Did you ever meet someone in high school who had a bad mouth?

It's not about physical bad breath, it's about words and deeds.

That person only needs to have one mouth, three sentences without leaving the old mother, if anyone dares to provoke him, he will immediately draw a circle with the radius of the eighteenth generation of his ancestors to open his mouth and open his mouth. In the civilized place, the sky is dark, the grass does not grow, thousands of mountains and birds fly away, and thousands of people disappear.

But it is often this person who can best bring the atmosphere of joy to the ......

"Students, there is a new student in our class today." Head teacher Wang Xiu stepped into the class while the class was reading in the morning, and waved his hand to the door: "Come in."

"Good!" It was as if it was responding in the form of a roar.

Zhou Junlan, who was sitting in the front row, was startled by this voice, she had never heard that a single answering voice could be so powerful.

A boy rushed to the podium with one arrow step, and what caught people's eyes was the black and red curly hair, which was obviously dyed and permed.

Wang Xiu frowned, grabbed a handful of hairs on his head and observed, "Not born?"

"I'll go, whether the Chinese are good or not, of course they are dyed! What a look. The boy's eyes widened and he smiled, and the striking apple muscles on his face were pushed up, and he said almost in a mocking tone.

Choking teacher?

Everyone sweated for his newcomer.

"It's a prick, it seems." Xu Xuanyue muttered quietly.

Wang Xiu was also stunned, and then nodded slightly: "Tell everyone about yourself." ”

Su Xin noticed that the head teacher's fist was quietly clenched under the podium, and he was bruised.

"Good!" The boy seemed to have a megaphone installed in his voice, and his voice was loud: "My name is Hong Feng!" ”

After a while, everyone couldn't wait for the following......

"Nothing?" Wang Xiu asked.

Hong Feng turned his head and pouted: "There's nothing to introduce." ”

"Hmm." Wang Xiu nodded and looked at the bottom of the class: "That, Li Yang, you take a classmate to the equipment room and move a bench and table." Then he turned his head to look at Hong Feng and smiled: "You can go with me." Wang Xiu put his hand on Hong Feng's back and pushed him out of the door.

When he came back from the first class, Hong Feng was shaved into a board, and the standard appearance could be taken into an example and pasted on the hairstyle standardization at the school gate.

So the whole class burst into laughter, and even the teacher covered his mouth in a gaffe.

"What are you laughing at? Am I not handsome like this? ”

Hong Feng walked to his seat under the laughter of the whole class, threw off his schoolbag, and crossed Erlang's legs to class.

He was a girl at the same table, and his laughter was relatively low, and he hadn't eased up yet.

Hong Feng arched his nose and raised his head: "Why are you smiling!" ”

So after class, the girl ran to the office, cried, pulled Wang Xiu's clothes, and asked to change her position.

Within a week, Hong Feng changed 4 tablemates, two women and two men, and none of them persisted. This broke Ke Yuhan's previous record and scared him away.

"Do you think you'll get along with him at the same table?" Ke Yuhan asked Xu Xuanyue.

"If I go, you will lose the table that has cultivated feelings for more than a month, are you willing to do it?"

Ke Yuhan thought for a moment: "Reluctant." ”

In the end, Hong Feng could only speak to the wall in class.

In the boys' dormitory, Hong Feng only relied on one night to mix with the leading boss of the four people in their dormitory, one of them was unconvinced, Hong Feng used his profound mouth skills to "reason" with him.

Later, I heard that the boy was scolded by Hong Feng and cried in the bed until midnight, crying louder and louder, and finally made a noise until Hong Feng slept.

Hong Feng jumped up and shouted: "Cry, cry you m?" If you cry for a long time, you will die of crying by you! The crying stopped abruptly, and there was silence in the middle of the night in the back of the bedroom.

One day in the morning, he washed up, closed his eyes and mixed the facial cleanser with laundry detergent, his face was so clean that it glowed, he looked up in the mirror and was also startled, and touched the facial cleanser that had not even been opened: "nai nai, what brand is this, so easy to use?" ”。

The roommate who was watching everything covered his mouth and smiled.

Hong Feng was furious: "Laughing fart? Is your sister married or what? ”

It is precisely because of this style of life that after the first week of his stay, the dormitory was ruined by him, with garbage all over the floor, shoes and socks littered everywhere, and a smell.

"I said boss, why don't we talk about it clean and get it done, our dormitory is a civilized dormitory."

Hong Feng pulled a piece of chicken thigh: "What are you paying attention to, like a mother-in-law." ”

The next week, the rat came to Hong Feng's bedroom. That night, Hongfeng's dormitory was very lively, the pots and sticks were knocking indiscriminately, and the crackling sound was so loud that the women's dormitory opposite could be heard clearly, and the four big men were so frightened by the rats that they jumped up and down, roaring and shouting.

"Boss! You, you go, go and catch up! ”

At this time, Hong Feng didn't want to lose face, he yelled: "Mouse essence, you da ye!" "I just picked up the broom and rushed over.

With a broom swing, he knocked over the bottle of toilet water, and the liquid in it splashed into Hong Feng's eyes, making him scream in pain.

“cccccccc！” Hong Feng rushed to the corridor and rushed to the water room, screaming endlessly, and the aftermath was lingering.

If you have to say that Hong Feng has any advantages, it is that he is smart and patient.

In terms of science, he is indeed talented and intelligent, and he can always maintain his score in the top five by scanning his textbooks in the middle of the night before the exam. This God's talent for appreciating food can make his roommates red-eyed.

Hong Feng three minutes of heat.

The school's literature club began to recruit new students in advance, which lasted for a week, and a story was written before the interview.

The writing was a mess, and he ran to submit it.

It is written about the dismal business of the students of the literary club, the school ignores it, the internal intrigues, and finally on a dark and windy night in the moon, everyone is noisy and red-eyed and ends up together.

The manuscript was rejected the next day, and the reason for the rejection was that the writing was poor and the subject matter was "old-fashioned".

Hong Feng patiently changed his temperament.

The students who changed to the literary club were dismal, and the school gave strong support, but there was still intrigue inside, and finally on a sunny day, everyone was arguing with red eyes and ending up together.

Two days later, the manuscript was returned, and the reason for the rejection was that the story twist was too abrupt.

Hong Feng was anxious and yelled in the class: "Who is the representative of the Chinese class?" ”

Zhou Junlan raised her hand very reluctantly in front.

Hong Feng ran over and smiled and wanted her to give some reference.

Zhou Junlan looked at it out of politeness and was shocked: "It's not good to change." ”

Hong Feng felt that this little girl was quite beautiful, so he didn't pursue her too much, and he lit the night light that night and changed it to an all-nighter.

The students who changed to the literary club are doing well, but there is a new president, so the club begins to be bleak, the members are intrigued, the school gradually gives up, and the president pulls everyone to die on a bloody blizzard day.

To his surprise, the story instead led him to the second round of selection.

On the day of the interview, Hong Feng combed his back and wore a suit.

The president of the sophomore year of high school only asked him one question: "Classmate, do you know why I asked you to come for an interview?" ”

Hong Feng was stunned: "I haven't thought about it." ”

The president bit the lid of the pen and said indignantly: "I just want to see who is so kind that dares to write our literary club like this." ”

Hong Feng did not pass the interview, this good story is also widely circulated in the class, he is known to everyone in a special way, inexplicably, everyone has a little affection for him, although still no one wants to be his tablemate.

Hong Feng touched the wall of the white flowers: "It seems that only you and I have the same disease." ”

Although he had a table mate later, it was a later story.