Chapter 458: Explosion
The entire Tianshui Village is waiting for Jiang Dawu's order to start the new year.
Boss Song was noisy in the courtyard, fiddling with the big in his hand, and he looked down on the countrymen in the city.
Faced with Song Xiaosan's complaints, Boss Song couldn't help but pout: "As far as what you can understand in that little book, our chicken represents the phoenix." The phoenix is called the Firebird Immortal Bird, and it is reborn in the flames......"
Song Xiaosan pouted: "I know, what you said is called Phoenix Nirvana." ”
Boss Song was proud: "I know that I am still in the way, Captain Jiang said that he is going to collapse and be unlucky, let's call it Phoenix Nirvana, reborn from the fire." ”
Aunt Song feels sorry for the chickens, and the little hens at home still need a big rooster to match. But as long as the eldest son said it, it must make sense, the big deal was to collapse the chicken, and stew it directly at noon.
Song Xiaosan lived in Niu Huahua's house for a few days, and Song Laoxuan knew that he had done something before, so he asked the matchmaker to come forward and book the date of the bride price.
The money is ready, locked in the money box, and finally out of the New Year, the gift money is set on a date, and this matter is settled.
Niu Huahua agreed to the request before, and took the initiative to add a woolen coat. Niu Huahua put an end of his face, thinking about Song Xiaosan's goodness, so he reluctantly agreed to the marriage.
Wu Laibaowo was angry, but he and his children still counted on the old couple to raise them, even if they were unhappy, they couldn't say anything.
After the Chinese New Year, Boss Song went back to work in the city for a few days, either staying with the unit accountant for two days, or mingling with the barbershop proprietor.
The little money brought back from home had already been squandered by Boss Song.
Wu Laibao's heart was also broken, it happened to be the second day of February when the unit was on holiday, and he took advantage of the excuse of going home for the holiday, and he went home to scrape some more.
Song Xiaosan passed the gift of five hundred yuan, plus the things had to be one thousand smaller.
In the past, Boss Song was happy when he went home, but this time he had a bitter face. How many years of hard work money has been taken out one by one, even if you marry a new daughter-in-law, you will feel distressed in your heart.
Song Lao Xuan couldn't see Song Boss's scolding, and scolded: "After the calf is still playing, poke the cat eggs for Lao Tzu again, be careful that Lao Tzu castrates you." ”
Boss Song looked at the big proudly, and didn't listen to Song Laoshuan's words at all. I applauded my masterpiece, and scolded Song Lao Tu Lao in my heart: I am from the city, how can a rural person come up with such a good idea.
The old rooster clumsily dragged the whip on the ground, and his mouth "clucked", like a soul.
The louder the big rooster crowed, the more arrogant Song Lao laughed.
Boss Song prepared the two kicks in the house again, and Song Laozhuan looked distressed: "That's for your brother's marriage, and send them back to me." ”
Originally, Song Laozhuan went to the city to buy firecrackers without planning to buy two kicks, just in time for the little comrades who sold firecrackers to sprinkle water on the two kicks.
The packaging skin is wet, and the quality is not a problem at all. Song Lao's bolt was cheap, so he bought the two kickers together and kept them for Song Xiaosan to keep for when he got married.
Boss Song was bored by what his own Lao Tzu said, so he put the second kicker into the house casually.
The rural area in the Northeast is open to the kitchen, and after a few days of the festival, the little grandson came back from the city, and Aunt Song was worried that her grandson was frozen, and the fire in the stove pit was not extinguished.
Boss Song casually put the second kick on the edge of the stove pit.
Song Lao Shuan scolded again: "Stay away from the fire!" ”
Boss Song seemed to be energetic, and threw the two kicks on the firewood pile, thinking that this was far enough, unless someone had a bag in his head and stuffed the two kicks into the stove pit.
If you don't go home if you have nothing to do, you will ask for money as soon as you get home. Song Lao Xuan continued to scold and scold Song Boss, only Song Auntie felt sorry for her son, but she didn't catch up with the good time, if she put it aside, no one would be allowed to marry a concubine.
Boss Song held the filter in his mouth, and Song Xiaosan hid from afar.
Whoever puts the whip picks a bamboo pole to look at the celebration, and I don't know where the big brother in the city learned the thirteen tricks, and the firecracker is directly tied to the big rooster's feet.
Listening to Jiang Dawu's order, firecrackers rang out in the entire Tianshui Village, and the distant valley was full of echoes.
For those with good conditions, two large mines with 200 rings are hung, and those with slightly worse conditions are also prepared to hang two with 100 sounds.
Song Lao Er didn't let go of the whip when he was a child, and it was convenient for the whole village to catch up, and he came up, and specially asked an acquaintance from the supply and marketing cooperatives to get two hangs of 500 rings.
The sound of firecrackers in other people's homes stopped, but the movement in Jiang Xiaochi's courtyard was still loud.
Jiang Xiaochi glanced at Song Lao Er crookedly: "It's just you." ”
Song Lao Er: "Who told our family to have a good life, and double happiness is coming." ”
Jiang Xiaochi didn't know, and Song Lao Er explained: "It's a joy that you're pregnant, let's build a big house in the spring, isn't it a double happiness?" ”
Jiang Xiaochi just wanted to nod, but he heard a noise, and the hysterical screams of women and children should have come from behind.
Before I had time to see what was going on, there was a loud "bang", and a burst of smoke and fire should have come from behind.
Song Laoer: "Not good! ”
Jiang Xiaochi: "Not good! ”
Don't look at it anymore, it was Song Lao's family who had an accident. Moreover, it still exploded!
"Ding! Ding-bang! The second kick exploded from the house, shattering the glass on all sides.
Wu Laibao held the child, and Song Lao supported Aunt Song to hide on the (street).
The most dumbfounded is Boss Song, as soon as the firecrackers go off, the big rooster will blow up. Animals that don't have IQ and EQ can't stand this posture, and they drag firecrackers to fly around regardless of it.
Sparks splashed everywhere, and the haystacks in the courtyard suddenly sparked. As soon as the breeze blew, the whole stack of firewood suddenly caught up.
If the big rooster only flies around in the yard, it will be fine, and the loss will be the loss of a firewood stack.
I never thought that the big rooster slipped through the crack in the door and rushed into the house, and the spark ignited the firewood, and by the way, the second kick on the firewood was ignited.
"Ding-bang!" in the house! Ding-bang! The entire house was instantly submerged in flames.
Aunt Song sat slumped on the ground, crying loudly. The gift money prepared for Niu Huahua was still locked in the money box, if it weren't for Song Lao Bolt to stop her, Aunt Song would have rushed to the house to take the money box out.
The most resistant is Boss Song, who knew that he was in trouble, and his legs were so frightened that his legs weakened, and a puddle of yellow urine flowed out of his crotch again.
If it weren't for Song Xiaosan's strength, Song Boss would be drowned in the firelight, and he would definitely be a roast house finch with the big rooster.
This posture made the whole village stupid. Although I don't know exactly what happened, my first reaction was to fight the fire.
But even if there are many people fighting the fire, the weather is dry and the fire is fierce, and the old houses are basically wooden, after a while, a good house will be burned into a pile of skeletons in an instant.
Fortunately, there was no strong wind, and although the neighbors on the left and right suffered from the firewood stacks, the house was fortunately spared.
Song Lao Shuo picked up a wooden stick and beat Song Boss indiscriminately, scolding while beating: "I'll beat you to death, bastard!" I'll beat you bastard to death still! ”