao Jiu go out hunting.

In this way, gradually Lao Jiu, Hongxia'er, Red-haired Daddy and Little Fox began to get used to and accept them.

I also know their respective names: the eldest is called "Golden Flower", the second is called "Peach Blossom", the third is called "Cuihua", the fourth is called "Lotus", and the fifth is called

It's called "plum blossoms".

These five "sister flowers" have the meaning of settling down here in Lao Jiu.

Seeing this, the red-haired father had to dig another hole next to the cave so that the five sisters could live there.

Now Lao Jiu is two or three years old (equivalent to the age of twenty-two years old), and he has begun to have thoughts about the opposite sex.

In particular, the five sisters of the wild dog are always dangling in front of its eyes, which makes it uncertain, distracted, and always makes mistakes in doing things

They came to the point where their eyes and hearts beat when they saw them.

The red-haired father and Hongxia'er are optimistic about the good things between the nine sisters and the five sisters.

Lao Jiu thought to himself: Although human society has practiced 'monogamy' for a long time, it is difficult to say in the animal kingdom.

What's more, I'm still in the wild dog world at the moment, and it doesn't matter if anyone says anything but myself, I'd better go with the flow.

Seeing Lao Jiu adopt this half-pushed and half-done attitude, the five sisters Peach Blossom, Cuihua and Lotus took the opportunity to take the initiative to attack, and soon, Lao Jiu "disarmed."

surrender" became their "captive".

Not long after that, Lao Jiu lived with the five wild dog sisters.

In this way, in less than two months, except for the old five plum blossoms, other female dogs are pregnant, and in the next time, they will do their best for these few

Dog "pregnant" service, waiting to be its dog daddy too.

When the eldest golden flower, the second peach blossom, the third cuihua, the fourth lotus and other four female dogs gave birth to puppies one after another, the fifth plum blossom also began to get pregnant

Now, Lao Jiu, who is a father, is busy every day and dizzy.

I never thought that four female dogs would give birth to eighteen puppies, how much will I eat in the future, Lao Jiu is now "one head and two big", to blame

blamed himself for not being firm in his position, his feelings were too impulsive, and he couldn't control himself too much, and then he was so busy all day long that he couldn't touch the ground like a turtle grandson.

Whose is this to blame? Ay! It is a blessing that there are many wives in other people, but if there are many wives in the ninth child, they will be offended.

Fortunately, the little foxes have grown up, and some can help with housework at home, take care of the puppies, and some can even follow their mothers

Qin Hongxia'er went out hunting.

This more or less helped Lao Jiu relieve some pressure and let him take a breath, which also proved that it was right to adopt Hongxia'er in the first place.

This evening, after Lao Jiu was tired all day, he sat on the award-winning toilet and wanted to (so tired that he forgot to).

You know, the didn't come out but let out a smelly and loud fart.

"Poof", Lao Jiu thought: How long has it been since I farted, why does this fart make me feel so comfortable?

It turns out that farting is a very refreshing thing, no wonder some people like to take off their pants and fart, it seems that there is some truth in this!

In this way, Lao Jiu, the female fox Hongxia'er and her two or three more capable little foxes went out of the cave to hunt almost every day.