The night before the college entrance examination, Mrs. Ye was playing cards with friends.

On the night of the college entrance examination, Mrs. Ye was reckless in the wine field.

This is Mrs. Ye's real experience, and today's imperial examination is actually similar.

Last night, Ye Tai and Wangcai, two "soil buns" and "stupid big money", scattered their wealth on the painting boat, and they were lustful.

After the exam, Mrs. Ye returned to the painting boat docked on the shore during the day, and the young ladies were stunned.

"Ye Gongzi, you, didn't you go to the scientific examination? Why did you come back? ”

Mrs. Ye waved her hand: "After the exam, I will spend money tonight to celebrate my admission to the top prize in advance!" ”

Everyone: "......"

The beautiful young lady who had just finished washing said: "Ye Gongzi, although the slave family has no vision, but they also know that at this point, the scientific expedition has only started for about half an hour, right?" You, did you drink too much last night? ”

Mrs. Ye: "The wine in the mortal world, my son is not drunk with ten thousand cups, and he said that he drank too much, he looked down on me, and punished himself with three glasses at night." ”

The beautiful lady said: "Don't say three cups, thirty cups are fine!" But it's only early in the morning, if you go late and feel that you can't get in, you don't have to, as long as it's before noon, candidates are qualified for the entrance exam! Hurry to the exam! ”

Mrs. Ye ignored her and said, "Don't believe it, anyway, at night, give me a fun song, and the money will be paid by me, by the way, where is Ye Qing?" ”

Someone replied with a complaint: "After sending you, Ye Qing Gongzi went back to sleep, but I didn't expect to turn around, you are back again!" ”

Mrs. Ye didn't care about them anymore, climbed into the attic of the painting boat, pushed the door and entered.

Wangcai was still asleep, as if whispering, and said, "Are you back?" ”

Mrs. Ye stepped forward and wanted to carry him up, but she didn't want Wangcai to sit up by herself, and said with sleepy eyes: "Don't you want to come step by step, it's done so quickly, if you are admitted to Huiyuan, how can you embarrass others?" ”

Mrs. Ye said: "If I'm like everyone else, I didn't come out until the evening, and I didn't pass the exam, that's a joke, by the way, I found that we seem to be targeted, and I don't know if something will go wrong." ”

Wangcai was surprised: "Targeted? No, we're so low-key, who will target us. ”

Mrs. Ye replied: "It's the national teacher, the person who scattered the immortals, they seem to mistakenly think that we are in the same group as Lu Honghuang, blame me, a few days ago I pulled Lu Honghuang's tiger skin, but Lao Lu didn't seem to be treated by the national teacher." ”

Wangcai: "Why don't you brainwash the examiner directly?" No, it's not brainwashing, but hypnotizing them, so that they can read the papers impartially and not use their power for personal gain, so it shouldn't have much impact, right? ”

Mrs. Ye shook her head and said: "Forget it, everything will come step by step, if something goes wrong, then it will only be a nominal civil and military champion, without the blessing of the power of the Heavenly Dao, it will be just a useless name, I believe in Wenqu Xingjun once, if he doesn't do good things, he will be good-looking." ”

Wangcai: "If there is no good result, you will go to Nuwa Palace to hide, Long Zhenjun goes out to wave, in fact, it is similar, but you can't use the luck of the human race." ”

Mrs. Ye: "You just believe in your Nuwa sister like this, if she has different intentions, won't we all be finished?" According to the lessons of history, Nuwa is not the master of protecting the calf for the sake of her own merits, the Eastern Emperor Taiyi, the Demon Emperor Emperor Jun, was given up by her, and Daji of the Cholera Dynasty was also given up by her, if something goes wrong, we will both be finished. ”

Wangcai: "I don't think so, the demon clan is not the rightful protagonist of heaven and earth, Daji and they were abandoned, it may be that the other saints don't want to see it, as the ancestor of the human race, she completely controls the luck of the human race, who knows."

If it's really not good, do you want to run to Zixiao Palace? Teacher Hongjun, now it is the way of heaven, the most public and holy, the name of master and apprentice is there, he will confine you at most. ”

Mrs. Ye said speechlessly: "That's not for nothing, if my identity can't do things, and your identity is also planted, then when will we be able to leave this world." ”

Wangcai: "Don't worry, let me think about it." ”

Mrs. Ye: "You think about it, let me think about it, in this way, Long Zhenjun will find an opportunity to go to Nuwa Palace to test the meaning of the god Nuwa, to see if she wants to repay our cause and effect, or wants to repay the debt, at this point in time, she doesn't dare to kill us, the saints are all locked up in name, and if they can't solve the debt, they will solve the creditor, which doesn't want to be her character." Rotten Books Network

By the way, where did Lao Tzu's round ball go, so many years have passed, Zixiao Palace was born, and pigs should become Buddhas and ancestors, I don't believe that Lao Tzu spent such a big price to get it, and it is not as good as a pig.

The thighs don't come to the door by themselves, they need to find them themselves. ”

Wangcai: "Come on, don't worry, what if Wenqu Xingjun is powerful?" ”

Mrs. Ye: "Okay, that's it, I don't want to, isn't there going to be an Oiran election tonight, which one do you like?" ”

Wangcai: "I think it has to be Miss Zhong." ”

Mrs. Ye: "No eyes, Cheng Yaoyao is good, I am optimistic about her." ”

Wangcai: "You don't play Oiran, but you are so attentive." ”

Mrs. Ye: "A married man, how can I mess with flowers and grass, I can't play, I can always take a look, men and women are compatible, and it is good for physical and mental health." ”

Wangcai: "You have a reason for what you say." ”

……

Night.

The jade plate is hung high, the moon and stars are scarce, the toad is as light as water, and the river water is surging, and there is a clear and light atmosphere.

At this time, the scientific examination has also ended, and countless candidates, either sad or happy, walked out of the examination room and scattered all over the capital.

And those joys have nothing to do with this boat.

On the river, the painting boat is like a carved beam and a painted building, beautiful, and the red lantern is a lamp, and the cold river water reflects each other.

The beautiful figures on the ship are projected through the windows into the eyes of the tourists on the shore.

The beautiful sound sang into the sky, and it seemed that even the immortals in the sky could hear this beautiful music.

Many poor students who failed in the scientific examination were walking by the river, and when they saw this scene, they couldn't help but feel heartbroken, saying: "The dancing girl doesn't know that the candidates hate, and she still sings beautiful music across the river!" ”

On the side, a rich boy said in surprise: "Brother Tai, did you fail the scientific expedition?" Don't blame me for talking too much, I just can't help it, with your literary talent, it's normal to lose. ”

"You...... Alas! The son of a wealthy family, how do you know that the poor family is bitter! ”

"You, really, change careers, even if you do well in the other four exams, this level of poetry, the last question, it must have been planted."

"You go away! Don't show off your wealth here! Looking down on the poor students, you can know that the husband is angry, and the blood is splashed in five steps! ”

"But, I've got it here, and if you want to go, you'll go."

"I ...... Woohoo lament, Zhumen's wine and meat stink, and there are frozen bones on the road! Disdain to be with you! Hum! ”

"Wait brother, it's okay to lose, there are more people who lose every year, seeing each other is fate, sit down and have a drink, eat whatever you want, and the girl can pick whatever she wants."

"Really? Don't want money? ”

"A gentleman's words, how can there be a falsehood? Come on, don't think about that, there is wine today, just drink. ”

"Childe Gaoyi! When you meet a noble person in a foreign land, you are very lucky, you are very lucky! ”