Chapter Seventy-Seven: The Poor Monk Fights the Poor Nun

Seeing that Lan Ya was in a hurry to go with Hai Shi, he hurriedly asked Sun to pick a basket of vegetables, and put a bag of fungus on top of the dish, handed it to Lan Ya and said with a smile: "These are the ones that your uncle went to pick after you left, and they were sent with water according to what you said, and they were fried and stewed." ”

Lan Ya looked at a basket of vegetables and said with a smile: "Uncle, I asked Brother Shi to help me go to the woods to bomb sparrows, and I will come back to pick them up later, you won't let me carry such a basket of vegetables up the mountain, right?!" ”

Sun glanced at Hai Dazhuang, unloaded the basket on Lan Ya's back, and said to Hai Da Zhuang angrily: "I said that when I hired an ox cart to deliver firewood, I sent it directly, Lan Ya walked so far, and I had to carry such a basket of vegetables, and the adults didn't make chaff." Not to mention the orchid buds. ”

Lan Ya said indifferently: "Uncle, don't care, I practice basic skills every day, I'm as strong as a calf, this little thing is really not a problem." ”

Sun glared and said, "How can a little girl say that she is as strong as a cow, and she still wants to marry in the future?" ”

Lan Ya stuck out her tongue, didn't say a word, and followed the sea stone up the mountain to net the sparrows with a small basket on her back.

One boom, one net, after a while, the net reached fifty or sixty, the two of them divided the sparrows into two, each divided twenty or thirty, Lan Ya then picked up the basket and returned to Yujia Village.

Watching his son gnaw on the sparrows, Sun said with a smile: "Da Zhuang, Lan Ya is becoming more and more capable and sensible now, when our family is living better, let's go and marry Ya'er, okay?" ”

Haishi bowed his head and was silent, and said after a while: "Don't think about it, Ya'er, these two contacts, from treating people and dealing with people, I think Ya'er is a person with big ideas, we can't do stones and stones, we can't come down, and we can't trap them." If you want to get married, Duo'er and Ya'er can consider it. ”

Sun nodded thoughtfully, this bud, in addition to its appearance, really makes people can't see that it is an eight-year-old girl, maybe it is really Huang Xiangu's fairy, whether to find her in-law in the future is two words, and the budding idea of marrying just now was extinguished, and secretly started the idea of Landuo.

I didn't know that I almost became the daughter-in-law of the Hai family's orchid bud, and I just pushed open the door of my yard, only to see a figure flashing in front of me, and a figure rushed to the courtyard one step ahead of him, and looked at it, but it was the old man Miao who had not been seen for two months.

Old man Miao sneakily looked out of the courtyard through the crack in the door for a long time before patting his chest and saying, "I'm scared to death." ”

Lan Ya put down the basket funny and sneered: "What else are you afraid of?" As far as I know, there are nothing but moths flying in the sky, leeches swimming in the water, and mice running on the ground. ”

Old man Miao sat helplessly on the horse, and sighed mournfully: "For more than a month, the beak has faded out of the bird." There is a Xiao Yu on the mountain, so I don't dare to appear near Qixing Mountain, and finally waited for her to go to the county, and you are at home again. ”

Lan Ya looked at Old Man Miao with disdain, and said with a smile: "You are an old monk who leads the practice, except for people in the temple, where do you look like a person in Buddhism in your speech and behavior?" ”

Old man Miao said angrily: "The poor monk is called a Buddha in his heart, it's not that I boast, my stargazing and divination skills are not comparable in Xiao Kingdom." ”

Lan Ya pulled back her half-length hair that was not short and drooped forward, raised her eyebrows and said: "When you have a Buddha in your heart, you call yourself a 'poor monk' and a 'sprinkled family', and when you have no Buddha in your heart, you call yourself 'me' and 'old man', which is simply inconsistent." As far as I know, Taoist priests can not only divination, but also subdue demons and eliminate demons, which is stronger than your fake monk skills. ”

Not to be outdone, Old Man Miao said, "Aren't you the same?" When he cheated the silver, he called himself a 'poor nun' and a 'fairy child', and when he was unprofitable, he called himself 'me' and 'aunt', and the two of us were half a catty. As far as I know, the goddess who led the village to jump the great god also claimed to be a fairy child under the seat of Huang Xiangu, and the saliva she spit out could still catch fire, which was stronger than you, a fake fairy child. ”

The two of you are full of choking. Fortunately, the Hai family was bored and led a few children to Aunt Liu's house as guests, otherwise they would have come out to fight and witness the pair of enemies who seemed to have a deep hatred.

There was a vigorous battle between the "poor monks" and the "poor nuns", and the "old man" fought against the "aunts", and the battle was dry and exhausted.

Old man Miao gradually lost the battle, and said with annoyance: "I was in a bad mood, but you still blocked me." I just got out of the ghost gate, if Xiao Yu knew about my relationship with Zhuo Xiaozi, I would definitely think that Zhuo Xiaozi secretly bought me and deliberately said that the marriage of the big murderer was given to her. ”

Lan Ya nodded thoughtfully: "Yes, I saw it with my own eyes when I received the cashier." ”

Old man Miao was so angry that he pried his beard and said angrily: "Again, that's not bribing silver, it's Zhuo Xiaozi's filial piety to silver." If you don't secretly change the marriage sticker, because I will give His Majesty a fortune approval once a year, even if I approve a bad marriage, King Beixiao will not do anything to me. If you change the marriage sticker, it's still my font, if you know the master-apprentice relationship between me and Zhuo Xiaozi, Xiao Yutie will definitely kill me to vent my anger. ”

With Xiao Yu's arrogance, it is really possible to do this.

