"Brother bites you to death!" Song Kaimin bared his teeth.

Zhang Yudie kicked him.

"Die!"

I know that he doesn't have a little bit of sincerity.

"No conscience, and violence!" Song Kaimin didn't dodge this time, and was kicked in the leg by Zhang Yudie.

"Sister is violent, what can you do to me?" Zhang Yudie kicked him again, "Little liar, he has been a good talker since he was a child, and he pretended to be a vow." Do you think my sister believes you? And pick the stars, you go to the sky! ”

The speaker has no intention, but the listener has the intention.

Listening to Zhang Yudie's words, Song Kaimin's heart was shocked.

He stood up and said unconvinced: "I'll just go to heaven, can't I?" You say, "If you want a star, I'll pick it for you, and I'll definitely ......."

"Cut, not rare. Do you often lie to girls and say big things, and this will fool my head? Tell you, this eldest sister doesn't eat this set. Yes...... Song Kaimin ......"

"......" Song Kaimin still didn't hold back, raised his hand and rubbed Zhang Yudie's hair vigorously, she was messy in the wind.

Listen, he called himself the eldest sister again, Song Kaimin was very unconvinced: "Be my eldest sister, are you ashamed." You bad girl doesn't have any self-knowledge at all, you don't count the time you were born! ”

"You're ashamed. A big boy is always calculating, and he has a small chicken belly. Calling the eldest sister won't drop a pound of meat, and she won't be able to die. What's more, I'm ...... bigger than you," Zhang Yudie said proudly, the thing that was bigger than Song Kaimin was what she was proud of, and it was the best fact she used to suppress Song Kaimin.

"How much bigger?" Song Kaimin asked through gritted teeth.

"Two, two hours...... Let's go," Zhang Yudie said weakly.

"Huh? Two hours? Song Kaimin's voice was low and clear, but it was dangerous.

"Two minutes, then!" Zhang Yudie was a little stunned.

"Two minutes?" Song Kaimin laughed, does she have to be older than herself!

"I'm older than you anyway!" Zhang Yudie has no confidence in her heart, but she is very strong in her mouth.

"Listen, it's me who's older than you! It's a day and three hours bigger! Song Kaimin emphasized that he was very depressed, and he had been emphasizing this matter since he was a child.

"Yes, yes, I'm a day and three hours older than you...... Haha...... "Zhang Yudie's nonsense turned out to be here."

"!" Song Kaimin went to rub Zhang Yudie's head again, "You are deliberate, deliberate, deliberate ......", said, rubbing more vigorously, which is considered a punishment.

"You're, big egg, rotten egg......" Zhang Yudie couldn't help it, her hair has now turned into a mess of grass!

Song Kaimin, you are cheap!

"Haha......" Song Kaimin is addicted.

"Stop, my hair ......" Zhang Yudie wailed, this is an account owed for several lifetimes, why in this life, he just doesn't let go of his hair.

"Say, who is the elder brother and who is the elder sister......"

"You are the elder brother, you are the elder brother...... Zhang Yudie finally compromised under Song Kaimin's obscenity.

Song Kaimin was very satisfied with Zhang Yudie's reaction, but before he could get complacent, he heard Zhang Yudie's next sentence: "I'm my sister, I'm my sister......"

"Still disobedient...... Who is the sister? Song Kaimin continued to rub his head.

Zhang Yudie: ???

"You're a sister, okay!" She's really crazy, this person, not to be a brother, wants to be a sister.

Song Kaimin: ?!

This time I finally found my sick sentence.

Who is the elder brother?

Of course it's him!

Who is the sister?

I'm not the same!

The question was wrong. Ha ha......

"Who's bigger?" This time, it's always right!