However, Lan Ya is very clear, with the martial arts of the old man Miao, it is impossible to be afraid that the other party will kill him, he is just worried that his relationship with Xiao Ran will be exposed, one is the temple station that deduces the national fortune, and the other is the trouble of many years of confidants, the two are related, the emperor is stupid if he doesn't think too much, and the Zhuo family will be in danger.

Lan Ya smiled: "Don't be angry, in order to soothe your wounded heart, I will make you a roasted sparrow today." ”

Miao Zhu smiled so much that he couldn't see his teeth, and he went to light the fire and burn the wood.

Knock open the outermost layer of dry mud, suddenly the aroma is so strong that it can't be dissolved, and it wafts out far away, the orchid buds are still not satisfied, and a layer of fine seasoning is sprinkled on it, with a hint of spicy and paste, and people are more and more greedy to move their steps.

When Miao Zhu ate the second one, there was a knock on the door, and Lan Ya ran to open the door and said, "It must be my father who came back from selling firewood." ”

The courtyard door opened, Lan Ya's eyes shrank for a while, and the old man Miao was also stunned on the spot, where was Yu Sanguang who returned from selling firewood outside the door, but the protagonist who had just been discussed fiercely by the two - Xiao Yu.

I saw Xiao Yu swallow his saliva twice, his eyes did not look at the face, but looked straight at the oven in the courtyard, sniffed, and greedily sniffed the aroma of food, not wrong.

Lan Ya thundered in her head, and finally made a thunderous decision.

Picked up the feather duster with his left hand, picked up the burning stick with his right hand, and hit Miao Zhu without the slightest hesitation: "Let you play a stinky scoundrel, the poor nuns are still vulgar, and you still chase them to the house to settle accounts, and today the poor nuns have to beat you to be a human again." ”

Miao Zhu didn't reflect, his back was sturdy with two sticks, and when he came back to resist, his face had been scraped with black ash of burning sticks, and there were a few pieces of chicken feathers scattered on his hair, which was indescribably embarrassed and unbearable.

Looking at the two of them who burst into action in an instant, Xiao Yu turned his gaze from the roasted sparrow to the faces of Miao Zhu and Lan Ya.

When he saw the faces of the two of them, he couldn't help but look embarrassed, and then said angrily: "Didn't you two cheat me?" One pretended to be a temple to give me a batch of murderous marriages, and one pretended to be a nun to exchange for a great fortune marriage for me, and set silver from me?! ”

Lan Ya and Miao Zhu "spitted" at each other at the same time.

Miao Zhu was disgusted and said, "How can such a lowly cultivator be compared to a poor monk. ”

Lan Ya pursed her lips disdainfully and said, "The female benefactor doesn't have to doubt that the poor nun and such a barbaric and unreasonable monk have no quarrel. ”

Both of them obviously have fine hair, but they are not ashamed to speak, one calls himself a "poor monk" and the other calls himself a "poor nun", and Miao Zhu's teeth are still clearly hung with small meat threads on the sparrow's legs, which makes people look so funny.

Xiao Yu's eyes were confused, and he was scolded by the two of them, and waved his hand to several guards behind him, and the guards took out bright steel knives and put them on the necks of Lan Ya and Miao Zhu.

Feeling the cold and shining steel knife, Lan Ya aggrieved her little face, and clasped her palms together: "The female donor doesn't have to doubt, if the two of us want to collude to defraud money, how can we spend all this time, wouldn't it be the icing on the cake to give the donor a good post at that time?" ”

Xiao Yu couldn't help but be stunned when she heard this, indeed, the little nun only exchanged twenty taels of silver from her own hand because of the change of marriage stickers. I had already believed this in my heart, but I still wondered why the temple station appeared in Yu's house.

Xiao Yu came here just in time. After a while, she wanted to go back to Fucheng to visit her father and mother, so she thought about buying some things to honor the second elder, and halfway through, Xiao Yu, who was alone, thought about it more and more unpleasantly, and wanted to find Xiao Ran to accompany her, so she turned back to the mountain halfway.

Zhuo Er told Xiao Yu that the young master accompanied the old princess to chant in the Buddhist hall, and he couldn't get out for a while, so Xiao Yu had to go down the mountain for the second time in disappointment, smelled the aroma of roasted sparrows, and couldn't help knocking on the door, and bumped into the fake little poor nun and the meat-eating fake temple.

Lan Ya nudged the steel knife on her neck, and the guards saw that the county lord did not stop her, and let the little nun stand up.

Lan Ya arrived in front of Xiao Yu like a dog, and Shen Shi saluted and continued: "The poor nun entered the Puren Temple a few days ago, and it happened that the Zhuo family went to the marriage paste again, and the temple station said that the marriage paste had been completed, and it would no longer be issued, and the two families should not get married. When the poor nun heard this, he stepped forward and rebuked the temple for being inconsistent, upside down, and tortuous. The marriage between the donor and the son is a match made in heaven that conforms to the will of heaven. The temple station was very angry, and found the abbot Shitai, who believed the words of the temple station, thinking that the poor nuns were in vain and drove back to the world. Even so, the temple station still refused to let go of the poor nuns and chased them here. Poor nuns dare to swear to the Buddha, the above said, every sentence is true, if there is half a sentence, poor nuns voluntarily fall into the livestock road and fall back. ”

In ancient times, the oath was taken very seriously, and no one would question its authenticity, and once the oath was made, it could be equated with the truth.